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hmm lets see. some bunnies are nibblers and some bunnies are svwallowvers. you strike me as more of a nibbler, but if you can make this carrot disappear, ill play you an unreleased song from my upcoming ep.
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
yeah, ill call that one. kanaya vwins, disciple is outies. sorry meumeu. i think thats... all the leijons gone in round 1? ouch. i get it though. okay, final match of round 1, then i can post the updated brackets for the #cronusbabeoff rose lalonde. shepherd constern. cmon. you all knovw vwhat to do. <3 or <> for constern <3< or c3< for rosie
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
I shant…..
Y’know, the raisins kinda look like If you squint No, I shant say.
the tone was supposed to be in shock, as if i was unaware
You look like you’re about to give the worlds most awful prostate exam.
I love doing concerning shit unbeknownst to my loved ones.
A lxaner? Then I guess we're xppxsites. Yxu give mxney... I take it. By any means necessary.
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Llet it not be said that Lllevyn Bllaidd does not still drop nucllear grade weaponry upon the foollish. Gaze upon my works, ye Mighty, and Despair.
she put an exclaimation mark next to my name and not luca's, what does that mean was it a #nothingburger or an #everythingbagel