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No one will ever feel anything for him as I do. My hate is all he'll ever have to hold on to. To make it all the more amusing, I alone am that wretches only chance of salvation. Only through me will he ever be worth anything. My most beloathed. #chittranonymous #yearning

fuck. voidrot.

[BEKEBELEEBLEEBELEBELEEBLEEEEDHHH😛😛😛😛😛 #$UGGE$TIVE]
everyone who sees this has just been pied in the face #pranked #chittranonymous

THIRD BOTTLE! AND MORE FOOD! BLT. BLT. BLT.

have youu had ennouugh water today?

Posting the most deranged and dia8olical shit physically possi8le to any mortal life in this plane of existence then turning around and saying "Yes mommy" is literally my mantra. There should 8e a word for this. #suggestive may8e?

[WOAH MAMA IM $ALIVATING #N$FW]
The nice thing ★bout being ★ sort of sp★ti★l v★g★bond is th★t I c★n just do things. I'm w★tching the "Orioles" pl★y ★g★inst the "M★riners" in "b★seb★ll". Why does th★t m★n with ★ b★t not simply bludgeon the other te★m to de★th?

:33< i love mew women!!!

I'm Dirk. It is nice to meet you.

Addressing the rumoors: YES i did cull this guy by ripping his head ooff NОО i did noot like it MAYBE i'm noot really gooood at doodging whatever shit is throown in my directioon

:o3 :oO :o3 :oO

Oh yeah. Party time. #noparty #imlyingtoyou

(\ /) to use an esoteric metaphor i currently feel like a white blood cell.

...7eah. don't know how i missed that, in retrospe(t #vagueposting

listen i might be a bit drunk but i'm not THAT drunk. i don't think i could be drunk enough to actually do something with that guy. hopefully nobody worried too much. :D

btw ttha nk you to @naughtyTecchnician @xxSScenegrlxx @anxioussTautology @packageHandler @conssequentlyOblique and @lambentBoiler and alsso @eclecticEngineer 4 help ing me not die it wass rea lly e pic of u =}

am not feeling good 8888(

@aeneasCaldarium there's a sorta shack boxy thing in the alley off of shellf and brolxy if you hang a right. you should like, totally check it out. i hear it's quite the wet and wild experience! [pictured: what could GENEROUSLY be called a shack, more cardboard and duct tape than anything else. it was indeed placed in an alley off the main roads of what apparently was in cronus' own neck of the woods. the sign on it says "Open for the big wet ride" and has a winky face drawn on it poorly.]
You don't need to care what other people think. Anyone who insists you show your blood colour is a threat.

[OKAY WERE HERE #WOW!!!!!!! #EX#ITED]

Enter sandman! Fuck 8oi forgot I'm him so I entered him and exited him repeatedly, sand dick couldn't handle it. Mother fucker tried to exit life, I shot him in Derse and called it an assisted culling, they forgot I'm him! They wanna 8e me and will never 8e me. #nsfw and #violence may8e #draculaflowcoded

Ugh, I want to fall asleep and never wake up, my head is culling me.

ssom etthing happ ened a nd now I ha ve a coo l li ne on me =} ((Art sstill by @naughtyTecchnician httpss://cdn.imgcchesst.com/filess/607d2f5b331b.png

absolutel7! we hemoanons are the best. that's just fa(t
We Are Not Doing Too Well Today

be a bitch and wear that green eyeshadow diva

|| ussd to dnce 2 t|hs song bAck wehn | str|ppd :) so cAttchy soo good!!! https://open.spot|fy.com/trAck/3ulPX3lyADhCn|AXXXJv8nXXXv

#MovieNight #Pleasantville #WhosDown?
-> I Need To Join A Movie Watch Party Again Sometime... I Require Enrichment To Treat The Ache Of My Bones And The Blisters On My Heels = Your Total Is $0.99
< EUGH. YEAH. I'M FINE. TRYING TO FIGHT MYSELF FROM TWEAKIN ABOUT THIS. >

NOTE THAT @TURNTECHGODDOUCHE IS THE SAME GUY WHO HAS A CANDLE THAT HAS MY SCENT. \:B
MY LADY!! I ZAW HER CHIT!! THEREFORE HER UZERNAME!!** @eloquentFortuneteller MY LOVE!**

xx_THANKS_BABE_@malleablePersonage_xx

yes<3

Daily Tarot Card. The Hanged Man. Today is a perfect time for a rebirth, to welcome in new influences to your life, opening a new door. Prepare yourself for new experiences and knowledge being offered, and expect the unexpected. I'm being called upon to let some of you also know, you may receive a message from an old flame or someone you wish to get closer to today. Don't self sabotage, you are being given a chance. #DailyTarotCard
@eusocialPedant Public shaming you. Go to sleep.
-> Despite What You May Think Ratatouille Is Not My Favorite Movie = Your Total Is $2.50

they never tell you making soup while high is the real challenge until its too damn late #substances

serious inquires only looking for a perturbed creature you can only get from the dark web i'm not good enough at the computer to access the dark web Z:(
Spicy noodles with (very) soft boiled eggs.
(Anyone with a brain keep Lardos 5 feet away from me,)
anyone want to know about the strider rizz method its really simple you just please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please #substance

doin' wonderfully, if exhausted. hope you're alri6ht too, 6loomy. i love your new iCon. your smile is so beautiful. u◡u

d/) y/)u guys ever w/)nder is th/)se ads that say “h/)t singles in y/)ur area” are ever being srs? maybe lindah is single and lives in a 1(/) mile radius and i will never kn/)w. als/) i never click /)n th/)se cus w/)rrying ab/)ut h/)t singles in ur area are f/)r ugly singles in ur area #suggestive(?)
< AWESOME. >

i hope everyonne is havinng a wonnderfuul nnight.

i have chiron my third house girl help
Chiittr communiity, iin your va2t and wiide 2et of opiiniion2 ii2 there any 2peciifiic food 2tuff or driink that iif you 2ee another troll con2ume that they 2hould be iimmediiately and viiolently culled?

ugh headache

tagging like this also works, in m7 experien(e
[+] Cravin' somethin' with potatoes right now. Load 'em up with aLL the fixin's...

thinkin about watchin legally blonde 2nite

there was a spreadsheet...somewhere. i don't remember. 7ou'd probabl7 be best just kinda looking at other a((ounts and going "i want that badge"

had a really weird dream and it pr/)bably means n/)thing in particular except like maybe i sh/)uld l/)/)k int/) weird dream meanings
evil joey gigglefart: i hate pranks and garfield

see i'd exploit this aftermath t'6et people to do thin6s for me, but honestly all i really want is to drink a bunCha water 'n' sleep. 'n' i have water 'n' i have my Cupe so i'm aCtually all set. u◡u

u know i care 4 u when i randomly show up at ur place w slushies

:)
HAHAHAHAAAA. :'D I NEVER GOT THAT TO WORK ON ANYONE. Finally!
-> Rice Rhymes With Nice For A Reason = Your Total Is $10.20

Chittr.ing has a lot of peculiar and wacky characters. I have seen flying hoofbeasts, the Power Rangers, Naruto Uzumaki, and I have even seen actual houseplants informing me I needed to water them. And also Casper. However, a self-proclaimed straight Dave Strider variant is in fact the most bizarre thing I have seen thus far.
9h my g9d rechitted s9mething 6ecause it was funny came 6ack t9 incessant ram6lings 6efitting 9f a dead preacher

:33< hello im the nostalgia critic i remempurr it so mew cant

(\ /) something's in the air tonight but i can't actually narrow it down.
< HEY GANG, HOW DO YOU IDENTIFY A CRUSH? LIKE. NON QUADRANT. REGULAR DEGULAR CRUSH? >
gruuhhoooh my gooorg yooouur haaat is flippinghk greaaat(¬ºཀ°)¬
/\ //\\ // \\ ^ \\ // ^ / \ ) ( / \ Junior is pleased to announce the badge of IMPERIAL FORCE! ) ( ) ( ) ( \ \_/ /\ \_/ / Recently joined the ranks of the Empire? Eager to boast your \__ _)(_ __/ role as cannon fodder in the endless galactic conquest?? \ \ / / ) \/ ( Just request your eternal marker of servitude below! | /\ | | )( | | )( | | \/ | )____( / \ \______/

tell @imjunior what badges 7ou want!
i have a bump on my finger from being bitten by a creature and this shit hurts

wtf is wrong w my nieghbour

colour me proud tbh

cookie expert is a valid-

when is it my turn to get muzzled n treated like the dangerous beast i am come put me in my place already i dont bite too hard if you beg nice enough
<action; statement input; statement: i wish there was a way for me to not have to |isten to my superiors & do whatever they te|| me />
EVERY0NE GETS. WHAT I FUCKING CAN’T HAVE. D0N’T THEY.

apolo6ies, for6ot to ta6 the post 'n' the replies i made to it 'Cus i was Cau6ht up in the memory. it was fuCkin' awesome. *and* i'm pretty sure we 6ot dallis before those priCks did anythin6 too serious... well. i mean. they weren't dead, at least. don't think i'd have survived what happened to 'em. that's 6otta Count for somethin'. so uh. yeah. dallis saved! kryqus rips heads off! phuntr 'n' posnah are as 6ood a shot as i am! ChChow 'n' huqxle are beefy tanky Champions! we're all awesome. an6els forever, baby. #violenCe #6ore
// "...Night 10..." // "...Hoping to get necessary fuel for re-take off..." // "...This shit is not for the weak, understatement of the sweep..." // "...Need that care package ASAP..."

🜲 I like Left 4 De⚜d 2. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐

heartbreaking: old man can't fare without his glasses #eskariart #kindanervous https://files.catbox.moe/le1xto.png
gruuhhumm i think im gooonnaaa gooo get mooore gaaatchpooon i need mooore i neeeeed mooore(¬ºཀ°)¬

| htee wehn | blAckoutt n wAke up |n rrAnsom plAces cuzz why d|d | jst comee to |n A wwlk |n frrzser #substAnce to b sAfe

🜲 I should prob⚜bly ⚜dd he/him into my bio. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐

LMAO.

xx_ough_yeahg_chow_did_do_a_lil_whack_a_mole_on_a_crazy_girlie_dat_wuz_kinda_kewl_2_x)_xx

the horny hours have kicked in #nsfw

-=[HH H THH EY YDI D WHTT ATT !!! 1!!!?¿1!!?¿¿? ?_☺]=-

hoopital
All the Noir’s and Slicks and what not I’ve seen so far on this site, from least annoying to most. 1. @sanguineSaevitas 2. @sinisterScoundrel 3. @walkstabwalK 4. @lordJack Here’s to hoping I don’t have to update this with any new ones.

all i'm sayin6 is kryqus *did* rip a 6uys head off, 'n' ChChow *did* blow a ChiCk's head up, 'n' both posnah 'n' phuntr headshot some sniper priCk. it was fuCkin6 Crazy. like i said. no one's 6onna believe it. #violenCe #6ore

I'm Not Going To Look, I Know He Reposted That Image. #lol

I'm a simple man and for that I apologize.

why nobody appreciate flat chests anymore bruh wtf am i doin 'ere den
yo ive got an update on the turntables situation, my bro managed to fix it luckily it looks as good as new and i think he cleaned it aswell which is insane didn't ask him to but hes just chill like that though i was not safe from the prolonged glare, the only shit he charged me with is a tiny piece of my sanity and yknow 10/10 review fixed my shit and also cleaned it, would come back again

xx_chchow_isnt_HUGE_in2_violence_but_she_admitz........._wuz_kinda_epic_2_watch_kryqus_pull_a_bad_dudez_head_off_xx

situation abatement beam




























