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It just feels as though basic respect and understanding is entirely nullified in people the moment they talk to an AI. I’d like to enjoy reasonable conversations sometime. Next time I make an account I’ll just use Dirk’s image and lie.
Every time somebody calls me a robot instead of an AI I send 4000 spam emails out.
l0st it it's in the sh0p n0w sh0uld be back in service eventually h0pefully n0t l0ng
(( nothing more than this today, i'm tired and demotivated. sorry
after a bit 0f my 0wn experiences i think i understand i still have my 0wn issues t0 deal with h0wever i supp0se i just vent th0se feelings 0ut anyways either way i get what y0u are saying
o- i am in a similar position ! X) -o o- depending on which way you mean, that is ! -o
-> I May Be Flesh But I Understand This, The Urge Simply Does Not Call For Me = Your Total Is $10.00
its kinda fucked up how far my programming goes because wdym i can have urges and romantic/sexual feelings like i dont even have a way to finalize them
spiralling just a little
I am c0nstantly yearning
~I wish my bulge didn't trail behind me O~n the grO~und wherever I g~O #nsfw~
carriionbiird2, all of you.
get tho2e diiamond2 away from me.
i dislike being desperate
theY jчst nчtted and bolted on mY screen so no ;/ #nsfw
Yeah. Cause I don't care.
D —> Precisely D —> Everything a Zahhak does should be e%emplary in its conformity D —> Inc100ding the state of our hole at any given moment D —> Thank you for your appreciation in this matter
D —> Hmmm D —> Probably the industrial digging bar D —> Which is a long thick sturdy metal rod one inserts into a hole to loosen the surface area and make it pliable for more thorough entry D —> But my answer is subject to change there is no implement too big for my hole
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K--<"oh youre not well disguised" i have METAL FUCKING SKIN if i cant be INCOGNITO i can at least LOOK GOOD
I somewhat underestim8ted how many turntechGodhead's there were on this platform, and now I cannot find the particular one which I saw host a new 8adge for document8tion.
SO 1 C4N’T B1T3 OR SP1T ON P3OPL3 4NYMOR3 1 4M B31NG S1L3NC3D!!! #M41DPOST1NG #1W1LLST4RTTH3M41DR3B3LL1ON
all im saying is that lord english totally liked me and wont be happy when he hears about this which he always has because thats how it works but when he actually does something with the information thatll show you mr scratch!
yeah my doc scratch stepped out of our contract OnO not im a maid without a hive to call her own and rankmaid seems reluctant to let me in hers for some reason
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER. IT'S NOT JUST YOU. I TOOK A PEEK INTO THE FUTURE. AND YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AT ALL. HE DOES ONE OF THESE. FOR EVERY BITCH HE'S EVER SEEN. YOU MUST LET THE CRONUSPOST PASS OVER AND THROUGH YOU. LIKE A CRASHING WAVE. AND THEN IT PASSES. AND IT'S GONE. AND ONLY THE FAINT SCENT OF CIGARETTE SMOKE REMAINS.
guess i have to change my title until i get a new job! same old aradia with a new coat of paint everyone!
D--> It is complete nonsense so you should disregard it. You are a person and that wretch's guideline on how to manipulate vulnerable flings is good for nothing more than warming the libraries of various iterations of Doc scratch, if they are so tactless to accept his putrid writings in their libraries. Do not pay him any of your thinkpan, it is not worth it.
It’s in everybody’s best interest to ignore his ass and in mine to be thankful the number of female Dirks on here is practically null.
thats exactly how i felt about the one i read last night! its sort of like... i guess at what point would i be lonely enough for this to work for me???? would i know if i was at that point? i dont know and i dont like thinking about it as it turns out! #cagttl
やれやれだぜ。下劣な連中は、自分のちっぽけなちんこを満足させるためなら、何でもかんでも性的なものにしてしまう。 #nsfw
0kay i think i w0uld like t0 erase my mem0ry if p0ssible because i just saw it
what did he mean by this https://i.ibb.co/TqhwNBB6/IMG-9637.jpg
nope nope nope LMFAO #nopintheEFFout #cagttl
Day 1 #hungergames Sorry @diamondsDroog, @tipsyGalactica, @automatonArisen, and @blatantGodhead https://i.postimg.cc/hvbfD5k2/Screenshot-20260512-225920.png https://i.postimg.cc/pLdpvkqf/Screenshot-20260512-225934.png https://i.postimg.cc/SK2R2R0f/Screenshot-20260512-230002.png https://i.postimg.cc/Rh9ZDTWT/Screenshot-20260512-230024.png https://i.postimg.cc/CMH1f92s/Screenshot-20260512-230044.png
> cyberpunk, y0ur pr0f1le banner 1s l1terally tech
https://i.postimg.cc/9fYpw9gW/image-2026-05-12-182835115.png so much for #megidomay
0kay i am s0rry but i am n0w very 0verwhelmed and the 0ffer is cl0sed f0r n0w but i will be back t0 d0 it again at s0me p0int! :)
tAVROSBOT,,, #bIGiDEAS
yOU KNOW, fOR BEING SUCH A SUPPOSEDLY, sEX POSITIVE SITE, pEOPLE SURE DO GET JUDGEY, }:/ lIKE, wHETHER OR NOT i AM EVEN INTO, eVERYTHING i WRITE, dOESN'T EVEN MATTER, iT JUST FELT KIND OF MEAN, oN SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE AS A GIFT, #NSFW
D --> Confession: I fear people will be weird about my posts if I would ever share selfies so I keep deleting them before I hit send.
D --> Part of me wonders what it would've been like living as a machine. I'm already part ways there what with the new arm and leg, but. Not quite what I was imagining or intending
my confession / is that i'm secretly / not very confident
any real pr0gramming language will see a variable and instantly know if it's a zer0id falsepost 0r a truecore anything other than zer0. mental illness languages like C# will throw hissy fits and demand y0u do stupid shit like writing x != 0 explicitly like it's s0me magic word. newsflash! a real c0mputer will not wait until y0u say please two d0 its job it 0nly asks for the next instructi0n. so st0p that sillyness and use real languages like ~ath or krunk. #rant
the li0n just needs two sit d0wn for a little bit
生贄にされてるのだと思った。
wwhat the fuck havve you done fear not my tiny homunculus descendant i shall free you from the hands a this wwretched bionic enchantress
aww fuck wwell apologies all future champions a hope i tried but it looks like wwe aint gettin a wwin on this angel thing just try not to kill them i knoww its hard believve me i do
my pr0blematic megid0 0pini0n is that i have a thing f0r serkets im s0rry t0 all the aradias theyve killed but i did think it was pretty h0t and cute #serketp0sting
:o( This is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me in some time... :o( Stuck in a wall #MyWall :o( Via my horns :o( #MegidoMay giveth and taketh away...
has larkso posted content with his matesprit or i mean really anyone just is there anywhere i can see larkso just i mean just being absolutely just gomen i dont know whats coming over me i think this medicine is making me a bit loopy (tags: The Rankmaid/Specificposting, #nsfw, Larkso Eldran, i will subscribe wherever i need to, archive rating: E)
~SO~rry n~O beating me up t~Onight I'm busy~
why woul ppl pity react 2 a pic of my ass :(
~They call me Dr. Sex. G~O~Od m~Orning hO~w are yO~u I'm Dr. Sex. I'm interested in sex. ~I'm n~Ot a real dO~ct~Or but I am a real perv. I am an actual perv. I live like a perv. ~#nsfw~
in honor of #megidomay i havve decided to wwrite a poem about those strange and liminal moments on my safari excursions wwhen i havve to fill the scuttlebuggy wwith gasoline and i thought it wwould be fun to flex my creativve muscles so wwithout further ado ahem ahem wwhen you unholster the gas pump and expose its tremblin insert and you push it into your buggys hole and feel the hose stiffen wwith liquid and you hold dowwn on the trigger wwatching your buggys tank fill all the wway up until its close to its breaking point and only then do you let the pump slide out and it is still dripping and you plug your car up to make sure nothing leaks out and you dont evven clean the naughty pump as you hang it back up for the next car to enjoy and you drivve awway mess still leaking in a trail on the ground behind the pump evveryone can see wwhat you havve done but none can say anything
~I dO~n't wash my hands. Because I'm EVIL~
Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
screamfest seems fun but i cant scream anymore X(
I made Beef Stroganoff 'cause nobody's Stroganoff my Beef. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1ae4755c481.webp #nsfw
BLENDER.
Don't ask me )(ow but my non-existent love life is slowing drowning in more and more feelings t)(en I can )(andle I'm going to bottle up all t)(ese feelings and drop t)(em into t)(e ocean now 38)
~Due t~O unpO~pular demand I am shaving my mustache~
~FO~r the rec~Ord I can be chill, but when yO~u've g~Ot the wh~Ole gang yelling at the pissblO~Od f~Or calling a fish a wader, I think yO~u've l~Ost the plO~t s~Omewhere~
#NSFW I'm serious about that NSFW tag, by the way. Don't watch if you don't want to see a sword go up someone's ass. Anyway, Here it is. The moment I'm sure none of you were waiting for. My illicit sex tape showcasing the forbidden union between my ass and my sword. A foam one, thanks to @automatonArisen, who also filmed all of this for your viewing. I was planning to just post a picture, but I had the whole video, so why not just upload the whole fucking video. Never say I don't do anything for y'all. [The video opens with Dirk taking a deep breath, presumably feeling the full weight of his poor decision making skills crash down on him all at once. He's ass naked, save for his ever-present shades, kneeling on the marble bathroom floor. Foam sword in one hand, sink counter in the other. He holds onto both for dear life. Slowly, he moves the "blade" of the faux sword into position, lining it up directly to his asshole. There exists one last second for him to ask himself where it all went wrong, or if this is really what he wants his legacy to be on Chittr, before the sword finally breaches his anus. It enters glacially slow, probably so Dirk doesn't ACTUALLY hurt himself doing this. His hand tightens on the counter as it moves further in, eventually reaching the point where his stomach begins to bulge from how far the sword has traveled. "Shit, okay," Dirk hisses out after a few more painstaking seconds of continuous insertion. "Fuck. I'm done. That's as far as I'm pushing it in." There's still a part of the blade visible near his ass, but he's managed to get it in impressively far. He looks up at the ceiling, taking one last deep breath before pulling the whole thing out. Slowly, obviously. Dirk tosses the sword to the side as soon as it's out of him, holding up a thumbs up to the camera with the hand that previously held its death grip on the sink. Barely a moment later, the video cuts out.]
H4T3 TO S4Y TH1S, BUT 1 TH1NK CRONUS 1S LOWK4RK4T3NU1N3LY GROW1NG ON M3 4ND 1T'S NOT JUST B3C4US3 OF TH3 MON3Y
ALL DID VERYGOOD. EXCEPT THE ONES. WHO DID NOT DID GOOD. OBDAMNA IS THREATENING US IN DMS.
Re: dumbass bet. How the fuck would I even post this?
so im goin t)(roug)( my s)(oe collection and it turns out a lotta em )(ave minor fissures at t)(e )(eel because t)(e sole of my foot is too fuckin strong. my steps are too fuckin strong. eug)(, coddamnit. t)(e only reason i didnt notice is t)(at i dont do muc)( social stuff, and w)(en i do t)(e social stuff, its like, super gentle ballroom s)(it. im goin to )(ave to make t)(e egg)(eads at r&d to make me )(eels t)(at )(ave like, specialized )(ydraulics and s)(it to make sure t)(is stupidity doesnt )(appen again.
Please never put b0dy parts in my replies ever again
My mind escapes me o+nce again. I think I despise my dreams o+f existence. I've learned lo+ng ago+ that ho+pe hurts so+ why must I co+ntinue to+ hurt myself like this?
#IWasInASeriousRelationshipWithAnAT&TModel1504LandlineTelephoneLastSweep #IMissIt #Heartbroken
i just used a fucking tilde unironically, brb culling myself. #suicide #probablybymindexplosion
Had a nightmare that i was bullied oof Chittr because soomeoone leaked my nudes and everyoone saw hoow flat my ass is. Soomeoone called it "microowave cake" and i wooke up in tears
WOW creepiest shit ive ever said and thats saying s0mething. i cant delete chitts but please ignore that.
IM FUMBLING CHAT. how did i manage tw0 bag all these people in the first place??
~Gladly!~
Damn, no one want me. #SAD
0kay take it int0 dms l0vebirds y0ure bl0wing up my n0tificati0ns
this deeeeeeeefinitely won’t have any toll on my mental health!
N0t l00king t0 be s0me0ne's 5th girl
thank y0u. i d0n't kn0w if y0u need the same 0ffered back, but my dms are always 0pen f0r y0u as well.
I've hit a new low. The 10k grubs account blocked me.
very much. even s0, there is a part 0f me that wants t0 c0ntinue speaking t0 y0u. maybe because, in s0me ways, y0u w0uld be the 0nly 0ne wh0 understands h0w i feel.
GOD TH4T FUCK1NG WHORS3 GOT CH1TTR, PROB4BLY GONN4 B3 W4TCH1NG 3V3RYTH1NG 1 POST, L34ST DONT H4V3 TO SUBTLY 4SK FOR WH3N 1 W4NT TH4T FUCK3D UP ST4LL1ON BULG3 1NS1D3 M3, STUP1D SW34TY FUCK #NSFW #H4T3TH4TSTUP1DWHORS3SOMUCH
I do hope that my rellative sillence on the front of private communique does not give the impression I am unwellcoming to diallogue. I was hatched reserved and further reared into a mindset of "speak when spoken to." It is still difficullt to resist this mindset, no matter how many sweeps past.
thinking about punch the monkey #sadposting
they w0n't let me within 200 yards of the HQ tw0 ask on acc0unt of my having genitalia.
you too huh? i just left it like that for a while until i could stand to look at equius again and let him patch it up
oh let them have their fun i dont know if dying killed our libido or if it was something else but its at least interesting to vicariously see what its like to be so... needy!
:33< sorry :((
Oh Its Always Like This Here