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--E√ Things learned at the movie theater, watching "In Which Troll James A. Janisse Has A Sapient Freezer, --Etc, --Etc..." - If you are hallucinating, see a docterrorist - If a wriggler tells you about witches, do not grubsit them - You can get away with flagrantly disobeying traffic laws if you are a ghost - Do not adopt invisible woofbeasts - Do not buy subjuggulator figurines unless you want to vomit caegars - Bring energy drinks if you have to shoot your basement on a nightly basis - Own flashlights just in case the power goes out
I'll let the mlady slide this time
try two. that usually do.es :t
How the hell you gettin cookies from me
cl:ck harder
ī dønt fēēl ānythīng cān ū try hārdēr
(V)(',,')(V) stooppppp℧h that tickles
Ough boss cut that out
I AM GOING ⵜO FEED ⚕︎OON. HOW EXCIⵜING.
7h¡$ po$7 ¡$ 7o7a!!y abou7 me
No one doing it like the yovaha
Very powerful
"Hii my naamee's Meekrvvt" ( ` ٣ `) https://oopeen.spootiify.coom/traack/030OOCtLMrljNhp8OOWHBWW3?sii=_Sb6-Z4rTzvv5MOOOOg-6VVzqAA&vvtm_soovvrcee=coopy-liink&pii=RDkVVKyvv1TZeejC
"= yeah exactly. i mean. i could try. i do not currently have one that i can just get into, though. ="
"= i've always had the urge to get in. despite knowing. what that would do to a non helmstroll. i just wonder how good the controls are once you get used to them, i am already good enough at mech style controls, i want to go further. ="
A stand up routine? Oh god that’s dread compared to what we had - there was gladiator fights between his surviving followers at our after party. #violence
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The empress provided free wine from her personal winery for the event, truly a once in a life time missed experience.
WE GOT A LIVE ONE.
no7 you ¡d¡o7
cute ill do wwhatevver i wwant thanks
you aint my elder
Enigmatic, aren't you///
hey ¡7$ me ¡7$ var$¡7y a$k me any7h¡n9
youre strange
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- yΩu |⟨nΩ屮 屮ⴵȺ♱ ☪︎ⴵƗ♱♱r? Ɨ ☪︎ⴵȺll-∊ng-∊ yΩu, Σp-∊☪︎ƗfƗ☪︎Ⱥlly, Ⱥ ☪︎Ωnn-∊☪︎♱ dΩ♱ ☪︎ⴵȺll-∊ng-∊. ♱Ⱥ|⟨-∊ ♱ⴵƗΣ ☪︎Ωnn-∊☪︎♱ ♱ⴵ-∊ dΩ♱Σ fƗΣⴵ Ⱥnd mȺ|⟨-∊ yΩur Ω屮n Ɨn♱-∊rpr-∊♱Ⱥ♱ƗΩn Ωn 屮ⴵȺ♱ ♱ⴵ-∊ dΩ♱Σ Ⱥr-∊ ☪︎Ωnn-∊☪︎♱Ɨng, fu☪︎|⟨ ȺrΩund. ⴵ♱♱pΣ://☪︎dn.Ɨmg☪︎ⴵ-∊Σ♱.☪︎Ωm/fƗl-∊Σ/7dȺb9229370-∊.png #☪︎ⴵƗ♱♱r☪︎Ωnn-∊☪︎♱♱ⴵ-∊dΩ♱Σ☪︎ⴵȺll-∊ng-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
I ⚕︎HALL BE ⚕︎AⵜIAⵜED BE4E ⵜHE ⚕︎UN RI⚕︎E⚕︎. WHAⵜ GOOD NEW⚕︎.
gruuhhyooouu think they're caaalled duck naaails becaaause they looooook like aaa ducx bill bill ooor bc it loooooox like its toooe toooe #fooooood4thooouught(¬ºཀ°)¬
i think you're just saying things at this point.
killing you would be effortless. you arent worth my time. im a god, ill tch whenever i damn well want.
i don't think my alternia had those.
'ar3 u m3 cuz ur hot' always lik3 mak3s 3m giggl3 tbh pity pailing works yknow #nsfw
Ask her |f she d|d someth|ng new to her hA|r :)
Are you the moon, cause I wanna howl at you all night.
(V)(',,')(V) they call me the lona misa
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/129335306_Lx99ZeivJDgg9Yw.png #selfies℧nday whadd℧p biatches
print("a bit forward no?")
B☘︎☘︎ps y☘︎ur n☘︎se :}
pAss
dont look A n|ght over 13
vAhA
| just sAw your Age whAt the fuck
An pen
<[emotion_detected: joy] action; statement input; statement: i got a treat! input; statement: |itt|e piece of honeycomb!! />
FIRST TIMME GETTING HACKED, KIND OF NERVOUS!! ♡꒰>﹏< ꒱
he!! yeah
b¡7e$ down and r¡p$ 7hem off
when my world |snt Act|vely |n shAmbles |ts so over for you guys
'Against All Odds'
[automatically Translated From Japanese] Sniffs You
/!!!LOOK!!!WHAT!!!SHE!!!DID!!!\ \!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ https://file.garden/amVzBbG9ywqLSVJs/IHATEYOU.png
>> !!HAHAHA!! !! WE KLASHED HØRNS AND I WØN!! !! AND HE FELL ASLEEP FIRST WHIKH MEANS I GØT TØ DRAW A BVNKH ØF SHIT ØN HIS FAKE!! HES GØING TØ BE SØ MAD WHEN HE LØØKS AT THE MIRRØR https://file.garden/akBRMViz61Vtny1s/homestucksprites1.png
/!!STOP!!\
/''dont''actually''tag''her''\
/!!NYXIL!!IS!!A!!GOOD!!PERSON!!\
okay. i love you.
TIGER TIGER YEAHH? YOU'RE NUMBER ONE! DROP MY FAVORITE BEAT BECAUSE I WANNA HAVE FUN!
the silly bands never come off NAWT EVEN DURING DA SHOWER
꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁#bulgerating꧂ ꧁#purpleblood꧂ ꧁#scent꧂ ꧁#taste꧂ ꧁#medchittr꧂ ꧁@custodialFabrication꧂ ꧁Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Cleans Floors' bulge.꧂ ꧁Uhm. Okay. So. I need to be careful with this one, because Cleans Floors is not actually a simple custodial technician. That is the current title. That is the cover. That is the mop bucket sitting in front of a locked door. I promise not to unlock that door, though. It's not up to me to police his life.꧂ ꧁I am trying to remain objective.꧂ ꧁That is harder when the subject is a purpleblood who has deliberately reduced himself into something meager.꧂ ꧁Anyway.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁Purpleblood force, older-body endurance, and the kind of practical grip that comes from tools, valves, machines, mop handles. He is well experienced.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4꧂ ꧁Not especially yielding. Stubborn. Dense. Cooperative only when approached correctly.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Above average, but not theatrical. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁The main feature. Thickest through the base and middle, broad enough to make the read immediately practical.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 8꧂ ꧁Something is strange about it. A weak sense of Chucklevoodoos. And, it kind of makes me... Forget things.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Floor wax, old disinfectant, fried cluckbeast, cheap barcade beer, hot cabinet dust, machine oil, purple musk, and that cold bleach smell.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁Salt. Peppered grease. Purple mineral. Bitter cleaner. Old smoke from a shabby coat. It is filling in taste...꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Firm. Smooth at the head, heavier and more stubborn down the shaft, with a low underside ridge that feels structural. Not plush. Not pretty. Useful. Durable. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Clear at first, then faint purple-gray. Slick, but restrained. Viscosity increases with pressure rather than praise. Not messy unless pushed. Once pushed, difficult to stop.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Heavy-medium. I would estimate 2.8 pounds fully worked up. The weight sits low. More bucket than banner.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ Ｅｘｐｌａｉｎｅｄ꧂ ꧁ ꧂ ꧁Cleans Floors has a containment bulge. The chucklevoodoos are reduced, but the residue is still there. Not active performance. Not a full purpleblood glamour. Not a ringmaster's lure. More like pressure left in a room after the music stopped. The organ carries that same pressure. It does not charm. It does not sparkle. It does not call attention to itself.꧂ ꧁It waits. It's almost predatory...꧂ ꧁Dense. Old. Almost ritual. The shaft is not excessively long, but the girth gives it authority, especially when paired with the way his body seems unwilling to waste motion. I do not recommend it for the playful, or the romantic. Strictly business.꧂
0h the nIght that pattty murphy dIed I5 a nIght I'll never f0rget, 50me 0f the b0y5 g0t l0aded drunk and they aIn't been 50ber yet
==i seNse somethiNG very ecoNoNical comiNG my way==
-- Attached is yet another image of Ceryse. The chair is once again upright, though it is sllightlly off center of the image frame. Ceryse's hair is standing up messilly in all directions, and the image captures perfectlly a small spark jumping from one strand to another. She has, in fact, been actually for reall ellectrocuted. Despite this, she otherwise llooks quite unphased. --
Being enthralled fucking ruled. #mindcontrol
| l|ek when the zebrrAss sAAys stufff :)
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁My... Master...꧂ ꧁My Master Loves Me.꧂ ꧁My Mastersprit...꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Dreaming about this...꧂
drones kill t)(is bitc)(
t)(is fuckin app aint )(ooked up to my drones yet or w)(at
drones i said kill t)(is bitc)(
--E√ "Apologies". Troll Wiktionary can probably help you with any further questions.
not you dumbbass scram
w)(at a fuck is t)(at
'm glad @serendipitousCompany is (mostly) okay! Recover soon, Mr. Bregus!! (art by @/colonelSassacre!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9eaecd80721b.png
fuckin no gallivvantin
| Apprprc|te u but | neeed soemone who rrlly knowss wht theeyrre tlk|ng About. NOT SAAY|NGGNU DONT but u l|ttrerAlly put (ly|ng)
i've found mixing an assortment of different oils works really nice! the one i'm using right now is pumpkin, rosehip, hazelnut, jojoba and lavender!
still, polish isn't what i'd use! you need some nice, nurturing face oils!
the fruit wwizard says: i di that
{ youve wut? =? | um im guessing thats a long story lol | anyway its nice 2 meet u Yovaha!!!! <3 │▌
{ well ither way i can give u tips!!!!!! ‖ i mean ur hair is alredy covering the sides of ur face | so nobody knows if u have fins or not | so ur alredy on the rite track!!!!!!!!! =D │▌
{ its not schlock!!! | its super important to us!!!!! │▌
i 🔔 Am 🔔 I 🔔 aM I 🔔 aM! oNe oF ThE BeSt 🔔 RaGdOlLs 🔔 I'D SaY!
mwAAAAh :)
frr noqww |ll jusrt settl for A rpostt. | t|hnk | toook th|s one frro t|hck thheusdAy A wh||llle Ago :)
OH FUCK YEAH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f6dd3e3e6abd.jpeg
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Wh-- Already? [STATIC: 25%] █ Oh come the fuck on I've barely been online. [RUN PROGRAM: NOOOO] 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎_𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓〈THIS_POST〉[Clicking this post plays an audio clip of someone screaming "NOOOOOOO!" as they fall further and further from the mic.]
[][]onestly, respectable.
I do enjoy t[][]ose t[][]ings on occasion. Was t[][]is on purpose?
¡ don7 con$en7
tht mf look scry As hell wtf :(
why
yes you never know what wacky zany and juiced up shenanigans you can incidentally catch on video just by carrying one around
Instead of hitting your number how about you hit the polls? Make your voice heard today!
never too young for a vietnam flashback
wlll | woudldnt t|hnk |t wAss funny :( |dd mourrn u l|ek |m sure thees rest kf ur fr|endss And fAm|ly wld
nth|ng funn y Abt tAht :( urr A troll And A vvAluAble l|fe |t would be sAddd reggArdless
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b sAdd :(
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
youve sold me lets go win... we will be known across galaxies...
ON33 CA336AR 1S ALL 1T TAK33S #v19l3nc33
:33 < ໋̟⸝⸝ 𑣧⃙̴ཻ̑꙯⃩⃔⃕͡᷍ ⸝⸝𑌻̢⸝̠⸝⃬⸝ 𑣧⃙̴ཻ̑꙯⃩⃔⃕͡᷍ ⸝⸝ ᘁᩚ ˖
print("big bulge is back in town what up people ") print("#suggestive because i said the b word")
perhaps .i should try .and, do .another strip poker night some night. same saturday, but different time. previous time was, quite hard for me. #nsfw #strippokernight
ᐖ ᐖEY ᑈALL ME PEEPEE POTTYPANTS. ON AᑈᑈOUNTA ᐖEY MEAN ᐛ
Perfect. You know all your lines already. Now get out there and get Chittr rich.
Get horny. You'll be raking in all the internet brownie points than you'll know what to with. Just remember me when you make the big leagues.
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁You are...꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Nevermind.꧂
so how do i get the meatball sub exactly?
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Beautiful.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁But disobedient.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁For now.꧂
[chancellorsCabal[CC]'s device was destroyed]
Stealing is fun and everyxne shxuld dx it.
< call yyour ex and go gambling #eviladvice >
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tha watorness
I would rather impale us both on my sword, thank you.
umness bigawesomeBoobie ?ness
Ooohhh! #Informative!
⊹ ??? Um please never tag me in anyt#ing ⟡r say t#at ⟡r me again ⟡r really just talk t⟡ me ⟡r t#ink ab⟡ut me ⟡kay t#anks s⟡rry ⊹
yovaha you are a rea!!y dumb ¡nd¡v¡dua! and you know wha7? fuck yeah man you 9o 9e7 em champ
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Hello.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂