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@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
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pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png

trolls are some of the freakiest people i've ever met. you guys are into some crazy stuff and i'm all here for it! :D #nsfw
ReadinG NSFW DoujinshI In PubliC AnD NoddinG AlonG So PeoplE KnoW I FucK WitH It #nsfw

Hello... uhm...I have decided to reward you all early to make up for delayed reviews... Uhm... Hi! HHHEHHHHHH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png ((Art by Spookypoopet on Discord!))

:33< meow!

:33< meow!

(°. #pailfriday --> #nsfw .°)

// ok i am lowering the milestone, 10 likes for sara tits #nsfw

:33< #boynook #nonbinarybutt #girlbulge :33< #nsfw

serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png

#NSFW HTTPS://CDN.DONMAI.US/ORIGINAL/FA/83/__KARKAT_VANTAS_HOMESTUCK_DRAWN_BY_LACRYBOY__FA834BDC15DE2578D51E7F3BD85D5539.PNG
Oh My GosH He'S AwakE AnD HatinG My ChitS AgaiN <3 #vagueposting
Um... y--yeah... @_@'' //OOC: Art by my friend Sumi on Discord ^^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de10452174bf.webp #nsfw(ish)

@archiveAddict @taciturnTerror @orphanerDualscar @gullibleColumnist @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @adiosToreador Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Rankmaid's Bulge! I took some extra honey for this one. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 3. But that isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's actually really high for a Rustblood. You'll understand why... Pliability is a 10! Your bulge is particularly dexterous, though, it lumbers a bit because of the previous stat and the next two stats. Length is a 9! Your bulge is long, long enough and pliable enough to self-knot with... Girth is a 7! Your bulge has a very strong base. It's foundational! It's like having an extra arm X Factor is a 10! You... your psionics... Can control your bulge. Exceptionally well. You have internal psionic nodes, I can sense them! It's particularly receptive to you. As for your coloration... Your secretions are dark. Fix your diet! But they are a deep, tasty crimson. I can feel my saliva building at the thought of lapping it all up while you read to me... #630505 Your bulge itself... I can focus on it. Smoother texture, but it isn't a perfect cone like many would suspect. You have a slight series of striations, especially on the underside. It's currently outside of your nook, resting lazily on something... I suspect panties of some kind. But I can not see. I can only observe the sensations. It weighs 2 pounds. You carry an absurd amount of tension in it for someone so ostensibly languid. That is the first thing worth noting. Most would expect something soft, almost absentmindedly tucked away beneath robes and skirts, but there is a constant low readiness to it. It can't be overstated how responsive it is to psionics. Bulges usually react to instinct before thought, but yours reacts to thought before instinct! It's deliberate in its subtle shifts and flexing. It's.. It's like an extension of your own pan! It's an instrument... The striations allow for controlled tension as well as brute force. So... so capable of grip. The texture is so satisfying to feel with my pan. I want it on my face! Weight distribution being close to the base is normal! But your bulge can certainly make highbloods run for their money. Such a ceremonial shade too. It's alarmingly impressive.
#NSFW [A photo of the Jadeblood, fully nude and leaning back on a countertop. The camera was in selfie mode, positioned on the ground. The most prominent feature, surrounded by her freckled thighs, was her nook, which was being spread open by her free hand as her other one propped her upright. She was making a flirtatious expression towards the camera.]

Like this chit and I'll tell you if your typing quirk is moronic, based purely on a superficial skim of your profile.

concept: your kismesis looking up at you with glassy eyes as they take another punch you cant fucking take it anymore you grab them by the face roughly, crushing their split lips to yours dragging your tongue hotly upwards to clean up their bloody nose yourself the taste making you shutter out a needy moan their eyes roll back to look up at you with an annoyingly smug grin teeth stained with that pretty color you hate so much "you take such good care of me" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #fightnight, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #violence, bloodplay, rainbowdrinkerbait, combat, pitchcraving, archive rating: M)

∘☽ Is it now? I will take this as a compliment in that case, I was unsure of its quality when it came too the rendering of it. ☾∘

Muehehe.😈 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49b6d25a50f3.png
UghhhH I'lL TakE AnythinG At ThiS PoinT I JusT WannA GeT HigH AnD PaiL To CelebratE TodaY TBH #substance #nsfw

:33< meow

concept: when she wears that dress that is thin enough to make out the curves of her grubscars when she spins in the light and the silhouette of her naked body is completely visible through the sheer fabric the illusion of modesty what you need a single layer away, and shes sliding the straps down while beckoning you closer (tags: Reader/Anonymous, yuriful saturday, #rankworks, satyuriday maybe no thats not that good, clothing kink, #nsfw, no quads mentioned, #dashwatching, clothingplay, archive rating: M)

heyyy you look a little tired today!! i know it's been such a long weekend for you and i just thought to ask if maybe you wanted to be bred? i don't want you working yourself day and night without some release and pleasure too!! you deserve something nice between all that stressing. i even have the couch cleaned and ready if you wanna get started right now!! #nsfw

[ NEW OOC INTRO LETS GO ] Hey, so this character has developed considerably since I first made his profile and I figured now is a good time to re-write and clarify some things on his pinned post! General Content Warnings: - #NSFW and/or #NSFWE will be ABUNDANT. He's a slut, idk what else to tell you. - #substance posting will also be VERY frequent. It's mainly weed, but he's a party rocker and hangs out at a lot of rowdy events where drugs and alcohol are rampant. - #violence, #blood, #gore not nearly as frequently as the other stuff and ALWAYS tagged accordingly. This will be mostly in a SFW context but he has some edgy kinks so... you've been warned - #angst and #yearning these aren't AS frequent as they used to be, he's still got some trauma and he gets a little vent-y, but it's not that intense and again, always tagged accordingly If any of the above would be upsetting/uncomfortable for you to see, consider blocking this account. I promise I won't be offended <3 I take tagging seriously and always try my best to properly tag my post content. Although this is *technically* a canon character, he is HEAVILY modified and headcanoned to hell because he is from my own personal AU-verse. He has his own whole entire different backstory, different relationship connections, etc. Basically, don't assume that he's all that much like canon Roxy because he is not. He may as well be an OC inspired/based on Roxy. On the subject of pronouns/gender, he identifies as nonbinary and trans-masculine. He uses mainly He/Him or They/Them pronouns... but he also is TOTALLY FINE with using She/Her pronouns, feminine titles and terms of endearment, etc. He sometimes may even switch to using She/Her and girly words for HIMSELF. Sometimes he just feels femme. PLEASE do not make the assumption that it's okay to use she/her or feminine terms for OTHER people that identify as trans-masculine!! This is an extremely personal part of Rox's identity that is specific to him. [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that my Rox is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. DM Status: ALWAYS OPEN! Rox loves when people interact with him on here and he will almost always answer as soon as possible! These are also open for OOC questions/comments to the author, and for roleplay! If you engage in publicized OOC drama, are an intentionally inflammatory account or are a shit-starter, I want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!! I keep out of that shit and I don't want it on my profile, so take it elsewhere. That's pretty much it, thanks! [ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c160d8865038.png ] Pictured in the image are Zabrak Zephos @abjectDetermination and Hal Strider @artificesRecompense (Thanks to Hal's Mun for doing basically all the work on making this art look pretty!!!! I just did an initial sketch and picked colors haha)
I'lL RidE SomE BulgE If I CaN LeavE MarkS FroM HickeyS AnD LipsticK ;3 #nsfw

So many of you are SO R--EADY for a good tide. Rig)(t! I'm t)(inking Tuesday, T)(ursday or Saturday next week! React to w)(ic)( day would be betta. ♡ for Tuesday ◇ for Wednesday ♧ for Saturday. #gillsnig)(tout Remember: everyone is w)(alecome. T)(e only requirements are gossip and fun!

concept: visiting them in prison and pressing your middles real close from your opposing sides of the cell letting your bulges play between the bars and trying not to be spotted by the guards (tags: Reader/Anonymous, prisonfic, #rankworks, no this doesnt have anything to do with the person that was actually just arrested, everyones just talking about it, and i wanted to do between the bars stuff, exhibitionism, nonpen, bulgejobs, dont get caught, #nsfw, archive rating: E)

concept: watching them start to raise weapons as the argument reaches a dangerous pitch all your yelling to try and auspisticize is ignored you need to stop them, you need to do your ashen duty theyre about to strike at each other when their attention is pulled to you, immediately snuffing their anger the sight of you bent over offering something new for them to fight over (tags: Reader/Auspisticized Parties, ashenfic, #rankworks, dp, bottom reader, ashenpails, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

concept: "wwhat do you think you doin im tryin to showwer" eridan 1 slid close behind eridan 2, eridan 2s fins fluttering in humiliation as he flashed his teeth "just let me do this" eridan 1 muttered in annoyance, both of their bodies wet from the water running above them the eridan war had been tough on every eridan and without solace in others theyd begun seeking comfort in each other eridan 2 sighed out a guilty moan, leaning his head back as eridan 1s hands moved over his hips to press him close "and you dont mind if 4 5 6 and 7 are here too right" "wwhat" "yes we are here too" "weve been here the whole time" "keep goin im close" "i call chute" (tags: Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora, #eridanwar, #selfcest, #rankworks, dirty locker room, or barracks i guess, shower pailing, exhibitionism, unmentioned quads, amporaslop, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

good evening moonlight ^0^

:33< be sure to send meow an invite when mewre ready no rush!

thank you for your support in my sleepover everyone i could have never imagined so mmany friends would be interested in doing sleepover things i have read about and also the thing with the two human boys kissing for us to watch at some point in the night my hive got burnt down but im staying with one of my bestest friends coolscar while my lowblood disability checks fund the drone repair squad the sleepover will happen when repairs are finished im excited to see everyone! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #justiceforrankmaidssleepover, see you soon!, archive rating: M)

what do you mean no more events what about my sleepover i was finally going to have a sleepover like a normal girl i never th0ught i c0uld have friends but i was g0ing t0 have a sleep0ver im s0 stupid im s0 stupid

:33< thinking about once again that wondpurrous thing called #girlbulge :33< #nsfw

concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat

concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)

iif i hosted a party after my hive gets repaired and the party was just about spinning a naked figure of troll sanji tto make people kiss and i wouldnt play i would just watch and maybe i could have a special chair to sit in as the special um host of the party that had the best view of the circle also would anyone come to that? i understand if not (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, spin the figure, #nsfw, and other party games, i wouldnt play any, i would just be watching, archive rating: M)

concept: being small enough that they can literally wrap their hands around your middle to hoist you up, dangling your feet and manually moving you up and down without even needing to thrust their hips or being big enough that you can just lift them up with their legs tossed over your arms to push their crotch to your face, holding them up while you work them out with your tongue (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, height difference, chitfic, chit trend, size difference, #nsfw, oral, quadless imagine, no quadrant mentioned, archive rating: E)
inchresting that all 11 of us betas are the exact same type im sure that says SOMEthing but idk what im sposed to read in2 it

concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)

okay just gonna. throw this out there and move on. by popular (two whole people's) demand. #nsfw [pictured, jinx, leaning forwards towards the camera, hands on her thighs and knees together, a decent view down the top of her bunnygirl outfit, one ear up, the other slightly bent and askew. Her face is a heavy hue of pink, an almost squiggly and awkward smile on her lips. behind her there is a mirror, positioned so that her rump is visibly in view, the cottontail on the suit above a heart shaped backside, outlined in the blue material of her suit.] happy easter i guess?

i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)

concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)

#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
I - found - a - recent - photo - I - think - it - was - during - a - panic - attack - though - ..? - I - forgot - why - the - photo - was - taken - ... - It - looks - fine - I guess > I - think - it - was - about - something - stupid - i - feel - leaving - this - without - edits - might be - a mistake > https://files.catbox.moe/y1ofcq.png #cw-mental health ? #dream
Signless giving his Sermon be like: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/37/11/c23711c5d6e27ec861ebe3106dc11592.jpg

#nsfw Not sorry. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/6694/c1c20554dc4413c3406ab8bef6b91165.jpeg?7640124

10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
/// sighs.. i used to actually be a tumblr sjw too.. for shame..
/// OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. nah nah u getting a ramble about that one second >:)
"Blood pooling over your eyes. Hands raw from a fight that you can't quite remember. Fuschia stains your vision. A horn snapped off. All that has ever been due to a mistake of yours, is long since gone. Your bone broken into what is useless. You are someone to be forgotten if you are to be lucky. Infamy is more venomous in ways that you forget. Tell one and all. Mock at who is to be executed in the end... All you could do is run in the end" Um - Writing - working on - something > #writing #gore

i think this website w/)uld be better if we quarantined the vi/)letbl/)/)ds in their /)wn r/)/)m away fr/)m the rest /)f civil s/)ciety

ah are you intimately familiar with the scents of the rest of them

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ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)

"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png

concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, #rankworks, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)

concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)

concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, #rankworks, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe

"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png

:33< big fat cat tats :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw ish

If you got a probl3m with Trollbama you got a probl3m with m3.

:33< today rules! :33< and on top of all the great mew guys :33< i get to meow!
haha hey everyone! kinda new here but Xcited to make some new friends X:)
> gang 1 feel l1ke cook1ng 2ometh1ng what 2hould 1 make <
#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute
:33 < the best-worst f33ling is right when you are about to set forth on a task :33 < like doodling cute kitty pictures or start shipping or what have you :33 < but then, hunger strikes! the old vorechamber clamors for some meals :33 < better chomp on some succulent meats to shut it up you know what i mean?? arghhh

"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!

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"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw

okay im djing live and you can see it here on spread the word and come jam yall

Lmao me to the feed. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d11bce97ae7.jpg

I think someone needs to like. Crazy murder me. Put me out of my misery.

quiet tail wagging.

guys if i got out of my nest and streamed me djing on twitch live would you listen

thinking about panera mac n cheese

sometimes you click a quadrant and it like deletes itself and you click it again and it works but youre like scared so you do it again just in case

chittr is full 0f pe0ple wh0 just l0ve enabling self destructive tendencies huh.

Pondering her orbs. #wizardposting #wizard

They call me wizard because I am beam attack beam attack beam attack attack attack blast your bones apart and die forever. Shout out @tenebrousGuardian for this one. #wizard #wizardposting
Reading House of Leaves is what I imagine getting metaphorically skullfucked by psionics has to feel like. I've never written down so many annotations trying to make sense of it all. Excellent read though, makes me wish my residence was as bloody interesting as theirs. Can't say I feel the same jealousy towards the life of Johnny Truant, though. Good fucking luck to that guy. #books #isitashameienjoywritingthesefrivolouslylonghashtags

play with me 0///v///0" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d55587a0538.png
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> a 21ngle gram of uran1um conta1n2 about... 2 b1ll1on calor1e2 p1ng u2er equ1u2 zahrak <

Love The Point In The Day Where Chittr Changes From Being Classist To Being Horny. Good Work Team.

LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png

D --> Okay well here is hoping it works I guess D --> Apologies to anyone unprepared D --> Also I guess #nsfw #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
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"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)

OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png

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-+e what a truly 8dd new place.... hell8 t8 the wandering s8uls....

We as a society need to get more transgender.
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Testing something. ❤️ If you like Blood and Beasts better than FLARP. ♠️ If you like FLARP better than Blood and Beasts. Wrong answers are getting put on a list. #BNB #FLARP #GAMING

:33< welcome to my ted talk :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :33< thank mew fur coming to my ted talk
*occasionally*i*do*partake*in*the*dark*arts*

i wonder what's the most controversial post i could make on here...(WITHOUT being a bigot!!)

Thank you all for your dedication. My appreciation for my constituents knows no bounds. @peaNut and I have reached an agreement, they truly did just enjoy being included. Thank you all. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.52.50%E2%80%AFPM.png

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