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#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
MANY.
SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE WRITTEN A BOOK ON. THE UH. THE WHOLE <3 THING RIGHT? NOBODY CAN BE EXPECTED TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT THEMSELVES.
I DON'T SPEAK DERANGED AND LONELY SINGLE WOMAN. WHO CANNOT SHOOT HER SHOT. EVEN WITH FuCKING. FRIENDLY FIRE ENABLED. SO I WOuLD NOT uNDERSTAND A DAMN WORD.
NO MATTER. HOW YOu LOOK AT IT. IT'S YOu GuY'S FAuLT. I AM SO POPuLAR. https://i.imgur.com/74EMA5A.gif #NSFW #WATAMOTE #MORE #LIKE #WHATAMOOD
FuLL DISCLOSuRE. I ACTuALLY ROuTINELY HIRE DAVES TO GO HATE ON OTHER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES TO START SHIT. IT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE REAL MONEY. THESE STRIDER BOYS ARE HOMEGROWN HATER INITIATIVE SEEKERS. EVERY TIME THERE IS SOME OVERBLOWN BuLLSHIT CONFLICT. BETWEEN THOSE LITERAL ACTuAL BIRD'S NEST-HEADED WEIRDOS. IT WAS ME. I DID IT. I WAS BEHIND IT ALL ALONG. AND YOu FELL FOR IT. AND WILL CONTINuE TO FALL FOR IT. LET THE DJ SCRATCH THAT RECORD FOR ME. ONE MORE TIME. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA.
FINE. FUCK. I’LL *TRY* BRING…FRIENDLY.
HRGH. WE CAN’T FEEL RED.
AN ASTuTE. OBSERVATION. TO SAY THE LEAST.
NOTHING COuLD BE MORE DISAPPOINTING THAN LETTING YOuRSELF DOWN. YOu HAVE THAT PERPETuALLY COVERED. DIPSHIT.
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UGH. WASN’T A WAR FLEET, JUST SOME DUMB MERCHANTS. REAL FUCKING MOOD KILLER, HONESTLY. COULDN’T EVEN WORK IT UP TO KILL ‘EM. I JUST TOOK ALL THEIR SHIT AND LEFT. I’LL HEAD HOME AND SORT THROUGH IT, I GUESS.
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. IT IS BECAuSE I HAVE ENSuRED AS MuCH. I KILLED EVERYONE ELSE. INSTILLED A SENSE OF HAPLESS. HELPLESS. HOPELESS FuCKING ENTROPY. A LOSSLESS JPG OF REALITY. PLASTERED TO THE DESKTOP OF EXISTENCE. RIGHT BETWEEN TWO REALLY FuCKMASSIVE SNITTIES. COMPETING WITH ONE ANOTHER FOR DOMINANCE. OVER THE AMOuNT OF CLEAVAGE STORAGE SPACE. THOSE RAMHOGGING DOBONHOKEROS CAN SMuGGLE FROM MY LIKES. #NSFW #MSFINGERPAINTING #MICROANDSOFT #PEECJOKES #ABOuTCOMPuTERS #NOTWOKE
ATTENTION EVERYONE. I AM STRONGLY RECOMMENDING. LEVELING YOuR EXPECTATIONS. FuCKING FEATuRELESSLY FLAT. THIS #FISHINGFRIDAY. YOu SEE. I HAVE ALREADY CAuGHT THEM ALL. AND I DO MEAN. ALL OF THEM. IF YOu ARE A SERIOuS FISHER. YOu GOTTA CATCH EM ALL. EVERY TIME. AND THIS TIME. I DID FIRST. NAH NAH NAHNAHNAH. THERE WAS A BIG PILE. AND IT WAS. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIG. HuGE. FuCKNORMOuS. NO HARD FEELINGS. JuST HARD TRuTHS.
[AN IMAGE IS ATTACHED. HUNDREDS OF SKELETAL SILHOUETTES ARE ENGULFED IN KALEIDOSCOPIC FIRE]
ALRIGHT, BACK TO RIPPING THIS COFFEE SHOP SHITHOLE TIMELINE TO PIECES.
SO MANY TIMELINES. SO MUCH TIME.
EH. DEBATING IF I SHOULD GO TO #FIGHTNIGHT. I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO EAT RIGHT LATELY, AND IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO MY OPPONENT IF I WAS AN EASY WIN. MIGHT COME JUST TO WATCH, BUT EH. —EMBER💥
WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? A JUMBLED MESS OF TIMELINES AND UNIVERSES, UGLY AND DOOMED AND DIVERGENT ALL. WELL, IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY CLEANED UP SHOP, ISN’T IT? THE NAMES LORD URACIL. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I ALREADY AM. AND I’LL BE YOUR CAPTAIN.
right?? bUt, i'm fifty and a mother, so hUmans and trolls who are mortal, yoUnger, or (UsUally) both act as thoUgh my best years are behind me!
FUCK IT. GONNA BUILD A TEMPLE TO MYSELF OUT OF THOSE MOUNTAINS I BLASTED. AIN’T LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.
NUANCE IS FOR COWARDS AND BABIES.
THEY’RE OKAY, THEY LOOK REAL NICE WHEN THEY CRUMBLE APART. USED TO HAVE BETTER OPTIONS, THOUGH.
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
UGH. I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME I USED TO HATE THE IDEA OF AFFECTION AND ALL FORMS OF IT BUT. OKAY SO. RANKMAID. WE ALL KNOW HER. A WHILE AGO SHE POSTED THIS OME SHORT STORY ABOUT TWO CHERUBS GETTING IT ON, AND I READ IT AND. DIDNT HATE IT? IT STILL DISGUSTED ME BUT. IT WAS DIFDERENT. EVER SINCE IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT STORY BUT FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE DOMINANT CHERUB. GOD I NEDD TO THROW UP ONE SEC– #nsfw
DON’T FUCKIN’ PITY ME. I’M NOT PITIABLE, I’M A MONSTER AND DAMN PROUD OF IT.
WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TALKIN’ TO ME, THOUGH? IT’S IN YOUR BLOOD, YOU HATE EVERYTHING I AM. THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE. I’VE FEASTED ON STARS JUST TO WATCH SOLAR SYSTEMS FREEZE TO DEATH, I’VE BEEN COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF SO MANY THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS THAT THE SENSATION IS AN OLD COMFORT. I’VE DESTROYED THE OLDEST OF EMPIRES TO MAKE SURE I STAY ON TOP AND STAY ALIVE. IT’S WHAT I AM, ALL I EVER WAS, AND EVEN AFTER LOSIN’ IT ALL I DON’T REGRET A BIT OF IT. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN’ HATE ME. PLATONICALLY, OBVIOUSLY, DON’T GET THE WRONG IDEA. I’M JUST SAYING THAT’S HOW IT WORKS. ((#VIOLENCE))
in other words: i'm grown.
UGH. WHY IS SHE SO FUCKIN’…OKAY WITH ME, ANYWAYS?
if there's one thing i can thank my brother for, it was priming me to be resilient in the face of arseholes! plUs, there is literally no way yoU can affect me materially. if yoU began to properly bother me, i coUld simply log off!
MAKE YOuR OWN FuCKING THREAD. THIS IS FOR EDGELORDS AND JACKASSES ONLY.
love! ^~^
HATE.
RAISING A KID ISN’T WHAT WE DO. HAVIN’…REDMATES ISN’T WHAT WE DO. IT’S ALL FUCKIN’ WEIRD AND WRONG.
no, pa, i'm afraid i'm jUst grown.
YOU ARE. *SO*. FUCKIN’ WEIRD.
goodness, i'm glad my brother and i Unblocked each other. i thoUght seeing his text again woUld aggravate me, bUt it's kind of... endearing? i sUppose raising a teenager will inUndate yoU to all manner of schoolyard insUlts.
CLAWING AT ROCKS, PRETENDING IT’S HER SKIN. HRGH.
AGREED ON THE FIRST PART. GLAD MINE IS GONE.
i'm glad! i mean that genUinely. i'll be very interested to learn more aboUt yoU, and *very* interested in seeing how the varioUs caliborns interact with yoU. ...er, oh, yes, an oddity aboUt this site is that mUltiple timelines and timeframes seem to converge. i, for example, am typing this millions of years in yoUr past!
THE FUCKED PART IS THAT I USED TO LIKE THE WORD CALAMITY. THEN THAT BITCH HAD TO RUIN THAT TOO. WELL. YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE SHE’S DOING WELL, SO THAT IF WE EVER MEET AGAIN I CAN RUIN IT ALL FOR HER.
i'm cUrioUs, who else here is over 40? this site does seem a yoUng people's clUb sometimes.
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
I HAVE ARMED THE SALAMANDER WITH A TOMMYGUN.
YOU GIVE YOUR PET BITCH A LITTLE BIT OF EXTRA LENGTH ON THE LEASH, AND HE WILL TAKE IT A MILE. I SEE HOW IT IS.
I'M NOT YOUR DUDE, DUDE.
MEENAH. I'M GOING TO PUT MY HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER AND STARE DEEP INTO YOUR EYES WITH MY OWN CHARMING, ENTRANCING, POOLBALL EYEBALLS WHEN I TELL YOU THIS. THOSE ARE NOT FUCKING GRUBS.
HORRORTERROR "THREAT". LOL. LMAO, EVEN.
Though variants of my lord in various stages of his life are present on this site, and as their soldier and servant I serve them all when called upon, I will note that the specific permutation of my lord that will be brought into this reality upon my death- after which he will, of course, travel to make himself present in all eras of it- has not made himself known on this platform.
ALS0 UNRELATEDLY. WHERE M1GHT A R0B0T ACQU1RE CL0CKW0RK MAJYYKS.
QUITE, CROWBAR. VERY BONITA.
I FEEL EXTREMELY MOTHERHONKING BONITA.
NO MORE WHIMSY IS ALLOWED TODAY. YOU HAVE ALL. EXPENDED IT. WITH YOUR GREED!
HANG ON. I HAVE GOTTEN A DELIVERY. OF FINE MEATS. THAT I MUST FEAST ON MOMENTARILY. BUT I WILL RETURN.
I MISCLICKED. ON THE FOLLOW BUTTON. STOP THAT!
MANY PEOPLE. SEEM DISPLEASED. WITH MY ARRIVAL. I KNOW. YOU ARE DEVASTATED AT MY INTENSE "AURA". KNOW HOWEVER. THAT NO OTHER VERSION OF ME. IS BETTER THAN. ME!!!!!
@naughtyTechnician https://i.imgur.com/qhRG31s.png #NSFW #NOT-ACTuALLY #JuST-FuNNIER #IF-ONE-HAS-TO-CLICK
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
I HAVE HEARD THERE QuESTIONS. ABOuT CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. IS THIS ACCuRATE? I THOuGHT THIS SHIT WAS ELEMENTARY. BuT IF THERE IS AN INTEREST. I WILL BE THE MAESTRO. CONDuCTING THE SYMPHONY OF ANSWERS. HuMMED ON ALL YOuR uNLEARNED LIPS.
I HAVE THE SEX GENES OF A STALLION. FROM A FACTORY. I CHEW AND SPIT OuT THE GLuE THAT WAS SuPPOSED TO BECOME OF ME. I AM BEYOND MENTAL ILLNESS. I'M SICKER THAN THAT. NOTHING COuLD REGRESS ME. MY INNER CHILD IS A MOTHERFuCKING OuTIE.
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If my alternate timeline self is out there somewhere, I just hope she doesn't have ugly blunt bangs. #BitCringe - MC Oleana
CAN YOu EAT PuSSIES LIKE THAT.
OuTER INNER CIRCLE. NOW HAS ITS OWN WATER COOLER. WITH REAL ACTuAL WATER. AND FREQuENTLY STOCKED CuPS. THERE IS A THANK YOu NOTICE POSTED OuTSIDE. IT LOOKS LIKE A WANTED POSTER. BuT IT IS NOT. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CAN READ. IT SAYS. LLEVYN BLAIDD. LOYALIST OF THE MONTH. FOR THE GOAT. WHO IS NEVER WASHED. BuT COuLD uSE A RINSE. EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.
Hi!!! Gentleman here!!! Typically I dxn't sniff pexple in public... Nxt unless the fine dame in questixn requests I dx sx... I wxuld recxmmend refraining unless in private!!! At which pxint yxu request frxm her the privilege... That's just what I think thxugh!!! (PS!!! Shxuld I tag this #nsfw???)
WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW.
I THINK THE OuTER INNER CIRCLE. HAS A NEW MEMBER. WELCOME HECATE ATROPO. THE MuCH DESERVING DARK CONSECRATOR OF SICK AS ALL HELL BELIEFS AND IDEAS.
Whats that even mean man
GOD FuCKING DAMNIT. MY STRESS RELIEF. EMOTIONAL SuPPORT. SHOOTING PEOPLE GuN.
HAVE YOu EVER GOTTEN A GuN CONFISCATED BY THE FANGED. ALL GNAWING. NOOKERN DENTATA. OF A COLD HEARTED BITCH. WHO THINKS SHE IS BEING CLEVER. JuST BECAuSE SHE IS TECHNICALLY CAPABLE OF IT. I BET THE COMFORT GRIP. IS GOING TO BE CHEWED CLEAN THROuGH. uNCONTESTED. uNCONTROLLABLE FEMALE POWER. IS GREASY AS FuCK. AND GAY. I HATE IT. I SHOuLD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT PEOPLE. GOING TO GO SHOOT PEOPLE ABOuT IT.
↘️i will not be rivaled in the office by someone with a blunt bang.↘️
IF I SEE ONE MORE. GOOFY ASS. DITSY DIPSHIT. FuCKING BLITHERING SIMPLETON. GIVE ME AN uNWANTED DISCLOSuRE. OF THEIR AGE. AS IF TO GuILT ME. FOR MISSING ALL THE CHANCES I HAD. TO GIFT THEM A BuLLET. ON THEIR SuPERFLuOuSLY MANY PREVIOuS BIRTHDAYS SuRVIVED. I AM GOING TO GO FuCKING APESHIT. NOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOu ARE. ON MY ADuLTS ONLY WEBSITE. YOu ARE HERE. OR YOu WILL BE ESCORTED. OFF THE PREMISES. LIKE THE BuMFuCK. BEGGARDLY AGED. DAYCARE DODGER. YOu ARE. STOP TALKING ABOuT IT. OR I AM FREEZING YOuR AGE WHEREVER IT IS NOW. VIA BELATED BuLLET BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
well, i can certainly say there are other me’s! i’m still getting to know them a bit, bUt the one i’ve spoken to seems to have a lovely life. even a daUghter! not that i like every aspect, of coUrse. bUt perfection is rare.
BITCHES WILL GET SO UPSET. SO TERRITORIAL. WAILING. CRYING. HYSTERICAL. "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU STABBED MY MAN A LITTLE. AND MADE A FEW THREATS. THAT IS BASICALLY PAILING." THE WHOLE TIME. THE SAME AUDACIOUS SLUT WILL BE CUDDLING A DOLL OF THE MEGABRAIN THAT FORMED YOU INTO A LIVING WEAPON. TO HER CHEATING LYING WHORING HEAVING BOSOM. #SOMEPROLIFICAUTHORSICOULDMENTION #NSFW
THERE WILL NOT. BE A BED. CAPABLE OF SuPPORTING MY WEIGHT. MADE HEAVIER. BY THE NuMBER OF MY TEARS. SHED ACCOMPANYING. WAH. WAH. BOO BOO. HOO HOO.
:o) That did not end as I anticipated :o) But I am pleased all the same. :o) Thank you to all attendees of the #TeaParty :o) May we all dance in Double Death together. :o) I will not be participating in day three. :o) As my chucklevoodoos have been exhausted :o) And I feel as close to death's door :o) As I have in millennia.
you have no idea what the fuck i just went through get the fuck off my post!
i hate this stupid job!
THIS FuCKING. PSYCHO COLONIAL. ON A COLONY OF MADNESS. OF THEIR OWN. IS SPITTING SICK FuCKING WISDOMS. AND ALL SHOuLD. ABSOLuTELY. TAKE NOTES.
:o) It shall be done, my Lord. :o) Everything and anything to please you.
PERHAPS IT IS SO. BuT. RANKMAID'S INFLuENCE. ESPECIALLY OVER LESSER. HORNIER MINDS. CANNOT BE DENIED. THE DuALITY IS IMPORTANT. I AM A CHERuB OF MANY FACES. I AM ONLY REQuESTING. NO. DEMANDING. THAT THIS SKANK HOE. DELVES INTO BOTH. GIANT SERPENT MOuTHS THAT EAT PEOPLE. AND THE SOFT WINGS THAT CARESS. AND TRACE. THEIR FAINT OuTLINES. SLITHERING DOWN GLuTTONOuS THROATS. WE ARE A COMPLICATED LOT. uS CHERuBIANS.
:o) Calm yourself, my Lord. :o) The Rankmaid has not depicted such acts of violence :o) Merely because she is trying to appeal to your sensibilities :o) Your predilection towards the soft and tender :o) Your Rage is known to all, yes :o) But only your truest, most dedicated know of your Mercy :o) Your softer side. Your various angles. :o) She meant no harm, sir.
THAT HERETICAL? WOW. THE CRITICS ARE SNARLING.
i think i habe trollvid
OH GOOD. YOu'RE HERE. JuMP THIS FOOL FOR ME. IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN WITHOLD THE MuCH DESERVED. PART TWO. YES. YESSS. OKAY. I AM READING YOuR COMMENT NOW. YEAH YEAH YEAH. SOMETHING SOMETHING. SuBBY APOLOGIES. CLIMAX. OH GOOD WORD. FuCKING. YEAH SuSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. BASICALLY WHAT I SAID. GAPER. FLuSH. OHOHOH. A SHIT METAPHOR. GNARLY. VERY GOOD. MY RAGE IS FELT BY OTHERS. SEE? SEE. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. WHERE ARE THE GIANT SNAKES. DO NOT IMPLY THEM. THEY MuST BE PROMINENT. THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE TO MY CuLTuRE. I THINK. YEP. THERE IT IS. A LITTLE. SINGLE TEAR. FLEEING DOWN THE SIDE OF MY FACE. OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOu DONE. IT'S SHOOTING. LIKE IF A BuLLET COuLD BE FIRED FROM A GuN. A TEAR.
DO NOT THINK YOu CAN DEFY ME. I AM A MENACE WHEN I WANT TO BE.
I CAN'T ENDORSE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. GOMENNASAI. YOUR POSTS ARE USUALLY PEAK. AS IN. ACHIEVING THE CLIMAX. OF HIGH ART AND LITERATURE. HOWEVER. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SUSPEND DISBELIEF IN THIS SITUATION. IF YOU HAD SEEN. THE THINGS I'VE SEEN. WELL. YOU WOULD TAKE THIS "FLUSH FIC." AND "FLUSH" IT DOWN THE GAPER. ALL YOUR HAIR WOULD INSTANTLY BLEACH. FROM THE FLOOD OF STRESS HORMONES. ENTERING YOUR BLOODSTREAM. AND YOU WOULD BE RENDERED STERILE. FROM ALL YOUR BODY'S RESOURCES. IMMEDIATELY REDIRECTING. TO ANIMAL FLEEING INSTINCT. @CALIBORN FACT CHECK.
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I THINK I PEED A LITTLE. FROM HOW HARD I BEAT MY CHEST. WITH RIB FRACTuRING DISBELIEF. AND POuNDING. FROM MY TIGHTLY KNuCKLED TO-FuCKING-GETHER-FISTS. I ALMOST RIPPED OFF. ONE OF MY OWN ARMS. AS A SET OF STRINGY. GORY. HELLACIOuS FuCKCHuCKS. THAT I SPuN AROuND. WITH MASTERFuL PRECISION. BEFORE SWINGING AT MY COMPTuER IN GODDAMN DISBELIEF. ACTuALLY WHAT IS THIS SOFT SHIT. WHY IS THE SMALLER PARTY NOT OBLITERATED. AND CRuSHED INTO A GORY DEMISE. WHERE IS THE IMMERSION. WHERE IS THE DEATH. THIS IS A "PART ONE". RIGHT? RIGHT SKANKMAID? YOu FuCKING SLuT? I AM TALKING TO YOu. WITH MY MAXIMuM VOLuME. MY RAGE CAN BE HEARD THROuGHOuT ALL THE COSMOS. DO NOT. THINK YOu CAN. SLIP THIS ONE BY ME.
WHAT THE FuCK IS THIS.