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Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.

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SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore

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https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.

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FINE. FUCK. I’LL *TRY* BRING…FRIENDLY.

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What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png

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Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.

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I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.

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THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.

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... :(

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Just get off my post.

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Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.

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An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!

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Regrettably.

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@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B

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... Thank you.

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Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png

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I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana

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Ö-> I am cönsidering peeking in+ö differen+ +imelines +ö see wha+ +hings löök like. Öu+ öf curiösi+y, nö+ +ö +amper wi+h +hings and cause paradöxes.

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Ugh.   I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana

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SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.

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I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS, AND BY NÓ FUCKING MEANS ARE YOU GONNA BE THE FIRST.

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38) I )(ave been asked w)(at my pawliseas would be! I’m s)(ore you )(ave, and I’m more t)(an )(appy to cast t)(is net wide! 1. No more )(emospectrum! It's just gone! 38) -Except, of course, my position as -Empress. All of t)(e ot)(er )(eiresses were culled before my ascension. T)(ere is no alternative aut)(ority! -Eridan's recent uprising )(as ensured t)(is was necessary! 2. Imperial Culling )(as been dismantled over t)(e past few weeks! T)(ere is no need for population control! Random executions, failure-based culling, state-sanctioned slaug)(ter quotas, t)(res)(ecutioner regiments, all gone! -Equius Za)()(ak )(as been tasked wit)( altering all imperial drones as penance for )(is role in t)(e Great Flood! 3. An all new justice system! I )(ave delegated a new court of justices in replacement of t)(e old legislacerator )(ierarc)(y. )(elmed by t)(e Scourge )(erself, Terezi Pyrope! 4. Orp)(aning is no longer necessary. We are going to engage in carbon neutral lusus replacement programs to ensure t)(at Gl'bgolyb never goes )(ungry and grubs never go wit)(out care! 5. I )(ave put an end to t)(e decentralized military powers all across t)(e planet. -Eac)( leader was interviewed one by one by me. 38) It's w)(y I've been so busy. T)(ey were ordered to eit)(er submit, or, join t)(e Imperial Military. 6. Brood System Over)(auls! More regional caverns, artificial incubation, and we are looking into ways to adjust our reproductive system and reliance on mot)(ergrubs. 7. No more fear-based )(ierarc)(y climbing! I s)(oaldn't )(ave to tell you t)(is, boat you s)(ould be on your own merits of value, not your vague ability to intimid8! 8. My Coral Court now consists of a troll from eac)( caste! Including Karkat Vantas, w)(ose mutant status is no longer criminalized! 38) )(owebba., Don't t)(ink I've lost my fangs. I've culled many to ac)(ieve t)(ese social programs. Naut everyone bent t)(eir knee. -Even -Erifin is in prison still. )(e'll probubbly stay t)(ere until I forgive )(im! Subjuggulators are t)(e biggest t)(reat, given t)(is goes against our treaty wit)( t)(em t)(roug)( t)(e old -Empress. Boat. I don't care. T)(ey are relics and monsters. 38) Let t)(e tide take t)(em! #violence #CoralCourt #)(ig)(TidePolicy #NoMoreCulling #DeScaled-Empire #CurrentOfJustice #Anc)(orT)(eT)(rone #ReeledIn #FullSailForward #OceanwideOrder #NoMoreSmallFry #Sc)(oolNotSlaug)(ter #TideTurned #BalancedWaters #Imperial)(arbor #C)(artT)(eDept)(s #AllCastesAllCurrents #NoMoreC)(um #-EmpressFlow #SeaC)(ange

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MANY PEOPLE. SEEM DISPLEASED. WITH MY ARRIVAL. I KNOW. YOU ARE DEVASTATED AT MY INTENSE "AURA". KNOW HOWEVER. THAT NO OTHER VERSION OF ME. IS BETTER THAN. ME!!!!!

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CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu

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- HAHAHAHA. OK. OK. I UNDERSTAND NOW. I UNDERSTAND THE GENERAL CONSENSUS OF THE PUBLIC. LOL. 🤣🤣🤣 POLL IS CLOSED. I KNOW WHAT SIZE SECURITY MOAT, TO BUILD NOW. THANKS. MEETING ADJOURNED. MINUTES COUNTED. NO NOTES NECESSARY. https://i.ibb.co/vCbfZ44r/IMG-9409.jpg

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- HAHAHA. I SAID OK! 🤣🤣🤣🤣✋✋✋ https://i.ibb.co/RGqdrx6j/IMG-9405.jpg

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heart dis post if u can see my profile pic dimond it if u cant -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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"= i also relate to that, uh, lack of sensation before, i don't experience 'thrills' as much anymore. just like you, and surprise, me and risk. this site allows me some of that :) ="

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THIS FuCKING. PSYCHO COLONIAL. ON A COLONY OF MADNESS. OF THEIR OWN. IS SPITTING SICK FuCKING WISDOMS. AND ALL SHOuLD. ABSOLuTELY. TAKE NOTES.

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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PEOPLE PITY REACT THAT CHIT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING SMART!

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YOU PITY REACTED A CHIT FROM DAYS AGO THAT I EXPLICITLY ASKED PEOPLE NOT TO PITY REACT?! @GUTSYGUMSHOE THIS IS A NEW FUCKING LOW!

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tHERE AREN'T ANY! i'M BEING TAKEN, oUT OF CONTEXT SO IT LOOKS LIKE, i AM A SHOE PERVERT WHO LIKES, nAKED GIRLS IN SHOES! #NSFW

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