♦ pitied by @turntechCatnip
Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up
D--> It appears I still need to work on my sincerity. My way of spelling tends to make me 100k sarcastic when I intend to be genuine.
CAN *SOMEONE* IN MY TIMELINE SEND ME SOME KIND OF HIGH-SPEED TRANSPORT. A BI-WINGED TRANSIT TUBE. OR A HATREDTHOPTER. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AT THIS POINT I WOULD ACCEPT A SCUTTLEBUS TICKET. I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE *RIGHT* NOW. I'VE BEEN FORCED INTO A HIGH-STAKES GAME OF CARDS. THERE IS A KNIFE THAT IS ONE MILLIMETER UNDER THE SIZE CATEGORY TO BE CONSIDERED A FUCKING *SWORD* ON THE TABLE AND IT IS BEING POINTED SQUARELY AT MY TYPESTUBS. I'LL TAKE ANYONE AT THIS POINT. I DON'T CARE. SEND ME THE FUCKING MIDNIGHT CREW FOR ALL I CARE. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
SUFFERING SHITMAGGOTS, I MISSED A LOT. YOU SPEND A FEW NIGHTS TRAPPED IN A BLUBBERBEAST SO FAR BENEATH THE RADIUS OF ANY PERMEABLE INTERNET SIGNAL, AND THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE LEAVES YOU BEHIND.
losing blood implies i dont know where it is. i know where it is its on the #floor
hm. forgot to eat.
step one: stop worrying so much ill let you know step two once i get there. no spoilers!
noooooo helpppppp theyre trying to take me to a vet!!! i cant go!!! im just a good doggy and good dogs with absolutely nothing wrong with them dont deserve to go to the vet!! :(
OH MY GOD. THERE ARE SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA IN HERE WITH ME. WAIT. DID I. NO. NOT AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE
((is there an option for those of us who dont want to see tentacle dildos every time we log on? I dont wanna have to block everyone who has a bulge badge
I feel like I should have a typing quirk by now, but nothing really stuck...
Past the speed of light, till all you have left is to live in darkness.
8=D < If I can be somewhat vulnerable for a brief moment... I fear I have become a bit of a... lonely individual. Haha.
8=D < Is Chittr an appropriate place to muse about more personal thoughts and feelings? I would hate to intrude upon the established "vibe".
((It’s so funny how this character was supposed to be about gossip and shit but they just devolved into freakiness
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can ! come over and stare at you really hard asSs you rant?꠹
FUCK YOUUUU THEY COUNT
BX33 < just got linked smth im furry embarrassed to have missed
~When will it be my turn t~O be sO~aked with milk and thr~Own against a wall~
D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos
I keep telling you guys one day you're gonna wake up and I will have been a fuchsia all along.