KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX
@carbolicGalvanologist
IF YOU USE MY TITLE WHEN I'M NOT ACTIVELY INVOLVED IN A WORK-RELEVANT CAPACITY, PREPARE TO RECEIVE MY FIERY, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB BEAM. FROM ORBIT. EMPLOYED FULL-TIME BY THE FELT. ♦️🔒.♣️🔒.♠️🔒
FROM THE ICY BEACHES OF GORETHUMBRIA TO THE GREAT FIRE OF TROME, THIS KARKNAPPINGCATION HAS BEEN A DAYMARE IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE DIRECTION. I'VE BEEN DANGLED OVER EVERY METAPHORICAL SPIKE PIT THERE IS TO SQUIRM OVER, AND @handMaid WAS THE ONE HOLDING THE ROD AND REEL LIKE A GIGGLING ANGLER STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL EVERY SINGLE TIME. THIS PERNICIOUS FUCKING HARPY HAS REMINDED ME WITH EVERY PLIGHT, PERIL, AND TIME PERIOD AT HER DISPOSAL WHY EVERYONE CALLS THIS MAD, RAVING BITCH "THE DEMONESS." AND FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE JUST PUT ME THROUGH OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS? IT WAS. KIND OF FUN. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. MAYBE THAT FLAVORDISC REALLY WON ME OVER. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ANY COMBINATION OF FLAVORDISC INGREDIENTS TO TASTE SO GOOD THAT IT WOULD COMPLETELY BLOCK MY EVERY POWER OF PERCEPTION TO THE SCREAMING AND BURNING OF AN ENTIRE CITY BEHIND ME. ANCIENT TROMAN FLAVORDISC IS NOW MY NEW FAVORITE STYLE. SUCK IT, EVERYONE WHO CAN'T TIME TRAVEL. GOD. MAYBE MY COWORKERS AREN'T AS PUKE-PROVOKINGLY INTOLERABLE AS I THOUGHT THEY WERE. MAYBE I REALLY AM GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE WITH ALL OF THIS FELT SHIT. ANYWAYS. THE POINT IS: I'M BACK, I'M IN MY PROPER TIMELINE, AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD. PICTURE RELEVANT. -- [ #KARKNAPPED SAGA: OVER! ] --
1mportant quest1on, 1s 1t st1ll 6/12
xx_YAYYYYY_GLAD_YUO_HAD_FUN!!_WELCUM_BACK_BABE!_xx
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK ME THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME. THE ANSWER IS STILL YES. BUT FUCK YOU.
HAHAHAH GOD. fuck uh, 1dk, 1ts l1ke a hab1t 1 cant really break
࣪⊹₊˚{ YAYYYY! youre back hive!!!!!!!! };7;{/ #iwanttoplay #danglerfishnext }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@genetrixAdvocate SEE. HE LIVED. HE HAD FUN. HE DANGLED ME NUBFIRST. FROM THE SECOND STORY OF THE #BOYSNIGHT MANSION. DEMONSTRATING THE DRIVE. THE PERSISTENCE. THE INVENTIVENESS. AND THE KILLER INSTINCTS. VITAL TO SUCCEED IN ORGANIZED CRIME. OR SNAP MY PATHETIC NECK ALIKE. CAN YOU CLIMB DOWN OUT OF MY CHUTE NOW. YOUR CULLBABY IS SAFE.
DAY FOUR SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. TODAY WAS A FUCKING DOOZY. I SPENT THE EVENING SCUTTLING MY WAY AROUND BEAUTIFUL, BLOODY, BRUTAL-AS-ALL-FUCK ANCIENT ALTERNIA. DURING THE FUCKING MUTANT PURGES. THIS BIG, BLUE, BOW-WIELDING CRUSADER JACKASS CAME TROMPING BY ON A GIGANTIC METAL HOOFBEAST AND NEARLY RAN MY ASS DOWN UNTIL MARA YANKED MY ASS OUT OF THE WAY LIKE A COMICALLY LONG CANE IN A VAUDEVILLE ACT HOOKED AROUND MY NUGSTALK OFFSTAGE. KINDA REMINDED ME OF EQUIUS, ACTUALLY. MARA KNOWS HIM, OR SOMETHING. PROBABLY FUCKED HIM IN A PAST LIFE, I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S THE FREAKMAID. THIS IS PAR FOR THE COURSE. THIS WHOLE FORCED COWORKER BONDING TIME BULLSHIT HAS BEEN FUN AND ALL, BUT IT'S STARTING TO WEAR ME THE FUCK OUT. I CAN ONLY BE THREATENED AT SWORD, KNIFE, GUN, OR TIME NEEDLE-POINT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE I JUST WANT TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN. IF SHE DOESN'T SEND MY ASS BACK TO THE PRIMARY TIMELINE WITHIN TWENTY-FOUR KARKAT HOURS, I'M GOING TO RESPAWN. BADLY. GRUESOMELY. IT'LL BE SUCH A SPECTACLE THAT IT GROSSES EVEN HER OUT, SOMEHOW. BUT I'D RATHER NOT BREAK MY #NODEATHRUN STREAK I'VE GOT GOING, SO LET ME SEE IF I CAN CLUTCH THIS. STAY TUNED. THE #KARKNAPPING IS ABOUT TO REACH ITS CONCLUSION. OR FUCKING ELSE.
QUIT YOUR BITCHING. I'M TIRED OF YOUR HIDEOUS MUTANT VISAGE TOO. BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME CRYING.
Oh hey, you ★re ★live, th★t's good.
:o) It is so sweet to see you two getting along :o) Sigh...It remind of me our youth, when she showed me Alternia for the first time... :o) I was so scared back then bitchass motherfuckin PUSSY that i was frightened of all the death and shit no spine back then. no warrior's MOTHERFUCKING SPIRIT. :o) She soon corrected me. #Memories
FUCK YOU. BRING IT ON. YOU'VE GOT SOME KIND OF GRAND FINALE IN MIND FOR THIS NON-STOP BLOODBATH SCUTTLECOASTER RIDE OF A COWORKERCATION, I CAN TELL. FINE BY ME. YOU WANT A COWORKERLY BONDING ADVENTURE, YOU'VE FUCKING GOT ONE.
DAY THREE THAT I'VE BEEN #KARKNAPPED. CURRENTLY FLAT ON MY BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS LATE OTTOTROLL EMPIRE OPIUM DEN. NOW *THIS* IS WHAT I CALL A #SUBSTANCE. WORK HARD, PLAY HARD, I GUESS.
I don't know how fate plays with yall but would you like me to attempt to get you out of there? Or does future you existing mean you'll eventually get out
DAY TWO SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. MARA TIME-ZAPPED US TO THE SHORES OF ANCIENT GORETHUMBRIA WHERE I HAD TO LEAD A SHITPISS WEAKSLIME MILITIA AGAINST HER SHIELD WALL OF TIME CLONE HUSKARLS. THAT PSYCHOTIC HARPY REALLY LOVES TO SWING AROUND A BIG-ASS FLAIL. LUCKY FOR ME, I'M GOOD AT DUCKING. WE'RE TAKING A BREAK NOW. ALL IN ALL, STILL ALIVE. PALMHUSK IS AT 75%. I THINK WE'RE GOOD. WILL UPDATE WHEN THE MORTAL PERIL HAS EBBED ONCE MORE.
Best of luck, m★y you find opportunity in this ★dversity.
that is not the #bo7snight fu(ker7 i was expe(ting. um. good lu(k?
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Damn your time player sounds chaotic asf #minewasprettymethodicalsndlogical #thankgod #achaotictimeplayersoundslikeaheadacheeventome
࣪⊹₊˚{ big bass flail.... big bass flail.... + youre leading a bunch of SHRIMPY WHIMPS around.... }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ WHAT!!!! #lifeisunfair #needtokrillaboutit }˚₊⊹ ࣪
IT'S BEEN APPROXIMATELY FIVE HOURS SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING CUEBALL FOR POSTING A LITERAL GUIDE TO THIS RIGHT BEFORE THIS HAPPENS. THAT LACQUER-POLISHED SHITFUCK MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DECLARED OPEN SEASON. I'M OKAY. HANDCUFFED TO THE LOUNGEPLANK, BUT OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHAT EMPLOYEE RAPPORT-BUILDING TIME LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ON FORCED VACATION TIME. JUST DON'T FREAK THE FUCK OUT OVER ME TOO MUCH. I'LL GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK A CUFF. OR I CAN FIND THE KEY. MAYBE SHE HID IT IN MY DIGESTION SAC, OR SOMETHING. I COULD START PUNCHING MYSELF UNTIL I COUGH IT UP. IT'S WORTH A TRY.
bro if y0u get out 0f this i WILL lo0k for y0u so i can kick y0ur dumb ass for j0ining up with them. you never c0nsider your 0wn safety. but yeah pizza will be ordered.
CAN YOU BRING ME A PINEAPPLE FAYGO. WE JUST FINISHED OBSESSION AND I CAN'T GET UP TO GET SOMETHING FROM THE HUNGER TRUNK.
:o) But of course. :o) You will find the drink perched, cold, at your side, as though it had been there all along.
D--> I think I have given up øn "freaking øut" øver anything yøu đø at this pøint.
she k1nda mogged you wh1le karknapp1ng ngl
what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK!!!! what? why?? HOW??? Who fuck doesnt matter who im gonna find you somehow
:33< i don't know if im relived that thats all this is or
STI L HVE PA HUSK SOM ONE HO ST #ABCC
:33< this should not be the problem mewre thinking about right now!!! :33< jesus christ :33< i got it karkat
its always some bullshit with you, huh? good luck!
~Y~Ou gO~t it b~Oss~ ~What's happening exactly?~
fuck I’m free tomorrow if you need holy shit
-- [SYSNOTE: TEMPORAL BREACH] Future carbolicGalvanologist [FCG] joined the timestream. -- ATTENTION, PAST KARKAT. THIS IS FUTURE KARKAT. I'M GONNA CUT THE BULLSHIT — GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW, MAN. YOU'VE GOT MAYBE TEN, TWELVE SECONDS TOPS. I'VE WARNED YOU THAT YOU'D BE INDISPOSED. SHE IS LITERALLY BLOXGSVF SY HDOH FTBCKW BTEXWPXK TO YOU. OR HE IS. I DON'T KNOW. JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF BOYS NIGHT BEFORE SHE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ALRIGHT, I'LL ADMIT IT. I KIND OF DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL, HERE. WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE PARTY FOUL IN MY LINE OF WORK. BUT IT'S ALREADY BEEN A HELL OF A WIPE, SO YOU'LL GET WHAT I FUCKING SERVE YOU. FOR THIS AUDIENCE SUBMISSION WIPE, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT *ONE* OF THE MOVIES WILL BE. I'D *LIKE* TO WARN THE USUAL SOPORIFIC DULLARDS ABOUT WHAT'S COMING FOR THEM ON FRIDAY, BUT I CAN'T. APPARENTLY, FUTURE KARKAT IS WARNING ME THAT I'M GOING TO BE UNAVAILABLE THAT DAY FOR SOME INSCRUTABLE, TIME-BLOCKED REASON. OMINOUS AS FUCK, BUT THERE'S NO POINT IN PRYING. JOIN US TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST FOR ONE OF THE ROMANCES OF ALL TIME. A ROMANCE OF PROPORTIONS. I CAN'T PUT SPATIAL OR TEMPORAL LIMITERS ON THIS THING BECAUSE IT REALLY DOES JUST FUCKING EXIST, DOESN'T IT. IT'S THE ROOM. YES. *THAT* "THE ROOM." AS FOR FRIDAY LIGHT'S SHOWING, IT'S A MYSTERY. I'M ALREADY IN TALKS WITH A FEW PEOPLE TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE CAN HOST. I'M WILLING TO LET YOU RIP EACH OTHER TO SHREDS FOR IT. WHAT I AM *NOT* WILLING TO DO IS LET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE *WILL* BE AN ABCC ON FRIDAY WHETHER I'M THERE OR NOT, SO HELP ME UNDULATING ANUS OF THE MOTHERGRUB. IT WILL HAPPEN. RSVP BELOW. AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, SINCE THIS IS ALL KIND OF LAST-MINUTE, ANYWAYS. REMINDER THAT OUR SUBMISSION FORM FOR AUDIENCE REQUESTS IS RIGHT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SO IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE GARBAGE ON THE SCREEN, WHY DON'T YOU THROW SOMETHING OF ACTUAL FUCKING QUALITY OUR WAY. #GETIN.
double movie bonanza???? AWESOME (|:D weird about whats happening with ya on friday hope that goes ok!!! as always i will defs be there friday but i might ALSO try to be here tonight!!! trying to make it happen!!
:33< of course im going to be there tolight :33< h33 h33 h33!!!
c< id liKe 2 reserve My spOt please aNd tHaNK yOu! >c
~Shit shit shit I didn't realize it was this m~Ovie, lemme in, lemme in!!!~
I'M ONLY WEARING THE BADGE FOR ONE CHITT. FUCK YOU. THANKS, @imJunior. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.
FUCK YOU. I'M SWITCHING TO THE EVIL PITCH PUSHER JUST TO SPITE WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.
I wasn't sure which badge you were talking about when you ꫂ❁osted this, so I took a ꫂ❁icture to cross reference. Now I just. Have that. Cough cough. ❣︎
I FUCKING LOVE SYLINK'S QUIRK.
#ABCC #WATCHPARTY #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. GET IN. REST OF THE INFO'S HERE. NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN. JUST FUCKING READ. [ https://hyperbeam.com/i/cZxBRjnH ]
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR RESIDENT CINEMA SNOB, SPEAKING. IT IS THAT TIME, ONCE AGAIN. TIME TO GET FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST. WE'RE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS (2009)" AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, WE'RE DOING IT HARD. WE'RE DOING IT LOUD. WE'RE DOING IT FUCKING LIVE. WE'RE DOING IT WITH (OPTIONAL, OPTIONAL, EXTREMELY FUCKING OPTIONAL) SUBSTANCES AT #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT (BYOB), AS USUAL. IF YOU HAVEN'T RESERVED YOUR TICKET AT THE ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST BOX OFFICE, DO SO NOW OR BE SHUNTED FROM MY CINEMATIC POCKET DIMENSION FOREVER. UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY, WHEN YOU'LL BE PRESUMABLY GIVEN ANOTHER SHOT TO NOT FUCK IT UP. SEE YOU THERE. OR NOT. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, IT'S *YOUR* LIGHT OFF. #GETIN.
"HOPELESS TIME TO ROAM THE DISTANCE TO YOUR HOME FADES AWAY TO NOWHERE HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH? YOU CAN'T COME DOWN TO EARTH YOU'RE SWELLING UP, YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE 'CAUSE YOU'VE SEEN SEEN TOO MUCH AND TOO YOUNG, YOUNG." "SOULLESS IS EVERYWHERE DESTROY THE SPINELESS SHOW ME IT'S REAL WASTING OUR LAST CHANCE TO COME AWAY JUST BREAK THE SILENCE 'CAUSE I'M DRIFTING AWAY AWAY FROM YOU."
BEHOLD. THE PREMIERE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OOZING OUT OF #ABCCAFTERHOURS WHEN NONE OF US HAVE ANYTHING OF MEANINGFUL SUBSTANCE TO SAY. YEAH, YEAH, I WISH I COULD SCHEDULE THESE WHEN IT ISN'T WAY TOO DISGUSTINGLY LATE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION, TOO. SOME OF US HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS. AND I MEAN *FULL* FUCKING TIME. LITERALLY FOR ALL TIME. EVER. FUCK YOU. THANKS FOR JOINING TOLIGHT'S #WATCHPARTY. I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU ON FRIDAY. UNFORTUNATELY.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] a zhame tthat i mizzed it. [ACTION:QUERY] what did y0u watch? [END MESSAGE]
WHY BOTHER GIVING YOU A STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWER WHEN I CAN GIVE YOU AN EVEN MORE USEFUL AND LESS HEADACHE-INDUCING LINK TO THE ORIGINAL POST. WE'LL BE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS" AGAIN ON FRIDAY, THIS TIME AS AN OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP, YOU'D BETTER DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
AAAAAAND I DIDN'T LINK THE POST. LIKE A DIPSHIT. FUCK ME. I'M CHEWING MY PALMHUSK TO BITS. https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/0d729571-5cc9-40b9-8c9c-9c00bcd0ac40
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it happenz tt0 every0ne. d0 n0t w0rry ab0ut it. tthank y0u f0r tthe 1ink. :> [END MESSAGE]
THE PROJECTOR ROLLS IN TEN. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS." #GETIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. https://hyperbeam.com/i/CAwkR-n7
IT'S THAT TIME OF WIPE AGAIN, YOU NEEDY BASTARDS. AND BY THAT, I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE CHITTED THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WIPE AND DIDN'T BECAUSE WORK WAS GRINDING ME INTO CULLPASTE. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES. THIS WIPE'S FEATURE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PAN-BOGGLER. ANOTHER SPONGE-WRINGER. A PHANTASMAGORIC BULB-CANDY BUFFET FROM TROLL TERRY GILLIAM OF MONTY PYTHON AND BRAZIL FAME. A ROMANCE THAT'S GOT SO MUCH GOING FOR IT, I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TRUNCATING MY WHOLE SPIEL HERE. THIS WIPE AT ABCC, ON 7/15 AND 7/17 AT 7 PM PST, BOTH DAYS, WE'RE WATCHING THE 2009 FANTASY FILM "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS." THE BURDEN OF CHOICE. THE FLEETING BETRAYAL OF FREEDOM. AND THE MOST INCREDIBLE CASTING DECISION EVER MADE — HUMAN TOM WAITS AS THE FUCKING DEVIL. RSVP BELOW, OR TASTE THE BITTER STING OF MY MIDDLE PRONGSTUB WHEN THERE'S NO OPEN SPOTS LEFT. REMINDER THAT EVERY ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB NIGHT HAPPENS AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME] EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY, PLUS AN ADDITIONAL (TBD) SHOWING FROM @carcinoGeneticist@2443 WHEN HE'S AVAILABLE. IT'S IN THE IMAGE. ALWAYS. IT'S GOING TO BE THE SAME FUCKING THING FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER, UNTIL I CRUMBLE INTO A DESSICATED HUSK. #GETIN.
I'll be here Friday. And I'm hosting my #RosesPoolsideDrivein tomorrow.
sounds fun, m1n1 kan... 1'll try to drop by ton1ght }:)
FOR REFERENCE’S SAKE (AND I’LL MAKE MY OWN POST ON THIS TOMORROW, SO STOP BEATING ME OVER THE PAN WITH A STICK ALREADY), I’LL BE SETTING THIS MOVIE UP 7 PM GHASTLY MIST/ BILIOUS STANDARD TIME ON FRIDAY, AND MAYBE SATURDAY TOO, IF ENOUGH OF YOU WANT IT THAT BAD. #GETIN. HELL YES.
you know ill be there on friday!!!
1f you’ve got open1ng for ton1ght 1’ll try to jo1n
AAAAAAAAAND THE SECOND. @gutsyGumshoe, EAT YOUR PUSHER OUT. IS THIS PROOF ENOUGH FOR YOU. OF MY RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT PSEUDOSCIENTORTUROUS "ALPHA BEAST" STATUS, OR SOMETHING. HERE. TAKE MY CRUMB. NO FURTHER COMMENT.
yOU ARE SO GOOD AT, aLL THAT OTHER STUFF, yOU SHOULD BE MORE CONFIDENT IN YOURSELF, bUDDY!
BECAUSE IT'S *SUCH* A FUCKING CRIME TO DOUBT BEING THE HOTTEST SHIT EVER TO WALK THE SURFACE OF THE NURSERY WORLD. COME THE FUCK ON. WOULD YOU RATHER I BELIEVED WITH MY WHOLE PUSHER THAT I COULD DO NO WRONG AND FUCK NOTHING UP? A GOOD LEADER IS ONE WHO *CAN DOUBT. DOUBT MEANS YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION.
i GUESS, tHAT'S WHY YOU'RE OUR LEADER, kARKAT }:D
FIFTEEN THOUSAND KULT. ONE FIVE ZERO ZERO ZERO. AND IT'S CHUMP CHANGE. I SOLD MY SOUL FOR CHUMP CHANGE. BUT I'VE DONE IT, REGARDLESS. I SAID I'D DO THE QUIZ THAT GOT THE MOST VOTES, AND TWO OF THEM TIED. MANGLE ME WITH A CULLFORK. I'LL START WITH THE FIRST ONE, I GUESS. @adiosToreador, HERE'S YOURS. ENJOY THIS WORTHLESS, WIGGLERSHIT INFORMATION FROM THE RECESSES OF MY PSYCHE, I GUESS.
wOW,,, i GUESS i WOULD HAVE PEGGED YOU AS, tWILIGHT sPARKLE, yES,
I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY KNOWING JACK FUCKING SHIT ABOUT MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I SHOULD GIVE A SHIT OR WHAT IT ALL MEANS. BUT FOR THE RECORD, I THINK IT'S BULLSHIT THAT I SCORED AS HIGH ON APPLEJACK AS I DID. IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
i COULD BE, aPPLE jACK OR, pINKIE p1E OR fLUTTERSHY OR, rAINBOW dASH,
AT LONG LAST, IT'S ALMOST TIME. IT'S THE END OF THE WIPE. YOU'VE FOUGHT. YOU'VE WEPT. YOU'VE RUN YOUR BLOODY STRUTPODS RAGGED AND CROSSED THAT FUCKING FINISH LINE WITH NOTHING IN THE TANK. SO EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY, BECAUSE YOU'VE EARNED THIS. IT'S #SUBSTANCE NIGHT AT #ABCC. (OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. CAN'T STATE THIS ENOUGH. OPTIONAL. SIT THIS ONE OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.) IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ONE OF THE *THREE* (YES, THREE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE ARE *SO* FUCKING BACK) #WATCHPARTY SHOWINGS HOSTED BY MYSELF OR @carcinoGeneticist#2443 THIS WIPE, THEN TOLIGHT IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO CATCH HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS, WITH OR WITHOUT THE ADDITIONAL DETAIL OF BEING HAMMERED BEYOND ALL COGNITION ON THE SPONGE-ROTTING SWILL OF YOUR CHOICE. EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF ONE OF HUMAN STUDIO GHIBLI (OR JIBBLY, AS ONE FUCKWIT IN THE CLUB COINED) AND CRY INTO YOUR FELLOW TROLL'S SHOULDER WITH A BOTTLE, A BONG, OR WHATEVER GROTESQUE INTOXICANT VEHICLE FLOATS YOUR FUCKING BOAT. WORK HARD, PLAY HARD. SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY RSVP'ED ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT. GOOD. SOME OF YOU HAVE NOT. BAD. NOT GOOD. DOUBLEPLUS UNGOOD. FUCK YOU TIMES A HUNDRED. GET ON THE CHITT AND RESERVE YOUR SPOT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, OR I'LL THROW IT TO THE SQUEAKBEASTS AND LET THEM RIP EACH OTHER TO SHREDS FOR IT. TICKETS ARE HOT. GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
I'LL TAKE IT. LET'S TALK LATER. MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. MAYBE.
oh plΞ4sΞ lΞt mΞ comΞ, 𝓲 know 𝓲m l4tΞ 𝓲 know 𝓲 know. mov𝓲Ξs 4rΞ my f4vor𝓲tΞ! thΞ bΞ4Ut𝓲fUl Ξ4stΞrn 4ltΞrn𝓲4n 4n𝓲m4t𝓲on 4nd 4rt m4kΞs my pUshΞr so h4ppy.
YOU ARE *WELL* WITHIN THE WINDOW TO CLAIM A TICKET. CALM YOUR FUCKING SPHERES. YOU'RE IN.
v4nt4s, 𝓲f yoU dont m𝓲nd my 4sk𝓲ng. wh4t t𝓲mΞ shoUld 𝓲 bΞ prΞp4rΞd to 4ttΞnd 4t? how do 𝓲 rΞdΞΞm 4 t𝓲ckΞt?
:33< ohhh have fun tolight!!! :33< if the place doesnt get filled up lmk :33< but if it does someone n33ds to tell me all about the memes <3
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I NEED TO PUT THE LOGO IMAGE FIRST. ABCC IS 7 PM PST, EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME. AND THEN SOME. FOREVER. UNTIL I AM PERMANENTLY TURNED TO MULCH. WHICH IS PRETTY SOON, SO. INVITES WILL START GOING OUT, IF YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT.
𝓲 c4n m4kΞ 𝓲t! 𝓲 jUst dont know how thΞ 𝓲nv𝓲tΞs work for th𝓲s onΞ, sorry. look𝓲ng for cl4r𝓲f𝓲c4t𝓲on on thosΞ 𝓲nstrUct𝓲ons so 𝓲 dont m𝓲ss 𝓲t
DAMN. 15K KULT EXACTLY. NOT LIKE IT MATTERS. 15K IS CHUMP CHANGE, THESE DAYS. THE FUCKING POCKET LINT OF ANYONE ON THIS SITE WHO CHITTS MORE THAN ONCE A FUCKING NIGHT IS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY DIGITAL NET WORTH. I GUESS I SHOULD DO SOMETHING, REGARDLESS. LIKE I DON'T DO ENOUGH, SLAVING AWAY OVER A HOT PROJECTOR SCREEN. PROTECTING THE TIMELINE FROM EXTRADIMENSIONAL MILDEW AND BLACK MOLD. FUCK IT. I'LL DO ANY "QUIZ," "TEST," "ASSESSMENT," OR "INDEX" OF CHITTR'S CHOICE. MOST LIKED COMMENT WINS. WHO GIVES A FUCK.
>--D=The=grain=sized=white=fruit=genetic=paragon=koefficient=test=is=pretty=fun=and=modern=haha=:)//<
wHICH, mY lITTLE pONY, yOU ARE, tEST, mAYBE,
:33< mew're opening yourself up to terrible suggestions :33< mew know something fuck awful is going to win, right?
https://www.idrlabs.com/alpha-male/test.php?srsltid=AfmBOopBb1z5WpzD23TGmoMHRcDJ1ahebSKmrko9KZj8sv2Ct5GOIge0
:33< coming back to say im withholding my vote and suggestion under the #benormal purrrincipal
:33< mew hated this chit so i am revoking my #benormal :33< be strange, be unusual, fuck you :33< http://farragofiction.com/WHOAHEYYOUSHOULDBE18TOS33THIS/Sex/ \ 0 >< 0 / #nsfw #suggestive