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INSTEAD OF COMMENTING ON HOW MANY FUCKING WORDS YOU USED TO TYPE THIS I WILL WITH GODLIKE CHARITY TELL YOU THAT I DO NOT KNOW YOU AND AM CHOOSING TO "AGGRO" YOU FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME
|-[__]--- Please do not be alarmed by the multitude of colors decorating your friendly neighborhood mediculler's coat. That's just a consequence of the profession.
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Doing #surgery on a robot right now.

concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
⚇ more waders hating my chit. ⚇ AS IF I WAS EVER TALKING ABOUT THEM??? ⚇ motherfuckers just proving how self absorbed they are. ⚇ i was talking about that calder motherfucker. ⚇
── ✦ PURPLES TALKING SHIT AB⚢UT VI⚢LETS UNDER MY P⚢ST. BILESLAW VERSUS P⚢TAT⚢ M⚢UTH GARDEN
Because yours suck. And waders is awesome.

new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
mmy lusus #MMyLusus https://as1.ftcdnn.nnet/jpg/03/46/38/28/1000_F_346382892_UslK3p95AjkUJAYfQBEPqZ0O6mmYWVEnnp.jpg
Why do the call it aids when its unhelpful? they should call it hurts #realquestions

"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
力 | I think I am bagging "bad bitchesssss" with my ssssillygirl sssssnake charm.
[y0u can't f1ght the 1ndustr1al1zat10n 0f th1s p1t1ful cub1c land.] [because 0f th1s gun 1 f0und.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/create.png]
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SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/jerma.png] [amaz1ng. 1ncred1ble a1 deepfake techn0l0gy m0rphs every culled rev0lut10nary leader 1nt0 0ne tr0ll.]
[sweet s1gnless th1s tra1n car smells l1ke sh1t.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/tra1n.png]
[chests are ev1l. 1t's where the shame gl0bes are.]
Offering Lightning Top Surgery H M U pros: Fast cons: Maybe You'll Die
What is this peanut business
GIVE ME TWO 8 BALLS AND A HOOKER. I'LL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

I'm not really a #letithang girl. I have to make use of these rolls of duct tape. #nsfw #tuckqueen
beautiful blue women are always after me aw baby lets make green together

psionic restraints (tags: psionic restraints, psionic malpractice, #nsfw, why cant i move?, archive rating: M)
As we roll into Wii Shop Wednesday, I just watched "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie". A wonderful film about the indomitable spirit of independent filmmaking and the bond of creative partnerships. The only problem is, it is frankly too Canadian.
ttying my boyffriend tto a postt outtside tthe bar like a barkbeastt
st11ck11ng 11t t0 the waders and st0pp11ng by the beach later t0 dump my scrap

=( The people demand my facts, so magnificent moth facts I shall provide. Did you know that there are more ways to tell the difference between a moth and a butterfly than just what side of the daynight cycle they fall on? The actual best way to tell the difference betwixt the two is by the antennae. Most butterflies have club-shaped antennae with a little ball at the end, whilst moths' are usually feathery, saw-shaped or taper to a fine point.This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
hiighblood2 be liike: hiighblood2 be liike: but then they be the hiighblood2 that be liike.

> "bl0ck1ng pe0ple ex1sts" 0k but c0ns1der the pe0ple 0n th1s s1te are way t00 enterta1n1ng 1'm n0t m1ss1ng 0ut 0n sh1t
Horrible day to everyone except.x.x.x Troll Hideo Kojima.x
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
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t00 many waders 0n my feed.. unpleasant
https://i.postimg.cc/rwzD1BKD/cht.png Newly arising Troll social-media platform "Chittr" has been on a hotstreak when it comes to titties. Users of the site seem to have a higher libido than the average troll.
I quite fancy g☉ing ☉utside t☉ unwind every s☉ ☉ften t☉ listen t☉ the neighb☉ring tal☉nscreechers. It keeps my mind fr☉m l☉sing the track ☉f time in this hellh☉le.
☆ he is purple because he wants to eat dinner
WELL A PROMISE IS A PROMISE!! FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TASTEFUL PHOTOS!!! #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/mCdmULp.png

"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
WELL!! CHITTR IS OFFICIALLY ON ITS DEATH BED!! IT'S BREATHING IS HAGGARD AS IT LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING WITH FADING EYES!!! SO GET THIS POST TO 10 LIKES AND I, DEXTER!!!, WILL POST MY TASTEFUL NUDES!!! #NSFW

> watch1ng every0ne h0p1ng ch1ttr gets better then s1multane0usly c0ntr1but1ng t0 the t00 many requests err0r 1s really fuck1ng funny 1'm n0t g0nna l1e

"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
When somebody opens up chittr, and sees all the new chits that have been written since they've last been online, do they say, "Oh chit!"?
There should be a setting that lets me blokk all human akkounts. WTF even is a brazil.

=( It seems like photograph are good for engagement. I had the thought, why not combine my two best received genres of posts into one? I have attached an image of one of my beetles from my collection. Isn't he cute? Male stag beetles use their magnificent mandibles as a warning signal to other males, raising them in a defensive or aggressive posture to fight off a contender. They will then use them to wrestle and toss their adversary away. https://i.postimg.cc/LXz88v7r/Screenshot-2026-03-24-at-6-50-33-PM.png )
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[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]

[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
<3-Yo-actually-why-DO-they-call-it-an-"oven"-if-you-"of-in"-the-cold-food-"of-out"-hot-eat-the-food??? #thinking-#looking-into-this-#oven-#ovaught?
>hello. i have recently made a meme with wojaks where you are the seething/crying wojak and im the cool wojak. you know, with the beard and hair. anyways, unfortunately i cannot show you this meme because it will blow your fucking bulge off
who up slappin they bulge about? who up shufflin they nook? #nsfw
FUSCHIA BLOODS WILL HAVE A 30% SALES TAX ON GADGETS AND GIZMOS!!!
#nsfw #scary https://i.imgur.com/UZkRBQT.png
My full pfp for thoxe who want to zee zee zee! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485832945343271012/Super-Star-Anizzy.png?ex=69c34d43&is=69c1fbc3&hm=6e5b46614d61a027faab289fbdc33875d738a1de7ba61be870460894a0ec8a05&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=732&height=732
@bananabunchBoss we need your help king krool is invading america

Just acquired Mommy's credit card information. Drop a suggestion in the replies regarding future purchases. #Momdontlook #Mommyslittleangel #Shoppingspree #Artisticendeavors
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FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..























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