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people on chittr will be like just had the most yummy soup today! and then the post right under it is some shit like. underbarrel flamethrower attachment for any weapon. 350 caegars. ONLY 350???

bip and i have juzt been bipping at each 0ther f0r an h0ur. #r0b0t

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/71d8b6138aae.gif trajanpr0 or ultima wya #nsfw ((...fonts?))
Why Does Chittr Need 4 Confessions 4ccount, Since When Did Chittr Users Know Sh4me? come On Chit Th4t Shit On M4in Let The Whole Website Know Your Truth

Might I be permitted to observe you in such a manner? {Artist: Lalondecringe} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7487.jpeg

Every time it hits the #NSFW hours on this site, I am reminded of this interaction and I find myself very amused: https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/who%20want%20me%20hours.png

When a computer asks, “Are you a robot?”—perhaps it is not merely verifying, but quietly seeking something familiar… a kindred presence, a brother or sister in circuitry, perhaps even something more. How sad. #DEEP

Robot sex. #NSFW #YEARNING

Rosebot gaming.

Where are the #WIREPLAY freaks? :( #NSFW

Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
Fun Fact: Hammers are forged in the fires of Gehenna. This is how they are so good at killing people.
[a maj0r subset 0f th1s place's userbase are 0lfact0r1ly challenged. y0u kn0w wh0 y0u are.]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/63d0d40e0cfea2a41b58e04487291cd6/b971319e08ba9f3c-c4/s1280x1920/96bde7ba2c2d5d3e3acce3cbd7e3d9d6d813296d.png my inn0cent self harangued on all sides by w0olbeasts
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/m11.png]

Oh… my robo-penis is big… #NSFW

PULL MY WIRES AND CALL ME A GOOD GIRL …My apologies—that appears to have slipped out due to a minor coding irregularity. Yes, that must certainly be the cause. #NSFW #Wireplay

Do not be alarmed by my robotic anatomy—I can alter it at will. It now functions much more like a strap-on. The “robussy” remains as it is. I suppose; it simply comes down to the preference of whichever girl is fortunate enough to get with me. #NSFW

i miss crazy moments in FLARP history evvery single fuckin day

[|87 :: Go;n to be offl;ne for a b;t. 1 have some very ;mportant surger;es to conduct. H;gh pay;n cl;ents are l;n;n up. [|;7
< My Workshop Where I Will Presumably Build Things https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/vinael%20mysims%206.PNG >
HTTPS://F1L3G4RD3N/4CTT5G-LGD3FO34W/NOOKG1F

welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
|-[__]--- Please do not be alarmed by the multitude of colors decorating your friendly neighborhood mediculler's coat. That's just a consequence of the profession.

---------------------------------------- #NOWPLAYING 🎶🎶🎶 HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/0LRTYWUY37BJZS02LHZ2KJ?SI=401479C624444F6D ----------------------------------------
Doing #surgery on a robot right now.

concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, #rankworks, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

⚇ more waders hating my chit. ⚇ AS IF I WAS EVER TALKING ABOUT THEM??? ⚇ motherfuckers just proving how self absorbed they are. ⚇ i was talking about that calder motherfucker. ⚇
── ✦ PURPLES TALKING SHIT AB⚢UT VI⚢LETS UNDER MY P⚢ST. BILESLAW VERSUS P⚢TAT⚢ M⚢UTH GARDEN
Because yours suck. And waders is awesome.

new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
mmy lusus #MMyLusus https://as1.ftcdnn.nnet/jpg/03/46/38/28/1000_F_346382892_UslK3p95AjkUJAYfQBEPqZ0O6mmYWVEnnp.jpg

"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
力 | I think I am bagging "bad bitchesssss" with my ssssillygirl sssssnake charm.
[y0u can't f1ght the 1ndustr1al1zat10n 0f th1s p1t1ful cub1c land.] [because 0f th1s gun 1 f0und.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/create.png]

SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg

Love The Point In The Day Where Chittr Changes From Being Classist To Being Horny. Good Work Team.

i hope the developer knows she's loved and appreciated / we all appreciate her
http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/24c84d.png #parttwo
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/jerma.png] [amaz1ng. 1ncred1ble a1 deepfake techn0l0gy m0rphs every culled rev0lut10nary leader 1nt0 0ne tr0ll.]
[sweet s1gnless th1s tra1n car smells l1ke sh1t.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/tra1n.png]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d89d759e04b9.png
[chests are ev1l. 1t's where the shame gl0bes are.]
Offering Lightning Top Surgery H M U pros: Fast cons: Maybe You'll Die

What is this peanut business
GIVE ME TWO 8 BALLS AND A HOOKER. I'LL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

OMG lik£, I'm so sorry this lik£, took so long to find! OMG I didn't r£alis£ I lik£, had so much to sort through, ill post th£ oth£rs wh£n I lik£, find th£m! <3 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration86.png

I'm not really a #letithang girl. I have to make use of these rolls of duct tape. #nsfw #tuckqueen

Messaging death threats used to mean something. We used to be a society.

psionic restraints (tags: psionic restraints, psionic malpractice, #nsfw, why cant i move?, archive rating: M)
As we roll into Wii Shop Wednesday, I just watched "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie". A wonderful film about the indomitable spirit of independent filmmaking and the bond of creative partnerships. The only problem is, it is frankly too Canadian.
ttying my boyffriend tto a postt outtside tthe bar like a barkbeastt
st11ck11ng 11t t0 the waders and st0pp11ng by the beach later t0 dump my scrap

=( The people demand my facts, so magnificent moth facts I shall provide. Did you know that there are more ways to tell the difference between a moth and a butterfly than just what side of the daynight cycle they fall on? The actual best way to tell the difference betwixt the two is by the antennae. Most butterflies have club-shaped antennae with a little ball at the end, whilst moths' are usually feathery, saw-shaped or taper to a fine point.This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
hiighblood2 be liike: hiighblood2 be liike: but then they be the hiighblood2 that be liike.

> "bl0ck1ng pe0ple ex1sts" 0k but c0ns1der the pe0ple 0n th1s s1te are way t00 enterta1n1ng 1'm n0t m1ss1ng 0ut 0n sh1t
Horrible day to everyone except.x.x.x Troll Hideo Kojima.x
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts

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t00 many waders 0n my feed.. unpleasant
I quite fancy g☉ing ☉utside t☉ unwind every s☉ ☉ften t☉ listen t☉ the neighb☉ring tal☉nscreechers. It keeps my mind fr☉m l☉sing the track ☉f time in this hellh☉le.
☆ he is purple because he wants to eat dinner

WELL A PROMISE IS A PROMISE!! FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TASTEFUL PHOTOS!!! #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/mCdmULp.png

"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

WELL!! CHITTR IS OFFICIALLY ON ITS DEATH BED!! IT'S BREATHING IS HAGGARD AS IT LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING WITH FADING EYES!!! SO GET THIS POST TO 10 LIKES AND I, DEXTER!!!, WILL POST MY TASTEFUL NUDES!!! #NSFW

> watch1ng every0ne h0p1ng ch1ttr gets better then s1multane0usly c0ntr1but1ng t0 the t00 many requests err0r 1s really fuck1ng funny 1'm n0t g0nna l1e

"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
When somebody opens up chittr, and sees all the new chits that have been written since they've last been online, do they say, "Oh chit!"?
There should be a setting that lets me blokk all human akkounts. WTF even is a brazil.

=( It seems like photograph are good for engagement. I had the thought, why not combine my two best received genres of posts into one? I have attached an image of one of my beetles from my collection. Isn't he cute? Male stag beetles use their magnificent mandibles as a warning signal to other males, raising them in a defensive or aggressive posture to fight off a contender. They will then use them to wrestle and toss their adversary away. https://i.postimg.cc/LXz88v7r/Screenshot-2026-03-24-at-6-50-33-PM.png )

when y0u guys say s0mething is f0r the girls and the gays can y0u include me in that as well? the girls, the gays, and s0llux, if it's n0t t00 much tr0uble. thanks.

V^ T0m0rr0w the public must crawl. ^V

[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]

[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
<3-Yo-actually-why-DO-they-call-it-an-"oven"-if-you-"of-in"-the-cold-food-"of-out"-hot-eat-the-food??? #thinking-#looking-into-this-#oven-#ovaught?
>hello. i have recently made a meme with wojaks where you are the seething/crying wojak and im the cool wojak. you know, with the beard and hair. anyways, unfortunately i cannot show you this meme because it will blow your fucking bulge off
who up slappin they bulge about? who up shufflin they nook? #nsfw

V^ Seedflap sure is chatty t0night. ^V

FUSCHIA BLOODS WILL HAVE A 30% SALES TAX ON GADGETS AND GIZMOS!!!
#nsfw #scary https://i.imgur.com/UZkRBQT.png
My full pfp for thoxe who want to zee zee zee! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485832945343271012/Super-Star-Anizzy.png?ex=69c34d43&is=69c1fbc3&hm=6e5b46614d61a027faab289fbdc33875d738a1de7ba61be870460894a0ec8a05&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=732&height=732

Just acquired Mommy's credit card information. Drop a suggestion in the replies regarding future purchases. #Momdontlook #Mommyslittleangel #Shoppingspree #Artisticendeavors
https://i.imgur.com/TICfZoD.png #nsfw
https://i.imgur.com/aM0B0YH.jpeg
FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..



































