KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX
@carbolicGalvanologist
IF YOU USE MY TITLE WHEN I'M NOT ACTIVELY INVOLVED IN A WORK-RELEVANT CAPACITY, PREPARE TO RECEIVE MY FIERY, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB BEAM. FROM ORBIT. EMPLOYED FULL-TIME BY THE FELT. ♦️🔒.♣️🔒.♠️🔒
I SWEAR I'M NOT SAYING THIS JUST BECAUSE I'M #SUBSTANCED TO HIGH HELL. I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THIS. LET IT BE KNOWN. LET THE WORLD FUCKING KNOW. THE MAIN ANTAGONIST OF SHERLOCK GNOMES IS @caliBorn. IF YOU THINK I'M WRONG, I WILL FORWARD YOU THE FUCKING MOVIE. DEAD ASS. #ABCC-PST #ABCC-CHATTR
Its true, and it's not also because I'm #substanced right now eitjer Sorry Big Boss Caliborn heheheh
@caliBorn Don't smash him to smithereens for this. I put this thought in his head to begin with.
FUN FACT: FEMALE GNOMES CAN TELEPORT IF THEY'RE RIGHTEOUSLY ANGERED BY A MARITAL SPAT. STILL HATE IT HERE. KICK IN FASTER, #SUBSTANCE. #ABCC-PST #ABCC-CHATTR
SIGH. OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING, NOW. MY LEAST ENTHUSIASTIC #GETIN OF ALL TIME, TRULY. #ABCC-PST #ABCC-CHATTR
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHITMONGRELS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THIS IS THE LEADER OF #ABCC SPEAKING. ONCE AGAIN, DESPITE ALL MY CAREFUL INSTRUCTIONS, THE STEWARDSHIP OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB AND ALL ITS GLORY FALLS TO ME. WHICH I'M HONESTLY FINE WITH, BECAUSE WHO BUT THE LEADER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME IS GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE IF I DON'T LEAD BY EXAMPLE. SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY AND HOW I SAY IT. I WILL BE HOSTING THE #ABCC-PST #WATCHPARTY OF: SHERLOCK GNOMES. I KNOW. I WOULD HURL MYSELF HORNFIRST INTO THE OPEN HOPPER OF A WOODCHIPPER BEFORE I SAT DOWN FOR THE ENTIRETY IF THIS MOVIE IF IT WASN'T THE LITERAL FIRST WIPE OF THE NEW ABCC. TROLL ELTON JOHN, STAY MY FURIOUS TYPESTUBS. I'M TRYING TO BE MERCIFUL. SO IT'S FUCKING #GNOMEWEEK. WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT. AND I PROMISE YOU THAT I DON'T LIKE IT. RATED PG (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE). COME ON. IT'S FUCKING SHERLOCK GNOMES. MOVIE STARTS AT 7 PM PST *SHARP*, SO YOU'LL WANT TO SHOW UP EARLY AND RSVP EVEN EARLIER. WHEN THE MOVIE STARTS, HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG *AND* THE #ABCC-PST TAG SO YOU CAN LIVEBLOG WITH ANY OTHER ASSHOLE WHO HAPPENS TO HOST THEIR OWN VIEWING (UNLIKELY, BUT WE'RE SETTING A PRECEDENT, HERE). AND HEY. GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, A FILM OF YOUR OWN THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SUBMIT, OR ANY OTHER REASON TO BOTHER THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND MY CABAL OF LOYAL FILMLEADERS, CHECK OUT THE OFFICIAL ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMAS SITE. ANYTHING YOU DON'T GET HERE WILL PROBABLY MAKE MARGINALLY MORE SENSE THERE. IF NOT, I CAN'T HELP YOU. I CAN ONLY DIAGNOSE YOU WITH STAGE FOUR DUMBFUCK DISEASE. REMEMBER — I CAN'T GUARANTEE I'LL BE THE ONE HOSTING THESE EVERY WIPE, ANYMORE. THE FUTURE OF ABCC IS IN YOUR GREASY, GORMLESS HANDS NOW, CHITTR. DO ME PROUD AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. RSVP BELOW WHILE SPACES LAST. AND #GETIN.
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON, OLD MAN. HAVEN'T YOU ENDURED ENOUGH GNOMES FOR ONE FUCKING LIFETIME. I FEEL LIKE I'M PUNCHING DOWN IF I SHOW THIS TO YOU, AFTER THE WIPE YOU'VE HAD.
(|:I was reaaaaaally hopin you would be hosting the non gnome one (|:I (|:I (|:I (|:I yeah ill be there ill follow my film leader wherever he may go!! even if where he go no person should (|:/
i even watched the prereqs and all reserving a spot
:33< mewll know ill be there X33
IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I DID THIS. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGLOBES, ARE YOU IN FOR ONE. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS THE LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB SPEAKING. LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SOMETHING. IT'S BEEN A DAMN LONG WAY HERE. FROM SHITTY, IMPROMPTU WATCH PARTIES THAT CLAWED THEIR WAY OUT OF THE DIGITAL LOAM LIKE THE DAYWALKERS OF YORE TO THE SINGLE MOST ACTIVE TAG I'M DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR, #ABCC HAS BEEN A WILD FUCKING RIDE. SO WILD THAT AGAINST MY BEST WISHES, THOUGH I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO HANG ONTO MY SWEET, CINEMATIC VICES, I HAD TO GIVE MY UGLY WIGGLER OF A FILM CLUB UP FOR ADOPTION. AND ITS MIXED-SPECIES LUSII, @therapistofThedeepone and @arsenicCatnaps NURTURED AND CARED FOR THAT UGLY WIGGLER WHILE I WAS GONE, EVEN WHILE IT WAS HAVING ITS SHITTY, TANTRUMATIC PUPASCENT PHASE AND FORCING THEM TO SIT THROUGH NOT ONE, BUT TWO OF THE SHITTIEST INSTALLMENTS IN A FRANCHISE THAT IS OTHERWISE SO DAMN GOOD. AND YET ABCC STANDS. IT STANDS TALL. IT STANDS PROUD. AND IT HAS PROVED THAT IT CAN STAND WITHOUT ME. CHITTR. THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU. #ABCC IS YOURS. NO, I'M NOT PUNTING IT OUT OF MY LIFE AND MOVING ON TO DO OTHER SHIT. I LIKE IT WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. BUT I *DO* NEED TO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO FUCK OFF AND HANDLE MY DISGUSTINGLY ANNOYING CHALKBOXLY DUTIES, NOW AND AGAIN. WELL. ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW. BUT I ALWAYS MEANT FOR ABCC TO BE *CHITTR'S* THING, NOT JUST *MY* THING. YOU GUYS HAVE PROVEN THAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU. THAT YOU LIKE HAVING IT AROUND. SO HERE. IT'S YOURS. NOW, IN A FORMAT THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE ONE BELEAGUERED, OVERWORKED DIPSHIT TO GRIND HIMSELF TO THE BONE TO HOST TWO MOVIE LIGHTS A WIPE. YES, THAT MEANS I'M GIVING YOU BACK WEDNESDAY. YOU'RE WELCOME, CHITTR. LOOK HOW FUCKING GENEROUS I AM. I'M FIRMLY GRASPING THE FLAG I PLANTED ON HUMP DAY AND YANKING IT OUT OF THE FESTERING WOUND. NATURE ABHORRS A VACUUM, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT FILLS IT. IT HAD BETTER BE GOOD. INSTEAD, I'M CONSOLIDATING EVERYTHING ONTO FRIDAY. THE END OF THE WIPE. THE CESSATION OF THE GRIND. THE DEEP, CATHARTIC BACKWARDS LEAP ONTO THE LOUNGEPLANK WITH A BOWL OF RUPTUREKERNELS AND/OR FRIED LOCUSTS AND WHATEVER THE FUCK IS ON THE SCREEN. BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON ABOUT, LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. AHEM X2 COMBO. LISTEN CAREFULLY, SHIT-FOR-SPONGE. #ABCC, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, IS MANY THINGS. IT'S A PLACE. IT'S A PEOPLE. IT'S A COMMON VISION. IT'S THE SOLE, ARDENT BASTION, SPEARING HIGH INTO THE SKY WITH ITS CRUMBLING, CRENELLATED SPIRES ABOVE A FECULENT WASTELAND OF SHITTY, SLOPPED-OUT MEDIA. BUT EVEN MORE THAN THESE THINGS, ABCC IS, FIRST AND FOREMOST, A LIST. A LIST OF FINE CINEMA — "SINNIES," IF IT TICKLES YOUR FUCKWITTED FANCY — CURATED BY YOUR FELLOW #ABCC-FILMLEADERS HERE AT THE CLUB EVERY WIPE AND SLAPPED IN THE TOWN SQUARE FOR ALL TO GORMLESSLY GAWK AT ON THE #ABCC-SINLIST. YOU CAN FIND THIS WIPE'S MOVIES ON THAT TAG, OR ON THIS SITE. "BUT KARKAT," I HEAR YOU WHINE, HOWLING LUGUBRIOUSLY THROUGH YOUR DROOLING YAPGASH. "WHO HOSTS THE ACTUAL #WATCHPARTY?" YOU DO, DIPSHIT. BECAUSE WE'RE ALL A PART OF ABCC. AND IT NEEDS YOU TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. IF YOU WANT TO HOST AN ABCC SHOWTIME VIA HYPERBEAM, MAKE YOUR OWN CHITT (AND LINK IT TO THE SINLIST) WITH THE #ABCC-FILMLEADER AND THE #WATCHPARTY TAGS, SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY STEPPING UP TO TAKE SOME FUCKING INITIATIVE. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A SHOWTIME, LOOK FOR THOSE SAME TAGS. ADDITIONALLY, IN OUR INFINITE FUCKING MAGNANIMITY, ABCC SHOWTIMES ARE TAGGED BY TIMEZONE. USE THE #ABCC-GMT/#ABCC-EST/#ABCC-PST TAGS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHICH OF THE CORRESPONDING MOVIES FOR THAT TIME YOU'LL BE HOSTING. SEARCH BY TIMEZONE TO FIND A SHOWTIME NEAR YOU, OR ATTEND ANY COMBINATION OF THEM IF YOU HAVE THE TIME. I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING LUSUS, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. NOW YOU — YES, YOU, YOU GREASY-PRONGED PUSTULE SITTING BEHIND THE SCREEN — CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN #WATCHPARTY WITH YOUR OWN GROUP OF UP TO ELEVEN OTHER DUMBFUCKS OF YOUR CHOOSING. NO NEED TO FIGHT OVER TWELVE FINITE SEATS IN ONE OFFICIAL THEATER — NOW, THE THEATER IS EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE THE THEATER, CHITTR. IT'S YOU. BECOME AN #ABCC-FILMLEADER. HOST A #WATCHPARTY AND SHOW WHATEVER MOVIE ON THE #ABCC-SINLIST IS HAPPENING IN YOUR TIMELINEZONE. FILMLEADERS — START AT THE EXACT TIME SPECIFIED, AND THEN HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG SO YOU CAN LIVEBLOG TO YOUR PUSHER'S CONTENT. HAVE INVOLVED DISCUSSIONS, MEANINGFUL THOUGHTS, OR JUST SHITPOST AND MEME IT THE FUCK UP FOR THREE OR FOUR HOURS, IF YOU WANT. IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU GET TO BE A PART OF IT. NOW YOUR THEATER BUDDIES ARE ANYONE ON THE TAG WHILE THE MOVIE IS PLAYING. WE'RE ALL IN THIS SHIT TOGETHER, BUMPING PRONGHINGES AND STEALING EACH OTHER'S RUPTUREKERNELS WHILE WE'RE NOT LOOKING. EVERYWHERE THAT MOVIES ARE AROUND TO BE WATCHED, EVERYWHERE THAT YOU DECIDE TO JUMP IN ON A SYNCHRONOUS DIGITAL SHITFEST COORDINATED BY A BUNCH OF YAMMERING ASSHOLES WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO — SO LONG AS YOU'RE ON THE TAG, WE'LL BE DOING IT TOGETHER. BECAUSE WE ARE. THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. ALSO, GUESS WHAT. YOUR NEW COUNCIL OF ABCC FILMLEADERS HAS CONVENED AND SUMMARILY OVERRULED ME. SO YOU'LL BE ENTHUSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS WIPE'S THEME IS. IT'S FUCKING #GNOMEWEEK. I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHY. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. I LITERALLY ASKED THEM WHAT THEME THEY WANTED, AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THEY ALL SAID "GNOMES." SO HERE. HERE ARE THREE INSIPID, SPONGE-NUMBING ANIMATED FILMS TO KICK OFF THE NEW CLUB FORMAT WITH A BRIGHT, CELEBRATORY FLASH OF LUNG-LACERATING PIXIE DUST AND ALL THE HUMAN ELTON JOHN YOU CAN STAND. DON'T BE MAD AT ME. I DIDN'T PICK THEM. ... OKAY, I PICKED STRANGE MAGIC. BUT ONLY AS AN OPENER TO THE FUCKING GNOMES. FAIRIES ARE KIND OF LIKE GNOMES. NO NEED TO RSVP — NOT UNLESS I DECIDE I'M ACTUALLY HOSTING ONE OF THESE. I VERY WELL MIGHT NOT, BUT HEY. I MIGHT SHOW UP TO SOMEONE ELSE'S. MORE IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU FEEL LIKE HOSTING ONE YOURSELF, SIGN UP. MAKE A CHITT. LINK IT IN THE COMMENTS. TAG THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THE TAGS ARE OUR FUCKING BREAD AND GRUBSAUCE, HERE. USE THEM. THOROUGHLY. OH, AND IN CASE YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ THE MAJORITY OF MY (ADMITTEDLY MORE AGONIZING) TIRADE ON HERE, THEN MAYBE YOU'D HAVE AN EASIER TIME READING IT ON A DIFFERENT PLATFORM. DID I MENTION? ABCC HAS AN OFFICIAL WEBSITE, NOW. CHECK IT OUT. -- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] linked a website. -- -- [ https://adorabloodthirstycinemas.carrd.co/# ] -- WHAT A LONG FUCKING JOURNEY IT HAS BEEN. THANKS FOR HELPING ME CARRY THE TORCH. DON'T FUCK IT UP. NOW. ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING. #GETIN.
There ★re more Gnome b★sed films to w★tch, I will h★ve to submit some.
PLEASE DON'T. PLEASE. PLEASE, SYLINK. I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU.
shit man strange magic? i might look into it
It might be ★ re★lly good one K★rk★t.
glad to have you back chalky hehehe (|:D i dont watch enough movies (outside of this ofc) to step up to the metaphorical plate to be a filmleader yet but ill always be around for anything! ...ok maybe not anything gnomes piss me off lol but i can try to stomach it for this week!
IF IT HELPS, #SUBSTANCE NIGHT RULES ARE UP TO EACH INDIVIDUAL FILMLEADER. SO IF I HAPPEN TO HOST ONE, CONSIDER APPLYING A CEREBRAL LUBRICANT. THE SLOP WILL GO DOWN EASIER, THAT WAY.
࣪⊹₊˚{ LETS FLUKING GOOOO!!!! \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ + whalecome baaaack! #mistyou #butonlyalittle }˚₊⊹ ࣪
-- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] pinned a chitt. --
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE. MY TWO WIPES HAVE BEEN PUT IN. PUT INTO A COMPACT, CLAUSTOPHOBIC TIME-JAIL CELL WHERE I'LL BE SPENDING THE NEXT TWO CONSECUTIVE CHUNKS OF UNINTERRUPTED MISERY. BUT WHEN I COME OUT OF IT, THERE'LL BE SOME REAL FUCKING CHANGES AROUND HERE. I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH. DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID WHILE I'M OUT. BEHAVE YOURSELVES AT ABCC. AND FOR THE LOVE OF THE MOTHERGRUB'S SWINGING, GELATINOUS BROODSPHINCTER, DO *NOT* TRY TO BOTHER ME. YOU WILL BE MADE *WELL* AWARE WHEN I AM BOTHERABLE. WITHHOLD YOUR BOTHERANCE FOR AS LONG AS YOUR PITIFUL IMPULSE CONTROL WILL ALLOW. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, CHITTR. SO LONG, AND GOOD LIGHT. -- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] is offline. --
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. REMEMBER THAT TONIGHT IS OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. FUCK YOUR PAN UP RESPONSIBLY, IF YOU'RE JOINING US. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
BACK ON ALTERNIA FOR THE BEST NIGHT OF MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. SOMETIMES I CAN'T BELIEVE I SET FROND ON THIS MURDEROUS SHITHOLE HIVEWORLD WHEN I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ANYMORE, BUT NIGHTS LIKE THIS MAKE IT WORTH IT. IF YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME, STUFF IT AND SAVE IT FOR LATER. I'M BUSY SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF AT AN #MCR CONCERT WITH @xxScenegrlxx. NOW *THIS* IS WHAT I CALL CLUBBING. SO LONG AND GOOD LIGHT, CHITTR. SO LONG AND GOOD LIGHT. PCHOOOO.
ATTENTION, FECKLESS INGRATES OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING. I'M PUTTING IN MY TWO WIPES. AS IN I NEED TWO WIPES OFF WHERE I'M NOT EXPECTED TO DO JACK MAGGOTY SHIT SO I CAN TIDY UP THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL LOGISTICAL MESSES ON MY END HERE. THIS IS, IN FACT, AN OFFICIAL #ABCCLEADERSHIP REQUEST. OH, COME ON. IT'S LITERALLY JUST TWO MORE WIPES OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. WHAT, LIKE IT'S FUCKING HARD. MAKE A CHITT. COLLECT RSVPS. 7 PM PST. RAMBLE A LITTLE TO ANNOY CASPER. PIRATES FOUR AND FIVE. PLAY SOME DUMBFUCK GAMES AFTER, BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE POST-MOVIE DISCUSSIONS, ANYMORE. PASS GO AND COLLECT TWO HUNDRED CAEGARS. IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE. I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT IF ONE OF YOU HOSTS, TWO OF YOU HOST, OR, IF FOUR BARELY-RESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES MANAGE TO CRAWL THEIR WAY OUT OF THE WOODWORK AT *THIS* MOMENT FOR SOME REASON AND NOT A MOMENT BEFORE, THEN JUST GO FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. THE POINT IS — I NEED A BREAK, AND #ABCC NEEDS A SUBSTITUTE LEADER(S). IF YOU WANT TO DO YOUR WORTHLESS, ASSPANNED COMMUNITY A FAVOR AND HOST A #WATCHPARTY OR FOUR (OR IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT, THEN HEY, YOU GET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR RESUMÉ AND I'LL GIVE IT MY LEADERLY SEAL OF APPROVAL, WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO), THEN INQUIRE BELOW. I KNOW, I KNOW. DON'T ALL #GETIN AT ONCE, ASSHOLES.
Unfortun8, 8ut understanda8le. Your a8sence will 8e noted and acknowledged. Enjoy your 8reak, Karkat. It may or may not 8e the same without you. I'll let you decide which is more concerning. Until next time. ::::)
TO BE CLEAR. WE'RE STILL ON FOR TOMORROW LIGHT. THIS IS FOR NEXT WIPE AND THE WIPE AFTER. CLARIFIED EXPLICITLY FOR YOU SPONGEDEAD SLUGS, OUT THERE.
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:33< i think the other karkat is infecting mewre sp33ch patterns :33< you always know im here :33< im down fur another nepeta takeovfur!!!
"I HAVE NO MORE SYMPATHY FOR ANY OF YOU FECULENT MAGGOTS AND NO MORE PATIENCE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE." TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN UTTERED. #ABCC
whew read that so wrong i am too tired to be on this website right now hehheh... also real shit tbh
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
karkat, can u please watch nacho libre and selena sometime. ty.
READ THE ORIGINAL CHITT, DIPSHIT. WE HAVE A SUBMISSION BOX. WHICH YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO SHOVEL YOUR FAVORITE SLOP INTO BY THE TRUCKFUL. BE MY FUCKING GUEST.
no but it is not for the watch party!!! i was suggesting it for YOU to view in ur own time and perhaps share your thoughts. :))
EXPECT MY NACHO LIBRE REVIEW FORTHWITH. SINCE YOU SUGGESTED IT *SO* NICELY. AND BY NICELY I MEAN IF IT WILL MAKE YOU STOP YOUR WHINING AND THE BURSTING OF MY AURICULAR CLOTS, THEN FINE.
DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT THE FUCKAWFUL TIMING OF THIS CHITT. THERE ARE TIME DILATION DEAD ZONES HERE ON THE MOON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF THESE AT ALL. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #abcc #WATCHPARTY (TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE) WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END (2007). IT'S STILL PIRATE PERIGEE, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S STILL GOING. REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S THE TRUE CULMINATION OF THE SERIES. IT'S THE FINAL SWAN SONG TO ONE OF THE BEST NAUTICAL ROMANCES PUT TO THE SCREEN. IT WAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE FILM EVER PRODUCED AT THE TIME OF ITS RELEASE. IT'S GOT TROLL FUCKING KEITH RICHARDS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. LET'S GET THIS STONE ROLLING, AND #GETIN. THIS FILM IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL A 13 WIPE-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
xx_haiiiii_spot_for_meeeee_tolight?_:3_xx
BECAUSE I GUESS I'M COMPELLED TO BE #NICEKAT TO YOU EVEN WHEN YOU SAY SOME DUMBFUCK SHIT LIKE THIS, NOTE THAT IF YOU DO THIS, YOU'RE ONLY GETTING PRIORITIZED FOR THE FIRST VIEWING, NOT THE SECOND. YOU MAY AS WELL JUST RSVP FOR ONE. BUT SURE. SEE YOU TOLIGHT. OR NOT.
OH, YOU *WOULD* MARCH STRAIGHT UP TO THE DOORSTEP OF FORT CINEASTE ITSELF AND BLAST YOUR LOUD-ASS FUCKTRUMPET AT THE FRONT GATES. DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T HAD A GANDERBULB ON YOU SINCE THE *INSTANT* YOU WORMED YOUR GRUBBY, MEGALOMANIACAL ASS THROUGH WHATEVER INTERDIMENSIONAL SPHINCTER YOU CAME FROM. YOU'LL GET A DM, ALRIGHT. BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL *AFTER* I'M FINISHED RUNNING MY CLUB TO DO IT. CONSIDER YOURSELF PRIORITIZED SECOND IN THE QUEUE, *KARKAT.*
I m3an I figur3d it w3r3 lik3 that I aint gotta hog a 23at two night2 in a row lmaooo
Can I reserve for friday? ::::)
OH GOODIE, YOURE JUST AS MUCH UP ON YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE AS I EXPECTED. LET THE RECORD FUCKING SHOW THAT I *TRIED* TO BE NICE, I *TRIED* TO BE CORDIAL. BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING IVE FUCKING LEARNED ITS THAT KARKAT VANTAS WILL NEVER, EVER GET ON WITH KARKAT VANTAS. SO FINE. IF YOU WANT ANTAGONISM, YOURE GOING TO FUCKING *GET* ANTAGONISM YOU SANCTIMONIOUS EXCUSE FOR A TROLL.
OH. OKAY. SO THAT WASN'T HEAVILY LADEN SARCASM. WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT. SHAME ON ME, THIS TIME. YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY. YOU KNOW, WHEN HE'S #THESAMEGUY. WE'LL SEE. STAND BY, SHITHEAD.
My RSVP is arriving via slow 8oat from the farthest island, apparently. 8ut I simply must attend, so do forgive the delinquency and count me in, I'd h8 to 8reak my #A8CC streak so soon. Do feign your surprise when I row my way in. ::::)
Ill b3 th3r3 a2 long a2 23ating la2t2 If ya n33d to boot m3 for 2om3on3 3l23 though ill 2coot
"IT BEGAN AS JUST ANOTHER PERFECT LIE YOU KNOW, IT BEGAN AS JUST ANOTHER PERFECT LIE."
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
LET THE RECORD STAND THAT I'VE UPGRADED MY LIFESTYLE. YOU'RE LOOKING AT A GUY WHO'S LIVING AT A LEVEL WHERE EVEN THE TURDS HURLED HIS WAY ARE MADE OF SOLID FUCKING GOLD. BEHOLD. MY ABILITY TO TAKE A FUCKING JOKE, GILDED AND BURIED DEEP INTO MY DIGITAL SPONGECASE, HERE ON CHITTR DOT ING. BUT I *AM* SCRAPING THIS THING OFF BY THE END OF TOLIGHT. I SERIOUSLY NEED TO DRESS IT THE FUCK DOWN WITH ALL THE BADGES. THEY'RE GIVING ME A PAN-ACHE. I'LL JUST SWAP THEM AROUND ON THE DAILY FROM NOW ON.
dang, a badge all for 7ou for being a shithead
I KNOW. IT'S LAST-MINUTE. FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE MAD ABOUT IT. I'VE HAD A HELL OF A WIPE. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE (BY LOUD AS FUCK POPULAR DEMAND): PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006). I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING. "IS ABCC JUST GOING TO BE ALL PIRATES, NOW. HAVE YOU FULLY SOLD OUT, KARKAT. IS TROLL BOB IGER BEHIND A CURTAIN SOMEWHERE, SLIPPING YOU A BOONBUCK TO JUST PLAY EVERY SINGLE MOVIE FROM THIS FUCKASS FRANCHISE." MY ANSWER IS THE SAME ONE I ALWAYS GIVE. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME. AND ALSO, NO. DESPITE THE CHEERS OF THE THRONGING CROWD FOR "PIRATES, MORE BLOODY PIRATES," THIS MOVIE STANDS OUT IN PARTICULAR. REMEMBER HOW I SAID THAT THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL WAS A ROMANCE? WELL HOLD THE FUCKING PALMHUSK, PEOPLE. YOU WANT TO TALK ROMANCE? THERE'S NO ROMANCE LIKE A *TRAGIC* ROMANCE. AND LET ME TELL YOU. THIS IS A MOVIE THAT SPEAKS TO THE VERY DEPTHS OF MY BRINY, PICKLED, BARNACLE-ENCRUSTED BLACK PUSHER IN A WAY THAT ONLY THE MOST HATEFUL YEARNERS ALIVE COULD UNDERSTAND. IT HAS LONGING. IT HAS SORROW. AND YES. IT HAS THE LEGENDARY FUCKING DICE SCENE. IT'S TIME TO TWIST THAT KEY, CRACK OPEN THE CHEST. AND #GETIN. THIS MOVIE IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE WITH ENOUGH SPICE TO KILL A 13 PERIGEE-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
I will do my 8est to attend this evening. Otherwise, I'll see you on Friday. ::::)
I would like to RSVP for Friday!
FUCK IT. HAD TO ATTEND A FAMILY EVENT, I NEED THE EXCUSE TO UNWIND. HAVEN'T HAD A JOINT SINCE HIGHSCHOOL EITHER. —EMBER💥
II mayyy be a feeling bit greedy... II'll RSVP for tolight as well.
NEXT WEEK. NYRITA MADE THE POINT THAT IF WE WATCH EVERY SINGLE MOVIE IN ORDER, WE END THE MARATHON ON TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE MY GROAN-PROVOKING ANNOYANCE THAT THE STARS ALIGNED LIKE THIS, BUT EVEN I CAN'T PASS THIS UP. IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG FUCKING VOYAGE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
NOT SURE IF I'M IN A PLACE TO RUN AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, THIS WIPE. I'D ASK IF ANYONE WANTS TO CARRY THE TORCH AND RUN IT ALL THE WAY OVER TO OUR LOCAL THEATER'S DIGITAL FIREPIT FOR ME, BUT. WELL. FUCK IT. I'LL GIVE IT SOME TIME. MAYBE I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. BLUH.
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𐁌T< damn gƐtting notif of this to sƐƐ it not happƐning is crazy
THREE DAYS. THAT'S IT. JUST UNTIL THE NEXT ABCC, AND THEN I WON'T SAY A FUCKING THING. IF I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO GET ON WITH IT, THEN I'LL GET ON WITH IT. IT'S THE LAST DAMN GESTURE OF RESPECT I'M CAPABLE OF, NOW. FUCK EVERYTHING.
