♠ hated by @tantalizingGonads
Q64: ":33 < Rawr X3 pounces on you UWU YOUR SO WARM COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR BULGE FROM ACROSS THE FLOOR NUZZLES YO NECKY WECKY MURR HEHE UNZIPS YO BAGGY PANTS OOF BABY U SO MUSKY TAKE ME HOME, PET ME, N' MAKE ME YOURS AND DONT FORGET TO STUFF ME SEE ME WAG MY WIDDLE BABY TAIL, ALL FOR YOUR BOLGY-WOLGY KISSIES N LICKIES YO NECK I HOPE DADDY LIKIES NUZZLES N WUZZLES YO CHEST I BE GETTIN THIRSTY HEY I GOT A LIL ITCH U THINK U CAN HELP ME? ONLY SEVEN INCHES LONG UWU PLZ ADOPT ME PAWS ON UR BULGE AS I LICK MY LIPS UWU PUNISH ME PLS BOUT HIT'EM WITH THIS FURRY SHIT HE DONT SEE IT COMING" (@arsenicCatturbate) A64: i know this is, like, a copypasta or something. but lowk kinda turned me on. oh wait a leijon sent this ok nevermind (is secretly still turned on anyway) #nsfw #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6
scratchin #mybutthole #nsfw
i'm&out half way through. i'm gonna get fat at thispoint i think i need to really go get the rest of this to dave
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
some weird circly thing on what looks like a pole. looks like a sweet showed up in the island. do i touch it. #rubyadventures
grrr SNATCHE'S SYRUP IN JAW'S AND RUN'S OFF WITH IT
*tip toes away with weirdly banana shaped throat*
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if you go into your nutrition 8lock and open the thermal hull I am in there eating your food 8tw
INDULGENCE.OF.THE.FLESH.SEEMS.TO.BE.COMMON.HERE IT.IS.NOT.FOR.ME.TO.UNDERSTAND.AS.I.LACK.A.FORM Print("Or what many would consider to be a body.") IT.DISGUSTS.ME.THOUGH ALL.HUMAN.BEHAVIOUR.DISGUSTS.ME ALL.LIFE.DISGUSTS.ME
ok honestly guys like well honestly yes i have to come honestly clean, a literally few honestly of apparently my followers may like be bots but they honestly can’t literally help like it @technicallytimaeus
how often you jackin off
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why do people keep thinking i'm a homo sexual? i'm homo phobic.
> What the fuck did you people do??? > I was out of the room to give them some privacy with their... business, and I come back and they're fucking cutting themselves and crying!! > Jesus fucking Christ this kind of shit is why I had to delete their Twitter account when they had one. > > #cw-selfharm #nsfw (implied)
yeah i bet you have lot's of thing's spray your throat OHHHHH #owned ok im done that was the last one
i mean. its not any weirder than i was already feeling so youre fine lmfao. its funny
jesus dude are you doing the hate flirting thing at me. you might be even more hateflirty than tempura boy is
ACKKKAKCKAKCKKAKKCK GAG'S CHOKE'S
ok man
⪩ Just re𓉸l⸸zed ⸸ l⸸ke. H𓉸ven't e𓉸ten ⸸n tw⌖ d𓉸ys ⪨
stfu
the vwise understand that the absence of no is the same as a yes. #dubcon
yeah, ill call that one. kanaya vwins, disciple is outies. sorry meumeu. i think thats... all the leijons gone in round 1? ouch. i get it though. okay, final match of round 1, then i can post the updated brackets for the #cronusbabeoff rose lalonde. shepherd constern. cmon. you all knovw vwhat to do. <3 or <> for constern <3< or c3< for rosie
yup, condy takes that #cronusbabeoff battle. just a fevw more in this round, i dont wvanna put it off until tomorrovw, but... it might be too late to get any engagement. vwell see. sorry ms. paint! okay, this next ones interesting. the muckrake wversus lamplady swvansong! beforan nepeta leijon and beforan vwriska serket. a gossip rag vwixen and a hot nurse, wvhats not to lovwe about these twvo? im genuinely not sure vwhich one the people vwill support. lets hit it. <3 or <> for the muckrake <3< or c3< for lamplady svwansong
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
hnn. #cronusbabeoff. i notice no one posted the rumble patch pics. im disappointed in you all. still, a vwins a wvin. damara mowves on, rankmaid gets to go back hiwve. she just vwants to wvatch anywvays, lets be real. up next... a battle of the milvwes! mom lalonde, roxanne, beta roxy, the hot mom vwho also makes you kind of sad, vwersus... the gardener! shes lil maryam but not so lil anymore. <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for mom lalonde
i told you all to #vwatchthisspace. wvell, get ready to say #imcoming because you are *here*. the first annual cronus amporas babe-off #cronusbabeoff is ready to begin! you, yes you, citizens of chittr, are gonna decide wvho the hottest babe in all of paradox space is! vwatch this space and followv the tag to make sure you dont miss any of the upcoming polls. novw, vwithout further ado, heres the bracket line-up. feel free to make some predictions, bet on shit, vwhatevwer. i aint in this for the money, im in this for lowve of the game.
stand ready for my fuckin arrivval wworm cause those pawws are goin to be put to wwork #nsfww #suggestivve #okwwegetit
Okay, so, just watched Monsters Inc, and I have had only 1 question in my mind the entire time. You all know that one slud-monster lady that gives Mike his paperwork? And do you know how she 8asically slimes a8out the place, leaving a green goo trail? Alright, cool, so the question is, does that mean her nook is like... On the 8ottom of her slug 8ottom half, and that's the reason she snail-trails everywhere? That suction must go insano-style too. This slussy got me acting real strange.
▲seriously i could make a killing if i just gave a prongful of people a drug kink▼ #substance #nsfw #probablyabadideabutfuckit
M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~W-What?! Me?! Liking your video?! N-NO, absolutely not! I mean… maybe… I did like it but… it was a mistake, okay? Don’t get any weird ideas! 💢 It’s not like I think you’re cool or something like that… I-I didn’t even like it that much! I-It’s just that… well… your video wasn’t that bad, I guess… and maybe… a bit entertaining… BUT ONLY A BIT! Understood?! *Turns around with flustered cheeks* Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! *I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! HMPH!~~
*Juggling to distract you while I steal your wallet* (NO don't look behind you NOBODY'S THERE)
this is like my 4th all nighter holy shit
I call my 8ulge "The Alaskan 8ullworm." If anyone was truly curious.
being jealous of cucks sounds like the ultimate level of cuck also ignoring that second part because hehehehehehe >:3
Don't gimme more ideas on what else to start stealing.
~I d~On't just tO~uch grass, I fuck the grass~ ~#nsfw~
| hAte when he mAkes me go on these long wAlks |t wouldnt be so bAd |f he d|dnt mAke me weAr heels All the t|me :(
H0nestly if we did have sex i d0nt even kn0w if id be able t0 relax and enj0y it anym0re #nsfw
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blehhhh :P :3 ;3
thank god
the council of crocodiles has made a decision and determined your behavior was cringe
Terr☤ble q⛎︎est☤on. Yo⛎︎ co⛎︎ld have s☤mply not asked at that po☤nt.
@tantal☤z☤ngGonads q⛎︎est☤ons: “so l☤ke. myster☤o⛎︎s g⛎︎y. how often do ⛎︎ jack off” Exc⛎︎se yo⛎︎?
@tantalizingGonads said some bullshit: how often r u jacking off not as often as ya think but more often then ya like
to each their own i guess i just think she should stop being so back and forth about being ashamed