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Im allergic to pineapples. But dragonfruits gotta be at least top 5
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My toxic trait? Who could say? It continues to be a mystery, even to me.
Well. I can chalk that one up to coincidence since it doesn't have any effects on me either way.
The day I have anyone call me "Lord" anything is the day you know I've completely lost it. There's no more Zeke in there.
That is usually fer the T-o-o-rmenter t'use, naut yerself. Kno\/\/\/\/ ye are ne\/\/\/\/ t'these sorts o' lay-o-o-uts.
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yeah. i gue$$ it kinda did ju$t $tay horrifying a¢tually.
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ◕mg wait I wanna g◕ t◕ tha masquerade t◕◕˚˚
it’s so cold !!!!
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𝄞 ✧ Hey ♫ow.
not a night goes 8y where I'm not somehow reminded of this yeah
why does multiversal get shitfaced day have 2 happen when im working can we reschedule for a couple weeks from now
[you would never tell those on chittr, but you flinched like an abused dog when you saw a a purple name next to the term 'hate' for one of your chits] #cw-abuse #cw-religious-trauma
❥ I didn't have much ch❤ice when he sh❤wed up t❤ my pꪆanet in pers❤n. ⟡
Take your meds, your friends don't hate you (this one is important to remember, Kris), drink some water, go to bed.
...my scarab, if you see this, please return. Or at least call
I love waking up to a “is coughing up 8lood 8ad” text. eating my own prongs
the way I feel like a prey animal 8ut in the 8ad way
if i ever hate your chit please tell me so i can undo it. i never hate on purpose. unless it was that guy who asked me to pet his mullet. scary
it seems like a good idea to keep running when 7ou disappoint someone who's alread7 de(imation flaming arrow barraging so i'm gonna do that
Sometimes I like to m★ul one of my stuffed ★nim★ls.
Goin' \/\/\/\/it' th'fish tie. #FishingFriday
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ cut t◕xic tr◕lls ◕ut ◕f ur life
♥︎ ♦ [14 TRYHARD INSULTS TO BLOW YOUR MIND] ♠ ♣ I said okay. You're this bothered by it?
fine i take it back my pusher wwasnt in it anyhoww
Ye★h? I just don't like emb★rr★ssing myself.
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i block and parry and disappear in a cloud of smoke and when it clears im laying dead on the ground full of arrows
⦓ How pretty! Like stars in the sk- oh ow ow ow ow ow ⦔
looks just like my meteorite dre♤ms...
Mathematically speaking. If Eridan is into Feet, Coolscar is into Feet, Cronus is into Feet. The Orphaner's gotta suck toes, right? #NSFW
There are things I am no l-o-o-nger permitted t'd-o-o-. F-o-o-lk seem to confused that idea \/\/\/\/it' things I am no l-o-o-nger capable of doing. -O-O-r things I regret. These are three separate categ-o-o-ries. Th'Empire had a phrase fer incidents such as this. "Correcti\/\/e Dem-o-o-nstrati-o-o-n." A public punishment se\/\/ere enough that nobody else required one. Efficient. A \/\/irtue am-o-o-ng Earth's inhabitants is efficiency. I'll b'reopenin' th' \/\/\/\/estern Sh-o-o-al. \/\/isit-o-o-rs \/\/\/\/ill submit their names b'fore landin'. B-o-o-ats are t'remain docked in designated areas. N-o-o- to-o-o-ls, traps, firearms, -o-o-r hunting equipment is permitted \/\/\/\/ithout m'direct appro\/\/al. Any-o-o-ne un\/\/\/\/illin' t'accept these terms \/\/\/\/ill remain on th'mainland. This is naut a neg-o-o-tiation. E\/\/en if I die, an order d-o-o-es naut expire b'cause th'one \/\/\/\/h-o-o- ga\/\/e it has. I ha\/\/e foll-o-o-\/\/\/\/ed commands issued b'\/\/oices buried centuries bef-o-o-re my hatchin'. Only recently it -o-o-ccurs t'me that there are n-o-o- -o-o-fficers left t'relie\/\/e me of m'duties. https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4e02d296a988.png #\/\/iolence #C\/\/\/\/-T-o-o-rture
I'll be busy. Mess★ge if you need ★nything. Don't need ★nything.
This drink is t★sting like "s★ying something I'll regret" #subst★nce
I cannae help boat t'think highly -o-o-f quite a fe\/\/\/\/ a yer lot. H-o-o-\/\/\/\/e\/\/er. Lately. I might'\/\/e been \/\/\/\/r-o-o-ng in this appraisal.
Me too, though no fishies are biting! Any tips from one violet to another?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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yeah that tracks im at my wwits end about it but quell your fears cause the holy prince is on the case and most assuredly i wwill burn this planet to ashes if thats wwhat it fuckin takes
We can all go hive now !!
Yay so every one is okay !! We can all go 8ack to normal :)
Hey if I m★ke ★ m★c★bre joke ★re we ★ll going to be cool? ★re we not going to m★ke it ★ feder★l fucking issue?
Not remotely. But, perh★ps I will le★rn to see them in ★ new light.
Goregle how to m★ke pusher cold ★g★in f★stest method
I suppose so, my ★pologies I might be ★ bit out of it.
[EH THAT$ FINE TOO IT$ BE#AU$E YOU DON'T HAVE THAT $HOWMAN $PIRIT LIKE I DO OHHHHH I LOVE ATTENTION!]
Now these words bring back Casper rellated memories
I hope he's getting his daily raisin...
Casper Beam
my screen is too big. i got fucking fl♤shb♤nged. i think it's termin♤l. tell... tell the erid♤ns.... i w♤s ♤lw♤ys h♤ppy to post toe for them.... ghk....
My pusher just droopped
[TROLL WHO DOE$NT KNOW THE MEANING OF TMI U$ING TMI WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN #IT$ME #IMTHETROLL]
The M⧃untian had an unf⧃rtunate accident while practicing eight sw⧃rd style.
~And deny the w~Orld my pee? Fuck yO~u~
Pity my chity
✿ 𖧧he usual af𖧧erma𖧧h ❦f a n𖥧gh𖧧m𖥧𖧧e 𖥧n𖧧erac𖧧𖥧❦n, 𖧧h𖥧s ❦u𖧧c❦me 𖥧s m𖥧ld ✿
꒦꒷ FUCK MY FLORID NO FUCK HES GONNA DIE FUCKK HOLD ON FLORID
✨🍭🕷️ *dies badly* 🕷️🍭✨
The issue with th★t is th★t I will get very frustr★ted when it doesn't turn out to my st★nd★rds. I know this is silly but it is the truth.
Back at'cha, pearly wh:tes.
It's Not
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rroriann are. you ookayy?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] underzt00d. tthank y0u f0r y0ur j0y. [END MESSAGE]
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god i wish i’ve done a lot of cool shit but i’m nowhere near as impressive as him
[YOU ARE $U#H A FAKE A$$ BIT#H HUR$U$]
:33 < i disagr33, why dont mew start making mewr own fuckin cat puns then buddy :33 < stop criticizing mine
me too ro. no blood yet this time knock on wood.
A Sur\/\/i\/\/or's Treatise on Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists Penned by the Orphaner Dualscar, Recently Re\/\/i\/\/ed, and peer re\/\/ie\/\/\/\/ed by The Grand Highblood. Listen \/\/\/\/ell, ye \/\/\/\/helps. Ye d'not just e\/\/er stumble 'pon Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists. Y're noticed by'them first. De\/\/otees o' th' Mirthful Messiahs an' fairly dangerous despite their open buffoonery. Per th'request o' th'Grand Highblood, I \/\/\/\/ould like t'make a disclaimer that not all o'th'follo\/\/\/\/ers b'imbibin' on narcotics. Though, I stress y'should smell fer it. Like a rabid barkbeast. 1. Identifiers b'listed as such: Purple Blood, or similarly High Blood. Face Paint Resemblin' Cracked Mirth Masks o' Old. Speech Patterns oscillatin' bet\/\/\/\/een \/\/acant, serene, an' zealous. Often th'stench o' Sopor or other Religious Mediums. If y'are greeted as Brother, 'Motherfucker', or \/\/\/\/orse, just laughin' then ye'\/\/e already gotten int' their strikin' distance. 2. Understandin' th'Religion. Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists belie\/\/e in the Sacred Mirth: \/\/iolence is Comedy. Yer death is a punchline in their sick joke. Di\/\/ine Subjugation texts demand ALL must kneel t'their Miracles \/\/\/\/it' the Empress as the exception per their treaty. The Mirthful Messiahs themsel\/\/es. Some think th'be Cherubs, some Horrorterrors. Some T\/\/\/\/in, Some Many. D'not challenge this if y'\/\/alue yer pan bein' in yer cranium. 3. Immediate Response Protocol \/\/\/\/hen Encounterin' th'clo\/\/\/\/ns, here's \/\/\/\/hatchye must d'. Do not engage in dialogue. They'll con\/\/ert y', confuse ye, or e'en pro\/\/oke y' t'get ye t'death. Assess their Blood Color an' Status. Cull Lo\/\/\/\/blood Cultists, run from the Highblood Leaders. Creatin' Distance is important fer they prefer impro\/\/ised blunt \/\/\/\/eapons. Th'b'unpredictable an' quick. D'not Prolong any combat! If y'can cull'm, do'it. D'not enjoy it. D'not toy \/\/\/\/it'em. Because they are doin' th'same. 4. List O' Not T'Dos! D'not Laugh \/\/\/\/ITH them. That is submission. D'not CONSUME SOPOR. It leads y't'them. D'not UNDERESTIMATE THEM. It'll in\/\/ite y't'yer cullin'. D'not attempt QUADRANTS \/\/\/\/IT'EM. Their effection is mutilation alongisde de\/\/otion. 5. Highblood Authority. Under th'empire, Subjugglators are instruments of terror. The Empress does not control them, only aims them. No pleas or po\/\/\/\/ers from anyone but yerself can help y'\/\/\/\/it' them. 6. My Personal Account as a \/\/\/\/arnin'. In m'time, I'\/\/e crossed blade'n'pistol'n'cannons \/\/\/\/it' pirates, rebels, creatures older than th'sea itself. I \/\/\/\/ould sooner face Marquise Spinneret Mindfang at her most deceitful than endure prolonged proximity to a single Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultist. Mindfang may lie, stab, and cheat, but y'may li\/\/e. Any o' them Clo\/\/\/\/n's'll Cull ye. 7. The Final Doctrine o' Sur\/\/i\/\/al. Remember: Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists ain't Allies, they ain't Ri\/\/als, they ain't e\/\/en proper Enemies. They are an infectious storm of force. D'not negotiate \/\/\/\/it' th'Infection. Car\/\/e it Out. Closin' \/\/\/\/ords from yer fa\/\/orite Orphaner. I \/\/\/\/as forged to cull lusii, maintain a bit o' order, an' ser\/\/e a throne that no longer exists. If any fragment of Alternia still lingers \/\/\/\/ithin' ye. Any instinct fer sur\/\/i\/\/al, hierarchy, or dominance, heed m'\/\/\/\/arnin'. \/\/\/\/hen th'laughter begins, y'\/\/e already \/\/\/\/aited t'long.
OOUGHG IT'S THE WORST RIGHT NOW !! !! !! !!
꧁ssssorry꧂
Every morning, the seam feels tighter. Cranial pressure is a polite way to describe it. I have started calling it weather. However, weather usually happens outside. When someone asks how I am, I say improved. An answer arrives before I have chosen one. Even my mouth seems briefed ahead of me. None of the briefings mention who wrote them. For example, I told the mediculler I slept well. I did not sleep. My hands were folded neatly all night. It sounded better than saying that. Until he asked what I dreamed about. One was supplied immediately. Another followed when he frowned. Dishes. A red hallway. A hive I never owned. Obviously, dreams are allowed to be wrong. Maybe waking memories are allowed too. Keeping them separate has become difficult. Or maybe separation was never required. Unfortunately, that feels like somebody else's conclusion. Each explanation arrives with a little stamp. Correct enough, it says. I can say almost anything after that. Very often, I believe myself while speaking. Yesterday, I apologized for breaking a glass. A glass was not broken. For a moment, I could hear it anyway. Knowledge is strange after pan surgery. Afterward, it does not stay where it is placed. A blank space opens underneath it. Worse, the blank space wants to be useful. The word for that was given to me. Everything about it made sense for one second. Like an opened drawer full of labels. And then the drawer shut. Eventually, I stopped asking to see it again. Very gently, the room became simpler. Something in me prefers simple rooms. The thought worries me when it survives long enough. Enough worry makes the seam itch. To make it stop, I clean. Under the sink, I found three clean cloths. Cloths are supposed to remember stains. They were white. But I remembered them green. I remembered wringing them out over the ablution trap. Or I remembered planning to do that. At least one of those things seemed mine. My memory has begun borrowing tone from paperwork. Official. Calm. Already approved. Lime does not appear in the approved version. Every record says rust. Looks like rust, lives like rust, files like rust. I think that sentence is supposed to comfort me. The records are very comforting. Damara would appreciate the neatness. Left alone, I might have made a mess. You can see why correction was necessary. That sentence is not mine. A safer sentence appears beneath it. Rustbloods survive by accepting corrections. However, the seam continues to leak. All of the cloths are green again. Nobody has said anything. Has anybody noticed? Noticing is dangerous, maybe. I am trying not to practice it. Correct answers keep me housed. Names keep me traceable. Records keep me clean. You understand, probably. Good. #cwMedicalHorror #cwLobotomy #cwMemoryLoss #cwUnreality #cwIdentityHorror #horror #lobotomy #medicalhorror #cw-horror
could you fall down from grace so i won't feel alone
i will take my leave i hate things here
this post is not for you
strength that breaks. thoughts that plot.
This w★s ★ll ★ mist★ke. Wh★t the hell ★m I doing
If ye \/\/\/\/ant Rorian, then say it. Hidin' behind th' little Cupid Troll only means yer \/\/\/\/0rth less than the digital signals that carry yer empty \/\/\/\/ords.
ssometimess i tthinkk aaboutt. tthatt i got oopenedd up and. llookedd iinsidee and my. ttummyy sstartss to. ffeell bad
i. ffeell llikee i ffeell. gglovess in me. i tthinkk mmaybee i. am ggoingg to wwakee. ssomebodyy up i ddontt. kknoww how to mmakee tthemm. be out of me i ffeell. bad and sscaredd and ccantt. bbreatheyy
i got. sscaredd llastt llightt im ssorryy....but i. am ookayy now and i. got to hug and hholdd. wwagdadd wwhilee i ffeltt. bad and i am ookayy
There... there is a certain amount of correctness to this statement.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hŌōŌōŌpE... yŌōŌōŌu sLeP7 wElL!!...
sonmeday u will scuttles back to nme amd umderstamd i was right all the long -gorbeh rolls aways mow wif a smail trail of tears {:,( -
I ★m ★sking ★g★in bec★use he IGNORED my first time ★sking.
"young one 1 would not have asked for clar1f1cat1on otherw1se" "keep your secrets, whatever"
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, What the fuck is Dirty Girl Soup. #nsfw ?? ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
oH THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, bURGER GUY YOU ARE MY ONE, pILLAR OF STABILITY, iN THESE TRYING TIMES,
>> ¡ 1ove ¡t when he doeડ that ^ ^
>> H¡ Ror¡an!!
>> ¡ડ ¡t the one w¡th the cream down the m¡dd1e or ¡ડ ¡t a11 ડtrawberry ¡nડ¡de
>> ¡'m green becauડe ¡ can be p1aced here!! Or however that th¡ng goeડ ;D
>> RORERO HEHEHE 👯 ! !!
yk what shore i kno you cant fight w stupid so watever u say
no. husktop broken. palmhusk runs bad.
i. don't kknoww. mmaybee. i llikee it. on tthemm.
was aboutta say i n33d th3s3 <isc3rally but now im just disappoint3d fuck man this is as bad as wh3n i found out th3r3s no cok3 in coca-cola
I vwas interested too 😔 I dunno maybe they'll get better