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Ha\/\/e a taste fer fishy fr0nds I sea.
Ok. I can tell I am stomping the gas pedal on the general populace with undeserved vigor. We're #niceposting now. React and I will say something nice to you.
My head is reeling. - Psalm 25:4
God as my witness, he will face judgement. - Jeremiah 7:23 #fightnight #specificposting
sometimes i go lookin fore otter fus)(ias on )(ere figurin t)(ere mite b one wit any experience das amusin or any political takes to c)(at aboat. alwaves disappointed 3B-/
Stay a way from me 1 do not need help
1f u culd dec0rate ur acc0unt l1ke a tr0llzpace page 1 th1nk 1 wuld d1e happy
well ii could help you out but ii gue22 ii wont.
i literally cant slime im not organic if i didnt know any better id say you did it and are projecting
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Sigh. You try to raise them right, yet their attitude is fated to be cantankerous at best.
:33 < hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female troll br33ding, nepeta leijon is the most compatible troll fur efurryone? not only is she a fierce kitty, which is the most vicious of mammals, nepetas are an average of 4"5' tall and 125 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle huge bulges, and with their impurresive kitty titties for manhandling and dense strength furrom living in the jungles of alpurrnia, you can be rough with them. due to their mostly kitty based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused nepeta leijon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. they can also go fur hours, and learn how to purr on command along with nefurr wearing a bra to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. with their abilities sun beam nap and hella petting, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough attention. no other troll comes close to this level of compatibility. also, fun fact, if mew don't pull out enough, mew can make mewr nepeta full of slurry! nepeta is literally built fur huge bulges. ungodly defense stat+high hp pool+strong muscles means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. #nsfw
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ...n0t t0 dizparage the empire'z decizi0nz, 0f c0urze. [END MESSAGE]
(Ooooh) It hurts, girl - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Skill issue
You wvon’t regret it. … Unless you just havwe shit taste, but that’s not on me.
tiime twwo get twwo iit..
⚓< theres nothing more calming than looking out the lantern room after a storm >
Good evening.
Aw shit are we going fishing #fishingfriday
technically im not the only child in my family but im the only child in this family to be raised by sharks. so I'm like part shark mentally. so i still win
I thought you would like the hang in there kitty!
1 w1ll l3t c1t1z3ns cuff M3 for 4 ch4ng3. Th1s 1s not 1nt3nd3d to sound wrong. 1 r3gr3t s4y1ng th1s.
thinking about him and going HEHE ew never doing that again siri send post
Allow me to reward you all with a picture upon the canvas of your imagin8tion. Envision yourself in the dim 8elly of a galleon, held fast 8y the sight of its Captain. She is all rugged command and fierce desire, pressing you against the unyielding 8ars of the 8rig in which you have 8een captured. The friction of her clothed thigh against you is a rough promise of the rutting to come. And in the dark, her whisper is 8oth threat and a seduction, declaring you the invalua8le treasure she will hoard for herself. I always seek new, little treasures. Could it 8e you? #nsfw
1t's h4t3 4 81tch m1d-w1p3 d4y.
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
I'm having a little snack of tasty unsalted chips! Wouldn't want my blood pressure to get too high would I? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I decided to change my icon to reflect how very normal i feel to day I hope you all enjoy :) #aprilnormalday
Don't say that about yourself...
When he spits in yoour face but it almoost coounts as being kissed oomggg <3< <3< <3< #blackroom
just killed a hooker because she looked at me funny #slickweek
Vwhat could you possibly mean by "flip it owver." Do you take me for some sort a moron.
I am being told there has been an increase in bazooka-based violence against the elderly.
Im just glad to whatever that one version of me with the dumb rainbow flashing eyes isnt fucking here Fuck that guy he smashed my head with a crowbar
I'll never die because I'm too cool of that
I see given my coin to the human was a mistake. #dashwatching
Holding this chit choose to my heart.
if i pretend to be a hobo would you let me get some for free too or would you just let a chittrhead like me get some anyways because i'M chill like that
(^･ω･^) < WHY ARE WE STANDING???
N9 n9, I'm fine. I just need t9 c9me t9 terms that there is n9w h9ly scripture descri6ing me d9ing th9se things
I'm n9t angry- I d9n't get angry. A 6it fla66ergasted, perhaps, 6ut n9t angry.
I underst99d y9ur sentence 6ut I d9 n9t understand why they w9uld d9 that. I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 feel a69ut my sexual a6ilities 6eing pu6licly availa6le- #nsfw
I alm9st feel successful after l99king at s9me p9sts.
WELCOME TO THE ASS-MASTER SLOP JOCKEY PARADE. LOCATION: MY NOTIFICATIONS.
LET'S ALL RANK PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. AND THE STEREOTYPES ATTACHED TO THEM. #YAY
I would rather include all the numbers and pun combinations of the people who loved me in life into my quirk, before I ever would adopt the symbols forged by those who hated me, and let it define my death.
Fine. But 9nly 6ecause y9u're y9u.
What I mean, 9r at least what I am attempting, perhaps s9mewhat unsuccessfully, t9 c9nvey, is that there appears t9 6e this 9ng9ing and rather inc9nvenient 9verlap 6etween tw9 9therwise unrelated sets 9f qualities: 9n the 9ne hand, a c9llecti9n 9f traits, ha6its, and c9nversati9nal tendencies that I find c9nsistently irritating, difficult t9 engage with, and, 9ver time, increasingly taxing t9 t9lerate; and 9n the 9ther hand, an entirely separate, yet s9meh9w c9existing, set 9f 9utward features that, despite my 6etter judgment and repeated eff9rts t9 remain unaffected 6y them, register as markedly, and I w9uld argue dispr9p9rti9nately, appealing. And it is precisely this 9verlap, this persistent c9existence 9f what I w9uld n9rmally categ9rize as reas9ns f9r av9idance with what, under different circumstances, might 6e c9nsidered reas9ns f9r admirati9n, that creates a s9rt 9f internal c9ntradicti9n, wherein my instinct t9 distance myself is c9ntinu9usly undermined 6y an equally unhelpful awareness 9f their, f9r lack 9f a m9re c9nvenient term, visual appeal, resulting in a situati9n that is less a clear 9pini9n and m9re an 9ng9ing, mildly frustrating state 9f unres9lved evaluati9n.
Over my- I can't say that anym9re.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rub it a little
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
|}->A life stuck in darkness is one that yet sees its potential A life stuck in the light is one that yet sees itself. You must walk between the two and create your future with both in mind. This has been what you call my 'ted talk'
🜂 | daily reminder: If you’re not vertically integrating your hemospectrum conferred advantages to your softwarring flow (slack, teams, microsaw suite), someone lower on the ladder is. hierarchy isn’t unfair, you’re just under-leveraged. And who willfully accepts a sucky position? Not #ME. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
whale be back from bidness soon
w)(at da FUCK. Posers. Posers I gotta )(ave culled.
:33< SL33P WITH ONE EYE OPEN!
Th3r3 onc3 wa2 a man from troll p3ru H3 dr3amt h3 wa2 3ating hi2 2ho3 H3 work with a fright In th3 middl3 of th3 night To find that hi2 dr3am had com3 tru3
A Dualscar duality, you could say.
I'd like to see him too, I hope he's well.
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
:33< @any eqhihiss :33< yes
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
I'm not here to be perfect, I'm here to be real.
Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.
Ye lea\/\/e the \/\/\/\/hales outta this. #nsf\/\/\/\/
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PULL THRU DMS AND I'LL HOOK YOU UP :o)
~° Well I got a matesprit through Chittr, so this is now officially the best social media site. #nsfw #matespritship #flushed ~°
honk honk :)
be horny be free #nsfw
O+h, hell no+. #dashwatching
#ChittaddictsAnonymous