KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX
@carbolicGalvanologist
AT THE BEHEST OF EVERY BAWLING, WHINING, HEAR DUCT-GRATING, SPONGE-AGGRIEVING, NIGH-INSUFFERABLE SACK OF STEAMING-HOT GUTWASTE TO BEG ME TO DO THIS, HERE I AM. EMPLOYED FULL-TIME BY THE FELT.
「DAMARA MEGIDO’S TOP 10 ANIME. VERY RARE. VERY BEAUTIFUL. VERY BAD FOR NORMAL PEOPLE. 10. “LOWBLOOD WITCH GETS ONE BAD DEAL AND INVENTS FEMINISM THROUGH HALLUCINATION” A TERRIBLE BEAUTIFUL WITCH MOVIE. LIKE IF A MEDIEVAL PAINTING GOT SICK WITH FEVER AND STARTED MOANING ABOUT OPPRESSION. VERY OLD. VERY CURSED. VERY WOMAN-BEING-DESTROYED-BY-SOCIETY-CORE. 9. “GIRL PROTECTS MYSTERY ORB WHILE SOME CLOAKED ASSHOLE RUINS THE VIBE” WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING THEN EVERYTHING. A GIRL CARRIES AN EGG. A MAN ASKS QUESTIONS. FISH SHADOWS SOMETIMES. GOD MIGHT BE DEAD. 8. “TWO GIRLS LEARN THE IMPORTANT LESSON THAT EXISTING IS USUALLY FATAL” UGLY LITTLE HORROR OVA. VERY MEAN. VERY STRANGE. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE MADE IT AFTER EATING BAD SOPOR SLIME. NO COMFORT. ONLY PUNISHMENT. 7. “TINY CHITIN CIVILIANS DISCOVER THEIR LANDLORD IS THE CONSTERN WITH A SHOE” LIVE-ACTION APARTMENT PLUS ANIMATED COCKROACH SOCIETY. TROLLS ARE APOCOLYPTIC GODS. ROACHES FUCK. EVERYONE SUFFERS. ALTERNIAN PREMIER CONTENT. HONESTLY. 6. “TEN SPACE NERDS AND ONE POSSIBLE MURDER BONUS TROLL” OLD SCI-FI MYSTERY ABOUT CADETS ON A SHIP. EXCEPT. THERE'S AN EXTRA ONE. GENDER AFFIRMING. VERY GOOD. 5. “SEVERAL IDIOTS RUN FROM A ROBOT BECAUSE THE ANIMATOR TOOK STIMULANTS” YES. 4. “THREE BAD DREAMS FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK CITIES ARE NORMAL” ANTHOLOGY SHORTS. CYBERPUNK. HORROR. EVIL. 3. “OLD NOBLE PERVERT REMEMBERS BEING HOT AND MAKES IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM” HE IS JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL. 2. “WHOLE PLANET GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND STILL MANAGES TO BE ANNOYING” JUST LIKE HOME. MAKES ME SICK. I LOVE IT. ALMOST THE BEST MOVIE. 1. “COURT NOBLE COLLECTS QUADRANT PROBLEMS LIKE FIDUSPAWN CARDS AND DIES FROM BEING AESTHETIC” SLOW. ELEGANT. HAUNTED BY EMOTIONAL CONSEQUENCES. ARISTOCRATS MAKING TERRIBLE ROMANTIC DECISIONS IN DIM ROOMS. THE PAIN IS SUBTLE. THIS IS WORSE. HONORABLE MENNTIONS: “KITTEN WALKS THROUGH AFTERLIFE AND EVERYONE PRETENDS THIS IS FINE” MAKES ME SAD.」
"GIRL PROTECTS MYSTERY ORB WHILE SOME CLOAKED ASSHOLE RUINS THE VIBE" IS A CERTIFIED CLASSIC. NOBODY CAN SIT THEIR ASS DOWN IN A MEANING-RIPE LACUNA OF SILENCE FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS WITHOUT BREAKING THEIR OWN SPONGECASE OPEN WITH THE CRACKING END OF A RIFLEKIND WEAPON BECAUSE EVERYONE IS A FUCKING IPAD WIGGLER WITH NO ABILITY TO DELAY GRATIFICATION, NOW. THERE ARE SOME ANIMATED MOVIES YOU HAVE TO LET HATCH AT THEIR OWN PACE. INSTEAD OF SMASHING THEM OPEN LIKE AN OINKBEAST BANK YOU'VE ONLY PUT ONE CAEGAR INTO BEFORE IT HAS A CHANCE TO COOL OFF FROM YOUR HOT LITTLE PRONG. ALSO, IT'S A SMASH HIT BY THAT ARTIST. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT PEOPLE ONLY EVER SEEM TO RECOGNIZE WHEN YOU PUT HIS NAME NEXT TO "A FUTURISTIC MAGITECH FANTASY WHERE BEAUTIFUL THREE-DIMENSIONAL BOYS WITH INSANE HAIR FIGHT WORLD-ENDING DRAGONS AND ONE-WINGED AURA FARMERS WITH WHITE HAIR WITH SWORDS THAT ARE ALSO GUNS," OR "A HALF-TROLL, HALF RAINBOW-DRINKER IN A COOL HAT WITH A DISGUSTING, FACE-SHAPED TUMOR ON HIS PRONG TROTS AROUND ON A BIOPUNK HOOFBEAST FIGHTING OTHER RAINBOW DRINKERS IN A BOMBED-OUT POST-APOCALYPSE: BLOODLUST." I WOULD HAVE RANKED IT HIGHER, BUT I'LL FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE SOME OF THESE OTHER OPTIONS SOUND LIKE THEY'RE DEFINITELY WORTH A WATCH. YOU'RE ON THIN ICE, MEGIDO. BUT YOU'RE SKATING SOME FIGURE-EIGHTS, HERE. I'M INTRIGUED.
「YOU KNOW BALL. BALLS EVEN. BUT EVENTUALLY. YOU MAY KNOW MY SPHERES. INSTEAD. IF YOU KEEP SPEAKING LIKE THAT.」
「DOWN, STRIPED PURRBEAST. DE ARINSU.」 SORRY. FORCE OF HABIT. I LEARNED EAST ALTERNIAN WHILE I WAS IN THE TROLL EDO PERIOD. STILL GETTING IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
「DO NOT APOLOGIZE. IT IS A PERFECTLY APT TRANSLATION. VERY FORMAL, VERY RESPECTFUL, YOU MAY PUT IT ON A CERTIFICATE. YOU UNDERSTAND MY EGG MOVIE. THAT IS RARE. MOST ENCOUNTER IT AND BEGIN CHEWING AT THEIR LIPS LIKE NERVOUS BARKBEASTS WITH TIGHT COLLARS. THEY CANNOT LET THE SYMBOL SIT. THEY CANNOT LET IT BREATHE. THEY WANT TO SCROLL A LORE WIKI, AS THEY DANGLE FROM THE CEILING LIKE SWINGBEASTS. I DO NOT FEED THEM THEIR LITTLE BOWL OF EXPLANATION SLOP. IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ITSELF. EXPLANATION WOULD KILL THE MOVIE. IT IS NOT A PUZZLEBOX. IT IS MY VASE. MY FUNERAL VASE THAT WHEN I EXPLAIN IT, SHATTERS AND NO PRIZE COMES OUT. AND YES. AMANO. BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. EVERYONE RECOGNIZES HIM WHEN HE DRAWS A PRETTY-HAIRED. WAR CRIMINALS. OR HAT WEARING PARASITES. BUT WHEN HE MAKES A GIRL WALK THROUGH THE TWIN DEITY'S EMPTY AQUARIUM, CARRYING THE UNBORN MATRIORB METAPHOR, SUDDENLY EVERYONE ACTS LIKE ART HISTORY IS ASSAILING THEM. I ONLY RANKED IT LOW, BECAUSE IF I PUT IT AT NUMBER ONE, TROLLS WOULD ASSUME THIS LIST HAD NORMAL TASTE. UNACCEPTABLE. THIS LIST NEEDS DISEASE AND TEETH. THE MOVIE DESERVES GREAT RESPECT. YOU MAY CONTINUE SPEAKING. VERY CAREFULLY.」
NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO SAY TO YOU. I WON'T PRETEND THAT I'VE SEEN EVERY SEPTIC, NECROSIS-BLACKENED ROTSLOG OF AN ANIMATED SNUFF FILM YOU'RE INTO ON THIS LIST, BUT IT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF BULLSHIT I LIKE. THESE STUPID, SCATPANNED ADULT BLUEY WATCHERS COULD *NEVER.* THE ONE ABOUT THE COCKROACHES SPEAKS TO ME IN A WAY I LIKE. I'LL GIVE THAT ONE A WATCH. AS FAR AS THE GRIMY, GREASY, AND BEFANGED PIECES OF EAST ALTERNIAN ANIMATED CINEMA GO, THERE'S ONE DIRECTOR WHO HAS THE HIGHEST TIER SUBSCRIPTION ACCESS TO THE DEPTHS OF MY RANCID BLACK PUSHER, AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE'S PRETTY WELL KNOWN FOR YET ANOTHER POPULAR "GOOD FOR HER" ANIME, MY FAVORITE WORK BY THIS DIRECTOR IS "THREE SLOVENLY, HIVELESS VAGRANTS DISCOVER A WIGGLER IN THE TRASH ON TWELFTH PERIGEE'S EVE AND ATTEMPT TO FIND ITS ORIGINAL GUARDIAN WHILE COMMENTING ON THE NATURE OF GUARDIANSHIP, LUSUSHOOD FAILURE, ABANDONMENT, AND THE INHERENT PITY FESTERING WITHIN THE DEPTH OF EVERY PUSHER." NO FUCKING SHIT, DAMARA. I WATCH IT EVERY TWELFTH PERIGEE'S. EVERY FUCKING TIME. IT NEVER GETS OLD.
「INVITE ME. NEXT TIME. IT IS A FAVORITE OF MINE AS WELL.」 「ALSO.」 「I AM DEEPLY IN LOVE "A SNAKE OIL SALESMAN CONTESTS AGAINST A MYRIAD OF SUPERNATURAL PERILS THAT TRULY ERUPT FROM THE HORRIFIC PASTS OF THE SUPPORTING CAST AND ONLY HE THROUGH HIS TALKING, MYTHICAL BLADE MY EXORCISE THE DEMON AFTER LEARNING THE THREE FACETS OF THAT SUPERNATURAL BEING'S EXISTENCE."」
FOR A SECOND, I CONFUSED THIS WITH "YET ANOTHER FUCKING HIVELESS VAGRANT (ALBEIT YOUNGER AND LESS SLOVENLY) ACCEPTS AN UNETHICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURE FROM A SUSPICIOUS MEDICAL STUDENT WHO WANTS TO TREPANATE HIS FUCKING SPONGECASE IN THE HOPES THAT HE WILL DEVELOP PSYCHIC POWERS, AND THE NARRATIVE BECOMES UNRELIABLE WHEN HE BEGINS TO PERCEIVE ELABORATE, METAPHOR-LADEN HALLUCINATIONS THAT ALLOW HIM DEEP AND PROFOUND INSIGHT INTO TOTAL STRANGERS THAT HE USES TO HELP THEM AND EVENTUALLY CONFRONT HIS PAST AS A LYING, CORPORATE SCUMBAG." I STAYED UP ALL FUCKING LIGHT TO READ THAT ONE. IT GOT ADAPTED INTO A LIVE ACTION MOVIE, A WHILE BACK. I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN IT, AS A MATTER OF FACT. MAYBE I'M WORRIED THEY'LL HAVE PISSED AND SHIT ALL OVER A DAMN GOOD STORY. BUT I'LL CONCEDE THAT I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN A MOVIE BY THAT TITLE. I'M NOT GOING TO MARCH MY ASS IN HERE AND PRETEND I'VE SEEN *EVERY* PIECE OF CINEMA WORTH TWO SHITS AND A FUCK, ANIMATED OR NOT. I'LL BE KEEPING A GANDERBULB ON YOU, DAMARA. IF YOU'RE EVER AROUND WHILE I'M RUNNING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB (#ABCC), I'LL NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU GET A TURN ON THE REMOTE. THESE DROOLING, LIMP-FRONDED INVERTEBRATES NEED SOME REAL FUCKING CULTURE TO SHOVE IN THEIR DISCRETIONLESS HUNGER TRAPS.
you know what? ive been evil jade and nice angie, im just going to be morally neutral mean angie now. fuck you all.
THIS IS THE MOST OBJECTIVELY CORRECT ANSWER I'VE EVER SEEN. HELL YES, HARLEY. HELL FUCKING YES.
You know something? Going through ★ll th★t trouble to m★ke our own custom cup, it's m★de me ★ppreci★te Cup Noodles even more. Perh★ps we truly c★n't improve upon perfection. It's not ★bout finding the single best ingredient. It's ★bout cr★fting th★t perfect blend of me★t, egg, ★nd shrimp. Th★t h★rmony of fl★vors is key. Ye★h, you're right. M★kes you ★ppreci★te how delicious these noodles re★lly ★re. I know I sure do.
麺の達人. FUCK. SORRY. IT JUST CAME OUT OF ME. I'M STILL HAVING TROLL EDO HICCUPS.
SHAME THAT YOU WEREN'T THERE AT VRISKA'S STUPID MUSIC PARTY ON THE WORLD WEDNESDAY THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKASS IN THE CHAT PUT ON VOCALOID SONGS UNTIL I PUT ON MITCHIE M'S CUP NOODLES MIKU ENTRY. I HATE THAT I KNOW THAT EXISTS. I HATE THAT I HAVE THIS FUCKING LORE.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「This is signed by handMaid "HELLO. HELLO. MY MAIDLING. DOORCHUD. DOORCHAN. I'M TAPPING MY TIN CUP. ON THE BARS OF MY CELL. BEGGING SLUTTILY. FOR THE DOORMAID BACKROOMS REVIEW. TO BE SLIPPED THROUGH THE GAP. AND DOWN MY NEEDY THROAT. AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. WHAT DID YOU THINK. " If you are need of my Backrooms Review so badly I can get it out for you sooner rather than later, it's a little difficult working it out but once it'll be long and a bit heavy when I get it out, I'm not particularly dexterous in my handling of large things so it'll be slow., so I hope you can consume it well in that casse. I'll have to do a spoiler review. . "ALSO. DO YOU PREFER CHALKBOX WITH THE BISHIE HAIR. OR NORMAL. I'M TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING TO HIM." Bishie Hair. It's quite the nice look on him. #suggestive? #nsfw?」
ANOTHER VOTE FOR BISHIEBOX. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST
HANDING A LANDMINE OFF TO SOMEONE ELSE TO PLANT, AND THEN DRAGGING ME OVER TO IT YOURSELF SO YOU CAN PUSH ME INTO THE BLAST RADIUS. YOU HAVE ALL THE SUBTLETY OF A PRIDE PERIGEE FLEET DREADNOUGHT PAINTED LIKE THE FUCKING RAINBOW. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FINE.
I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR REVIEW. LIKE A BARKBEAST AT THE DOOR. PANTING. DROOLING. BEGGING. AND SO ON. ALSO. I'M ORDERING YOU TO WATCH OBSESSION (2026). I'LL BE SKIPPING AHEAD. TO THE FUTURE WHERE YOU'VE SEEN IT. TO OBTAIN MORE OF YOUR. FRESH. RAW. HOT. MEDIA ANALYSIS.
WHAT? ARE YOU FUCKING *KIDDING* ME? OKAY. THE WORLD OF CINEPHILIA IS A VAST AND TEEMING TERRA INCOGNITA, RIPE FOR ANY OPINIONATED SNOTROCKET TO GET A SHOT IN ON. ANYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WRITE REVIEWS. BUT *OBSESSION (2026)?* LIKE FUCKING *HELL* I AM NOT WRITING THAT REVIEW, MYSELF. I HAD ZERO STAKES IN THIS CHITT UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT. YOU JUST FUCKED IT. FUCKED IT HARD. MY MIGHTY REVIEWSICKLE IS DRAWN. I WILL DELIVER MY SWIFTEST, DEEPEST WOUND. EXPECT IT FORTHWITH. BITCH.
IN LIEU OF A BETTER LIFE-UPDATE CHITT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT MY "LIFE" IS A LOOPING TORMENT NEXUS OF CLOGGED LOAD GAPERS AND MILDEW-ENCRUSTED TILES, I'LL JUST SAY THIS. I STILL HAVEN'T CUT MY HAIR, YET. THERE. ALL YOU SICK, OPINIONATED FUCKS WHO WANT ME TO KEEP IT DON'T HAVE TO MOURN ANYTHING, YET. I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT IN A FEW WIPES.
as much as I think the long hair looks nice, don't let our extremely loud opinions sway you. you'd rock any haircut !! also, good to see a sign of life from you
I KEEP MY PALMHUSK ON ME AT WORK. YOU KNOW, WHEN IT ISN'T FUCKING *BROKEN* FROM LANDING ON IT WHEN I FALL THROUGH TIME. I KNOW. I'VE HAD MY PRONGS FULL. THINGS ARE. DIFFERENT, NOW.
I'd say try to find a different pocket or something for it 8ut I think that might 8e kinda small dirt tu8ers at this point. things *are* different, now ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
MOVIE NIGHTS ARE GOING TO STICK AROUND. I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT MUCH. NO SWEATY GREEN ASSHOLE IS GOING TO WRENCH THAT STAPLE OUT OF MY CLAWS.
REMIND ME THAT WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR ME TO START ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WITH TIME POWERS LIKE A PROPER EVIL ASSHOLE AT THE EVIL ASSHOLE SYNDICATE, I'M GOING TO START WITH YOU. AWAIT MY SHITHIVE LEADER-RAGE BEAM ATTACK.
okay what the fuck ii2 up wiith karkat2 and long haiir on thii2 app ii2 iit becau2e the only way youre able two 2tart lookiing le22 liike an angry hedgebea2t ii2 after you 2tart beiing completely diivorced from the alpha tiimeliine
MY NORMAL HAIR IS *FINE.*
iif you compare every a2pect of your2elf two another a2pect of your2elf iit would look fiine karkat that2 why you gotta mea2ure the re2t of realiity two get a clue about where youre 2tandiing
OKAY. LET'S GET ONE THING *ABUNDANTLY* FUCKING CLEAR. IS THIS STRONG, BILE-FILLED CASE YOU'RE MAKING IN *OPPOSITION* TO THE IDEA OF ME WITH LONG HAIR, OR IN APPROVAL? BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING I LOOK LIKE SHIT NO MATTER WHAT, AND WHETHER TO START SENDING YOU HIGH-RESOLUTION .PNGS OF MY MIDDLE FINGERS.
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AVANT GARDE, MEET AVANT PARRY.
WE'RE LITERALLY AT NEAR-CAPACITY. THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR GETS THE GOLDEN FUCKING HONKBEAST. EVERYONE AFTER THAT CAN FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR THE WAITLIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS ONE AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT. PROBABLY AT A LATER TIMELINEZONE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, FOR ANYONE IN BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR SIMILAR. MR. NOBODY, ASSHOLES. THE FLAGSHIP PRIDE OF MY CURATED COLLECTION. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
CAPACITY REACHED. THE NEXT SHOWING WILL BE HELD AT "WHEN I FUCKING SAY SO" O' CLOCK. SHARP.
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL ADVERTISEMENT. THE FINAL. FUCKING. ADVERTISEMENT. UNTIL I START ACTUALLY SENDING OUT THE LINK. TONIGHT AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. SO BE WARNED. THIS SHIT GETS WEIRD. TENTATIVE START TIME IS AT 5 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME] *TODAY.* SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY RSVP'ED LIKE A RESPONSIBLE PACK OF FUCKWITS, SO YOU'LL BE RECEIVING PRIORITY INVITATIONS. AFTER THAT, THE LINK GOES OUT TO THE PUBLIC. MY HUNDRED-SWEEP NAP IS OVER. AND STOP ASKING ME WHETHER OR NOT I'VE CUT MY HAIR, YET. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
I ★m ★bout 50/50 on if I'll be ★ble to m★ke it, but I ★m honored to h★ve received ★n invite. ★lso welcome b★ck from the edo period.
i forget if i rsvvpd but im so there
I THINK I'VE SUCCESSFULLY WRUNG THE "DE ARINSUS" OUT OF MY SYSTEM TO THE POINT WHERE THEY'RE NO LONGER INVOLUNTARY. I'M CONSIDERING THIS AN IMPROVEMENT. YOU'LL RECEIVE A PRIORITY INVITE, REGARDLESS. ONE, BECAUSE I'M NEVER GOING TO TURN AWAY A CINEPHILE WITH THE GOOD FUCKING SENSE TO BROADEN THEIR TASTE IN *MY* SPHERE OF INFLUENCE, AND TWO, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN AN ONGOING BET WITH A CERTAIN ROYALBLOODED EAST ALTERNIAN MIKKADDO THAT THE BRUSH *IS,* IN FACT, MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, AND I THINK THAT THE SHITHIVE BANANAS GODLIKE WRITING OF THIS MOVIE COUNTS ABOUT AS MUCH AS MY DERIVATIVE ROMANTIC POETRY EVER DID. AND YOU'RE THE FUCKING SWORD TROLL. SO YOU CAN WEIGH IN ON WHAT INSTRUMENT IS BETTER AT EXCORIATING A PUSHER WHEN YOU'VE SEEN IT.
I WILL *LITERALLY* RUN THIS MOVIE A SECOND TIME IF WE HIT CAPACITY. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. YOU'RE WATCHING THIS ONE WITH ME IF I HAVE TO WATCH YOUR EAST ALTERNIAN ALTSELF SHOOT ME A *HUNDRED* FUCKING TIMES TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It certainly has been a minute, but if anyone wishes to join me once more on a fine spring and/or summer day in Central Park to partake in only one of my many pastimes, find me, I'm the one with the brown paper bag full of cyanide coated peanuts. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
THANK FUCK I'VE RETURNED TO AT LEAST *ONE* CONSISTENT STAPLE OF THIS TIMELINE. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. LEHRER.
some of u lookin like you boutta drop a 2 )(our video essay aboat weezer
OUT OF SPITE ALONE. I JUST MIGHT.
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ONE LIKE AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TROLL RIVERS CUOMO'S CLASSPECT, LAND, SPRITE, AND MODUS WOULD BE, AS WELL AS WHETHER OR NOT HE WOULD SURVIVE SBURB. THIS IS THE ONE TIME I'M WILLING TO DANCE LIKE A FUCKING MONKEYLUSUS IN FRONT OF YOU FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. BUT I WANT TO SEE THAT HEART REACT. I WANT TO SEE IT.
yea ocray ! dance seamonkey dance !!
EXPECT THIS IN *LONG FORM* IN THE NEAR FUTURE. STILL TAKING A NAP IN MAIDJAIL, BUT WHEN I GET OUT, IT'S ON FUCKING SIGHT.