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We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
tHAT IS IT, tHANK YOU,
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
dis is funny
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw
#whoup finding my pages
alright, alright! the people have spoken (im the people) you get ONE pic, tasteful and everything! get an eyeful before it gets pushed down into my profile forever and ever! comedian nudity, come and get it! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91844d19d719.png
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
i'm soft and huggable / my friends love my hugs
0k back t0 being n0rmal and n0t breaking the shattered chunks 0f 4th wall. i made 0ut with myself and did 0ther stuff. @arisenanew
:33< cat :33< im a kitty cat :33< and i dance dance dance :33< and i dance dance dance
Slick hasn't even asked his kid. Meanwhile mine is already confident she could kill his. Who's the better father here.
everyone make me the mozzt popular for nooo other reazzon other than it'd be funny and i'm cute and i dezzerve it mozzt ㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ
nap time / i'm cuddling a plush shark / it's nice
i'm rank 5 so the album drops / good job everyone / i believed in you sll
now that i'm clocked out i can go back to writing music / or doom scrolling / probably doom scrolling
why am i here / why am i doing this / why was i talked into this / i wish i was better at saying no
single is ready / i'm gonna drop it tonight so get ready
20 minutes till drop / sidebar i think i just kinda like attention
i'm 6th / i'm genuinely so embarrassed
i'm genuinely so embarrassed i use this site so often / why am i like this
my friends have realized being popular is a good thing actually / the single drops when i reach rank 5
the more popular i get the sooner it drops / i believe in my fans
i just took a look at my follower count / 32 feels really high / thank you everyone
This Chitt Is Everything To Me Man
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
Yes.
tHIS IS, rEALLY DEEP, aCTUALLY,
i got my checkmark / thank you for your support everyone / the fries are cold but my pusher is warm
^^apologies, i dont Want to pitYfarm^^ ^^You're VerY luckY!!!^^
streaming isnt d00ing it f00r me d00 i start an 00n11yfans #nsfw \\
to those of you who are just now discovering that i'm a transbian / how / it's not like i was subtle about it / like / ever
taking my girl pills so i can be a girl that kisses girls / i am thriving
:33 < this is me if you even care https://64.media.tumblr.com/c98467e96b70ddd1cc1bcdd8c1ec1dbd/83c5c74ce25a00b4-aa/s400x600/755ec1b4bbf46c6eb2d3fc12c59c15088b3c7601.gif
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