♦ pitied by @auditoryCommander
I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { FUCK MY STOVE EXPLODED FOR THE 12TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SHIT AGAIN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REROUTE GASLINES!! I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING QUESADILLAS FOR SHIT'S SAKE!! }

Why does my tummy hurt?
Wa+ching ♡ld human +elevisi♡n has me +hirs+ing ♡ver a l♡ng dead middle aged human m♡b b♡ss.... S♡me♡ne s+ab me wi+h my ♡wn h♡rns

listen fellow lowbloods i'M not saying you shouldn'T go to that pool party but when you'RE in the water and a seadweller drags you under and refuses to let go, i will be saying i fucking told you so

Ah fuck this is it my life is 0ver
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it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
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☉⇋☿ What do metalheads even like? Help a bitch out. </3

my cat stole my fckin bed
IIf my manager 2aw my chiit2. II’d have tw0 d0 m0re mediia traiiniing.

Today's lazy on slab positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I owe myself rest.'

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