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my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
Gonzo is the hottest muppet.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fedcc5481cd0.png caste tierlist.
do other people eat the ceral then the marshmellows in lucky charms or am i just autistic?
(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ❀ I've got no opinions on clowns. I've only met one mirthomaniac in my life haha. ❀~ヾ(・ω・)
#oilingups far less appealing cousin #greasingup and his feeble little brother #sloppingup went to market for the title of best hashtag and clearly only one of those little piggies made it home #donotask
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
#F17CH3CK !!! H3H3H4HH4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85356ae59e8.jpg
i don't think i've fully thought this through. i dont even know what i'm gonna hold the guy at gunpoint for. they don't need to know that though.
8-> BUY ONE GET ONE JET SKIS TODAY ONLY!
Gonzo is such a hot character.
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
==================================pinned post================================== i []ffer c|inica| psychiatric services. i a|s[] run my []wn c|inic n[]w, s[] te||ing me ab[]ut y[]ur pr[]b|ems c[]unts as supp[]rting a sma|| |[]ca| business. fi|| []ut this v[]|untary se|f-identificati[]n survey t[] get a referra| f[]r a free virtua| c[]nsu|tati[]n: https://forms.gle/5shYQbQWCTBkH5jc6 i d[]n't kn[]w what e|se pe[]p|e are supp[]sed t[] put in these things ======================================OOC====================================== // i also own the following accounts: - tachytelicSymbiogenesis (fuchsia eiross bloodswap) - idolizedAbsinthe (jade eiross bloodswap) - evolvedEnterovirus - toxicallyDevoured - tenebrousTranscendence #pinned
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--> HELL YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!! <--
🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow
🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte
8-> YOUR PAL BYTCON HERE WITH THE LATEST DROP: TWINKCOIN! WE'RE SEEING A METEORIC RISE OUT HERE FOLKS, HOP ON THE TRAIN AND REMEMBER: HODL!!!!!!!!!!
8-> ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY! HELL, I COULD GET YOU A JITTERBUGGY, A SPRINTERBUGGY, ANYTHING!
#vagueposting
8-> GOOD CREDIT? BAD CREDIT? GHOST CREDIT? FUCK IT! I'LL HELP A GHOST GET A SUBARU, BECAUSE I CARE!
sometimes i pour hot oil on tavros crocker and he screams loud as fuck.
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shawty lemme hit cuz of my whimsical and cherubic nature #blessed
🎦 i dont know what the #situation is but #KaiFam stayz strong af!!!! hop in the stream later tonight!
for the record i haven't crashed my car.
// some of you people piss me off fr 🙏 (mods this ain't a vague post it's js about the general state of the site rn don't nerf me)
he should be called diamonds drag. because he's a fucking drag.
>([live your trut# wit#out s#ame big bama]
dui races beginning. get the fuck over here i have smoke for you motherfuckers to catch.
🎦 i love to pour the box down my gullet with a chaser of boiling water lol
>([feelin very #bart today]
gog DAMN verification any% speedrun
i know i can. i'm drinking 3 times the alcohol to win. #substances
>([if it ever sounds like im talkin out t#e side of my neck bout you dont worry boo im dunkin on w#oever u #appen to #ate t#e most #ugs n kisses]
look at this shit https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/125.jpg
races will begin in 30 minutes. place your bets pretty sure fucking hellajeff is racing?? the fuck??
place a bet and you can watch.
event announcement: dui streetracing where: in the parking lot behind the trollmart just off highway 46 when: 10 pm sharp karkat is not allowed - substances encouraged - there will be a betting pool - all are welcome (we don't have gender barriers this time, lalonde) - if diamonds droog shows up i give everyone full permission to ram him over in their respective vehicles. don't kill him though.
GIVE ME TWO 8 BALLS AND A HOOKER. I'LL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
putting together a new ♯cult ♯bigthingsontheway
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--> I have NO idea what this arguments about... but you should POST your BEASTS! I LOVE SEEING BEASTS/LUSII!!! <--
every hot bitch ive ever known loves to bring a whole can of soda into the shower and drink it
:33 < yknow we all have our diffurrences but at least we all got together to bat the ampora off the platfurm like a cup of milk on a table
i have had a DOOZY of a day!
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>([t#ats really cool man today i t#rew car batteries into t#e ocean and beat my record for ciggies smoked at once]
>([wake up people if life is fucking you over t#en fuck life rig#t back]
W0W L00K 47 4LLLL 7H3 H07 817CH35 70N1GH7!!!
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>([just keep yall eyes up #ere or my kismesis gonna start getting jealous #ttps://i.imgur.com/2Gu4slB.jpeg #nsfw]
>([back to t#e grave wit# you man you aint ready for quadrants]
ʚɞ Guys my moirail always be doin some shit while im asleep :/ https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/Variep%20slept.png ʚɞ
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
D --> I am still not sure why this is portrayed as the "bad ending". They have a red-shifting moirailegence by the second game and are fully flushed by the fourth https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45380169b9fc.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL THAT NOOK THE MATRIX, CUZ I'M IN THIS SHIT AND I CAN'T GET OUT #nsfw
you come to me titless on titfuck tuesday what the fuck is your problem #nsfw
once i horKed down an entire grubloaf and my hivemate called me a "little loaf eating freaK"
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
Saw this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20e018e8f539.png Ego sum ira Domini.
everyb0dy like my p0sts s0 i can kick eridans ass
i like your cute little flag! :D
every time yall say “i want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem.
iive achiieved aTT 9 2weep2 whaTT mo2TT accomplii2h aTT 20 2weep2 - back paiin - joiinTT paiin - chroniic miigraiine2 - menTTal paiin - fiinanciial paiin - a delecTTable collecTTiion of po2TTcard2 and above all el2e - 2 wiilliiam candle2
iIif you come iIinto my doctor offiIice askiIing for rouge the bat wiIider than she iIis tall wiIith tiIits to match, youre not my patiIient anymore. youre my brother
i pulled the ♯hangedman card for you & he was ♯lowkey ♯gettingoff
prescription: murder (1968) | columbo personally i really like this tv movie! as an introduction to the character of columbo i think it overall does pretty well, even if it is a little disconcerting to see him well groomed compared to his other appearances as columbo! i like the way the murder is set up by dr. flemming, as well, and i think all of the acting is done well. gene barry was a great choice to portray dr. flemming! overall i think prescription: murder is a wonderful introduction to columbo and i am very glad that it was popular enough to spur on the tv show afterwards! 8/10.
there 2hould be an exten2iion for hiidiing 2eadweller po2t2.
> just saw s0me0ne ask1ng f0r an extens10n t0 h1de seadweller p0sts and all the seadwellers wh0 repl1ed just went "y0u can bl0ck pe0ple" and 1'm k1nd 0f crack1ng up ab0ut 1t