♦ pitied by @harehideLupine
Man between working as a chef and working here, I am about to go through 500 cigarettes myself. Aight, back to the grind. Nearly done with this shift! #sevenelevenposting
fucckkkkkk this entire NIG)(T
⚗ i put ON my wizard hat and ro🝭e phor the evening SHIFT. mis🝭ehaving means you. get. ☾URSED.
publishing to the jury: okay so im going to delete my chittr actually . bye everyone httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/513d17cafe38.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/beeb4a43739e.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/d1884c93e511.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/29a31b8a60af.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1db435ed540.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd7131f0c3dc.jpg
I may still be competing on #AngelsNutritionblock and there's a chance I could win, but like, always smart to have a backup plan. Glad to have gotten a job at #SevenEleven. I got the morning shift too, so that works nicely with putting in evenings at the food truck still too.
Wow, what a nice day. Almost makes you want to go into the dark and scary woods alone unarmed and unguarded
//Had a moment of weakness and yearning. Won't happen again, the rain will wash away those desires.//
Ship comes to harbor The guiding llight is snuffed out Dashed upon the rocks #Haiku
HEARD TEAMCHUD IMPLODED!!! !!! L+RATIO !!! #TEAMPLAY
+[U] uh
i am so desperate for any bit of interaction. everyone around me has like vanished or something. dave's offline and my dad's out and about. also these tacos totally suck ass oh man. :(
Differences in lxcal culture I guess!!! :000 The landmass I was raised xn tended tx be pretty sxlitary and cxld... Either yxu survived xn yxur xwn xr yxu died... :ppp I'm thankful fxr that... Because I think I'd be dead nxw if I wasn't mxulded by struggle... Even if I dx wish I was allxwed a bit mxre affectixn X)))
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I tried... IrUkan I tried yet...sniff I have failed tremendoUsly I shall Try again...
im trying to Uh... do... Uhm... how do i say this >.• Uhhm im trying again with the.. 12 incher.. send prayers #nsfw...
oUUUUUUUU #nsfw...
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[OH NO I ATE THE WHOLE BROWNIE AND HUR$U$ I$ MAKING LUN#H FU#KKKKK]
(⸝⸝;´﹏`;⸝⸝) ww, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I just had sxmexne try and tell me that Trxll Rxnald Reagan was still alive and a member xf sxme sxrt xf New Wxrld Xrder puppeteering the Empire via the Empress... Psshhh... Yeah right!!! Anyways... Seasquatch IS REAL!!! As is the Lxch Ness Mxnster as are Shadxw Drxppers and mxst DEFINITELY as are Werewxlves!!! >:000
aaggaaiinn , hhff wwhhyy,,,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ssnnff,, ookkeeyy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aammgg, ssuucchh aa ffaaiilluurree tthhaatt ii eevveenn ffaaiill ttoo sslleeeepp , (つ╥﹏╥)つ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ggoooodd mmoorrnniinngg ,, (;´V`;)/ ii mmaannaaggeedd ttoo ggeett sslleeeepp ,, eevveenn ttuuaallll yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh? mmmm hhookkaayy , uuhh, iitt sshhoouulldd , bbee ffiinnee tthheenn,, hh -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
what’sh with u p3rv3rtsh and g3ttin pr3gnant 2night?! #nzfw
Someone's gott★ put me down. Thinkin ★bout love ★g★in. It's s★d but it h★s to h★ppen.
uuuu, ii kkeeeepp ffuummbblliinn gg ,ppaappeerrss ,, bbeeccaauussee, ooff tthhee bbaannddaaggeess, , oonn mmyy ffiinnggeerr ss, iittss ssoo eemmbbaarrrraassssiinngg , (,,╥﹏╥,,) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uugghhmm , , mm, ii ssuurrvviivveedd ,, hh, hhee wwaassnntt eevveenn mmaadd (╥﹏╥) hhee ssaaiidd , iimm, "TOO PATHETIC TO BE TRULY UPSET WITH" ssoo, ii tthhiinnmmkk iimm ookkaayy , ,, , hhff, iimm ggooiinn gg , ttoo, ggoo rreeppllaa cc ee, hhiiss mmuugg, , aann dd, hhff,, ffiinndd ssoommee ootthheerr ww aayy , ttoo, mmaakkee uupp ffoo rr ii tt, ,, bbeecc aauu ss ee,ii ggoott ooffff ttoooo eeaassiill yy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
everything is ready now. goodnight.
I dxn't think there's a greater feeling than giving sxmething xf value tx a chum... Unfxrtunately that's part xf the reasxn why I'm brxke... Bad mxney management skills X((( Xh well!!!
dd , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
⚓︎ my cre〰〰 like p〰t on a mo〰ie in my yachts media room, b〰t its lo〰〰key a little borin so im j〰st gettin dr〰nk as f〰ck hopin thatll make it f〰nnier 〰〰ish sherry 〰〰ere here 😑 honestly gettin tired a her r〰nnin off e〰ery fe〰〰 days b〰t its fine its fine #s〰bstance
I removed my verification badge after today's events.
The " Hang Out " Has Been Cancelled, Just So Those Who Are Aware Of It Know. I've Stumbled From The " Long Day Factory " Into The Bowels Of The " Long Week Factory ". I Can See The " Long Month Factory " Looming Not So Distantly.
V^ I d0 feel a little bad ab0ut lingering ar0und Dakhis' f0r a little t00 l0ng yesterday but. I kinda didn't wanna interrupt them. =:| ^V
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Not how I wanted these to show up. Oh well. - Mod
I Never Thought I Would Become The Shut In Type But I Confess I Overestimated How Quickly I Would Become Used To The Garish New View At Least The Questionable Computation Device Works - Hello
✃ Oh goodness... That sounds absolutely awful! Are there no alternative image hosting sites that you two can access? Or is troll imgur the easiest for doing such things? It seems unintuitive to make some sort of law that makes it where certain trolls are unable to access a website that's meant to be accessed by all...
i literally just ate and now im hungry again. where do i file complaints?
"WHATS THAT POKEMON???" its coping "ITS DEFLECTION" FUUUUCK
✃ Ah... I see. It just seems like that's what a lot of trolls do here... I'm glad I don't have to do such a thing.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm agnostic, but if sgrub is actually real - well, my first impulse is to say i'd play it, because it would be neat to develop magic powers & be the proveable main character of existence, but also my life is kind of perfect. i'd have to think about it, at least
This one has names. Three names. Mastema Isiah Tezcatlipoca. Power behind these names. One could shave one off, become an Ebon Devil. But I do not seek such power. Gold is third. The only real rank above is Ebon, second to the devil Himself. Only Himself can be Himself. Pitiful life, ruler of those burning the hot black flame. Despite this power, he remains trapped in an iron maiden, guarded by a council of Ebon preventing his escape. But. This matters not. Council banished this one to this Earth from Heaven. Humans have given me another moniker, though it cannot be a True Name, they did not bind me. But this one likes it. This one is known as Coyote as well. This one has an affinity for the beasts.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] fuck. [END MESSAGE]
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IT TOOK AGES. IT TOOK YEARS. IT MAY EVEN HAVE TAKEN A SINGLE MINUTE, THE WORST OF THE TIME ORDER EVEN. BUT I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED. NAY. BRUTE FORCED MY WAY INTO THIS MAGICAL SITE THEY CALL "chitter". IT TOOK MANY OF THE TIP OF THE TAP OF MY PAW AND CLAW TO GET HERE BUT IT WAS WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. IT DIDN'T EVEN BREAK THE KEYBOARD THIS TIME. A TRUE WIN FOR THE GREATS. I AM REX NOIR. IF THAT LAST NAME MAY CONCERN YOU IN ANYWAY, DO NOT FEAR. THERE WILL BE NO STABBING OF ANY KIND. IN THE SWEET, SWEET HOME OF REX(tm) THERE IS NO STABBING OF THE HEART, SPLEEN, LUNG, ARMS, LEGS, SECOND HEART, STOMACH THAT YOU GOT REMOVED, STOMACH FROM A FRIEND THAT GOT ADDED IN AND OTHERS! THE GROIN AREA HOWEVER MAY STILL BE A TARGET SO BEWARE!!!! I HOPE BY BEING HERE I CAN EXAMINE ALL OF YOU. SNIFF YOU ALL OUT. PRESS MY ROBOTIC EYES SO CLOSE TO MY SCREEN, I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE WHAT ARCS EVERYONE IS HAVING. I HOPE THERE IS DRAMA. DEATH. ACTION. FRIENDSHIP. MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE LOVE MAKING DEEP DOWN. IT WILL BE MOVIE WORTHY I THINK. BUT NOW I MUST GO. I HEAR MY SISTER BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR. I THINK SHE WANTS TO TELL OF WELL OF A JOB I MUST BE DOING. FOR FINALLY MAKING A ACCOUNT HERE. : D PS: THE ICON AT THE MOMENT IS A PLACEHOLDER. PAY NO MIND TO THE DANCING BIRD.
[I JU$T REMEMBERED THE TIME MY AN#E$TOR TOOK ME TO AN AQUARIUM WHEN I WA$ VERY LITTLE AND TOLD ME IF I WA$ BAD I WOULD END ↑ IN THE TANK$ LIKE THE FI$H]
HAHA. THE DUPLICATES ARE PLOTTING TO END ME. I KNOW IT..
i get imposter syndrome like im among us looks out window solemnly
⪩ M𓉸n. G⌖tt𓉸 see th𓉸t b⌖⌖k⸸e 𓉸b⌖ut my bet, then he𓉸d h⌖me. T⸸red. Need 𓉸 n𓉸p. #MyN𓉸p #Fuck⸸F⌖rg⌖t⸸W𓉸sEv⸸cted #Fuck⸸tSt⸸llG⌖nn𓉸F⸸nd𓉸Pl𓉸ceF⌖r𓉸N𓉸p ⪨
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whats black and white and red all over
>> (〒﹏〒) ¡ waડ juડt fee1¡ng ડAPPY and ¡nડtead ¡ fuck¡ng ડ1apped the enter button trynna type th¡ngડ out
yeah it’s always nice but prolly don’t let MMe do it though or it’s just gonna be a bunch of oingo boingo do not hand MMe the aux ever
This is bullshit. I left this timeline behind me. Why was it able to do this to me? I miss my animals already. I know I'm there but I'm not there yet, I got pulled away.
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ Shoulଳ I go to #fightnight? I'ଳ traineଳ in close coଳbat but there's no weapons so I ଳunno how entertaining I'ଳ be..
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōN 7hE HuN7... FōŌōŌōR 7hE... sŌōŌōŌuRcE ŌōŌōŌf 7He sŌōŌōŌuNd...
🎣🤪
If you don’t want to live on Alternia, or in your current universe, you can just come to Earth-C by the way. There’s not like citizenship or anything. You can just show up.
everythings gonna be ok everythings gonna be FINE and FUCKING DANDY i dont know what to do
whāt døēs nøt kīll yøū nēvēr rēpāīrs whāt døēs nøt kīll yøū gīvēs yøū nēvēr-ēndīng nīghtmārēs
...wonder if the reason i was feelin6 so Crappy lately was to do with me not eatin' super well. miiii6ht have somethin' to do with it. maybe. idiot. >︵<
why did n/) /)ne tell me they have several feds /)n chittr n/)w
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i hAvE WōŌōŌōKeN Up... 7ōŌōŌō 7Ha7 AnNōŌōŌōYiNg sŌōŌōŌuNd... ŌōŌōŌnCe mŌōŌōŌrE... bEaS7 i wIlL FiNd yŌōŌōŌu... YōŌōŌōU CaN NōŌōŌō7 HiDe fŌōŌōŌrEvEr...
there i$ no "not all ¢lown$" btw if they willingly don the paint, they're inherently a¢¢epting a lega¢y of $ubjugation and violen¢e toward$ tho$e they ¢on$ider beneath them there i$ no $u¢h thing a$ a good ¢lown and it'$ not hemoi$t to $ay that
>>| so, some stuff .is .intact, but some .is destroyed. the list .is long, but shortly, .i can recover .everything .and continue living. .i still don't know who .it was, so .i'll just .update my security .and keep .an .ocular .out. .i still don't have cocoon, so .i haven't got .any decision besides not sleeping.
[#YEARNING]
Pitiful... Pah!!! Nxthing pitiful abxut me!!! I'm a perfectly nxrmal and well adjusted trxll just like yxu!!! X))) ...I like tx think I'm wiser than that... But yxu're right abxut the risk :((( It's just sxmething I have tx live with a lxt xf the time...
Fxr newbie gentlemen; begin by learning the etiquette xf yxur lxcal culture... Frxm there span xut and learn xther cultures!!! This can gx sx far as tx learning greetings and cxmmxn phrases in languages yxu expect tx run intx xften... This is integral tx ensure that yxu remain as gentlemanly as pxssible!!! :DDD #GentlemanAdvice
=oXO saying it again because it,s so very true, i love¡¡¡¡¡ my friends¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
IT'S A BEACH EPISODE I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhat the HELL... GUWHO ELSE IS GOING TO BREAK UP AND GUNOT CONSULT FRAIMI THE CUPID EXPERT FIRST!!! https://i.ibb.co/kV877nyj/ezgif-421be3a75cf61a67.gif
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:33< im nyat going to the beach i hate the watpurr and the sand is annoying :33< ill be the big bad of the season they cut to whos purrlaying paddle ball
Any0ne here 1z welc0me 2 try and take me 1’d b pretty fuk1n funny 2 zee h0w dat w0uld g0
ookkaayy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
oo kkaayy,, uuhh mmuuaahh ;3; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
...unit did notbite for nothing..
hh, ookkaa yy , uuhh uumm , ww hhooww uumm , , ii ddoonntt,,,,, kknnooww yyoo uu ,, ,aanndd, uumm -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii hh, wwuuhh ? mm, ii mmeeaann , ii, , , iigg, ii gguueess,, bbuutt, ii ddoonntt , tthhiinnkk yyoouu , wwaanntt tthhaatt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
iimm ssoo oossrryy , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I AM GOING TO TELL ON YOU, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
STOP -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
EEVYERON SOTP, STOP , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii wwaass bbssuuyy ttooddaayy ,, ii ddiiddnntt ppoosstt aass mmuucchh ,,,, , hh,ff,,, ii hhooppee, mmyy bboossss iissnntt ddiissaappppooiinntteedd,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Ohhh I tink one a dose legislacerators found me! Dis aint good!
ii ddrrooppppeedd, tthh ee ccooffffeeee ii wwaass bbrriinnggiinngg ,, ttoo mmyy ccoowwoorrkkeerrss ,, hh,,, ii ggoott aallll tthhee wwaayy,, , uupp ttoo, tthhee,, ooffffiiccee,,, , aanndd tthheenn ddrrooppppee dd iitt,, oonn oouurr, ,, bblluuee ccaarrppeettiinngg ,, , aanndd aamm,, , oonn mm, oonn mmyy hhaahhddssnn, aanndd kknneeeess,, , ssccrruubbbbiinn gg iitt,, , ii aamm, ssoo oossrrooyy , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aamm jjuusstt aa ccoogg,, , oonnee ooff mmaannyy,, wwhhiicchh kkeeeeppss ABG INC. rruunnnniinngg, bbuutt ccooggss aarree aann eeaassiillyy, rreeppllaacceeaabbllee ,, bbiitt ooff ssccrraapp, aanndd tthhiiss iiss ggoooodd, tthhiiss eennssuurreess, wwee ccaann kkeeeepp tthhiinnggss rruunnnniinngg,, eevveenn wwhheenn oonnee ooff uuss iiss uunnaabbllee ttoo kkeeeepp ttuurrnniinngg , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoonntt,, , tthhiinnkk, ,, ,,, iittss sseerriioouuss , uumm, hh, , ii ttrr yy,, , ttoo bbee,, ,bbuutt,, ii aamm, "ACCIDENT-PRONE" aanndd "MOSTLY INCOMPETENT AT EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS" hh,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhwwuugghh ?? ? hh, wwhhaatt ,, , ddooeess tthhiiss mmeeaa nn ,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uu,, , oo, ookkeeyy , tthhaann kk yyoouu , , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
=oXO i don,t see why they wouldn,t¡ i,m pretty short and everyone knows it¡¡¡ =oXO
↗️IF YOU ARE INDIGO AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING EMBARASSING, KINDLY REFRAIN.↗️ ↘️this extends to those who are also on the blue gradient, from teal to cobalt to the aforementioned highblood caste.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.↗️
Immediately choked on my Pepsi the moment I posted that. I feel like this is a bad sign.
heart palpitations are cruel and unusual.
I wonder if my double would've jumped on that train.
Sometimes Himero fatfingers a hate on a perfectly innocent post of mine. Fucked up.
one million billion little deaths of boredom :<
Not all humans do but yeah, some primate and bat species, the elephant shrew, and one known species of spiny mouse bleed every month in an estrous cycle.
I AM A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING ACCOUNT NOW. PERHAPS THEN YOU WILL ALL LET IT INTO YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULLS JUST HOW MUCH KNOW HOW YOUR LORD HAS.
SCREAMING AT THE ANGELS. WHILE THEY PuSHED HIM THROuGH THE DOOR.
D — Every time I talk to her it hurts. Not talking to her hurts more. Difficult feelings to reconcile. —>