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࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Okay? Good for your friends. We can't all be lucky.

They grew him in a jar
i went ahead and got the outfits ready, now i just have to pick a color... and we have to figure out how we're going to make thys happen! red or blue? hmm.... @antaresesGossamer @empyreansApothehosis @amorousChanteuse @casanovaArmada
on occasion, there is a need to dress in finer regalia to nnake a point about one's position as a god of a neuuly nnade universe. on occasion, one finds that the attire is so fine, that it uuould be unreasonable not to post about it on one's social nnedia. i've no reason not to share, so here uue are. {r} https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/1b9395eeca67.png {r} ((art credit to @pixieivie !!!))

WORK EVENT CANDID. FUCK, WE CLEAN UP REAL NICE. EVERYONE TELL HIM HE LOOKS GOOD, OR ELSE. @TRANQUILOUTCAST
HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY LADS. I GOT ME PINT, PRONGIE’S ON THE HUSKTOP, SIMPLE AS. #GETIN #FOOTBALLNOTSOCCER.x

Some Of You Are Too Worried About " Getting Laid " When You Should Be Worried About Developing A Personality, Send Chitt. #suggestive #nsfc #goodlight

Veeery funny, Oddy. Very funny. I'll take over the music posting from here. Just one last one 4 the road. LET'S HEAR IT 4 THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE'S 4REIGN POLICY!!!!

SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG

-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-

How did H★y★★h get ★ homunculus of you lm★o

If I g★ve you ★ little version of me would you torture it? Torture city for Sm★llink?

I WOULD MAKE IT FIGHT HAYAAH'S STUPID FUCKING HOMUNCULUS OF ME.
IT'S A FUCKING PLUSH TOY OF...ME. I GUESS. IT DOESN'T JUST 'USE YOUR PALMHUSK' ITS FUCKING STUFFING AND FABRIC
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh wait i get it. homojarkat has it. he started a (hitter a((ount. @homun(ulogeneti(ist

BEHOLD. THE PREMIERE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OOZING OUT OF #ABCCAFTERHOURS WHEN NONE OF US HAVE ANYTHING OF MEANINGFUL SUBSTANCE TO SAY. YEAH, YEAH, I WISH I COULD SCHEDULE THESE WHEN IT ISN'T WAY TOO DISGUSTINGLY LATE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION, TOO. SOME OF US HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS. AND I MEAN *FULL* FUCKING TIME. LITERALLY FOR ALL TIME. EVER. FUCK YOU. THANKS FOR JOINING TOLIGHT'S #WATCHPARTY. I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU ON FRIDAY. UNFORTUNATELY.




