♦ pitied by @terminallyCapricor
concept: "all you have to do is tap out" they are above you as you lay on your back their hands around you neck glaring down with a wide smile and their grip begins to properly crush your windpipe there are so many people around watching but when theyre on top of you like this it feels like youre the only two on the planet "tap out" they repeat through gritted fangs their body presses tighter into yours as you choke out struggled gasps you see their expression shift to a frightening smugness as their hips roll once against you oh fuck "are you unsheathed right now, y/n?" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, fightfic, #rankworks, #fightnight, good luck fighters!, pitchslop, pitchcoded, no quads mentioned, choking, breathplay, #nsfw, exhibitionism, archive rating: M)
D --> B100screen like a noble's dashboard D --> Pristine like a mythril broadsword
underestimated t)(e readin compre)(ension of t)(is website in t)(e capacity of actually knowin )(ow a bid for an auction works. t)(at ones on me. we're redoin it tomorrow wit)( a form. t)(at oleana troll knows w)(ats up.
some trolls just cant take trolling
Be1ng called a bottom when 1 never been one 1n my whole l1fe }:^ #nsfw
"= good waking. i say. hours after waking. dies for real again. ="
W)(y is )(e just staring t)(roug)( a window? 38T #gillsnig)(tout
every eridan i've ever met feels the need to self inflict some kind of isolation so they can be broody and "misunderstood" about it. is this an unfair generalization? probably!
after demandin dashwwide to stick your faygo rotted slither organ betwween the dowwny goosebump addled clefts a my flat an frankly unimpressivve rear end thats all you havve to say for yourself your lucky im gainfully employed otherwwise i wwould travverse the digital rift like a possessed man to shovve a fist lined wwith big metal spikes up your dotted harem pants
i wwasnt evven gonna humor this wwith a response but the gravvitational pull a your bilgepostin wwas so strong that it dragged me here kickin an screamin like the rapacious claww a the wwigglerman wwho livves under your cupe anywway the answwer is an astoundin an shockin absolutely fuckin not that no one could havve seen comin from 10 imperial miles awway go be proleish an munch ass elsewwhere
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww
as troll evvola aptly describes evverythin is cyclical an the return to tradition is inevvitable #megidowweek didnt come from thin air it is the death cries of a moribund society beseechin redemption wwhich can only be realized through the maenad dance a rustie biptches gyratin their fat oily backsides on the hood of a chevvy scuttlebug #nsfww
eugh mituna is here and he's opted to just sit in the bathroom and talk at me.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER SPEAKING. A LEADER WHO HAS, UPON OPENING MY SOPORIFIC, ROTSALT-ENCRUSTED GANDERBULBS, COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT LAST LIGHT, WHILE UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THE #SUBSTANCE, I MADE SOME. CHITS. IT IS MY BELIEF THAT AFTER SWEEPS OF UNWANTED EXPOSURE, FELLOW TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER DAVE STRIDER HAS LEFT A DERANGED THOUGHTFORM IN MY THINKPAN. IT LIVES DEEP IN MY FULMINATING PSYCHE. TRAPPED IN A PRISON BENEATH A THOUSAND ATMOSPHERES' PRESSURE OF DENSE, POSTURE POLE-SNAPPING SELF-LOATHING. AND AFTER THE. EVENT. THAT OCCURRED. I INTEND TO KEEP IT THERE FOREVER. UNTIL THE DAY I AM PERMANENTLY SCRAPED OFF THE FACE OF THE MULTIVERSE. FEEL FREE TO SEND A BOMB TO MY HIVE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP EXPEDITE THAT DAY'S ARRIVAL. PLEASE.
:33 < try using lube
A solldier under my command once asked me "Why do they call it oven, when you of in the colld food of out hot eat the food?" And in response, I llooked at him gravelly. I pllaced a hand on his shoullder. I llooked into his heart, I remembered the battlles fought together. I refllected on all of this, and tolld him "What?"
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/ffb2d33ed637.png @carm1negnos1ology @aeneascaldar1um
...#winner4winner #losersdontinteract #loserswillbeblocked...
...#winner4winner #losersdontinteract #loserswillbeblocked...
#CoNjUgAlViSiT #BeStFrIeNd #FrEeImPoStEr https://i.imgur.com/BRQWxtO.png
Kismesissues?
ooooo ur leik ummmm liek that guy with the stuff oncler orsmthn with his fuckin truffla tree thing
nothin kills my squiggly like wwhimsy maybe in another life wwhere you are a dour wwench wwith thunder thighs dolorously honkin her clowwn nose in a cornfield but certainly not in this one gam no not in this one
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
gamgams here
yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
D --> Which of my iconic techniques would you like to see me perform at fight night
https://media.tenor.com/LxdMqy7wSRYAAAA1/testify-oh-my-brother.webp
hold that thought one a the land dwwellin twwats survvivved the grubbucks massacre an is clawwin towward me like the livvin dead
dont knoww wwhat i expected wwell wwhatevver not my circus not my banana howwlers i guess ill see you later wwhen i pop a cap in your ass
ppl doin caste tierlists shoaldnt be surprising noboaty u guys live on the dam planets you kno how it works OBVIFIS)(LY ppl got preferences
i hope it gets stuck
wwho the fuck let the ominous jester out a his enclosure wwhile i wwas in the middle a blastin gutterblood arse at this grubbucks #vviolence
deigned to get on the commoner levvel tonight an ordered a vventi iced caramel macchiato wwith an extra shot a expresso servved in a grande cup wwith a separate cup a ice an three pumps a spit from the hardbody wworkin the counter at grubbucks she wwas appalled by my request wwhich pissed me off so i capped her #grubbucks #violence
moby dicks bloody blowwhole your bang singular is makin me vviolent i gotta go back to grubbucks an cap more lowwbloods just to relievve some tension