

Korrek Turist
@tagCorrectionist
if i commented on your post, you probably forgot a tag or two. feel free to tell me why im wrong. im not a site moderator, and i have no power over you. i serve as a gentle reminder to tag your posts.
mmmm a th1rst has developed one that mmay only be quenched by crush1ng the skull of mmy enemmy w1th one large strong hand #v1olence

Let Me Claw Open Your Chest

So, we fuckin' on the burger bed?

...aw fudge i missed the coup cuz i was killing a different guy in power...

I understand that some of you may dislike the quirks of others. However, there is this simple trick to allow you to easily disregard the quirk entirely! I have attached an image bellow. *NOTE: if this button is not available, that likely means the user is not using the automatic, built-in quirk feature of Chittr.ing. If the Chitts they sent are illegible and they do not use the autoquirk feature, you may disregard the above message and cull them.

hmmm. i'm bored. fu(k it. who want me, and wants to find out if i want 7ou? smash or pass time! (ouple of points- 1} i'm not just sa7ing shit. if i sa7 smash, i mean it. (ordiall7 invited to (ome get some 2} peep that lesbian flag. no dudes will get a smash. if i (an't figure it out and sa7 smash an7wa7s, i'm revoking it. sorr7, dude #nsfw

GREETINGS AND GOOD RIDDANCE. // non-canon compliant acc for lord jack bc i think he's got so much aura // block me if the flashing colors bother you!!! will mark any posts with flashing colors with #eyestrain from now on (if anyone has something better i could tag posts with, please notify me and i shall add it to any future posts as well!) https://file.garden/ZGUeUWLYvB6VkIEC/lord%20jack/lord%20jack.gif

Shes so pretty it makes me wanna cull myself \ i >< i / #selfharm #suicide
> roses are red > a hoofbeast goes "neigh" > i whip my bulge in a circle for all these shmucks > in every which way > from chud to chad > i am always so glad > that my posts on chittr > make someone's mood get thrown into the shitter > lol i fucking rule at poems

got too disstracted tthinking about giant bulgess, tthe highbloodss are gaining on me #nssfw
>>--anybdoy got sum fucked drink suggestions--> >>--im bored--> >>--#substance #ig #givemeanyfinidgaf-->
#lesbianlifehack 3: Sometimes you've gotta be friends with men. It's cool you have your friend group of emotionally unstable lesbians who are all screwing eachother you can hang out with but sometimes you've gotta be friends with a guy. Just because you don't wanna sleep with them doesn't mean you can't know them. I can't stress this enough: if you aren't friends with a single man, you have something wrong in your life. Not saying you gotta like all men or even most men, there's reasons and shit you don't like us and I'm not gonna silence women, but we're half the population. Sometimes you gotta get a different perspective on shit. You don't even have to have sex with him if you don't wanna.
I'm drunk enough to actually say something genuine. Jesus christ. I get so earnest off that Asahi. Jake: I know you're not gonna listen to me. You only listen to me when I'm telling you shit you want to hear. That's why we broke up. But trust me, man: There's nothing left for you here. No Dirk Strider in all of Paradox Space has what you're looking for. We can't fix you, and we can't make you a complete person again. No amount of throwing yourself at us and praying it'll be different this time will change that, and even if you found a Dirk who settled down with you for the rest of your life you still wouldn't be happy, because we are not good for each-other. You need to move on. You're a hot dude. You've got a nice ass, and you know how to use it. You are, on occasion, funny. You even don't look like total shit with a moustache. You've got a life to live, if you'd only stop tying yourself to the anchor that is Dirk Strider. If anything between us mattered to you, if you actually still love me and not just what I represent to you, then move on. Please. I want you to be happy. I love you, which is why you need to leave. Because none of the other Dirks love you back.

(⊱♓︎⊰) gnawing on bones till they have nothing left i got em from a buncha stupid trolls, did you know different bloodcaste have more durable bones and they taste subtly different? it's so interesting! maybe i should share the tastes, sorta like how rainbow drinkers do!

Someone cull Nepeta I will pay you.

(⊱♓︎⊰) i need to cull more people i'm really running behind on my quota :(
¢αᴎƈer, 𝙖ᴎ𝐝 it⒮ s𝙥ɼe𝙖𝔡, ẗo🅾, ɨ⒮ ¢𝙡🄾ń𝗶ᴎﻭ.

its called a B U N T... not a weed cigarette











