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ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
What is this llittlle green man I have been sent. Do not compare me to him.
That's right. Correct my pronouns boy.
Llet it not be said that Lllevyn Bllaidd does not still drop nucllear grade weaponry upon the foollish. Gaze upon my works, ye Mighty, and Despair.
Oh I do so miss the nights of wallking into a crowded bar and llistening as every conversion drops off, one by one. There is something of a high there, it allmost made me understand fuschias. The instant command of everyone's attention, respect. Adoration. Fear. You don't get that anymore when you're dead. I have my memories at lleast.
Too many gollds today. Not worth Sheparding. Gollds either don't llisten to advice in the first pllace or bllow everything up in a counterproductive mess. Speaking from experience.
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
anyone wvanna get beforan style culled by a handsome rich vwiolet sexual style? #nsfwv
men need not apply
forced, control, these are such... negatiwve vwords. its being taken into state custody because you cant care for yourself, then pawvned off on- i mean uhh, giwven unto someone vwith the proper resources and training to help best care for your needs. or wvhatevwer, i havwent read any of the propaganda posters in a wvhile, the posters i take a propa ganda at tend to havwe more nudity on em #nsfwv
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
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#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
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I know some ghosts sometimes retain their dying wounds in the afterllife. I suppose I shoulld be thankfull to haunt the bubblles as a mostlly chair and sllab-bound sicklly wretch, rather than a skelleton, or perhaps a pille of irradiated dust that I ended as, depending on the exact nanosecond we are judging here.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
@𝖙hﻉﻭⓞⓞ𝕕Ꙅᶜｒⓐtch𝕕oc𝖙🅞𝕣 @𝕗r𝙖m𝙚Mi⒮tɼɘss @𝔰ƈ𝕣ⓐʇcɦ𝔻🅾c ɦ𝙚𝙡ṕ ๓ɘ 𝑯ﻉ שɨś𝙝ɘ𝐬 🄷ﻉ 𝔚ⓐńts 𝕄ｅ Ᵽl𝙚𝙖𝐬ɘ 𝙙ⓞnt 𝕝ｅ𝙩 mﻉ bɘ 𝓡É𝓛E𝘈SED My ᴍastﻉｒ 𝗠𝔲𝔰𝙩 𝕊𝙡𝘂𝗆ъﻉr
love seeing all these beforus trolls here. can i please get sandwiched between a beforus and alternian version of someone? ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
i really wanted to take her virginity, but. i guess some other lucky girl gets to do that now ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
38) I )(ave been asked w)(at my pawliseas would be! I’m s)(ore you )(ave, and I’m more t)(an )(appy to cast t)(is net wide! 1. No more )(emospectrum! It's just gone! 38) -Except, of course, my position as -Empress. All of t)(e ot)(er )(eiresses were culled before my ascension. T)(ere is no alternative aut)(ority! -Eridan's recent uprising )(as ensured t)(is was necessary! 2. Imperial Culling )(as been dismantled over t)(e past few weeks! T)(ere is no need for population control! Random executions, failure-based culling, state-sanctioned slaug)(ter quotas, t)(res)(ecutioner regiments, all gone! -Equius Za)()(ak )(as been tasked wit)( altering all imperial drones as penance for )(is role in t)(e Great Flood! 3. An all new justice system! I )(ave delegated a new court of justices in replacement of t)(e old legislacerator )(ierarc)(y. )(elmed by t)(e Scourge )(erself, Terezi Pyrope! 4. Orp)(aning is no longer necessary. We are going to engage in carbon neutral lusus replacement programs to ensure t)(at Gl'bgolyb never goes )(ungry and grubs never go wit)(out care! 5. I )(ave put an end to t)(e decentralized military powers all across t)(e planet. -Eac)( leader was interviewed one by one by me. 38) It's w)(y I've been so busy. T)(ey were ordered to eit)(er submit, or, join t)(e Imperial Military. 6. Brood System Over)(auls! More regional caverns, artificial incubation, and we are looking into ways to adjust our reproductive system and reliance on mot)(ergrubs. 7. No more fear-based )(ierarc)(y climbing! I s)(oaldn't )(ave to tell you t)(is, boat you s)(ould be on your own merits of value, not your vague ability to intimid8! 8. My Coral Court now consists of a troll from eac)( caste! Including Karkat Vantas, w)(ose mutant status is no longer criminalized! 38) )(owebba., Don't t)(ink I've lost my fangs. I've culled many to ac)(ieve t)(ese social programs. Naut everyone bent t)(eir knee. -Even -Erifin is in prison still. )(e'll probubbly stay t)(ere until I forgive )(im! Subjuggulators are t)(e biggest t)(reat, given t)(is goes against our treaty wit)( t)(em t)(roug)( t)(e old -Empress. Boat. I don't care. T)(ey are relics and monsters. 38) Let t)(e tide take t)(em! #violence #CoralCourt #)(ig)(TidePolicy #NoMoreCulling #DeScaled-Empire #CurrentOfJustice #Anc)(orT)(eT)(rone #ReeledIn #FullSailForward #OceanwideOrder #NoMoreSmallFry #Sc)(oolNotSlaug)(ter #TideTurned #BalancedWaters #Imperial)(arbor #C)(artT)(eDept)(s #AllCastesAllCurrents #NoMoreC)(um #-EmpressFlow #SeaC)(ange
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Just googled Alternia. Really fucked up ya'll live like that. Or something.
@gynarchsGoverness UNREAL HEIRESS, I WILL NOT COMMISSION YOU AN ANDROID CHASSIS. STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING IMAGE. #nsfw I am pretty sure. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b3457465b20.jpg
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