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Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
Hm! I log into the Chittr for the first time tonight. Scroll down. And everyone is talking aboUt tentacles! A good excUse to post more gifs of my favoUrite animal! ・・・𝛾
#fishingfriday
Fun fact. @barackObama is naut, in fact, in charge o’ Fishin’ Friday. It is, an’ al\/\/\/\/ays has been, g0in’ back t’th’ \/\/\/\/ee da\/\/\/\/n o’ Chittr itself, hosted by m’self as an open in\/\/itati0n fer th’ likes 0’ ye t’come d0\/\/\/\/n t’m’island an’ fish proper. It is a catch an’ release e\/\/ent. Dunnae cull fish \/\/\/\/it’ firearms. It makes no sense. It is \/\/\/\/asteful, unsportin’, liable t’ruin th’ meat besides, an’ ultimately harmful t’yer audit0rial spongeducts. If’n ye’d like t’fire yer \/\/\/\/eap0ns, as I am als0 a fan 0’ recreati0nal 0rdinance, then kindly \/\/\/\/aste yer l0ads 0n bottles, drift\/\/\/\/o0d, unf0rtunate cans, or th’ 0ccasional condemned signp0st I ha\/\/e set aside fer exactly this purpose. Naut th’ fish. Th’ fish are guests. Ye are als0 guests. D0 naut make me ch00se \/\/\/\/hich guest I’m m0re f0nd 0f. Th0ugh this is at his 'Gray Hi\/\/e' or \/\/\/\/hat may he. His e\/\/ent is not endorsed by Fishin' Friday. \/\/\/\/hich, mind ye, is an Earth-C Go\/\/ernment 0\/\/\/\/ned Intellectual Property thr0ugh the \/\/\/\/orld \/\/\/\/ildlife Foundation.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
literally still a meenah here but aight
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
:33 < what ameowt the trout ecosystem?
Right, yes. This was explained to me that I'm technically the alien and I recognize that. Sorry. Extraplanetary beings relative to me.
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
I think in reading this I figured out that the problem with all of your posts is that, like, you're stupid and bad at communicating. LMAO.