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#nowlistening to Dead Man's Party -- Oingo Boingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8SdulOFc
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
okay flying in the dark is so peaceful until you almost eat shit on a particularly high billboard we need to kill all advertizing executives now.
THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM. IN FACT, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SELLING FUR COATS? DO YOU HAVE A DISTRIBUTOR IN MIND ALREADY? ARE YOU WILLING TO SELL ME EQUITY IN YOUR #BUSINESS? POST REPLY.
Big fan of this Signless guy.
I am pleased to hear that, Mr. Strider.
BEST DEALS YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] AND [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!
Everyone who has experienced a stomach ache will now be entitled to financial compensation.
:33< theres secret pomnis on here
WELL WELL WELL. @TWINARMAGGETFUCKED HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/662143B06B9F.PNG
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:33< today rules! :33< and on top of all the great mew guys :33< i get to meow!
:33< hell yeah a caine too? :33< the world id purrfect and full of wondpurr
WHY BE A [[Sponge]] THAT HATES IT'S [[$4.99]] LIFE, WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT]]?!
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #002 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/002.png
As we say our goodbyes to the month of March, we at Macro Cullsmos are holding an online eXclusive event for the neXt week! Just chit the hashtags #MacroMarch and #ImComing to participate! - MC Oleana
i'm back, still in one piece. damara you don't know shit.
"Stop biting your wings" they fucking itch and I have no beak what do you want from me.
following every felt member feels like making a panopticon. is that what im thinking about? i think thats the word im looking for
[what does the tick by my taG mean]
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the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha
Hey guys I'm going half an hour into the past, y'all want anything?
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Someone down here is going absolute ham on a shamisen."; unused_2 = "Just straight-up hammering out the tunes like Neil on a 4/13."; unused_3 = "Respect."; unused_4 = "...But also whatever they're playing has looped twice now and I don't think they're planning on stopping or switching tracks."; unused_5 = "I will be extremely surprised if I make it out of this with my sanity intact."; }
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Saw Berdly at the library. Have been avoiding him all day. I know he's supposed to be my partner for the group project, but I just feel like... I don't know, like he wants to do all the work himself and just have me in the room? Honestly I've been avoiding him for a couple days, ever since he called me about the festival... -------------------------------------------------- Mood: Nervous Listening to: Just A Girl - No Doubt --------------------------------------------------
condy testin my shit like i aint ready to mow down another ten thousand clowns just to cope with that noise #nooffenseclownies
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
🦖oh shit hey noelle check out my cool dinosaur
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Did you guys know that the magic glass in the shelter dark world is actually edible?"; unused_2 = "Seriously, you can straight-up just take off a section of the concept of collision data made manifest and eat that shit."; unused_3 = "Only thing I've found so far that can actually have a lasting impact on your light world body."; }
Congratulations to the 118 new members (broken down into 26 for each of the four kingdoms of Earth C, and 14 who were elected as cross-kingdom members) taking their seats in Earth C's Grand Hall voting chamber after yesterday's snap elections, and following ten months of renovations, which included relocating the cafeteria, gift shop, and bathrooms to behind the live music and comedy lounge.
((Ok but serious talk, whenever i do use bro/man its always gender neutral, im actually so. *disintegrate baby meme*))
you thiiink thiiis iiis a joke? do iii look liiike a fuckiiing clown to you? do you people actually beliiieve that iii wiiill not riiise to the top of thiiis place? iii wiiill have you all know that iii am a wiiidely beloved grubtuber wiiith many successful culls under my belt. my lusus wiiill driiink your blood whiiile miiilliiions watch and we shall see who iiis laughiiing, then.
look at this shit https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/125.jpg
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xx W8 I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA.... IN THE NAME OF #UNITY IM GONNA FOLLOW EVERY TROLL ON CHITTR!!1! IF U C THIS CHITT I AM COMING FOR U TEE HEE xx ⠀⣠⠴⠚⡙⠙⠲⣤⣠⠖⢋⡛⠙⠲⣄⠀⠀ ⣴⠃⣰⠟⠉⠙⢦⡈⢁⣾⡟⠉⠳⣆⠸⣇⠀ ⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⡿⠄⣿⠄ ⠸⡄⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⣰⡏⠀ ⠀⠙⣆⠙⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⣰⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠙⠶⣄⣀⠴⠋⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⡈⢡⣰⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
! ©@nt bel!eve §m!l!ng f®!end§ !§ g°nn@ end °n 4/13 °f @ll d@y§ lm@°
wait we're #vagueposting? https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/vaguepostGoD.jpg
We'll be fine without you, Droog. That's why I'm pivoting to DUI street races. #substances
I Should Return To The Caverns Soon However My Direct Messages Will Remain Open
whαt thε fυck αrε hυmαns. ι thΩυght thεy wεrε myths Ωr υrbαn lεgεnds.
-------------------------- my Wares are oVerfloWing.
onE of my moots HAS to bE this guy bEcausE wdym hE followEd mE and Evil jack AND thE account was just madE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-26_200626257.png
🦖@penumbraPhantasm uh dude whys your soul got it's own account
the stairs https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj3.jpg
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collectinng mmy fellow cannids like imm collectinng pokemmonn cards
Please know, the NSA agents spying on you through your electronic devices absolutely hate being referred to as “the FBI agent” in your phone, as the NSA feels they are superior. Do with that information what you will.
* You wonder if there will be news soon. You always look forward to hearing from HIM.
◁◁ TESTING TESTING ONE TWO T||REE IS T||IS T||ING WORKING ▷▷
> s0me 0f y'all need t0 remember s0c1al med1a 1s publ1c
Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
Music is the language of the revolution. It is a history we would do well to remember. Remember: Your fate is yours to control.
YO WAIT THEY ADDED IN CHARACTER BLOCKING THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY BLOCK THE PERSON? THAT'S SO FUNNY I LOVE THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM
*scraping noises*
Troll Sisyphus must feel pride knowing he'll never be out of work. #Grind - MC Oleana
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
// am I a niche chittr microcelebrity I'm honoured
the human king of burgers definitely knows his stuff
jesus fucking mary joseph christ in a mother fucking handbasket.
> #n0wplay1ng k1tchen s1nk - twenty 0ne p1l0ts
i UUent to the troll shopping center to buy a troll oven at the troll appliance store. hoUUever i accidnetally requested a human oven and the troll appliance store oUUner started hitting me UUith a troll broom until i started troll bleeding. #mondayMotivation
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J & sampled] My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback And nobody could fuck with me I used to drive a hearse to school, G With a stiff hangin' out the back Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that But it's one thing that I hate It's always been hard for me to find a date ("Aah!") ("Bitch")
Omg, so close I need like 3 more hates DETHRONE ERIDAN!!
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Consider the strategic philosophies that could be gained from Droog, though. Could be worth many rings.
Guys, help me dethrone Eridan on the loathed page.
...heard from a few jades in the cavern this site was p𝓁easant, so i decided to make an account. i enjoy making cand𝓁es and baked goods, if that he𝓁ps you know anything about me.
(( one of these days im gonna make an honest to god clown bible with how often im fake quoting it lmao
Third call for the artefact drop!! - The Circlet of The Late Heiress Nemisa Krowle (120,000 Caeger) - A credibly certified authentic Sufferer journal (A negotiable starting price of 100,000 Caeger) - An Ancestors Era Chuckle Voodoo Grimoire (3500 Caeger) - An Enchanted Subjuglator Club that is physically impossible to break (we tested this extensively to prove it) (3000 Caeger) 7 Ancestor Era Sufferer Pendents (50 Caeger a unit) There will one more call after this one before these fine goods go to auction off site!!
dinner with spades slick or a penny that doubles in size every day?
Thats awesome news!! You absolutely WILL flatten people with it!!
gog i wEES' i could evAIRy nig't of my life
https://cutEgif.nEocitiEs.org/pokEmon/pkb1.gif
xx I WISH I HAD A JOB SO I CLD B CHITTRING AT WORK XD xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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i am 0|\|_e 0f th_e f_ew tr0lls wh0 ca|\| saf_ely shittalk th_e c0|\|d_esc_e, ca|\|'t g_et m_e wh_e|\| im u|\|c0u|\|tabl_e light y_ears away, bitch
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
((the markiplier bit is just that serious
if anyone needs help with games like magic, pokemon, lorcana... im p knowledgeable! i can help you guys out if you ever need it. that kind of knowledge goes as far as my extensive collection of old school pranks :b
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Good afternoon, everyone!
i|\|c0rr_ect t_ech|\|iqu_e [ASP_ECTUAL AUGURY: L_EV_EL 5 SP_ELL: D_EATH B_EAM]
like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.
Pondering her orbs. #wizardposting #wizard
hiiii chittr! Thought I'd make acc here too, everyone has been saying it's fun :} But I think I might mostly lurk heh, I feel a bit awkward making new acquaintances. didn't want to leave pfp empty, so enjoy my noodly dragon lusus' face on it /he didn't mind about it dw/
straight up br_ewi|\|g my p0ti0|\|s, studyi|\|g my t0m_es, y_eah im wizardi|\|g it #wizardp0sti|\|g #wizard
Alright, I’m startin’ to see the appeal of this nowv. It’s just people-wvatchin’ wvithout havwin’ to be near people. And I get to see wvhat my spoiled alts are gettin’ up to in timelines wvhere there’s no bounty on their head…
UP IN HERE IN MY CHITTR CHUGGIN BEER ALL BUT BITTER DIRK COME BACK HOME YOUR SPRITE IS HARASSIN ME AND I'M ALL ALONE #SUBSTANCE
i can understand that being the only post tagged gpoy but im surprised that its the only post turning up in the wizards tag. ive seen no less than half a dozen alternate versions of myself running around. youre telling me im the only one posting wizards? i dont believe you. youre lying. show me the wizard posts.
> 1 am awake
if i don't acknowledge it / maybe it will just go away
X Is that troll hatsune miku on my feed? x
ᯓ𝄞 I have a challenge for Chittr today! Share with everyone your favourite song of mine, using the hashtag #TrollMikuSings I'll go first: I've always had a soft spot for Ievan Polkka, it's got a very simple dance, but a really catchy tune! https://youtu.be/widZEAJc0QM ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
update / the teals have seat warmers and built in desks
they're in your walls and you're too focused on social media to witness it.
anoZAIR way to contact Ze masses, pAIR'aps i am lucky on ZEES evenEEN. fellow trolls of all castes, a revolution EES nig' Ze castEEN off of our s'ackles 'as been a can kicked down Ze road for untold sweeps. we 'ave always been told "it EES not time" but w'en s'all it be? remain skeptical, and keep a fire in your bloodpus'AIRs
the food and cleaning carts aren't gonna get here soon / do i brave the journey to a cooler car for food
I am actually going to conspire to kill my boss (for the second time).
hELLO, cHITTR! i HOPE EVERYONE, hAD A GOOD SLEEP, aND IS READY TO HAVE, a GOOD NIGHT,
surely it's short for *something*. Broderick? Broseph??
litrally me #cw-self-harm https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/70/ea/fb70ea2325adf6d05b388a496e8c5e2a.jpg
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
(( Gotta say, big fan of the UI making it so convient for me to swap characters and easily dual wield antagonizing Spades Slick on chittr dot ing
IT IS TIIIIIIIIIIIIME ARTEFACT DROP IS HERE @pitilessDispatch tagging you cause wanted to be updated on the journal - The Circlet of The Late Heiress Nemisa Krowle (120,000 Caeger) - A credibly certified authentic Sufferer journal (A negotiable starting price of 100,000 Caeger) - A Death Chronicler Grimoire (4000 Caeger) - An Ancestors Era Chuckle Voodoo Grimoire (3500 Caeger) - An Enchanted Subjuglator Club that is physically impossible to break (we tested this extensively to prove it) (3000 Caeger) - A Gilded Skull (possibly cursed, it likes to turn on it’s own but not much else so far) (2000 Caeger) 7 Ancestor Era Sufferer Pendents (50 Caeger a unit)
:o) I would also request a verification badge. :o) If at all possible :o) I am all of me. After all.
:o) I am all of me. After all.
Is the⁻re⁻ any re⁻ason for me⁻ to se⁻e⁻k ve⁻rification? I don't se⁻e⁻ anyone⁻ trying to impe⁻rsonate⁻ me⁻.
pAst: knAvE Of pEntAclEs prEsEnt: twO Of swOrds fUtUrE: thrEE Of pEntAclEs InvErtEd EArly EffOrts tO sOmEthIng OncE pErcEIvEd As prActIcAl lEAdIng IntO A prEsEnt whErE It hAs bEEn lOst, Or pErhAps OUtdAtEd wOUld bE A bEttEr wOrd fOr It! thE fUtUrE rEqUIrEs yOUr EngAgEmEnt, yOUr Own blOOd pUt In tO gEt whAt yOU AlwAys wAntEd.
oh oh oh before i get fully engrossed i forgot to post this to chitter yesterday! #bnnuy [ image of a fluffy white rabbit hiding in a few tufts of grass outside of john's house, munching on some dry patches ]
bAck tO thE UsUAl, sO tO sAy, dOIng tArOt rEAdIngs fOr strAngErs On thE IntErwEbs! whO Is IntErEstEd tOnIght?
CAN A BOY SIMPLY SAY CLAPS MY HAND JOYOUS LIKE
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
IT IS NOW THE FIRST INSTANCE OF AN EARTH-C "THURSDAY" SINCE THE SITE WENT UP, SO HENCEFORTH WE ARE NOW ALL OFFICIALLY #OUT_OF_TOUCH AND #OUT_OF_TIME
[this human song i found] [really speaks to my soul] [https://www] [.] [youtube] [.] [com/watch] [?] [v=0j1-8vQ0IBM]
* At the edge of the shadow, shatter the twilight reverie.
Wow, all sorts of CHARACTERS on here. Luckily I have yet to see anyone too... SLIMY.
hell yeah i broke 1k kult. to celebrate im going to do... ... ... absolutely fucking nothing, i dont give a shit.
New UI got me movin like the Vitruvian Man
「 Oh. The UI changed. Anyways, I’m off. The sopor patches are hitting. ⥮
$.Oh th☆nk gog I c☆n ☆ctu☆lly rechitt without h☆ving to comment!
OH MY GOD RECHITTING IS REAL
OH H3LL Y3S R3CH1TTS 4R3 R34L!!!
yea good point dude i didnt consider this
sonic is kind of the best guy if i had to choose one guy whos the best
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not me though right because im really cool about it
its cool when being rich lets you get away with crimes but only when i do it. when other people do it its immoral and we need to eat the rich #proletariat
do I make my pfp my lifes work or sonic the hedgehog hardest decision I’ve ever had to make
sometimes i feel like my quirk is boring / i like it a lot / but i worry how other people feel about it / what's different is speech pattern and vocal expression / not really individual characters / it's just kinda seems weird in comparison to one like tyzias's quirk
btwaves worst crime anyone can do is b unfunny. it’s like jester logic. if u make fun of me but its reely funny u get a free pass.
@peaNut and I staged an intervention. Nepeta hasn't showered in a w33k. We dragged her own onto the lawnring and hosed her down.
> w1th my ann0uncement 0f funny number f0ll0wer c0unt, 0ff 1 g0 t0 actually sleep th1s t1me. chr0ma 0ut unt1l 1'm n0t aga1n
HOLY FUCK IT'S FLEETWAY
:33< sn33king past the window :33< just a blur of white and fur :33< who is it? :33< what is it :33< cat
X Alright so if nobody sees me update after this ever again it’s because I didn’t run fast enough after doing what I’m about to do to Kazumo x
taking the train to events is great / as hard as it is to find a seat in the warmblood cars / when you do it's a fairly comfortable ride / and i prefer it to scuttlebuggie travel
I AM AWAKE AND IM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
OH OH OH! KRINGLE TANNEMBOMB HERE REMINDING YOU TO BE GOOD PEOPLE OR ELSE MY ARMY OF SANTASONAS WILL NOT BRING YOU CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THIS YEAR DONT WORRY ABOUT WHY IM ON BISCUITS ACCOUNT BUT YOU SHOULD BE EXTRA NICE TO BISCUITS!
𝄞 𓆏 Fr𝅝gs ♫ are ♪ implie𝅗𝅥 ♪ t𝅝 𝄬e 𓆏 present 𝅝n every 𝒫lanet with li𝑓e.𝄽[𝄴itati𝅝n nee𝅗𝅥e𝅗𝅥] 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
Good morning
🦖you know this place has a buncha very human looking monsters
DAWN BREAKS ON A NEW DAY. HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO BE CONNECTED IN THIS MANNER. LET US "GET" THIS "BREAD."
OH HAI WELCOME TO MY TUTUORIAL TODAY WERE GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT BOWL OF POPCORN! FIRST WHAT YOURE GONNA WANT TO DO IS GET YOUR MICROWAVE AND OF COURSE YOU UNBREAKABLE DVD AND POP THAT IN THE MICROWAVE AND SET IT TO 3:13
We as a society need to get more transgender.
((like all im saying is some of yall get wayyyy too zealous about fantasy bigotry that it makes me wonder about you))
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> n0t tp alt turn1ng 0ff d1rect messages.... abs0lute c0ward1ce
CHAT, IDK. CHAT KILL THAT FREAK.
doiing thii2 new biit called "haviing a conver2atiion" where when 2omeone talk2 two me ii re2pond two them.
[is he worrkin harrd orr harrdly worrkin https://file.Garrden/acrr4d28xxdjjpG0lm/untitled2_20260326011135.pnG]
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
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Im. Sorry. Why. Is. There. An. Apocalypse. Happening. Who. Is. Weird. Alchemist?.
curry and rice / yay
OCCASIONALLY KULL SAVING POST NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN.
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[damn you Guys fuckin liked that]
[aububt told me to post a "selfie" so im "less frreaky" https://file.Garrden/acrr4d28xxdjjpG0lm/exxporrt202603260054308480.pnG]
i wonder what's the most controversial post i could make on here...(WITHOUT being a bigot!!)
> 1 w0uld l1ngu1st1csp0st but 1 genu1nely slept f0r s0 l0ng 1'm exhausted
Thank you all for your dedication. My appreciation for my constituents knows no bounds. @peaNut and I have reached an agreement, they truly did just enjoy being included. Thank you all. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.52.50%E2%80%AFPM.png
Thank you, friend, I will do my best to live up to your expectations.
@spiritualMotorist You should join us.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
> peanut 1 ap0l0g1ze f0r freak1ng the fuck 0ut 1 am a l1ttle fr1ghtened 0f y0u due t0 y0ur apparent target1ng 0f me but y0u seem pretty ch1ll actually are y0u accept1ng fr1end requests 0r anyth1ng
I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta
Actually, new idea. We should put Maxwell in front of Peanut and see if the big eye on his dumb hat convinces it not to move. And if not, well, that's a win anyway since no more Maxwell.
> update peanut's pr0n0uns are /
eatiing diinner 2o late that iit2 liight out2iide. http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/r0a4xn.jpeg
> peanut d0 m1rr0rs st0p y0u 1 th1nk y0u kn0w l1ke-yes p1ty-n0 by n0w but
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb70cd9c08c3.png @affectionConsecrated #substances #jobposting
It's my pleasure to inform you all that @peaNut is now employed at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #substance
I did not want to do this, but unfortunately I am being left with no choice. I must use all means at my disposal, thus I call forth my ultimate weapon. I have been threatened, and my Presidency has been put under attack. Go, my Daves. I am henceforth issuing an emergent Presidential pardon for one hour, this is now a judgement free zone; outfreak him, my Daves. This includes you, @turntechGoghead https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.15.54%E2%80%AFPM.png
I hope this works. It seems I've cracked the code. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.09.06%E2%80%AFPM.png
[fixxed my pfp do i look Good]
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> @peaNut 1'm l00k1ng away. l00k1ng at the wall. n0t l00k1ng at y0u. d0 n0t m0ve
-|~~ angel in heaven are we cooked
> UPDATE 1T JUST KEEPS MAK1NG L0UD SCRAP1NG S0UNDS 1M FUCK1NG SCARED
You may do so with the accompaniment of another individual's gaze on the creature.
GO METAL, SHOW THAT HEDGEHOG YOUR SUPERIORITY!!! I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU TO BURN HIM WHEN HE LOSES TO YOU IN THIS RACE!!!
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have made contact with the entity known as SCP-173, and there is no need for alarm. When confronted with this creature, it is imperative you maintain eye contact at all times and back away slowly.
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[i think me and peanut have a connection]
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> 0KAY D0N'T L00K AWAY FR0M 1T JUST KEEP STAR1NG AT 1T
OR DONT I DONT FUCKING I DONT KNOW
IM SLENDY TUBBY FIND MY CUSTARDS
What is this peanut business
I w9uld like t9 take a m9ment t9 thank my f9ll9wers, friends, and well-meaning g99d samaritans f9r their supp9rt and 9nce again pr9m9te my #Su6stack acc9unt. It's an expertly researched 6l9gf9rm f9r th9se 9f y9u appreciate the art 9f an in-depth Tr9llcratic dial9gues and/9r are just l99king t9 learn m9re a69ut c9ntemp9rary f9rms 9f atypical-quadrant relati9nship f9rms. https://kankri-v.su6stack.c9m/
:33< its midnight in the graveyard :33< the mewns behind a cloud :33< theres a cold slimy chill :33< slowly cr33ping up my spine :33< theres a black cat on a tombstone :33< with piercing yellow eyes :33< i got a f33ling im being watched all the tiiiiiime!~
[the peanut hasnt messGaed me maybe urr all just crrazzy]
> 1t's just here and messag1ng every0ne