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࣪⊹₊˚{ orcayyyy goooodliiiight chittr.... }~q~{ .o{ zzzz } }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️you have been all i have ever strived for, mister ampora.↘️

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Watch your language. #Blacklisted #WrittenUp #Unhirable - MC Oleana

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Ow. Sudden, pounding nub pain. #MyNub - MC Oleana

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@tumblingTenet Take ⬡ne unc⬡uth step t⬡ward my scheduellist and I will c⬡mmand C⬡pperajah t⬡ crush y⬡u t⬡ death with his st⬡mp pillars. #vi⬡lence #threats #b⬡ssm⬡ves #chairmancing #managementtechniques - MC R⬡se🌹

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NOW PLAYING: The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana) One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a split, so do many more Over hill and highway the Banana Buggies go Come along to bring you the Banana Splits show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YVc5Rgyv6s

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

It's been too long, so I say we delve back into more dreadful baking trends I would like to see buried but NOT mourned. - Ice cream "cakes." Stop calling it a "cake" if you haven't stuck even a single layer of sponge inside, and be mindful of the ratio of ACTUAL CAKE to NON-CAKE SUBSTANCES. Also, is the frosting on an ice cream cake not the most noxious gloop ever to film over the roof of your mouth? What is IN that? I see you all beaming over those candles. So happy to eat that damn nonsense. - Desserts gussied up to look like savory foods and vice versa. I do not mean performance art deception pieces wherein the fondant (only acceptable use of fondant) has been molded into realistic sculpture with the intent to dupe the viewer. I mean a stupid faffing hamburger cake, or the mashed potato ice cream cone. What is the appeal? Kindly select a lane before I run you off the road. Be dessert or be nothing. - Cupcakes which have reached such vertical instability you cannot even sample your goods without the tip of the frosting sneaking up your nasal passage and poking your brain. "Who wants one???" THE LAKERS. YOUR CUPCAKE OUGHT TO BE SLAMMING THREE POINTERS. IT'S SIX FOOT FIVE. Back to work. These rejections of fads that refuse to die come to mind mostly as I reject pitches for upcoming cookbooks and social media content. Follow the BettyBuddies channel on Youtube for all the content I decided WAS up to snuff. These jokers. :|

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back off bro

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

h- what do you mean half. d1d you just, swallow half the fuck1ng bottle

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1 should add "profess1onal enabler" to my resumé

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- My Baronair., Do you really cast mme away for slights and petty jealously? Me? Your pitiful palecull. Your' Beforan bad boy. Your weathered sickly Prince of the chammpagne tower. Your papper of the mmagic Hands - Please. I don't t know what I will do with mmyself. I'mm 18 sweeps and I've never. had to fill up a scuftle buggy with gas on mmy own. I don't even really know what the thermmosstat does or how to mmake it Work. I've never had to. I amm Helpless. Utterly Helpless. ※ PROPOSAL: Is there anyone on this website that's willing or half-willing to take on a culled, greying rescue oliv e if he breaks up with mme? Serious inquires only.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Palind, I've been meaning to pencil in some one-on-one time with you. A leader should always have time for her own subjects. How about we grab a bite sometime soon?

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I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

ok guys, quest1on for the peanut gallery for torment nexus v1ew1ng th1s t1me around: l1vestream or l1vestream

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️this is not what you think.↘️

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

@tumblingTenet @naughtyTechnician @bulgeCurator @postTagger @resplendentCandour Someone get this thing out of my face, please

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#wEwRITHED

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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ no ones matesprit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones situationship }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones hateful talking stage }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ bored but at peace }=ࡇ={ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #girlglubber #lanadelstingray #violethysteria #cullquette #reglub }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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@assistMint[AM]

- Blood pusher ow

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- *Your

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@assistMint[AM]

- Palind - This isn't Helping please stop papping mme

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Oooh, girl... this wwould'vve nevver happened to me in Las Vvegas, girl (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

except magic isnt real so your hoofbeastshit curse didnt wwork usin the powwwwah a science an empricism eri skillfully parries the attack blastin you in the nug wwith his legendary boomstick mercy wwill not find you though you scream an caterwwaul as your face melts off in a gelatinous goop at my feet some of your fecal lowwblooded jelly gets on my boot a most unforgivvable offense that results in me usin crosshairs moonlit stock to cavve your nugbone in twwo wwords ass blood okay noww that youvve been dealt wwith ivve got an invvestment to wwrap up #vviolence

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are you patronizin me right noww you single horned gutteraboo just for that ill be addin her to my collection plus i busted my last pail doll

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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「kekeke~~ (ФωФ)」

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@veritysGleam[VG]

[ A photo post: It's a shellfie! Kidding. It's a selfie, taken by one beaming Hicari, who's doing kissy-fish lips, a peace sign, and a wink. She's leaned over into the personal space of @freakNasty, who looks to be unhappy about the current circumstances and.... wearing handcuffs. Caption: ] ࣪⊹₊˚{ hanging with my new bestieeee! }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ [ #kidnapping ]

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Hm. Phylactery.

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@terminallyCapricious#2753 STOP QUAD REACTING MY POSTS! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT!

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@assistMint Give me the Debrief on the Goings-On, Champ!

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That's quite long for a "mild" spat. - MC Oleana

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You may think my demeanour is cold. But my blood is.... lukewarm. #Girlboss - MC Oleana

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Hey, I'm gonna need you to step the fuck off? Okay????

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↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️

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Breaking news, straight from the #MacroCullsmos research labs. It seems our team of geneticists were able to splice together the genes of several different species, resulting in something that is said to be identical to an "earth foX." If you don't believe me, goregle "Macro FoX" to learn all about it. #Science #Technology #Innovation - MC Oleana

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@bulgeCurator[BC]

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️ok i do not even care anyway.↘️

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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@bulgeCurator[BC]

@tumblingTenet

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Usually uh, from what I can tell, women want reliable partners? So someone reliable, and probably kind? Not the sort of stuff discussed in this thread, unless it's bedroom roleplay..? Maybe?

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= it's got fucking what. get this guy away from. everyone. wtf. ="

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@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ WAAAATEREVER, mouthbreather!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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@codakkEffect[CE]

♠ So I've blocked you. Wonder why? Please consult the criteria below: ♠ ✔ You done a hemoism ✔ You done a sexism ✔ You done a polyquadrant erasure ✔ You heckin disrespected sex work ✔ You called me "Joe Cuckold" Chittr is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

It does not.

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@codakkEffect[CE]

♥ Getting to know each other ♥

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Huh??

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

What in the sam hill are you on about!

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Rest assured, I am flattered.

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I don't even know why we have a Department of Statistical Outliers, to be quite honest. Jeorge is the only troll who has worked there for sweeps. #Redundancy #LayoffCanidates - MC Oleana

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@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ imagine ranKing songs and posting the most mid garbage ever #vagueposting☆

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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"tell me that there 1s a pr1nter on th1s b1tch of a battlesh1p. get me a pr1nt out of that blue one’s (@gratu1tousAnnu1ty) art and put 1t on the wall. 1 need someth1ng to laugh at wh1le you lad1es are work1ng"

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

if you see me on chittr tossin around impolite vvernacular like "gutterblood" please be awware a powwerful and arguably independent wwoman wwith maroon blood gavve me the pass #alleridanscansayit

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

What's keeping you.

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= squints. ok. ="

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= befoooore you do that, medicull office so you can check everything is good, before you do that. ? sigh. ="

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️IF YOU ARE GOING TO WALK TO THE GALLOWS, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST LAUGH ALONG THE WAY.↗️ ↘️i will not apologize for assuming you have a sense of humor.↘️ ↗️OR, HAD.↗️

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

CRAZY STORIES OF THE JANE HUMAN, CEO OF CROCKERCORP, ABOUT SOME SORT OF SEX BOAT BIRTHDAY. THE PRESS IS GONNA LOVE THIS. #RESLAUGHTINGLIVE #SUBFORTHELATESTNEWS

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^do not do this>

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Just steal it from the caverns man.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION

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#ICAME

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It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

I've procured it.

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This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i wvont treat you like those other guys babygirl, im different and sensitiwve

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️i am forming professional relationships with your boss so airtight and solid that he is firing you but continuing to remain in association with you on nubbook so that you can continue to watch the organization prosper without your involvement or benefit.↘️

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Every single one of these lowlifes will get what's coming to them. I will take the respect I deserve from the cold, dead claws of those who would deny me it.

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️YOU NEED A JOB.↗️

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#Reported.

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[Pity] So sad for all of you that I'm going to be the next empress, you really thought you had a chance...

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

t)(e best clowns r obedient clowns. da ones w)(o kno da messia)(s love me.

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such a chilling series!!! i7s s7ill hard f0r me 70 wa7ch al0ne xc

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@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

YOU SHOULDV3 STOPP3D H1M!

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Grab a friend. You've got one of those, don't you?

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A babe with motherly aura, specifically

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Greetings everyone, I hope I'm not too late to the happenings here. For today I'd like to share a thoughtful line from The Prea+cher's book: Blessed shall be the trolls whi+ch work the hardest, as their sa+crifi+ce will +count that mu+ch more in the grand s+cheme of existen+ce. Anti+cipate more in the +coming +cy+cles!

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SANDPANTS CLOWNMAN.

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