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Jovial Merryment

4 months ago

@orangeHorse[OH]

people say things

Evil John Egbert

4 months ago

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

@evilBiologist[EB]

Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up

Equius Zahhak

4 months ago

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

I Just Work Here

A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.

@centaursPeripherals[CP]

D--> It appears I still need to work on my sincerity. My way of spelling tends to make me 100k sarcastic when I intend to be genuine.

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

4 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

CAN *SOMEONE* IN MY TIMELINE SEND ME SOME KIND OF HIGH-SPEED TRANSPORT. A BI-WINGED TRANSIT TUBE. OR A HATREDTHOPTER. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AT THIS POINT I WOULD ACCEPT A SCUTTLEBUS TICKET. I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE *RIGHT* NOW. I'VE BEEN FORCED INTO A HIGH-STAKES GAME OF CARDS. THERE IS A KNIFE THAT IS ONE MILLIMETER UNDER THE SIZE CATEGORY TO BE CONSIDERED A FUCKING *SWORD* ON THE TABLE AND IT IS BEING POINTED SQUARELY AT MY TYPESTUBS. I'LL TAKE ANYONE AT THIS POINT. I DON'T CARE. SEND ME THE FUCKING MIDNIGHT CREW FOR ALL I CARE. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

4 months ago

Verified

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

SUFFERING SHITMAGGOTS, I MISSED A LOT. YOU SPEND A FEW NIGHTS TRAPPED IN A BLUBBERBEAST SO FAR BENEATH THE RADIUS OF ANY PERMEABLE INTERNET SIGNAL, AND THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE LEAVES YOU BEHIND.

dave with three Es

4 months ago

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

losing blood implies i dont know where it is. i know where it is its on the #floor

e. strider

4 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

@tactfulTactriun[TT]

hm. forgot to eat.

Jinx Egbert

4 months ago

deep breaths.

The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

step one: stop worrying so much ill let you know step two once i get there. no spoilers!

Jade Harls

4 months ago

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@gardenGnosis[GG]

noooooo helpppppp theyre trying to take me to a vet!!! i cant go!!! im just a good doggy and good dogs with absolutely nothing wrong with them dont deserve to go to the vet!! :(

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

4 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

OH MY GOD. THERE ARE SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA IN HERE WITH ME. WAIT. DID I. NO. NOT AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE

ee

4 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

memento mori

Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

@emptyEyes[EE]

((is there an option for those of us who dont want to see tentacle dildos every time we log on? I dont wanna have to block everyone who has a bulge badge

Joey Claire

4 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ballereaperEscapee[BE]

I feel like I should have a typing quirk by now, but nothing really stuck...

Mistress Frame

4 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

@frameMistress[FM]

Past the speed of light, till all you have left is to live in darkness.

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

4 months ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

nonbinary

love yourself

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

@curiousClowder[CC]

((It’s so funny how this character was supposed to be about gossip and shit but they just devolved into freakiness

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

4 months ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

nonbinary

love yourself

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Can ! come over and stare at you really hard asSs you rant?꠹

Karkat Vantas

4 months ago

bisexual

love yourself

@carcinoVantas[CV]

FUCK YOUUUU THEY COUNT

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

4 months ago

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

nonbinary

love yourself

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

BX33 < just got linked smth im furry embarrassed to have missed

Sairou Bjunki

4 months ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@adrenalinesCharge[AC]

~When will it be my turn t~O be sO~aked with milk and thr~Own against a wall~

Equius Zahhak

4 months ago

Verified

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Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos

Caspertame

4 months ago

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I keep telling you guys one day you're gonna wake up and I will have been a fuchsia all along.