all alone in my beautiful silk nightgown splayed carefully over my expensive sheets sighing beautifully ...... my hair curled just right..... le siighh looking out the window wistfully........
disregard the jealous monarch all thats necessary to climb aboard the amporacoin starship is an excess a funds and the wwill to exchange it for the premier eridan themed digital coin
after ya do that just let mocali knoww youre invvested up
i aint forgiven your ancestor for failure and you aint turnin out muc)( better, boy. but sure. maybe you see somet)(in wit)( your... coin sc)(eme t)(at i dont.
i'm keepin a close eye on you.
i been better than him since i wwas six bloody swweeps wwhen i made good on a bargain wwith fate to provvide sgrub its ultimate vviolet wwarrior wwhich it sorely lacked the first go around and theres fifty thousand dead angels annihilated by their prince to vvouch for that painful truth
buy my fuckin coin and wwatch for more iconic eridan moments
Good lord, lady. Listen; get yerself a good pre-wax lotion and apply it BEFORE da wax. This is important 'cause if you're doing dat shit raw, yer prone to gettin' folliculitis in da pore of the lost hair if the rip is too harsh, and leftover bacteria might 'cause additional skin infections.
Aftercare is also really important 'cause post-wax you want to mitigate the pain slowly. Certain brand balms do a good before and after work on da legs without having to fear about really intense pain or random leg acne.
Now you take dat advice to da grave, ya got it, ma'am?
↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW.↗️
↘️every night is a struggle for me.↘️
↗️THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO BAIT ME INTO MAKING PERMANENT SOLUTIONS TO TEMPORARY PROBLEMS.↗️
↘️but i will not do it.↘️
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input; statement: that tracks for him
input; statement: when i was panicking about my fate just before forcib|e insta||ment, he said 'no. i can't |augh. not yet'
input; statement: & has since continued to be as crue| as he can conceive about my pi|otbattery status
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