♣ mediated by @rambunctiousRancour
all rustbloods are submissive~ t↔is isn't a stereotype it's literally just true~
♡⸝⸝ @hingedFang Ayo snakeboy for fu7ure reference, if I wanna ge7 laid can we call a 7emporary 7ruce cus if you show up 7ha7's gonna kill 7he mood and scare off whoever I'm wi7h unless you're 7here 7o join in lol ⸝⸝♤
-- [Handle changing...] -- -- [decayedMetamorphosis is now emcayedMetamorphosis!] -- An old mirror hangs on the wall. You see a reflection of your face in it -- such as it is. A scarred, war veteran of the alternian navy.
gag and not in the good fun way
real except i hope he never does again
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⚇ It's one thing seeing purple motherfuckers turn their eyes from the Messiahs ⚇ For their own selfish imitation at 'piety'. ⚇ But at least you believe in something. ⚇ I could still call you family in some stretch. ⚇ But purplebloods who REJECT faith altogether? ⚇ I wouldn't expect the majority of the other castes to understand the shine we have. ⚇ But you were HATCHED into it. ⚇ Raised with faith and devotion. ⚇ And you would reject it....with no substitute? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the glory of the Messiahs? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the promised Dark Carnival above? ⚇ Makes my skin fucking crawl. ⚇ Angels 3:33 - And if any godless motherfucker thought they’d make it away safe, you’ll teach them otherwise, my crafty bitches. To cullpit and paintpot with each and every. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #SortOf #ThisIsMostlyMyThoughts ⚇
LEAVES A TRAIL OF EVERYTHING YOU WANT INTO MY OFFICE.
A man goes without praising the ground women walk on for a couple nights, and suddenly, his unwavering allegiance to them is in question~! Let it be known, I will do everything in my power to make my fealty be heard~! I make this oath, by glory~! I will say my nightly affirmations, I will chant verses of prose, I will pay a carnal tithe to every woman, if I must~! Hear me, Paradox Space~! I live for women~! They are my reason for being~!
{had someone say my chitts are "pale farming" as if you all aren't languishing languidly on the preverbal shitty loungeplank that is chittr. A hivey can't even complain anymore.}
/do u guys think hektor wants me fr y/n
hOnKs iN A HoT AnD SeXy wAy tHaT MaKeS YoU WaNnA PaIl mE #NsFw
xx_IF_U_LIEK_PENIS_COLADAS_xx
/on god bruh ur 𝐋ike the most chopped of them a𝐋𝐋
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WICKED RHYME2 3:47 i'm in bli22 my cadaver2 drive a gathering Of 2treet2 Of gleeful peOple 2EEING THE DECEA2E'2 ADVANCE the ri2en are ridden with rhythm and dance DIG UP 2OME FLE2H WITH PLENTY OF MOLD di2ea2e i2 appea2in' fOr RICKETY BONE2 and make it 2aucy, with a hOt incantatiOn DOMINION I2 2ERVED WITH A BUBBLING, 2PIRITED, VIBRANT 2UBJUGATION. -Elder GhO2t #viOlence #gOre #hOrrOr #2cripture #clOwn #clurch #mirth ○ ● ○
⚇ ...Okay well. ⚇ A brother would be remiss ⚇ If he ain't wanna be in for a hatefuck. ⚇ #NSFW ⚇
SOMEONE ASKED: HO⌁ OFTEN U JACKIN OFF CHEEKY, I LIKE IT ZZ;). ⌁HAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE SATURN AFTERLIGHT NET⌁ORK, BEST SPOT FOR TAKING CARE OF ALL KINDSA CEO-ROCKSTAR-AND-HIS-NER⌁OUS-FAN FANTASIES. NO⌁ COMES ⌁ITH HARD LIGHT INTERACTI⌁E HOLOGRAMS! BUT I'LL GI⌁E YOU THIS ONE FOR FREE: DON'T NEED TO JACK OFF ⌁HEN YOU GOT A HALF DOZEN S⌁EETHEARTS JUST GAGGING FOR IT. THAT SAID, EH, MAYBE ONCE OR T⌁ICE A ⌁EEK JUST FOR THE TLC. #NSF⌁ ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
.i have a specific corner of platonic hatred in my thinkpan specifically for idiots who clog up the chittr feed with one to three word long chitts every five secondS .PUT SOME EFFORT INTO It .SAY SOMETHING WORTH READINg .or fuck ofF .i don't want to see your fucking avatar in the feed three times in a row if all you said across them was beep boop bleeP .if the most interesting thing you have to say amounts to a whole ass nothing burger of a singulaR !OH SNAp .Or !FUCK Me .then DONt !POSt .and if thats what all of your chitts are like ,im not sorry to be the bearer of bad newS !YOURE BORINg
po2t of iinfiiniite mii2iinformatiion..
I knOw, It Is tErrIblE lUck tO nOt drAw thrEE, I dId drAw thE thIrd, lEft It UnsEEn... I cAnnOt bArE whAt It wOUld rEvEAl knOwIng It wAs InvErtEd AlrEAdy
In the profound words of my Father, What is a man?...
^oh are we marketing the past and future vision now?> ^okay my turn> ^just checked the past, shit sucked> ^just checked the future, shit sucks> ^#vaguepost>
#ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86 anonymous question #4: *bites and chomps canabalistically* answer: a moan is immediately falling from my lips if you do this i'm not sorry #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #hot #shamelessaboutthis
somet|mes | do my fl|rt|ng solely through reAct|ng And hope for the best
im goin to eat your fuckin hands #nsfww #vviolence
As always, I live and breathe to serve women~! My blood pusher beats for their sake~! However, I am finding great joy in #MaleBonding, as well~.
|| did not sl--p gr-at last night...i f--l lik- th-r- is som-thing(or som-on-) missing from my cup- aft-r th- oth-r night... n////n #sugg-stiv- ||
|| i would apologiz- but this f--ls lik- a complim-nt! (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡ ||
I have been reminded that to some, violence IS art. I need a moment to reflect on this lapse in judgement.
I feell llike some of you shoulld be more cautious about publliclly acknowlledging disabillity. I am dead, and when I yet llived, I was shiellded from consequence by a viollet who had use for me. My descendant has llived as a Hermit for their entire llife. I certainlly hope all of you have a pllan of dealling with inquisitive drones.
((a lil something something https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/rio%20doodle%20w%20rose.png
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kryqus am sorrryyyy i didnyt mean ittttttt 8888( 8888'(
i hope u guys kno i can get so so so so much worse but i hold back so im still likeable 88883
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THIS SONG, ITS JUST BEAUTIFUL TO LISTEN TO. #NOWLISTENING HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/1AVUBT1HRJSHEBXFX91RN6?SI=4CA99B80B39B4050
i w/)nder h/)w many pe/)ple genuinely think i have a high pitched v/)ice and /)r a super em/)ti/)nal v/)ice. i w/)uld like t/) entirely clarify that i s/)und cl/)ser t/) tr/)ll m/)ist critical than i d/) t/) m/)st /)ther pe/)ple (depending /)n the day)
I will hit on everyone and EVERYTHING. Do not test me.
✿ im doin surgery on a tree rn guys LMFAOOO 🤣
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people are #cannibal posting and i'm very normal about this #imnot #nsfwe #gore #fuck
/announcing my human sty𝐋e engagement to @ga𝐋𝐋avantinggourmand he proposed n shit n i'm not gay fr fr but 𝐋owk he's carrying my grub n barondad said it best bruh can't ha𝐋f dive the objective gtta go a𝐋𝐋 in n commit type shi 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 a𝐋so if ur 𝐋ike bruh wtf r u ta𝐋king abt tro𝐋𝐋s arnt ug𝐋y mamma𝐋ian beastfo𝐋k w interna𝐋 reproductive sys yeh i kno but he's he𝐋𝐋a chopped n fat so i gtta find an excuse for dat 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋
find me with each word you whisper to me, you get closer. every time your lips brush my ear, each moment your flesh grazes mine, you pull me in, inch by inch. then, the whispers sweeten, a sickening flavor rotting my teeth out of my skull. i bite, i tear, i don't want you. the devoted prayers you give despite that, a kneel into a crawl, when you follow me, you give me the grace of a god. i feel the rift grow, the fire in my pusher suffocating. hate me. hate me, hate me, hatemehatemehateme, h a t e m e. despise me, lash out with claws and teeth. show me the vileness, the wretchedness that i pushed onto you. there is a cleansing pleasure to be found in your rage, your hatred, your anger. i am a sinner, teach me divinity. #nsfwe #violence #gore #horror #poem #poetry #original-poem #freeverse #ramblings-more-than-an-actual-poem
do you still wwant a ride to the clowwnfuck powwwwoww or
openly pa†he†ic feed †oday. wha† else is new.
of course kidnappin becomes the hot neww trend as soon as i start wworkin on bein better dont make me relapse
Ⓧ Ignore the dissenters. Kidnap to your heart's content. It builds character both ways. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Sometimes when you kidnap someone you learn things about yourself. I sure did. Learned a lot. Grew, even. Ⓧ
𖦹 I fill her up, BALLOONS! 𖦹
it pains me to realise i dont have many close fr13nds at all that it was eating me alive, and i dont know why it affected me so deeply. i hate vulnerability but i dont want to feel this way again
ִ ࣪𖤐 DO NOt mistaKe my sileNce fOr NONexisteNce. Az mucH az I'm sure sOme Of yOu may (wrONgly) wisH fOr. Az if yOur pitiful livez wOuld beNefit! I'm sti×̷̷͜×̷ alive aNd KicKin'. HeatHeNz aNd iNsubOrdiNatez Of cOurse. SOmetimez O×̷̷͜×̷ a cli×̷̷͜×̷, sOmetimez iNtO ONcOmin' tra×̷̷͜×̷ic. Or a pa×̷̷͜×̷in' drONe. SO maNy pO×̷̷͜×̷ibilitiez. [ST×̷̷͜×̷PLEZ FINGERZ] Never KNOw wHeN my sHOw may cOme fOr yOur NecK. Of tHe w×̷̷͜×̷dz. Or tHe city. HaHa. HaHaHaHaHaHa (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
im goin to coat you in ambergris and burn you nightly
Guess who escaped the circus? :oD(the psychward). I'M JOKING, anyways hi
whOever else was at murder On the rails. sOrry the Other guy playing the duke gOt kind Of insane with it. i acted nOrmalstyle i think.
D --> Fiddlesticks... #boysnight
▲just bought a barkbeast clicker▼ ▲time to train some neet girls or whatever▼ #suggestive
I AM SO, SO SORRY, LARKSO. SORRY FOR THE SCAR I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE ON REALITY, FOR YOU. IF YOU HAVE TO BE MAD AT ANYONE FOR THIS, BE MAD AT ME.
nvm idc i just realized im alright, legally i have t/) say this
i’m S(\ fucking mad just f/)und /)ut a dude i fucking hate is dating /)ne /)f my mutuals. FUUUUUUUUCK IM ALREADY G(\ING T(\ DEAL WITH LEGAL ISSUES LATER I D(\NT WANNA D(\ (\R SAY ANYTHING THAT WILL GET ME IN M(\RE LEGAL TR(\UBLE #thisshitaintvague
|--[ my ex-mAtesprit tAlked ABOut me, it seems. i fOund their pOst By Accident And it mentiOned me By nAme. i will Admit thAt things were BAd At the end Of Our relAtiOnship BecAuse Of me. But i did nOt intentiOnAlly cAuse Any grief priOr tO thAt - if it hAppened, it is sOmething i need tO wOrk On preventing. i dO nOt recAll ever trying tO gAslight Or dOwnplAy their feelings. they needed suppOrt And i Offered it. But thAt is nOt why i Am cOmplAining, chittr. nOt Only dO they deeply hAte me, But they hOpe thAt i lOse sOmeOne i cAre ABOut. thAt i feel grief And regret And suffer. dO they nOt recAll thAt i wAs in grief when i gAve them thAt finAl ultimAtum? perhAps nOt. i wOuld never speAk ill Of yOu. But it is fAir tO sAy thAt whAtever feelings i hAd thAt lingered Are nO mOre. i will miss the dAys Of Our shAred yOuth But i will nOt miss yOu. #vent #persOnAl ]-->
I @m Going To Fucking $kin You, Dude
and you know what? im not feeling too fuckin merciful. larkso doesn't deserve to see estare i figure what with the way he betrayed me betrayed *us* when i parade his motherfuckin corpse all over this website i want you to know he died never getting his closure. *fuck* you #violence #gore
@aridScuttler I wrote you a play to reflect your plight. The Blessed Little Errand of Miss Wirehand A small shadow play for one yellowblood, two repairmen, and an unhelpful saint. [ðe screen lights. heheh. ] [Enter Miss Wirehand, whose arms hang at her sides with great dignity and no cooperation. honk. ] Miss Wirehand: Oh dear. My arms have taken leave of ðeir duties. [She attempts to wave. heheh. It results in waggling shoulders. honk. ] Miss Wirehand: Lazy ðings. honk. [Enter the First Repairman, carrying a box of screws. honk. ] First Repairman: Good news, miss. honk. Your arms are not broken. heheh. Miss Wirehand: Oh? First Repairman: They are on strike. honk. Miss Wirehand: That sounds worse. First Repairman: Only socially. [Enter the Second Repairman, carrying a very small hammer and a very large bill. honk. ] Second Repairman: We can fix them. honk. Miss Wirehand: Will it hurt? First Repairman: Possibly. honk. Second Repairman: Briefly. honk. First Repairman: Repeatedly. Second Repairman: But in a cheerful order. [Miss Wirehand considers ðis. heheh. Wishing she could put a hand on her hip.] Miss Wirehand: I would prefer my arms return to me with improved manners and perhaps we can negotiate a union. honk. Second Repairman: We can add that to the bill. honk. [From above descends ðe Saint of Useful Limbs, upside down. honk. Indigo through and true. honk. ] Saint: Children, children. heheh. Do not mourn a limb ðat needs repair. heheh. Mourn only the limb that refuses your generation benefits package. honk. Miss Wirehand: Is ðat comforting? Saint: No. heheh. It is official. honk. [ðe repairmen open Miss Wirehand’s arms like squeaky cupboards. honk. ] First Repairman: Aha. honk. Here is ðe trouble. Too much work. Second Repairman: Too much carrying. heheh. First Repairman: Too much reaching. Second Repairman: Too much being expected to function because one is attached. Miss Wirehand: ðat is very rude of everyone. heheh. Saint: A common design flaw in society. [ðe repairmen wind a little key. One arm rises halfway and points accusingly at ðe audience.] Miss Wirehand: Oh. honk. That one remembers. heheh. First Repairman: Of course. Arms remember everyðing. honk. Second Repairman: Every door held open. honk. First Repairman: Every wire touched. Second Repairman: Every thing carried that should have been put down sooner. [ðe arm drops.] Miss Wirehand: Is it dead? First Repairman: No. heheh. Second Repairman: Dramatic. honk. Saint: A healthy sign. honk. [They tighten one screw. The arm waves weakly.] Miss Wirehand: There you are. honk. [ðey tighten anoðer. honk. ðe other arm lifts and slaps ðe First Repairman. heheh. ] First Repairman: Excellent reflexes. honk. Miss Wirehand: I apologize. honk. Second Repairman: Do not. honk. It is good for him. [ðe Saint claps wið someone else’s hands. honk. His own too busy holding ðe reflective mirror of vanity. heheh. ] Saint: Behold. heheh. She is repaired. Miss Wirehand: Am I better? First Repairman: Not better. Second Repairman: Just where you were. First Repairman: Better comes later. heheh. Second Repairman: After rest, patience, and no nonsense with fresh hinges, ðese are expensive. heheh. Miss Wirehand: That sounds boring. heheh. Saint: Most survival is. [Miss Wirehand raises both arms. One hand waves. The oðer gives a rude gesture entirely on its own. heheh. ] Miss Wirehand: Oh. honk. Second Repairman: A little personality remains. honk. First Repairman: We never remove ðat. heheh. [ðe puppet bows.] Miss Wirehand: ðen I suppose I will live. Saint: A dreadful habit. Miss Wirehand: But mine. honk. [ðe lamp dims.] [The repaired arms wave after ðe rest of her has left.] End. honk.
I Have Had A Good Time Here, With All Of You. I Hope You Are Able To Forgive Me For The Choice I Am About To Make, But I Want You To Know That If I Go Down It Will Not Be Without A Fight. I Am Not Doing This With The Hope That I Will Die. This Is Simply Something I Must Do. For Myself And, Most Importantly, Estare; My Pale Soulmate. #violence
He'$ Ok@y, He'$ Ok@y. Th@nk Fuck. I'm With Him Now. Ju$t More U$e7e$$ Fucking C7own Po$ting. Fuck. Fuck. I'm Exh@u$ted.
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im a 13 swweep old metrosexual livvin on the great planet a alternia i lovve rock metal an the sub genres in betwween my favvorite bands are troll wweezer the cure an radiohead some other interests that i havve are alternian politics i consider myself an alternian nationalist im not gonna lie i am xenophobic an slightly racist but im wwillin to be friends wwith anyone not a fan a lowwbloods land dwwwwellers chucklecels or anyone that isnt aquatic royalty other random stuff i like is old vvideo games pail vvideos imperial east alternia smuppets an fuck LUSII im comin to kill your hamsterdad if ya couldnt tell already i havve nevver felt the touch a any romantic interest
Awake And Mostly Sober Again And Realizing The Super Hot Super Nice Teal From Last Light Is One Of My Hivemates' Broodmates Lmfao. Super. Fml. God I Hope He Didn't Call Them
okay okay hear me out my next freestyle comp? pump up the jam by technotronic and all i do is wheel out a car jack and a jam jar. you get the vision right
stay back cool cat its contagious you know the virality is voracious makin me feel highly vivacious takin myself where the babes are bodacious
⚇ Been tryna fuck this dude who is NOT CUTE lmao ⚇ but he is cool to hang out with and I be fakin' like I ain't got me a little crush but I do... ⚇ I like his lil' freak ass. ⚇ I'm so boned. ⚇ #NSFW #Sorta ⚇
⧃ Who hasn't. What are you trying to accomplish here? Posting creepy things online and trying to goad him into meeting with you? He isn't stupid.
you dont know him like i do :o)
he killed a handful of defenseless trolls for no good goddamn reason yknow. this shit is so pitiful its pissin me off ell oh ell
i thought lowies didnt like murder
YAY I CAN EXPLDOT EVERYRHIN
hoes mad. i'm sleeping like a rock tolight ell em ay oh
⧃ Closing up the office on time after all, it seems. If only it were for better reasons.
Sex... is cool- But... have you considered hitting me with your car-
hes real cute when he sleeps. got that nice new security system set up and everything so i bet he's been feeling real safe huh? do you feel safe? :o)
you dont gotta rush big guy. i already covered the passage back up ell oh ell
⧃ Good lords. You again. Surely you have something better to do with your time than bother him? Get a job. Better yet, kill yourself. The world would be better for it.
"it is more than your right to punish trolls lower on the caste- it's your motherfuckin duty. keeping them in line is how we keep the natural order. when a low blood or mid blood steps out of line, raise your weapon high and bring it back down with all the holy rage of your kin upon their domes" #violence
If we're supposed to s@crifice lowbloods... why @re @ll them little bro♑︎zies so motherfucki♑︎ @dor@ble?
Ah, they're putting me back in the blender.
guess who got 10k kull fanks guys ok for dis milestone ill do watever the first comment says ok trust
🌳🌳🌳when🌿the🍄tyrians🌿squirm🍄under🌿my🍄heel,🌳i🌸will🍄keep🌳pressing🍄until🌲they🌲pop.🌿#gore🌲#violence🌳🌳🌳
martyr ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
WHAT PART OF FUCKIN NO DONT U UNDERTSTAND YOY FUCKIN EEJIT #VAGUEPOSTING
by popular demand. +hen. #gore #body-horror +he inner mechanisms of +he hand. are perhaps +he mos+ compelling piece of biological engineering evolu+ion has gif+ed us wi+h. a simplis+ic sys+em of +endons and pulleys. carrying +he bulk of +he mos+ impor+an+ +ouch recep+ors we have. i+ is some+imes dizzying +o +hink of jus+ how much fine +uning over hundreds of +housands of genera+ions wen+ in+o providing us. wi+h such precise mo+or func+ion. in such an elegan+ presen+a+ion. I am a surgeon. I have seen +he mechanisms laid ou+ before me many +imes before. I have recons+ruc+ed bone. and gra+ed nerve and +endon. I have s+udied +he ways in which +he smalles+ brush of scar +issue can disrup+ +he marione++e pull of +issue used. +o so much as crook a finger. how delica+e +he whole machine can be. for some+hing +ha+ is on +he fron+ line. of how we feel and in+erac+. wi+h +he world around us. one of +he firs+ +imes I me+ my spouse. +hey allowed me +o flense par+ of +heir hand. and wa+ch in real +ime even +he smalles+ of movemen+s. +hey le+ me feel +hem flex a muscle in +heir arm and wa+ch +heir flexors con+rac+. +heir fingers +wi+ch. i+ was perhaps +he firs+ +ime since I lef+ +he church +ha+ I fel+ as +hough. I was wi+nessing some+hing divine. some+hing Holy. i+ has been sweeps since +hen. and +he image of i+ s+ill follows me every +ime I hold +ha+ hand. or +race +heir scar. my only regre+ was +ha+ I was s+ill so concerned. by +he +hrea+ of infec+ion +ha+ I did no+ +ake +he chance. +o feel +hem flex benea+h my +ongue. +here is an in+rinsic beau+y +here. among +he flesh. and bone. and +issue. we are so li++le more +han +ubes and s+rings. and +ha+ will forever be more in+oxica+ing of a +hough+ +han half +he skin-deep lus+ I read nigh+ly. I forgo+ where else. I was going wi+h +his. hunger wins once more.
/if ur gir𝐋 main sett that ain't gonna be ur gir𝐋 for 𝐋ong that's abt to be ur boyfriend 𝐋o𝐋
and the morning after i join..... sniff... im so happy and proud...
SOPOR BROWNIES ARE LOOKING ME IN THE BULBS AND WINKING RIGHT NOW.
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Sigh. I may have to reminnd youu to practice proper self care every time.
🜂 | "Yeehaw" is shorthand for yee hawrdly worked today. yee? as in yeearning for gains? haw? as in. the sound of me Haw-king my goddamn gooey spit into the face of such Market Inefficiency? if youre Yee-ing without Haw-ing youre watering your mouth with nothing to feed on. you dont water a field of crops with no crops in them do you? i dont ride into the sunset after planting. i drag the sunset to my boardroom and make it sign Non-Competes for my brilliance. you think Alternia was conquered by Cowboys and Cowpokes and Cowdopes and Cowcrud and Cowcrammers? no. it was conquered by those who were literally worth their weight in actual gold. 🜂 | Yeehaw to you too, @packageHandler. 🜂 | When youre ready for a real job? ive got some platinum you could chip in on. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Dashwatching #InvestingInCureePostStock #ErzhixTheUnquestionableQuickFix #MoneyMoneyMoney #UserPosted #Yeehaw #HowsThisFor #Howdy 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
yeehaw.
next person to act surprised when i pick up something heavy is getting decked for real. #violence #idcifitsakideither #illdropkickthatthing #imatworkyesihaveajob
I feel as +hough +he presence of music. would only ruin +he joy of crimes. bu+ +hank you.
got threatened a few times today but one of the threats made me blush. so thats fun!