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Jovial Merryment

3 months ago

@orangeHorse[OH]

people say things

Evil John Egbert

3 months ago

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

@evilBiologist[EB]

Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up

Equius Zahhak

3 months ago

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

I Just Work Here

A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.

@centaursPeripherals[CP]

D--> It appears I still need to work on my sincerity. My way of spelling tends to make me 100k sarcastic when I intend to be genuine.

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

CAN *SOMEONE* IN MY TIMELINE SEND ME SOME KIND OF HIGH-SPEED TRANSPORT. A BI-WINGED TRANSIT TUBE. OR A HATREDTHOPTER. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AT THIS POINT I WOULD ACCEPT A SCUTTLEBUS TICKET. I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE *RIGHT* NOW. I'VE BEEN FORCED INTO A HIGH-STAKES GAME OF CARDS. THERE IS A KNIFE THAT IS ONE MILLIMETER UNDER THE SIZE CATEGORY TO BE CONSIDERED A FUCKING *SWORD* ON THE TABLE AND IT IS BEING POINTED SQUARELY AT MY TYPESTUBS. I'LL TAKE ANYONE AT THIS POINT. I DON'T CARE. SEND ME THE FUCKING MIDNIGHT CREW FOR ALL I CARE. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

SUFFERING SHITMAGGOTS, I MISSED A LOT. YOU SPEND A FEW NIGHTS TRAPPED IN A BLUBBERBEAST SO FAR BENEATH THE RADIUS OF ANY PERMEABLE INTERNET SIGNAL, AND THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE LEAVES YOU BEHIND.

dave with three Es

3 months ago

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

losing blood implies i dont know where it is. i know where it is its on the #floor

e. strider

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

@tactfulTactriun[TT]

hm. forgot to eat.

Jinx Egbert

3 months ago

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

transgender

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

step one: stop worrying so much ill let you know step two once i get there. no spoilers!

Jade Harls

3 months ago

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@gardenGnosis[GG]

noooooo helpppppp theyre trying to take me to a vet!!! i cant go!!! im just a good doggy and good dogs with absolutely nothing wrong with them dont deserve to go to the vet!! :(

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

OH MY GOD. THERE ARE SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA IN HERE WITH ME. WAIT. DID I. NO. NOT AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE

ee

3 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@emptyEyes[EE]

((is there an option for those of us who dont want to see tentacle dildos every time we log on? I dont wanna have to block everyone who has a bulge badge

Joey Claire

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ballereaperEscapee[BE]

I feel like I should have a typing quirk by now, but nothing really stuck...

Mistress Frame

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

@frameMistress[FM]

Past the speed of light, till all you have left is to live in darkness.

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

3 months ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

nonbinary

love yourself

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

@curiousClowder[CC]

((It’s so funny how this character was supposed to be about gossip and shit but they just devolved into freakiness

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

3 months ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

nonbinary

love yourself

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Can ! come over and stare at you really hard asSs you rant?꠹

Karkat Vantas

3 months ago

bisexual

love yourself

@carcinoVantas[CV]

FUCK YOUUUU THEY COUNT

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

3 months ago

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

nonbinary

love yourself

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

BX33 < just got linked smth im furry embarrassed to have missed

Gravid!Sairou Bjunki

3 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@adrenalinesCharge[AC]

~When will it be my turn t~O be sO~aked with milk and thr~Own against a wall~

Equius Zahhak

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos

Caspertame

3 months ago

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I keep telling you guys one day you're gonna wake up and I will have been a fuchsia all along.