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at random intervals during my life now im struck with the vivid image of the voidstrap and i have to sit down and do breathing exercises (tags: The Rankmaid/The Voidstrap, i wonder what my god tier is, would i be able to make cool dildos too, how do you get the cosmetic unlocked, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: "all you have to do is tap out" they are above you as you lay on your back their hands around you neck glaring down with a wide smile and their grip begins to properly crush your windpipe there are so many people around watching but when theyre on top of you like this it feels like youre the only two on the planet "tap out" they repeat through gritted fangs their body presses tighter into yours as you choke out struggled gasps you see their expression shift to a frightening smugness as their hips roll once against you oh fuck "are you unsheathed right now, y/n?" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, fightfic, #rankworks, #fightnight, good luck fighters!, pitchslop, pitchcoded, no quads mentioned, choking, breathplay, #nsfw, exhibitionism, archive rating: M)
#F17CH3CK !!! H3H3H4HH4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85356ae59e8.jpg
Https://imgchest.com/p/a8469vjz24x hopefully This Is Adequate
is it even p0ssible t0 delete a chittr acc0unt?
cute.
bro ju2t honked out an iimage. holy fuck.
~adorable
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16fde3690c43.png I was debating on whether or not to post this but lifes too short to not be a little adventurous yes?
⚇ this one ain't scripture but it is clown rap ⚇ "And if the price of my jokes is death? Word Any line between Hell and my pain blurred Severe panic burst of fear, Messiah's rage And they've always said just wait, it gets worse with age" ⚇ so so SO fucking sick ⚇
"lEt thE mOthErfUckEr wIthOUt sIn cAst thE fIrst stOnE" sAId thE hIghblOOd, thE smAllEst tOOk A rOck And chUckEd It At thE bItch's fAcE "fUckIn fInAlly, nOw wE cAn gEt tO sOmE rEAl shIt" thE hIghblOOd sAId, As EvEry mOthErfUckEr bEgAn tOssIng rOcks tIll thE bItch wAs dEAd hIlArItIEs 5:38 thIs pAssAgE UsEd tO gUIdE sO mUch, bUt I hAvE sEEn dEEpEr mEAnIng In whAt It sUggEsts nOw
D --> Me during a bulk #zahhakvisage D --> #nsfw just in case but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
Hrngh, not no\/\/\/\/ chitten, lusus has \/\/\/\/ork to do.
You would be utterly bowled over by the lack of restraint around bodily fluids these animals are comfortable with.
okay yeah i have *got* to see this
wait do you actually have a tiny clown car
only if you pull up to the date in a super tiny clown car
oh my god i adore waking up more features on the site its turning into a beautiful butterfly right before my eyes good morning chittr critters (tm) how are we feeling
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
You know what. Fine. Whatever. I don't care anymore.
oh yeah? ;o)
HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT? honk honk honk
honk honk. ;o)
this whole time i never thought to hit the quirk button, i thought you literally just honked LMFAO
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
Havingg fun att Clurcch! httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/bd/80/IvWjvBzE_o.pngg
It Is A bIt... dIstUrbIng... tO sEE OthEr rElIgIOns swAyIng thE UngUIdEd hAnds... mAy thE mIrthfUl OnEs gIvE mE pAtIEncE...
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL ME SANTA CLAUS THE WAY I BE GETTING BIG BONED BITCHES TO SIT IN MY LAP AND GIVE ME PRESENTS #nsfw
gay bareback gloryhole amateur #nsfw video
2TTraiighTT up 2aw 2omeone po2TTiing hole la2TT niighTT 2o yeah
oh fuck y3s holy on im gonna b3 busy, gu3sts ar3 arri<ing and i<3 got on3 h3ll of a <i3w brb can som3on3 man th3 door for a s3c? som3on3 plz man th3 door #nsfw #party https://squidg3imag3s.s3.us-w3st-002.backblaz3b2.com/2026/03/25/dazzl3-party.png
IM CHOKING SO FUCKING MUCH FROM CHITTR YALL TOO FUCKING FUNNY DONT EVER FUCKING VHANGE #OOC
DHUI (dry humping under the influence) #nsfw
additionally, dick to dick, frotting under clothes. #nsfw
Is it Working noW. https://i.imgur.com/bnA15j7.png
D probably: Cuck chair? No this is the director's chair. Cut! Where is the passion, guys? Try thinking of me. #nsfw
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
sensual facepainting with your clown matesprit straddling you as they paint you holy (tags: Reader/Purpleblood, clurch, religious themes, stay still, almost done, heavy make up, religious coercion, religious curiosity, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I Can't Believe Clown God Clulge Is Gone. Everyone Weep.... #nsfw
btw have an ooc mode
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
You should invest in one of those human-devised vibrating wand-shaped pleasure devices. If you can't find someone to fill your bed, it will make you feel /much/ better. Just a little sage advice #nsfw
BIG BEAUTIFUL HONKERS HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/618WXHLDBKL._AC_SL1483_.JPG #NSFW
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I HEARD FROM SOME FINE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WE ARE POSTING SPHERES, AND I WILL GIVE THE CROWD WHAT THEY WANT. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c694148e6686.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TOLD ME WE POSTING SPHERE FLEXES NOW? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png
decided i might post A "selfie", since i think i'm Quite cute. might delete lAter (⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝) #nsfw (idr think so, but plAying sAfe) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bfece0bc5b7.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Normally this is a rankmaid type post but do you people have a favorite tag? #nsfw ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I LOVE THE KIND OF TROLL THAT WILL ACTUALLY JUST KILL ME. Y’KNOW, WHEN I LEFT THE THE HOUSE TODAY I WAS THINKING, DAMN, I HOPE SOME HOT TROLL PAINTS MY BRAINS ALL OVER FUCKING HALLWAY. AND HERE WE ARE. I MEAN REALLY, JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROY ME. I’M TALKIN’ WATERMELON IN THE THIGHS LEVEL CARNAGE. AND I WANT IT TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I MEAN I HOPE I PISS MYSELF. I HOPE I PISS MYSELF AND YOU CALL ME YOUR LITTLE “PEEPEE PISSPISS BOY.” I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP. I MEAN I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME YOUR LITTLE BITCH. YOUR LITTLE PEEPEE-PISS-MYSELF-BITCH. I WANT IT TO GET EMBARRASSING. I MEAN LIKE… WEIRDLY EMBARRASSING, UNSANITARY TOO. WE SHOULD BE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE BY THE END OF THE FIRST EIGHT HOURS. #nsfw
did chittr ever reach a consensus on selfcest? 0o0 (tags: selfcest, timeline shipping, you/you, me/me, you/you/me/me, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
MARK: CHECKED. ACCOUNT: VERIFIED. BULGE: OUT. I AM FORCIBLY ESCORTED OFF THE WEBSITE. #NSFW
AnOthEr nIght AnOthEr wOndErfUl tImE On chIttr sUrEly All sOcIAl mEdIA mUst bE sO UnIfIEd And plEAsAnt tO bE On! I wIll rEtUrn hAppIly tOmOrrOw, gOOd dAy All!
i was behaving so good it had to have been @honkhonkhonkHonkhonkhonkhonk though if i had to guess
#nsfw jerkin this site off thte way im refreshin the page 4 no reason
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
"= i am unsure whether to hate or pity react. your bulgeposting. if that is even a term. i keep my business way more secret, in the, uh, 'dms'. ="
HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
Dug up pictur3 I thought I lo2t! Y'all dont g3t to 233 my fac3 though cau23 I wa2 making a dumb fac3. H3r3'2 all my tattoo2 http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117253948_VhuozUPt4lw3tRz.jpg #n2fw #mayb3 #tit2out
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^^(ooc: this notif actuallY made me realize hoW Your quirk Works and it goes hard tbh)^^
:33< same
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in the works: more than moirails (tags: quadrant confusion, its okay to make out with your moirail right?, tell me you want me, forced proximity, flarping mention, character death, archive rating: M) ashen to ashen (tags: toxic auspisticism, you’re going to watch us, #nsfw, emotional manipulation, flarping, caste imbalance, crawling back to you, playlist in the works, desperation, unrequited red, archive rating: E)
-[>had tö dig för this öne, its a little ön öthe ölder side but I think yöu can picture the rest #nsfw #nsfwe https://file.garden/Y1y4IpÖdi23QPÖGk/rhizal_b.png
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
you always keep it real viveri
i b3t clowns pail crazy styl3 lik3 i wond3r if it honks if you gi<3 it a squ33z3 #nsfw
the carotid artery is 1.5 inches below the surface of the neck and causes bleed out in 5-15 seconds. the average human bite is 162 psi. :) #gore
> th1s s1te 1s great. "s0meth1ng s1n1ster 1s afeet" and "0nly freak when fr0ken t0" are 1mmed1ately g01ng 1nt0 my v0cabulary
~~~Good morning, Chittr. I have been reminded of this lovely delight a subordinate made for me on the second night of Twelve Meats. Though, it isn't too accurate it was still a good attempt #wafflesaresuperiorthough https://file.garden/acF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/20260219_123811.jpg~~~
=^owo^= I do book clubs in the church. Reading togther is an excellent activity. Anyone interested?
twagan wuvs the sound of honking !!!!! uwu
=^owo^= im srsly at the point where im about to cut holes in bathroom stalls iykyk #nsfw #nsfwe
=^owo^= reply w/ bulge pics tag accordingly im not trying 2 get banned. #nsfw
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