♠ hated by @autotelicAugury
↘️i will not be rivaled in the office by someone with a blunt bang.↘️
IF I SEE ONE MORE. GOOFY ASS. DITSY DIPSHIT. FuCKING BLITHERING SIMPLETON. GIVE ME AN uNWANTED DISCLOSuRE. OF THEIR AGE. AS IF TO GuILT ME. FOR MISSING ALL THE CHANCES I HAD. TO GIFT THEM A BuLLET. ON THEIR SuPERFLuOuSLY MANY PREVIOuS BIRTHDAYS SuRVIVED. I AM GOING TO GO FuCKING APESHIT. NOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOu ARE. ON MY ADuLTS ONLY WEBSITE. YOu ARE HERE. OR YOu WILL BE ESCORTED. OFF THE PREMISES. LIKE THE BuMFuCK. BEGGARDLY AGED. DAYCARE DODGER. YOu ARE. STOP TALKING ABOuT IT. OR I AM FREEZING YOuR AGE WHEREVER IT IS NOW. VIA BELATED BuLLET BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
well, i can certainly say there are other me’s! i’m still getting to know them a bit, bUt the one i’ve spoken to seems to have a lovely life. even a daUghter! not that i like every aspect, of coUrse. bUt perfection is rare.
BITCHES WILL GET SO UPSET. SO TERRITORIAL. WAILING. CRYING. HYSTERICAL. "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU STABBED MY MAN A LITTLE. AND MADE A FEW THREATS. THAT IS BASICALLY PAILING." THE WHOLE TIME. THE SAME AUDACIOUS SLUT WILL BE CUDDLING A DOLL OF THE MEGABRAIN THAT FORMED YOU INTO A LIVING WEAPON. TO HER CHEATING LYING WHORING HEAVING BOSOM. #SOMEPROLIFICAUTHORSICOULDMENTION #NSFW
:o) That did not end as I anticipated :o) But I am pleased all the same. :o) Thank you to all attendees of the #TeaParty :o) May we all dance in Double Death together. :o) I will not be participating in day three. :o) As my chucklevoodoos have been exhausted :o) And I feel as close to death's door :o) As I have in millennia.
you have no idea what the fuck i just went through get the fuck off my post!
i hate this stupid job!
concept (part 2): but there is no hate like cherubian love there is no horror akin to the tearing of green flesh to reveal scales upon scales upon scales the gaping maw of an angel set to devour you whole you are eviscerated and the suffering is immeasurable as it is irresistible swallowed and crushed by mere essence alone and yet still you feel your bones breaking your blood spilling the ash of your own meat filling your mouth there is no fight to be had against 93 million miles of destruction you will be reduced to an anatomic level only to be expanded back into a willing and able vessel the sensation is as indescribable as it is agonizingly fulfilling filling you as it empties you of everything, core ablaze with a radiant white gold that unmakes as it creates an eldritch conception in which your being is so thoroughly dominated you are destroyed beyond destruction, recreated into that which houses what you were unmade to carry breeding hate envelops you so completely it is unlike anything imaginable, penetrating every cell in your body with a sloppy pitchcoded plap you are bred thick, twisted, deadly, disgusting, swollen with the agony of the egg (tags: Reader/Cherub, cross species breeding, cherubplay, snake sex, black hole, blackhole, #nsfw, #violence, #nsfwe, #body-horror, vore adjacent, oviposition, breeding, blackrom, redrom to blackrom, pitchfic, extreme size difference, hyper size difference, like im not really sure there is a name for this kind of extreme macro play, archive rating: E)
:o) It shall be done, my Lord. :o) Everything and anything to please you.
PERHAPS IT IS SO. BuT. RANKMAID'S INFLuENCE. ESPECIALLY OVER LESSER. HORNIER MINDS. CANNOT BE DENIED. THE DuALITY IS IMPORTANT. I AM A CHERuB OF MANY FACES. I AM ONLY REQuESTING. NO. DEMANDING. THAT THIS SKANK HOE. DELVES INTO BOTH. GIANT SERPENT MOuTHS THAT EAT PEOPLE. AND THE SOFT WINGS THAT CARESS. AND TRACE. THEIR FAINT OuTLINES. SLITHERING DOWN GLuTTONOuS THROATS. WE ARE A COMPLICATED LOT. uS CHERuBIANS.
:o) Calm yourself, my Lord. :o) The Rankmaid has not depicted such acts of violence :o) Merely because she is trying to appeal to your sensibilities :o) Your predilection towards the soft and tender :o) Your Rage is known to all, yes :o) But only your truest, most dedicated know of your Mercy :o) Your softer side. Your various angles. :o) She meant no harm, sir.
i think i habe trollvid
OH GOOD. YOu'RE HERE. JuMP THIS FOOL FOR ME. IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN WITHOLD THE MuCH DESERVED. PART TWO. YES. YESSS. OKAY. I AM READING YOuR COMMENT NOW. YEAH YEAH YEAH. SOMETHING SOMETHING. SuBBY APOLOGIES. CLIMAX. OH GOOD WORD. FuCKING. YEAH SuSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. BASICALLY WHAT I SAID. GAPER. FLuSH. OHOHOH. A SHIT METAPHOR. GNARLY. VERY GOOD. MY RAGE IS FELT BY OTHERS. SEE? SEE. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. WHERE ARE THE GIANT SNAKES. DO NOT IMPLY THEM. THEY MuST BE PROMINENT. THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE TO MY CuLTuRE. I THINK. YEP. THERE IT IS. A LITTLE. SINGLE TEAR. FLEEING DOWN THE SIDE OF MY FACE. OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOu DONE. IT'S SHOOTING. LIKE IF A BuLLET COuLD BE FIRED FROM A GuN. A TEAR.
I CAN'T ENDORSE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. GOMENNASAI. YOUR POSTS ARE USUALLY PEAK. AS IN. ACHIEVING THE CLIMAX. OF HIGH ART AND LITERATURE. HOWEVER. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SUSPEND DISBELIEF IN THIS SITUATION. IF YOU HAD SEEN. THE THINGS I'VE SEEN. WELL. YOU WOULD TAKE THIS "FLUSH FIC." AND "FLUSH" IT DOWN THE GAPER. ALL YOUR HAIR WOULD INSTANTLY BLEACH. FROM THE FLOOD OF STRESS HORMONES. ENTERING YOUR BLOODSTREAM. AND YOU WOULD BE RENDERED STERILE. FROM ALL YOUR BODY'S RESOURCES. IMMEDIATELY REDIRECTING. TO ANIMAL FLEEING INSTINCT. @CALIBORN FACT CHECK.
I THINK I PEED A LITTLE. FROM HOW HARD I BEAT MY CHEST. WITH RIB FRACTuRING DISBELIEF. AND POuNDING. FROM MY TIGHTLY KNuCKLED TO-FuCKING-GETHER-FISTS. I ALMOST RIPPED OFF. ONE OF MY OWN ARMS. AS A SET OF STRINGY. GORY. HELLACIOuS FuCKCHuCKS. THAT I SPuN AROuND. WITH MASTERFuL PRECISION. BEFORE SWINGING AT MY COMPTuER IN GODDAMN DISBELIEF. ACTuALLY WHAT IS THIS SOFT SHIT. WHY IS THE SMALLER PARTY NOT OBLITERATED. AND CRuSHED INTO A GORY DEMISE. WHERE IS THE IMMERSION. WHERE IS THE DEATH. THIS IS A "PART ONE". RIGHT? RIGHT SKANKMAID? YOu FuCKING SLuT? I AM TALKING TO YOu. WITH MY MAXIMuM VOLuME. MY RAGE CAN BE HEARD THROuGHOuT ALL THE COSMOS. DO NOT. THINK YOu CAN. SLIP THIS ONE BY ME.