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By the way, I "regret" to inform you that J.K. Rowling tragically passed away last night after her computer spontaneously and mysteriously exploded. Completely without prompting, I'm sure. It's such a shame, really. To see such a "beloved" figure in the wizard fiction scene go so soon before her time. She hadn't even finished writing "Harry Potter and the Benevolent Imperial Drone," the manuscript to which was tragically contained on the very same computer that exploded. How horrible.
てか今、ちんこのことばっか考えてるんだけど。 #nsfw
https://f2.toyhou.se/f1le/f2-toyhou-se/1mmages/120121668_zQQ6xtoReT4ZZdL.png l1sten you rotten lot hahaha @playfulP1nn1ped and 1 have an announcemment to mmake announcemment be1ng we have palely jo1ned together as #mmo1ra1ls fra1mm1 you are mmy best fr1end yes (( ooc: what a fun collab hehehehe ))
| fnound A pc|tureo from my mdoel|ng dAsys :) s|nce so mnAy ppl werre wonder|n here u gooo #nsfw #syggesutd|sve https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/1bc147c59306.png
thanks. s0ulbot c0de is the product 0f my worst meth0ds powered by my best intenti0ns and fueled by desperation.
concept: giving your ai matesprit control of your lovense their modulated voice sounding breathy over the speaker you keep by your bed as they talk you through it (tags: Reader/AI, #nsfw, flushfic, toys, #rankworks, joi, become the vibrator, archive rating: E)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY. ANOTHAHA ROUND OF ASKS STUFF FROM MY ASK CORNER. MINI ASK BATCH #2. Y'ALL MUTHAHAFUCKERS GOTTA BE ASKING ME MORE SHIT. LEMME DROP THESE REAL FAST. AT: ^^hoW does being the heir of heart manifest for You? that is, hoW does it affect Your quest or Your poWers?^^ DAMN. THAHAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. KINDA JUST FEELS LIKE IT HAHAPPENS, MORE THAHAN SOMETHING THAHAT I'M ACTIVELY IN CONTROL OF, Y'KNOW? FOR ME IT ALWAYS FELT LIKE IT HAHAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE DISSOLUTION OF EGO, AND JUST MOVING INTO PURE UNDERSTANDING AND EXPERIENCE OF MYSELF AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME. JUST ME. THE FADE. AND EGO. IT'S KINDA MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARD TO PUT THIS SHIT INTO WORDS, YOU FEEL? CC: You look pike you )(ave a lot of tattoos. W)(at's your favourite one and will we ever get a full tattoo tour? 38P MG: (•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I'M PRETTY MUCH MUTHAHAFUCKING COVERED ACTUALLY. MY FAVORITE TATTOO'S EASY THOUGH. I GOT MY MATESPRIT'S SYMBOL TATTOOED ON MY WRIST, AND I BE GIVING IT A KISS LIKE A GOOD LUCK CHAHARM BEFORE I GET INTO A SCRAP OR SOME SHIT. xo) ASK ME MORE SHIT HERE, DON'T BE A COWARD. CONFESS SHIT TO ME ABOUT ME OR WHAHATEVER THE FUCK: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeEt-dgySRvz2Jtzb17Ojk-R_OFdla-rsBTXmielXIiR4woQg/viewform?usp=dialog #YungJugg #YungJuggAMA
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT'S UP! CHECK MY LATEST CHITTR POST. xo)
Y3ah w3r3 pr3tty fuckin cut3 @tot32Gru32om3 http2://i.ibb.co/Zzm6FLp7/zabhug.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdc1f0f0e8c6.jpg #shitpost
alright FINE i wwill finally clear up all misapprehensions and mysteries and revveal that i am The Thaumaturge it is me #outglutmasquerade #fitcheck #truthnuke https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c64b10ab04c5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc95376794e.png
ok chittr its time to slide into the cupe see ya later lmao
is this a cry for help https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d2e0ecea624.jpg
i need every single one of you who followed me studied under a microscope
... feferi why did you like my entire post history girl do you have something to say https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b0a69d1a3984.jpg
if anyone is reading this please god send memes im so fucking bored they took everything out of the room even the goddamn bed i am in a glorified box
okay they werent kidding i type "turn" in the search box and theres ten billion of other mes fleshy organic variants or otherwise
who the hell just followed me all youre going to see on here is my never ending yapping as is customary to davelings and perhaps the mad ramblings of a "man" unraveling to a millennia of metatextual awareness on occasion
oh my god she writes fanfic why is it so good who is she im about to spend the next couple of hours spamming her content now finally some good food even though i cant eat thats besides the point
guys shes liking my chitts im giggling like a schoolgirl and going "kyaaaa~" and everything
who was going to tell me theres a latino dlc for alternia why am i only now leaning this i should know everything by now yet somehow i manage to get surprised
... should i be concerned that four daves just followed me all at once or
oh hey they returned the bed to the room finally at least now it isnt so empty in here not that i even need it to sleep because i cant but at the very least my shiny metal ass has a place to sit looks like they reinforced it some more how *nice* of them
bruh stop following me this is my secret place to complain into the void where they cant see it
leave it to any variant of rose to do shit just to spite me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c6c3328fe03.jpg
okay now you guys are doing this shit on purpose https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91e1519fe692.jpg
yall STOP theyre going to find it sus why im freaking the fuck out https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbd34e0f4556.jpg
do yall have selective hearing is that it or is this place actually hell https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f8b626dcfc4.jpg
im going to literally eat glass physically i will look you in the eyes while i bite into an empty coke bottle like im crunching on a piece of hard candy and eat it
also quit liking my posts what is there to like im being a piece of shit and you guys bow at my feet in droves
you freaks just get off on being degraded like animals and want to be put in your place #nsfw i guess https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d45d9dffbea.jpg
i bought a muzzle :) #nsfw
i know many people posted very large holes for their hole posting but personally i dont think #sizematters when it comes to thorough archaeological excavation :)
aw shuCks, woulda been niCe to see ya! or... well- y'know what i mean, masks 'n' all.
:33 < i drew a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a85000d92003.jpg
I LOV IT
:33 < pawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
s]-[ame i appre[iaТТe ТТ]-[e re[[]gniТТi[]n anyway
THANK YÖU I LÖVE HIM ÖH MY GÖD A DAPPER FELLÖW im.printing it öut and putting it ön my nutritiön blöck
https://64.media.tumblr.com/7a3b37903c5f3c818375f00bab8a2a94/6833af83d5311e32-81/s1280x1920/1b1a6106e9c07c416d41f1020811d0decbae5a92.png ((Workdailylog))
>> Fa¡r enough!! Do what makeડ you fee1 r¡ght ¡n your body ^ ^ that'ડ a11 that matterડ
=oXO really¿ i don,t have any books to try it out with so i guess i,ll have to believe it¡ =oXO
sunfish l0l
course not doll, vwas just a nickname, meant nothin by it
aint got jack shit to post but just vwanted to say hey
your feedback means evverythin fef
i'm glad y0u used my preferred headshot instead 0f the one that better reflects the state 0f me. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGuEWj0VgAIll1c.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4458461cf818.png #myhole @archiveAddict
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
Posting #hole for #sinfulsunday. #nsfw? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0bb8b14d4a57.jpg
Pspsps. #suggestive
｢megane-san's lusus... naked tosan is cho ikemen~! usoooo! -☆ (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ megane-san is a hikikomori... and ojii's underground tunnels are my hive! σ(￣∇￣;) so kaitekiiii! ahhh!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: "naked tosan" is a formal, kind way to refer to megane-san's lusus! cho ikemen means he's soo hyandsome! usooo is a true gachikoi's way of expressing glee, and a hikikomori is someone who never leaves the hive. it's a good thing that ojii's (×- rude way to refer to pappachan!) digging is so 快適 (kaiteki: spacious, comfortable, and homely!)] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d43e5d5d6e02.png
the wall 0f yumposting is a better start tw0 the day than i anticipated. hard pivoting fr0m that business last light.
its a romcom to YOU to me its psychological horror
there we g0 now we can break in the badge 0fficially https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4eaa2013cfa7.png
five guys? burgers AND fries? what the fuck is next man
#nowplaying #targeted https://open.spotify.com/track/5p48T2Tqm7xX3ym7uslGOg?si=Q9twQE4URVSqL9xNTQ0uoA
(( finished a new selfie for Lucier. I'll be posting it when it's more active. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/897d9421f5ca.png
Tonight, I obtained a new pet! A catfish I rescUed from the foUntain in town. Another mysterioUs spawn! We still do not know what caUses non-native species to spontaneoUsly appear in the town's waterways. BUt. She is mine now! And. Is very cUte. This is not a pictUre of her. BUt. A photo I foUnd online that I thoUght was fUnny! Haha. ・・・𝛾
Good meowning
Is Now A Bad Time To Talk About How When Different Castes Pail Inside Of Me It Comes Out A Fun Color, Or. This Includes Human Genetic Material. #nsfw #nsfc
while you were busy jacking off and cumming hard it rained outside beautifully #nsfw
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is 8 am a good time to be freaky, i still haven’t even left my bed yet
yeah yeah..
-> :) https://media1.tenor.com/m/ebv2ytqmrncaaaad/venison-soup.gif = Your Total Is $15.38
One of my men almost dropped me, so I put his ass into the timeout dungeon for bad and naughty henchies.
=oXO got told this is a show your face website so' showing my face' my profile image is also my face but it,s so tiny haha' not 100% sure this will work but lets try' if it doesn,t work i,ll edit' #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/a535da3827f112a522add857b2f7bf78/8045ced7b73b9a02-a6/s640x960/c7b06f9bfcf485599dc00fa2ab68a4e3e941f15a'png =oXO
Getting high as nuts and looking at pictures of him. Top tier experience.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
h0w seadwellers arrive two functi0ns in the lowbl0od districts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f7ee1fbb9d0.png #shitpost
]-[as]-[ТТag []ne wr[]ng sna[]{ away fr[]m upseТТТТing innards again
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I GOT MY EMPLOYEE MUGSHOT DONE, BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUES DECIDED TO ELECT ME EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. SURELY IT’S ONE BIG FAT JUICY JOKE. HA HA HA. IS THAT WHAT HUMANS SAY WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES THEIR ABSURDITY PALATE? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA33F4BF14EA.JPEG
₍^. .^₎⟆ “Take a shower” ! can’t… ! dr!nked !t all꠹
let’s fucking gooo chittr my dick is finally finally gone this is an amazing day #suggestive but not really because it’s just me celebrating my surgery being successful lmao
friendship beam...
...Wow, is s)(e STILL going? T)(at's embarracudassing. Some people would really bent)(icfit from t)(e gentle, loving touc)( of a culler to ease t)(eir woes. #Vagueposting
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♤ It's Not About How Interesting The Stories Are, Only That Memories That Come With Em ♤
A_good_well_dug_hole, it_is_square_and_a_grave_and_someone's_corpse_will_go_inside._#death_#holeposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/878ad0ddf898.png
i'm alwa7s vindi(ated whenever i en(ourage people to post selfies. 7ou're stunning!
You look quite nice, good selfie.
For t)(ose of you w)(o missed it yesternig)(t: You are a lotus flower. 🪷 Let not)(ing and no one get under your skin. #Positivity
s[]unds li]{e ]-[ell []f a ТТime i li]{e iТТ
s0meone's f0ught over s0me turf in the surf by the lo0ks of it. fuck that's stupid. anyways see it was fine
mig]-[ТТ be a sТТrange p[]inТТ []f aТТТТenТТi[]n buТТ w]-[ere did y[]u geТТ ТТ]-[[]se s[ars
♤ If It's Not Too Forward, Darling. I Love The Scars. Would Love To Get Their Stories, Sometime. ♤
absolutely 6or6eous, ma'am, absolutely! ^◡^
BUNNY SPOTTED! also you look so cute! i love that top! :D
seems pike earlier w0uld be better if you're establishing a presence.
Post whatever you wish I doubt anyone will stop you.
even better! it's like an introdu(tion
early?? naaah, take 'em!
never!
Women #suggestive
As everyone gets busy wit)( t)(eir )(oles, I must reefmind you all to be careful wit)( t)(em! You wouldn't want to damage t)(e structural fintegrity of your )(ole by letting t)(e wrong person fall into it!!!
we've all been slacking on #megidomay so the rankmaid has decided tw0day we dig and tom0rrow every0ne posts h0les. lot 0f jumping the gun or at least WIP p0sting though.
Got all 9 of my unpaid interns digging holes on their day off. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7863bf4a02e6.png - MC Oleana
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
Thi2 2it3 b3 lik3 http2://i.ibb.co/ZpgzWTGF/22988fa2d06f8c8223ff5904d3382aa6.jpg
i'm in the prime 0f my rigor m0rtis riddled halflife ff sorry. need tw0 up your game to step t0 the spectacular shuffling speech games of this half haunted c0rpse. or give it a few h0urs when i crash tf out again.
y0u've got f0ur total p0sts ff. four. i guess i sh0uld be flattered my input means that much. my 0pinions are all fucking c0ol and 0bjectively correct, s0rry you had tw0 find out this way. glubbing up the wr0ng reef or s0mething.
aCiD TrAcT HoWlIn', bIg dOgG GrOwLiN'. 'fInNa gRaB A BiTe, LoW BlEeD, fUlL ShAoLiN. mUnChIeS HiTtIn' BaAaAaAd. HoNk.
ཐི♡ཋྀ selfie!!! https://i.postimg.cc/tT1RG8Cj/IMG-0695.jpg
the masculine urge tw0 make a woman sit thr0ugh a go0tube video she will n0t find entertaining nor funny.
₍^. .^₎⟆ BREAK!NG NEWSSS: meow꠹
r0ughly four 0f them.
some a yall dont got a 100ft pure gold statue of yourshellf and it shoals
... iGhT, wElL. sEeMs lIkE MoThEr fUcKeRs aRe mOsTlY In tHe mOoD FoR QuIcKiEs aNd qUaRrElIn'. tHaT'S CoOl. To bE AlL ExPeCtEd aNd sHiT, 'SpOsE. lUsT Is a hElLuVa dRuG. cAn't sAy iT AiN'T AlL ToO PlEaSaNt tO SeE TwO BaD MoMmAs rUnNiNg eAcH OtHeR'S PoCkEtS, tHoUgH. sHiIiIt. I CaN FuCkS WiT' iT. :o) hAhAhAhA. bUt, Fr. WhAt's wIt' AlL ThE SaLaCiTy? SoMe oF Y'AlL NeEd tO GeT Yo fRoNdS OuT Yo sKiVvIeS. sHiT'S UnCoUtH. hOnK. :o)