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crazy how like less than a month ago my life was in fucking shambles ngl
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GOG GAVE US HANDS AS A PROOF OF CONCEPT. IT’S HIS SIGNATURE THAT CAN’T BE FUCKING IMITATED.
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Hey uh... Was lOOOOking OOutside my hive and just saw a giant billbOOard with this image OOn it... whOO is this?????? https://files.catbOOx.mOOe/t9ffwOO.png
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 <> WELL I'LL BE GIDDIER THAN A SCRUNCHBEAST UP A PANT LEG WITH A TRAIL 'O CRUMBS LEADIN' UP ALONG OUTTA THE RIMEFROST MONTH'S SOLAR PLEXUS!!!! YAIN'T NOTHIN' SHY 'O APPRECIATED GREATLY, YA HEAR? If ya ever want a fanfic, o-or speculative shipping, or a tabletop sheet cobbled together, o-or just some really nice dice, don'tchu up 'n quiet down none, ya hear?
>>| .i .am not doing maid dress post .anymore. .and no promises. no milestones. this was .a horrible .idea.
∻If I was in the digital circus I'd hit that jester c☢☢chie s☢ he'd she'd abstract instantly #nsfw∻
>My hair got stuck in the tree again >i had to hang there until a purple blood hit me with a bat
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=>>I'M trying tø cheer Ritchy up but it's nøt wørking...>>>
·༻⊱I support t♄ε rεligious practicεs of ot♄εrs; I al⩊ays ⩊ill. ♄o⩊εvεr, it's al⩊ays odd to sεε it aftεr ♄aving lεft a cult. A lot of intεrεsting fεεlings about it!⊰༺·
okay overthinking thing #2… being completely honest… seeing what appears to be… other timelines where i have kids… scares me it bothers me so much that other versions of me seem to be AWFUL parents i have gill and i know hes… well heck he was my robot assistant that became self aware enough to just start calling me mom out of the blue one day and actually mean it but he is my son no matter where he came from or how he came to be or what he technically IS and it scares the hell out of me that i could somehow have the potential to be… like that
In case anyone was wondering, I do NOT possess any prehensile appendages. All is boilerplate in the Pretsi biology. Not that anyone SHOULD be wondering, to be clear.
You may think this would be a perfect topic of diſcuſſion for one ſuch as myſelf reared almoſt excluſively in the preſence of tentacled beaſts. But no, really I ſhall have nothing to ſay on this matter, and the ſpoilage is no fault of my own.
["I'M $ORRY RIT#HY BUT YOUR #ONDITION DOE$N'T $EEM TO BE IMPROVING A$ EXPE#TED" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 LIKE I #ARE!!!!! #HGGUJVJGB #DIRE#TPO$TING]
I am not an idiot, so I will not be treating tentaclles as some form of pet or quirky thing. They are a hallmark of, at the minimum, notablly intelligent llife, at maximum, intelligence far beyond our ken. It is llike giving a grub a gun with you peoplle, I swear...
>one time i got real hungry and i bit the tentacles off an octopus and it tasted bad so i killed it over a fire instead
Ebearyone's fucking cubsessed with me.
Someone once f★nt★sized ★bout me h★ving tent★cles. I still don't get th★t. #nsfw
·༻⊱♄mmm, a lot of talk of tεndrils and tεntaclεs! I ♄avε sεεn t♄osε too; somεtimεs t♄εy cloud my vision and εit♄εr ♄urt or rεducε pain—no rεal inbεt⩊εεn.⊰༺·
// I am behind on follow backs. It is embarrassing
[NA] is now offline! man today was long sure hope tomorrow isnt long as well (little did she know she'd be playing the long day game tomorrow) thank fuck i changed the sopor in my cupe recently, gonna need all the sleep i can before SBURB
·༻⊱I'vε ♄ad a roug♄ go at it today; ♄εadac♄εs do makε it difficult to gεt cεrtain tasks donε ⩊♄εn t♄εy arε blinding, but of coursε I pεrsist.⊰༺·
Okm. In theb slkme noq, ehich means I got like 3 losots in me. #substance
>>| .oh. you're right.
>>| greetings chittr. my thinkpan tingles, but .i'm .awake. .in the middle .of the fields. seems .i really passed .out due to sun heat. fantastic.
>>| .i had .a weird dream. for .a moment .i thought .i had plutonium nuclear core .in my hand .and was .about to .implant .into someone's chest cavity, causing .unusual way .of death by radiation. #gore #horror
THE M⧃UNTAIN KEEPS HIS GRAVY WHERE IT BEL⧃NGS
i. ffeell llikee i ffeell. gglovess in me. i tthinkk mmaybee i. am ggoingg to wwakee. ssomebodyy up i ddontt. kknoww how to mmakee tthemm. be out of me i ffeell. bad and sscaredd and ccantt. bbreatheyy
At times, one feells allmost as if they are... recreating the dynamics once helld with subordinates, removed from hierarchy of command. Something akin to a second chance. I helld deep llove for every singlle man, woman, and Other Such Individualls whom swore feallty to our cause. I did everything I possiblly coulld to not throw away their llives. But such pressure did create a wall, and never did I llet them past it into mine heart. I miss them, and I hope they rest in tranquillity. I hope to not repeat mine mistakes once more.
:ΣΣ Ok I caved... im rewwatching Troll Grease... I can't kelp it. Troll Kenickie is too handsome I might just shrivel up and die... ugh... :9
idk if i can sleep 2nite way 2 much energy omg
...maybe i 6o a little easier than that next time. hell of a rush in the moment! just onCe i 6ot home, that rush died 'n' i realised i was an overheated, sweatin6 mess, 'n' probably looked as red as m'duster! also a bit stinky. took a shower. almost fell a Couple times Cus my le6s just wanted to rest. but now i'm Clean, in the Cupe, 'n' hopefully about to sleep for like 10 hours strai6ht. 6ood li6ht! ^◡^
ssometimess i tthinkk aaboutt. tthatt i got oopenedd up and. llookedd iinsidee and my. ttummyy sstartss to. ffeell bad
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ lArRy gUzMaH... iS BeInG... pAr7iCuLaRlY... lŌōŌōŌuD 7ōŌōŌōDaY...
My chud duo won't hop on de★dlock. How should I cull him ★nd how slow should I m★ke it?
turns out workin6 from moonrise to sunrise really tires you out! so tired that its hard to aCtually sleep! o◡o
I'd been agonizing over my second strife specibus. Kinda got forced into picking spearkind today.
᯽ oh. that explains why. the prairie's on fire. ᯽
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN CRANKING THAT M⧃UNTAIN M⧃VE F⧃R 17 H⧃URS THAT IS A DANCE N⧃T A EUPHEMISM #NSFW
CheCk out how fast i Can pass out!
what do you MEAN humans have a wholle narrative archetype of "orphan gets raised by howllbeasts". WHAT DO YOU MEAN. THATS MY WHOLLE SHIT. THEY JACKED MY SHIT
:ΣΣ theres a certain troll out there that I cant kelp but investigate on... it's not like he is impoartant oar anyfin like that, but he seams to feel like he too is human like me. Like internally speaking...
emotions bleed through from elsewhere. not mine. belongs to another. someone i hate. i feel a sense of shame, regret, confusion. i am delighted by these feelings.
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thankfully that big cherub guy does not seem to have taken an interest in my team's actions, so hopefully this's gonna go well
@neonAllnight asked: "starting SBURB tomorrow... any advice?" well other than don't, it's a bad idea, ect ect? be careful. mind your temper around your friends, cooperate even if they're being difficult. care. enjoy the pauses between danger. resource management and gaming economies are shockingly relevant skills if you want to get late game upgrades. keep an eye on what you prototype as the stronger the sprite the stronger the enemies. if you're lucky and your session is actually normal, you might be able to avoid dealing with LE. do the quests. GENUINELY, do the quests. buy fraymotifs too if you can afford them. my session was scuffed as all hell because of all the outside influence, a lot of my advice is avoid "THING THAT SHOULDNT BE THERE". so instead just, focus on fundamentals and group play. if you have grievances make yours known and pay attention to the grievances of others. you are a team. you have to be. if you can't be a team it's fucked.
im getting soft #nsfvw
·༻⊱I just battlεd t♄is tεal guy in a duεl, and ♄ε lost. ♄ε sεεmεd rεally upsεt... I ♄opε ♄ε's okay!⊰༺·
what the actual fuck does " rizz " mean?
I miss yuo. #v★ugepost ((implied #subst★nce))
Yeah. Space god or some shit.
〔•෴•〕 < Pawpaw might've sipped a few too many soparifics. / *yuck, yuck!*
this is what boredom does to a person like me..
i need my computer taken away from me. i keep embarrassing myself in these post im making
You can't ALL like. Throw meteors, can you?
(smells bad on this site.) ~ * °
charge cord failure
SOMETIMES I CANNOT CONTAIN MY ENERGY AND I SHAKE MY BEST BUDDIES HANDS SO HARD THAT THEY RUN AWAY SCREAMING WITH THEIR FINGER BONES CRUMBLED!!! PLEASE DONT WORRY, ILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS!!! :DD
i just got back and im getting jumped by clowns left and right, omg where did u all come from?!
maybe 1 should watch a mov1e 1nstead and just go to sleep after or someth1ng. 1dk, now that 1 have 1t up 1m not feel1ng human bleach anymore
I’m So stupid I forgot my console is hacked 8r8 lmao
Haha shiiiiiiiit. He punched through the HEB's customer service center drywall.... aaaand now is stomping out into the parking lot
#IWasForcedToPutMyPalmHuskAwayButImBackNow #WhatHaveIMissed
can't sleep, speak, or eat meat// my best friend does not like me// there’s something on my shoulder// i hope i don't get older// every girl breaks my heart// your boyfriend doesn't like art// i’m sad that vine is dead// your bitch, she give me head// i want you to know// that i'm sorry for not picking up the phone// and i'm sorry for all the things i said// when i was drunk and not in my normal head// don't tell my mom and i won't tell your dad// we're just two boys in love, what’s so bad?// #lyricposting #yearning i guess #substances
V^ I um. I passed 0ut. 0w. ^V
V^ That shit fucking hurt. ^V
THE M⧃UNTAIN L⧃ST AT M⧃N⧃P⧃LY S⧃ BAD HE IS G⧃ING T⧃ D⧃ A CARTWHEEL ACR⧃SS THE DANCE FL⧃⧃R
sun's Comin' up, just baaarely slid that last delivery in 'n' 6ot home before it broke the horizon. little Closer than i'd like... but a li'l thrill's never hurt anyone muCh. u◡u
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS G⧃ING T⧃ SPRING B⧃ARD ⧃FF ⧃F THE RAVESTAR
?humans have a wriggling dAY CALLEd a... birth dAY? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
how cosmically CURIOUS that some of you ARE STILL UNCONVINCED of the reality of the little FREAKS THAT LIVE INSIDE YOUR MIND??? parasitic little mental insertions. EVER BEEN SCATTERBRAINED?? thats THEM mixing up your thoughts.
>>| you know what scares me most? those .anonymous stuff .and requests. some people may think that you were the .one who made that particular request .about you. .and .it may get very, very bad. .and .it will take time to wash .it .off yourself. #anonrequests
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hat do you do if your oc paradoxically turns out to be real and you really www.ant to talk to her but she scares you because she's scary
>>| .i'm having two moths .in my thinkpan singing to beatbox .or some machine .in background. .and the sun .is hot. .uhhh.
OH my, haas she? BUt now I aam curious, whaat haas he saaid?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... he ate tthe myztery fruit 0n a dare. i d0 n0t kn0w what tt0 zay. [END MESSAGE]
usually d/)es but i g/)tta d/) s/)mething incredibly questi/)nable f/)r that
o-|= doth thou know that jousting tournaments often were fairly expensive and the people who hath hosted them hadeth to be fairly rich in order to not only invite several noble knights to their tournaments but also afford the feasts that came afterwards? i wisheth i could attend one of those tournaments =>
ahuh. but i d/)n’t believe sh/)wering will d/) much f/)r me currently
* wow... thats, um. something i definitely dont have avilable near me to merit snacking on casually..! but hey, i rlly like the sound of the suggestion anyways, maybe ill seek it out at some point fot a situation like this in the future! so thx <3
nahhhhhhh, everything’s b/)ring right n/)w. dull even need s/)emthing t/) sharpen it up
(insert quick halfbaked statement f/)r engagement bait) because i’m b/)red and i d/)n’t care en/)ugh t/) think /)f anything better t/) say
* was doing a run of slay the spire 2 earlier and doing soo good the whole way through until i got to the final boss and died!! ugh!!! #imsomad #goingtosleepallangry
im being ignored
c< seveN HOur MONster HuNter videO save Me.... >c
feeling dull. i need t/) d/) s/)mething interesting s/)/)ner /)r later /)r the game just isn’t g/)ing t/) be fun
OK.. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN. I KNOW I'M DEAD. I FELT IT. THE FEAR, THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN, THE COLD OF THE GROUND.. BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I CONNECTING ON HERE..? I MEAN AT LEAST IM NOT IN THE CELL ANYMORE BUT WHAT THE FUCK? #DEATH
bo7 i’m gonna make a shitt7 de(ision in the future. i (an just tell
i'm... i think i'm 6ood! not knowin6 what's 6oin6 on ri6ht now! think i'm 6onna take this i6noranCe 'n' sleep 6ood with it. i'll be seein' y'all round. ^◡^
#Okay #ItsFine #ImGoingTo #Eat #AndNotWorryAboutIt
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why @re film c@rtridges so fucking expensive i just w@nt to be @ble to t@ke pictures
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im scared
i hate missclicking and accidentally liking s/)me/)ne’s p/)st and have 2 c/)rrect it and hate it. makes me feel like i am giving accidental false h/)pe and i d/)n’t like giving pe/)ple nice things f/)r a c/)uple sec/)nds
3> Never mind. I wasn't. I was just bored. <3
Why Am I Getting Grumblr " Color Of The Sky "d Twice In One Night?
#OhGod #NoNoThatWasACompleteLapseInJudgement #IDont #DoThatNormally #ImSuperGoingToApologizeIfIEverSeeHimAgain
#Haha #Shit #WhatDoYouDoWhenYouMightHavePunchedSomeonesLightsOut #MyHandsAreShaking #IJustRushedHiveLol #Fuck #Violence
where am i
love how everything i try to do or even if im simply just trying to have fun its always ruined by a bro thats really just the story of my entire life
>>| what .is bingo .even?
they still hurt to this day...
that would be fucked, because i'm a nervous wreck. but i'm quite good at hiding that, i guess. so maybe they rely on me being sane... ghhh, shit damn, you do act pretty mysterious, they were right. but yeah, i think they could use some company hive, they seem to be enjoying the direct contact
i honestly feel like the sanest of these fuckers. which is weird. maybe she is like a bastard or something, that's worth checking. but yeah, i'm rambling again, sorry about that. how long are you gonna be staying with ormici? any plans for the foreseeable future?
no, shit! we've been encountering weird shit for a whole week, but she still insists it's just a hereditary disorder. hereditary disorder that made a girl who's absolutely unrelated to them just go batshit insane! i don't even know why i bother
yeah, it's just... my friend has this fascination with one old posh family, she thinks some sort of a mental disorder runs in it since every twelve years or so, someone goes on a murder spree. the locals think it's more like some sort of a curse. so yeah, she thought that would be a great topic for her thesis. so yeah, you can imagine how well that's going
every schoolfeeding program is so crazy evil
=oXO ouu''' fair''''' =oXO