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wow... the bj brothers over here forgett1ng the1r 3rd musketeer... }:/ ((1mage made by @tw1ceAnn1h1lated!))
I've acquired quite a few new f9ll9wers in the past few perigees during my peri9d 9f decreased activity 9n Chittr, f9r which I am very grateful. H9wever, I feel that I need t9 re-esta6lish s9me 69undaries 9f mine that I have n9t made evident in a while. There is a small 6ut n9t imp9ssi6le chance that y9u are acquainted with an9ther Kankri Vantas fr9m y9ur timeline, fr9m Chittr, fr9m a dream 6u66le, 9r fr9m elsewhere in the vast expanse 9f the splinternet. If s9, I am happy f9r y9u. Kankris acr9ss #Parad9xSpace are kn9wn t9 materially impr9ve the lives 9f the pe9ple ar9und them, and s9me 9f my cl9sest friends have thanked me f9r my and my alternates' ceaseless eff9rts in helping shape them t9 6e 6etter pe9ple. H9wever, if y9u are cl9se with an9ther Kankri, I must stress that that d9es n9t mean y9u are cl9se with me, and that g9es d9u6ly f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 are in intimate r9mantic 9r sexual relati9nships with y9ur Kankri. I w9n't pretend I understand 9r appr9ve 9f this seemingly widespread desire am9ng s9 many 9f my alternate selves t9 shed what I assume was a lifel9ng dedicati9n t9 #Celi6acy, 6ut it is n9t f9r me t9 understand 9r appr9ve 9f. This p9st is n9t f9r me t9 c9ndemn the l99sening 9f 9ne's m9rals. Regardless, *I* am my 9wn individual with my 9wn th9ughts, feelings, aspirati9ns, and desires. I will take it in g99d faith that the sentiment is well-intenti9ned, 6ut I d9 n9t find it flattering t9 6e c9mpared t9 my alternate selves. I actually find the pr9spect t9 6e quite pr96lematic and, at the m9st egregi9us 9f times, 9utright 9ffensive. I have spent en9ugh time 9n this platf9rm 96serving their acc9unts t9 kn9w that there are fundamental ways in which we agree, which I w9n't get int9 here f9r the sake 9f 6revity, 6ut it d9es emphasize t9 me that we are n9t the same pe9ple. T9 treat any pers9n with alternate selves as if each iterati9n is interchangea6le is t9 deny us 9f 9ur tr9llmanity and aut9n9my as individuals. If y9u w9uld like t9 get t9 kn9w me as me, then my DMs, ask f9rm, and chitt c9mment threads are always 9pen. If, h9wever, y9u are simply g9ing t9 lump me in with whatever versi9n 9f Kankri y9u prefer m9st, then d9 n9t take 9ffense when I push 6ack 9n this classificati9n t9 assert my 9wn pers9nh99d. #Vaguep9sting #AlternateSelves #Individuality #Asserti9ns9fPers9nh99d #NewF9ll9werPSA #69undaryEsta6lishing #Menti9ns9fCeli6acy #Denial9fTr9llmanity #TheTirelessFightT9Reinf9rceAut9n9my #IfY9uHaveS9methingT9SayT9MeThenSayItT9Me
I'm going to call that race right now because it doesn't look like Circus peanuts are going to recover any time soon so. Next match: Laffy taffy (red reacts) VS. Candy corn (black reacts)
the man vwith the wv shaped birthmark: men of the ampora lineage are tall, strongly built. they vwin evweryones trust and obtain first rate situations, but havwe unfortunate quadrant issues. travwel lovwers, they showv great curiosity and all havwe had ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ many vwoman in their vwhole life. my name is crosuke ampora. im old enough to knowv better. my hivwe is vwherevwer is most convwenient, and i dont havwe any quads. i dont smoke, but i occasionally hold a cig betvween my lips. im in cupe by 5 am, and make sure i get eight hours of sleep, no matter vwhat. after havwing a glass of vwarm milk and doing about tvwenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i usually havwe no problems sleeping until evwening. just like a baby, i vwake up vwithout any fatigue or stress in the evwening. i vwas told there vwere no issues at my last check-up. im trying to explain that im a person vwho vwishes to livwe a vwery quiet life. i take care not to trouble myself vwith any enemies, like vwinning and losing, that vwould cause me to lose sleep at day. that is howv i deal vwith society, and i knowv that is vwhat brings me happiness. although, if i vwere to fight i vwouldnt lose to anyone. vwith the povwer of my stand, 「she dont use jelly」i can dodge any attack. i can unravwel any scenario. i can be a shitty improvw partner. all vwith those tvwo simple vwords. no, not evwen vwords. just tvwo sounds is all it takes to change reality.
BEFORAN RANKINGS. OF NO ATTRIBUTE IN PARTICULAR. #SUGGESTIVE. AA: DAMARA. (MITUNA.) A: MEENAH. (KANKRI.) B: LATULA. (CRONUS.) C: (RUFIOH. KURLOZ.) D: (HORUSS.) DD: PORRIM. DDD: ARANEA. GG: MEULIN.
vwish a 8road vwould shawve 8efore expecting me to put in a little tongue vwork. im finding hairs 8etvween my molars its like licking an old wvig. its unsanitary! and don't just lay there, participate a little! make a little noise, gra8 my horns! i need feed8ack if you vwant me to do my jo8 dovwn there! just don't touch the hair.
:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
࣪⊹₊˚{ wowwww! do you ever feel like you sea a meme that is like.... unbaleenably targeted? like, COMPLEECHLY targeted towards you? }*A*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i do all the time! because this one is LITERALLLLY ME! like, there i am! + im thinking about those deep sea grumblr-powering ATOLL TIMES }>7<{ }>7<{ }>7<{ #literaleechme #hicacontent #cullquette #justgirlyfins }˚₊⊹ ࣪
dude. }:(
HHHH. THEY DON’T MAKE #BOYSHATE #YAOI LIKE THIS ANYMORE. NOW PUT IT OUT ON HIS TONGUE @aeneasCaldarium.
just s4y1n, 4n1m3 nook 1s *not* b3tt3r th4n “r34l wom3n”!!!!!!!!!! wh4t th3 fr1ck. #nzfw #1mgo1ngtocullh1m
aranea sexhibit, huh? and nah, vwhenevwer damz or kurloz drag me ovwer, i cling to their leg like a lost puppy.
To+ anyo+ne co+ncerned abo+ut the seven(!!) o+f us sleeping in o+ne ro+o+m, I assure yo+u, everyo+ne's been o+n their best behavio+r fo+r me. 😘 @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy @aeneasCaldarium @handMaid @twiceAnnihilated @cuttlefishCrusher @aero+dynamicTramp #Slaycatio+n #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue #Po+sitiveReinfo+rcement #Suggestive
fucks that seapposed to mean
HOT GIRLS DON'T NEED A FETCH MODUS. #SLAYCATION.
Hey! Put that .25 away and dr9p my sc9re 6ack d9wn t9 0. 6etter yet, g9 6ack in time 6ef9re y9u wr9te this c9mment and st9p y9urself fr9m writing it. N969dy needs t9 kn9w h9w frequently y9u pe9ple t9uch each 9ther inappr9priately, least 9f all me. #TMI #T99MuchInf9rmati9n #Six???
no one needs to know that man
WHO’S ON THE LOUNGEPLANK WITH HER.
...yeah.
As I m9mentarily check in with Chittr, I w9uld like t9 first ap9l9gize f9r n9t f9rmally ann9uncing my hiatus last perigee (that's last m9nth, f9r th9se 9f y9u n9t yet familiar with tr9ll terms). In my defense, I didn't *intend* f9r it 6e a lengthy hiatus. I 9nly meant t9 take a 6reak fr9m this platf9rm f9r a day 9r tw9, 9r n9 l9nger than a wipe. H9wever, 9ne particularly meddles9me jade6l99ded w9man (wh9se identity will remain an9nym9us f9r the sake 9f her privacy) t99k it up9n herself t9 limit my screentime 6ecause she is, evidently, fundamentally incapa6le 9f seeing me as anything 9ther than a wriggler wh9 cann9t regulate his 9wn 9nline experiences. She claims it's t9 st9p me fr9m getting int9 petty arguments with strangers 9n vacati9n, which is a6surd, frankly. That d9esn't even s9und like me. Anyway, Tr9ll Venice has 6een nice, 6ut I lament n9t 6eing a6le t9 pr9vide timely, nightly updates a69ut my th9ughts 9n the trip thus far. These t9pics w9uld include, 6ut are n9t limited t9: N9tew9rthy differences 6etween m9dern 6ef9ran and ancient Alternian iterati9ns 9f Itr9lly and the stark c9ntrast in reacti9n t9 #9ffspectrumTr9lls, #CulturalAppr9priati9n versus #CulturalAppreciati9n and h9w it relates t9 the Italian-6ef9ran diasp9ra, the imp9rtance 9f pr9perly la6eling 9nes #IllegalSu6stances and n9t leaving them lying ar9und f9r just any9ne t9 accidentally ingest, whether #Artistic #Nudity still has any merit in m9dern s9ciety, and h9w impr9perly acc9unting f9r sleeping arrangements with uninvited guests is a f9rm 9f #AntiCeli6ate 9ppressi9n. I supp9se 9ne day I'll get ar9und t9 synthesizing these th9ughts int9 a series 9f essays t9 grace y9ur Chittr feed with. F9r n9w, if y9u have any questi9ns f9r me a69ut this trip, any c9ncerns a69ut p9tentially pr96lematic 6ehavi9r that y9u, a l9ved 9ne, a l9athed 9ne, 9r an acquaintance might 6e engaging in, 9r just any general inquiries f9r me, feel free t9 direct them here: https://f9rms.gle/R4H2vVt5pFmmV3mv9 And the less that is said a69ut whatever happened last night, the 6etter. #AskKankri #Ask69x #An9nym9us #QnA #SelfPr9m9ti9n #CullingAdjacentPractices #6ef9ranCullingMenti9nInTags #Tr9llV9ca6ulary #Tr9llca6ulary
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyShow #Drama #Gossip #DashPurrowling
@taciturnTerror Did you know a8out this?
(( #ableism #a-lot-of-ableism #mental-health-discussion #misogyny #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cwv-self-harm #cwv-eating-disorder #abuse #cwv-toxic-relationship )) alright, youvwe all been asking for it, so here it is: mental illnesses listed by fuckability. s tier: antisocial personality disorder - they say dont stick your bulge in crazy. i say im already dead anyvways. nook from a girl vwho hates you and evweryone else is alvways a treat. shes probably into some freak shit too. bipolar: best of both vworlds. if shes manic, shes got energy to burn and is more likely to say yes to things. if shes depressed you can do some free use, prone bone type stuff, and shes less likely to say no. dependent - self-explanatory. lowv s for being annoying. a tier: borderline - damz is gonna vwhoop my ass for not putting this in s tier. thats vwhy this aint in s tier. i lovwe a gal vwhos crazy in the sheets, not so much a gal vwhos slashing my tires. narcissism - dunno vwhy this is evwen here. i lovwe self-lovwe! i also lovwe a gal vwhos gonna advwocate for herself. none of that "oh im fine vwith vwhatevwer," this kinda gal is gonna tell me vwhat she vwants and howv she vwants me to do it. anorexia - should this evwen be here? this is a vweird tierlist. this is just betvween a and b. i dont mind a gal vwho vwants to look good and is gonna hang off my evwery vword for vwalidation, but i prefer my babes vwith some meat on their bones. this is the type of babe id bring to olivwe garden, see if vwe cant carboload her and add some curvwes to all the right places. b tier: autism - kink scene special interest? hot. often socially isolated and desperate for approvwal? hot. its vwhen theyre going on about something lame that i get tired of em. ocd - similar reasoning to autism. compulsion to bob her head up and dowvn ten times vwhen shes blovwing me? hell yeah. compulsion to flick the light svwitch on and off ten times? cmon, im trying to read. anxiety - this aint evwen a real disorder. this is terminally online land, all of you havwe anxiety. neutral rank because this is nothing. c tier: paranoia - this dont sound like a real dsm diagnosis and i dont care to look it up. if the girl could be convwinced im the key thatll solvwe shit, fine, but i dont need her assuming im out to get her or something. im a straightforvward guy, im nevwer gonna lie about vwhat i vwant. its irritating. depression - only savwed from a d rank because you can sometimes convwince em that their body (specifically it getting fucked) givwes em some sorta useful purpose. vworst comes to vworst, theres some freeuse livwing potential vwhere she just cant care about getting fucked. adhd - fine, but one time a gal i vwas doing forgot vwe vwere havwing sex and tied the condom into a balloon animal. histrionic - a vweird inclusion, this tierlist sucks. this is the vwoman disorder, im pretty sure. big vwhoop. ptsd - the thousand yard stare is a real vwriggly killer. d tier: panic disorder - im barely evwen sure vwhat this means. i just figure i dont vwant anybody panicking in bed vwith me. seems awvkvward. schizophrenia - this is spelled vwrong in the tierlist thing, aint it? vwell, im not about to get cucked by the hat man. pass. avwoidant - i need her to not avwoid me to do her. thats the vwhole point. bulimia - breath mint.
ADHD, actually. You forgot to account for how it presents differently in a lot of women.
Is that the 8est you can come up with? That I go on tirades? I wonder what's next. That the moon is pink, perhaps? It's low-hanging fruit, I thought you enjoyed reaching far a8ove your level.
oh babygirl. im no hypocrite. except vwhen i am, but this aint it.
SOLID STRATEGIC MOVE. TO GET THIS ONE OFF WHILE KANKICHAN IS RESTING. BY THE WAY. #SUNTZUWHO.
note howv i use "she" and "her" in this post? i dont vwant you man. vwhy do he/him in bio assholes keep thinking im talking about them?
im a real caring guy. i take care of my pals. i sawv my gal damz, @handmaid vwasnt getting enough omega-3, and i decided to do something about it. aint i svweet? #omega3 #cullbait #shelovwesmyvwariousfishoils #myoils #seriouslythough #makesureyouregetting #youromega3s #itsgoodforyourskin #ithink #idontactuallyknovwvwhyitmatters #butimsureitsimportant
:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
8efore you start, those censor 8ars aren't going anywhere. You couldn't pay me enough. #YouKnowWhyTheyAreThere #Modesty #Anti8ri8e
too late you sick fuck
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
barkbeast... heell...
i need to be marking up that pretty back of yours yesternight. #suggestivwe
♏Lovely.♏
:33 < Steaming hot #BlindItem still sizzling from the purrinting purress!! :33 < It s33ms a certain "philosofur" of women's desires and a purrclaimed #NotGay warrior has a weakness... :33 < A weakness for Cherry Candy...!! Could it be an affliction towards Redbloods? :33 < A certain redblood? Or a fetish for popping cherries... hmmmm! :33 < Oh how exciting!!! I wonder who this could be about... h33h33!! #NotGay #Gossip #Drama #BlindItem #CherryPopping #nsfw #CAGTTL #TipLine #BreakingNews
>0+ SURRENDER NOW, ItHAQA. OR SAY GOODBYE tO YOUR LIttLE BARKBEASt. tHE CHOICE IS YOURS. @tragicomicDespot
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hey, you woulda too 1f you saw what he posted...
}>:( queen of suck1ng people dry 1s over here call1n ME a paras1te, smh...
I will take that as an answer in and of itself. ::::)
dont go askin me perchonal questions pike that
... Most llikelly? I don't know I have no such procllivities
Is this.. during an intimate time or otherwise?
THE #FELTOPENING IS FUZZY. I WOKE UP WITH THIS AS NOT ONLY MY PALMHUSK LOCK SCREEN, BUT MY HUSKTOP, MY TELEVISION LOADING SCREEN, AND SOMEHOW ALSO TAPED TO THE MIRROR IN MY ABLUTIONBLOCK. THANK YOU @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701, I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T ALSO SEND THIS TO FUCKING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. FEATURING @CENTAURSTURMOIL TOO. DON’T WE ALL LOOK SO CUTE. I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/059A9C647786.PNG
thatd explain vwhy youre vworse ewvery time i see you.
Thank y9u f9r 6ringing this t9 my attenti9n, 6ut I d9n't see what y9u want me t9 d9 with this inf9rmati9n. Latula is an intelligent tr9ll that kn9ws h9w t9 adv9cate f9r her 9wn 69undaries. I am sure she understands the risks inherent t9 inviting P9rrim's feminine wiles int9 her relati9nship, and if she wants t9 sacrifice the sanctity 9f her un6elieva6ly l9ng standing matespritship 6y 9pening her flushed d99rs t9 pr9miscu9us 6ehavi9r, it's n9 6usiness 9f mine. Really. I'm happy f9r them. I h9pe they had fun. #C9nsensualHivewrecking #P9tentialThr9uple? #FeminineWiles #P9lyquadam9ry #Pr9miscu9usP9sitivity #L9veIsL9ve
Oh. I see.
... Mituna, are you quite well?
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
no way
what the fuck
i m1ss zabrak 38/ fight night gonna go down in history like the breakfast club. and im writing a sequel so keep em peepers open #indaworks #checkit #zabrakwouldbeproud
:o( Mr. Captor...You know I've given you a 'cupetime, you really should utilize it.
HHHH.
man, youd think givwen the eternity of death youd stop making a putz of yourself. i mean, youvwe had all the time in the vworld to perfect your craft. cant say i relate since im a born natural. i feel for you, friend, i really do.
꧁IcantSTOPmyself.꧂
Subject1ve. And 1 for one th1nk you are. Bes1des, 1f 1 fuck off 1'm tak1ng you w1th me
Do you /want/ to be k1dnapped though?
1'll cons1der 1t, but 1t's really unl1kely to happen bro
}:/ uncalled for, bro...
i'm nꙮt teaching yꙮu anything. gꙮregle it ꙮr sꙮmething. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
brꙮ dꙮesnt knꙮw the spell "telepꙮrt fꙮꙮdstuff" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
⚇ Letters To The Empress 9:99 ⚇ “AYYYY BITCH, it’s ya girl here! Listen listen, I’m just paging ya to ask somethin’ rq then I’ll get out of your huuuge hair, bestie!! So like, I’m The Grand Highblood now and I’m trying to, y’know, #SpreadTheGoodWord! And I figured the best way to do that is if you allowed us to take our freakshow on the road! Now, I know what you might be thinking. “Whaaaat? This chick wants *more* clowns?” and the short answer to that is yes, absolutely. Think of it like this: The more faithful there are under our banner, the more clowns *you* have to do your dirty work. Capiche?” -From Luxxie Lihten, 13th Grand Highblood. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
means you a fairweather fan
just so wwere clear that wwasnt hopefuel or a wwholesome chungus daily affirmation remindin you to take care a yourself i dont givve a shit about the lot a you but i sure am cranky about my wwrists bein broken an all so ivve decided to do a little recreational fetish minin as a treat except it aint wworkin daddy still feels an looks like caca
DONT BELIEVE WHAT THEY TELL YOU ABOUT HYPERTENSION its a trick to guile you into buying more blood thinners so they can SAP YOU DRY when they BITE YOU.
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IMAGINE SCALEBEASTS IS A PRETTY GOOD BAND.
she trusts you vwith the microwvawve bro? im impressed.
you aint supposed to smoke em anyvways, he made the right call.
these things really just got no svwagger compared to a classic menthol.
my bulge has taken me places i wwouldnt go if you had put a gun to my back and asked me to march #nsfww
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OH MOLT UP.
HI JEALOZ. IF IT HELPS. OR TWISTS THE KNIFE. THIS HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER THE BOSSMAN DIED. AND THEN SAID 「NOT DEAD. JUST KIDDING. FUCK YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IT. FOR A SINGLE SOLITARY SECOND.」 SO I WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU AT ALL. I WAS BUSY TRYING TO HIT SOME KIND OF INTERPLANETARY #SUBSTANCE RECORD. AND GET IN THE PRINCELY PANTALOONS. OF ANYONE WHO IS NOT ON FUCKING FELT PAYROLL!!!!
WANT TO BET.
h*ll yeah bro, pass that sh*t over 💪
oh, got 1t, got 1t... well hey, long as he 1sn't here, can 1 get a h1t off that vape? }:)
wa1t, he sleeps? thought h1s job made h1m, l1ke, sleepless or some sh*t... better let the dude rest then 1 guess...
}:/ 1dk about that...
man... 1s that mo1ra1lance even do1n anyth1ng for you, bro? l1ke... does kurloz even know about th1s?
😨😨 dude...
"= did you take a bite .... ="
y1kes... 1 don't th1nk that's healthy, bro...
... bro... have you been B1T1NG the vape the ent1re t1me...?
hm 1 wonder 1f 1 could do we1rd hypnos1s sh1t w1th my powers #nsfw
Well i doon't see hoow is that my prooblem
whoaaaaa let's not use the m word man. i'll be good with it now but two more strikes and we gotta go to bat. you're my little oomf dude.
commmme on mmmman
lets give it up for scratching the inside of your hear ducts wwwwith the DS stylus
8=D < A noble sacrifice.
IT’S NOT AN #EPICFAIL. IT’S A #REGULARFAIL. A #FREQUENTFAIL. AN #EVERYNIGHTFAIL.
\ ah sh1t dude h8 when that happens J:( /
I'll see what I can do.
DM ME. I'LL TREAT YOU JUST AS BAD.
Allow me to recommend the Smart Vape. Actual intelligence varies.
You don't want to 8e a cute 8oy? Such a shame, an a8solute shame. You have no idea what you are missing, all 8ecause you won't let go of things limiting yourself from pleasure. And, why would you limit the possi8le sources of pleasure you can have?
A careful line is far more fun than a safe one, don't you agree? Are you living if you don't live at least a little dangerously? And you have to understand, you are, if anything, motivating me to lean in, not run away. Why would I want to 8ack down from a challenge? 8esides, I am sure there are 8etter ways for you and I to resolve any differences. And, those ways might actually teach something, and not just 8e violent for violence sake.
And what if he chooses to come close to me under his own power, free of my influence? Does he not have his own free will in the matter? I have no actual desire to see him culled, 8ut sometimes one says things that deserve some sort of consequence.
That's almost a pity. Almost.
yeah whale i was writing obviously but gee if only there was somefin you could eat that tastes JUST like apples instead
why da f would you even wanna in the first plaice is it cuz im so fuckin fly people are alwaves tryna get a piece 3B)