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#i\/\/\/\/antcandy Lo\/\/e is beautiful. @terminalComrade
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
ok i do wanna sea dat but fore unreelated reasons 3B-)c
not reely equal u a big purpleblood
tHANK YOU, fOR HELPING EVERYONE FEEL, sAFE, mISTER tHE wOKE hIGHBLOOD,
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
yet u lov clamberin onto my page ta tell a women s)(es wrong....
women r allowed 2 do dat. unless ur sexist 3B-/ coddamn
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
BUOY QUIT IT !!!!!
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PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
mr wokeblood, can you advocate four leprechaun rights or just troll rights?
literally )(ow isn’t it
NOT DA POINT!!!
when i was 13 i made the last lolcat in human history & for 5 seconds it was sooooo fuckin sick before i realized
- It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful, the way you pity so hard.
Alright. Follow me to the blood eXtracterror chamber and attach yourself to the Suck Master. - MC Oleana
I can see you. Please step to your left off the foliage. You're crushing our shrubbery. - MC Oleana
What a breathtaking act of philanthropy. Would you be willing to speak to our journartillerists at Macro Cullsmos News to get a quote? - MC Oleana
Thank y9u f9r all 9f y9ur w9rk f9r hem9spective awareness. #Insipirati9n #CW #TW #N9tId9lizing #PraiseSpeech
IM NOT SURE WHAT THIS 'WOKE' MEANS.
My first th9ught 6u66le p9st here, and it is the fact that I actually agree with and enj9y The W9ke High6l99d. #W9ke #TW #CW #P9sitiveIntercasteC9mraderie #N9tT9SayThatC9mraderieIsRare #Appreciati9n #P9sitive
wat if i wanna vague post aboat u
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jesus dude some of my close friends are birds
. ocray seariously w)(o did dis to u
i )(eard t)(ey r krillin peeps n reeeel violent so i dunno if t)(atll work buoy. or r u complicit in dat. u t)(ink lowbloods r superior secretly. )(mmm..... #conc)(templating
das awesome buoy so proud of u . u kno wat would reely )(elp em. if u took out t)(e peeps disruptin da peace. i )(eard some lowbloods were callin )(ig)(bloods evil by nature w)(ic)( is so unwoke. u s)(ould take em out. put dem muscles 2 use
)(oly s)(ip u woke now too.