♣ mediated by @cuttlefishCabbalist
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
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dont use that react
thanks for sayin that fef glbgolyb wwould probably be wwhisperin some inscrutable madness resemblin pride about you too in fact i knoww she wwould
｢nyoho!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san da atisuto here! ( -∀・) the #waifuification beam has been fired up, even if... (/_;) megane-san's unihorno kinda hurted now. (；Д；) aahh~~ making so many kyutiegirls! so many oppai, so little jikan! (￣з￣) keke~ ahh~ this post is SPONSORED!! (；・ω・) megane-san's ohime-chan ( @cuttlefishCabbalist ) nyahffered nandemo to him for his skillz, and megane-san said hai! (*´-`) ohime-san, you have megane-san's katana and lifeu! ♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ nyaha! ohime-chan is one of ai-chan's favorite gyirls, syoooo!! (； ･`ω･´) when she came and asked megane-san for a picture of her and her tomodachi, eri-chan @caligulasAquarium , in fruits basket Σ(・∀・) (kawaii), megane-san got right to work! (/--)/ onegai, megane-san has given eri-chan a bigger oppai for ohime-chan to bouncy. *.ﾟ+ヽ(○･▽･○)ﾉﾞ +.ﾟ* usssoo!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atisuto means artist! (*つ´･∀･)つ paintupaintsu, megane-san hard at work! (^3^)/ oppai means ■■■■■, and jikan means time! (￣□￣;)!! gyah, so wittle of it! (´ε ｀ ) gud thing megane-san stays up LATE into the day. ( ・ω・) nandemo means EBURYTHING, but megane-san took nothing! he offered his katana (ancient east alternian sword) and his lifeu (life) to her cause! (*/∀＼*) aaahh~ megane-san knows what it's like to have to fix up your waifu! ( ＾ω＾ ) and your tomodachi, which means friend! (*つ´･∀･)つ yey, megane-san loves making friends! (^3^)/ keke.]
i think you genuinely deservve to be tortured
｢konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (；・ω・) born from himitsu! (；・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ﾟДﾟ) gyaahhh!! Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... ｣ ｢(*^￢^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!｣ ｢(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-｀) basically! keke~)｣ ｢and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ＾ω＾) megane-san kyudn't resist! kekek~ aaah~ (*´▽｀*) in human culture, a jukujo is marked by their young carrying #pregnancy capabilities! (*^O^*) did you know? waow! so sugoi! (*^_^*) megane-san added that. (*ﾟ∀ﾟ人ﾟ∀ﾟ*)♪ isn't it kawaii!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ aaah~~ so kyutieful. megane-san's best work to date! syoo plush looking... keke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content! don't like, don't read! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ konbonwa means "good eveningggg~". koinrokkā no tabemono means "coin locker grub", the eastern alternian tradition of placing cullable grubbins somewhere and... ( ・ε・) walking awayyy... so sad (；Д；) himitsu means secret, this is me and ai-chan's secret! haji means shame, this is megane-san's shame! (´ﾉω；`) byuuttt... not really. megane-san is shameless. ε=(*ﾉ´Д｀)ﾉ kyah! oshi means someone's favorite special person, love of all lives! (´･ω･`)/~~ ai-chan is megane's oshi. ai-chan is megane's everything, so everything he does is for her. even dis! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ jukujo means "mature lady"! ( -∀・) which is... (ФωФ) kekeke, a special termmm~~~ kawaii means kyutie! sugoi means... uwaahh!!! uwoaahh!!(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ moe moment!]
stick it to those boys #beachesaregreat #girlscankeeppower #powercorrupts #brosafterbeachesthough #maybe #questionmark
Girl.
PULLING HER BACK INT⧃ FRAME T⧃ ASK WHY SHE USED ALL F⧃UR REACTI⧃NS IT REALLY IS N⧃T THAT CRAZY MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VE THIS MESSAGE
SAFETY TIP: NECESSARY IMPLEMENTS FOR ANY FRIENDS YOU CARE ABOUT, IF YOU HAPPEN TO *DARE* BRING THEM AROUND THE ALPHA KIDS, BY THE BY.
Guh.
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
so like i need to stress @cuttlefishCabbalist ive been through the bubbles before to help friends of ours get god tier post all that shit we went through it is never too late to lay your shit out on a slab and carve all uh freaky fogo de chão style but i need to stress we are not just going through time we are not just rewinding to when the dream bubbles are not just memories but waves of emotion and experience actively being visited we are traveling through space too real physical tactile touchy touch space which means the things you feel and do have actual consequences the names you call out for even in pain or on instinct or on reflex can reach back out to you in a sound you dont recognize with intentions you dont fully grasp feferi this place is horror beyond terror you wanted to god tier you are going to have to face the trials of a god tears cannot be shed for the already departed and you need to keep your shit in check get that fecal matter compacted because it matters ive played these games before and i dont want to lose a new friend ive just made ive played these games before https://i.imgur.com/hVVDVCU.png
im only gettin on your sea pony so i can bestoww it wwith a curse that wwill slowwly transfigurate the steed into a grotesque wwinged angelic chimera that wwill servve me as my loyal attack beast wwhich livves in the entry tier a my wwizards towwer and consumes intruders
T)(ank you!!! I painted t)(em in )(onor of MYYYY MORAY--E-EL Zoologer Coolscar, t)(e cutest, sweetest, )(andsomest diamond a gill a could ever ask for!
ladies, ladies. @gutsygumshoe ajd @cuttlefishcabbalist please. this is unbecoming of twvwo high-ranking, powvwerful female leaders. surely a solution can be had. taking turns, maybe.
. What? ... Excuse me?
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
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YEAH I AIN'T EVEN TWEAKING JANE SO DON'T YOU GET IT IN YOUR STUPID MOTHER FUCKING HEAD THAT I'M TWEAKING OR ANYTHING.
Your fucking what.
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
dont you glub at me in that tone a glub
i shant no i havve no favvorite slur please do not try to insinuate anything about me eridan