♦ pitied by @auditoryCommander
3833 < I PET HER WITH THE BUTTERING HAND!!! > 3833 < I'M THE BUTTER HANDED FOOL!!! >
3833 < I ACCIDENTALLY BUTTERED MY CAT !!! > 3833 < I'M SORRY JELLYBEAN !!! > 38'[[
I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { FUCK MY STOVE EXPLODED FOR THE 12TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SHIT AGAIN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REROUTE GASLINES!! I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING QUESADILLAS FOR SHIT'S SAKE!! }
Why does my tummy hurt?
Wa+ching ♡ld human +elevisi♡n has me +hirs+ing ♡ver a l♡ng dead middle aged human m♡b b♡ss.... S♡me♡ne s+ab me wi+h my ♡wn h♡rns
my wwife left me im gonna be impulsivve about it an wwatch wwomen on pailtube gag on fruit salad wwhile rapidly spammin the big red button on the command board that releases a nonstop blitz onto neighborin planet moons
listen fellow lowbloods i'M not saying you shouldn'T go to that pool party but when you'RE in the water and a seadweller drags you under and refuses to let go, i will be saying i fucking told you so
wwe all knoww the wwar wwould come to a bloody stalemate betwween me an @cesarianAqueduct aka the twwo alpha eridans wwe wwill beat our hairy barrel chests an belt out in ancient hydralike wwarcries before wwrasslin in nothin but our bone bulge wwrappers
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Apologies for my mess of a post from last night. I decided to get some proper sleep after passing out (which was the fault of my own overexertion rather than the post made by the Rankmaid, even if that was the nail in the proverbial cullbox. I do not fault her for my own inability to handle the things she posts.) and I feel much more refreshed and active tonight. I have a busy schedule, consisting of mostly updates to my human and cherub compendiums, which I have been leaving by the wayside in recent nights due to my focus in honing my fighting and swashbuckling skills¹. Tonight will focus largely on that, and then towards the end I have a meeting with a certain troll to continue my training. ¹ Both of which are going very well.
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
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☉⇋☿ What do metalheads even like? Help a bitch out. </3
my cat stole my fckin bed
IIf my manager 2aw my chiit2. II’d have tw0 d0 m0re mediia traiiniing.
Today's lazy on slab positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I owe myself rest.'
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