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More clothes need to be wing accessible. B/
[we should all invest our money into seeds. for more food]> 🐔
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
Sometimes I think about being a wwoman.
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
Big fan of women, personally. I wonder if they'll release DLC.
just like malware is short for “malicious software”, delaware is short for “delicious software”.
[door squeaking open] oooh-eeeee
theres somethin to say about monsterfuckin in this day and age i think being fused with a bird maybe sort of made me more of a monsterfucker cause now theres like the weird fear of the Beast in my shitty ass bird bones but it gets to be mixed with all the normal human sex brain chemicals? anyway now im into size difference and being hunted a little so thats cool #nsfw #hornyposting ig #monsterfucking
As the great American Woodcock would say: Meep.
UI update is throwing me off because everything moved around on mobile. Goddamn.
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
ii took her to my pentmouse then ii squeaked iit (then ii squeaked iit) ii haven^t made my miind up, should ii cheese iit? (should ii cheese iit?) ii got giiant rat status iit aiin^t no secret
all daves flock to me i have a gift
survived hopital. B]
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
Dude… fuck, yes… https://i.ibb.co/tTfN9Jxm/IMG-5502.jpg
ok, let me try something. https://file.garden/Xi8xkLbMbnXQdXEx/chittrs/images/img-2026-03-29-23-34-19.png #greatposting
jnmmm m'
there are beauififul wormmenn onn this website you innow who you sre #specificpostinng
:33< thinkin about girls...
:33< its like the thwomps furom mario always say :33< URGH :33< this is fur mew two people who know what im talkin about !
she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate
stapling my phone to the wall and using my recently purchased dowsing rods to tell me which quadrant reaction i should use for each chitt
♯sighs & ♯marks on a ♯dryeraseboard: ♯zero ♯nights since last ♯piss ♯incident
figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug
i if i was a bird i i'd know who i'd s shit on
Oh my god. The sun is out. You know what that means. Baskingggggg.
SO I PAID 2 MILL FOR A GENDER CHANGER LASER, WHO WANTS
Can I Borrow The Collective Brain Cell For A Minute I Have To Write An Email
I have bought a second dress. This one in blue. I will repent for such wanton excess soon. Ego sum ira Domini.
its a hard world out there for people with no legs and only a spritely tail
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
when u hate my chits, this is who ur hatin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/icons/IMG_6564.png
im the flapping fapper #nsfw
Been chasing a real nasty individual the papers have been calling the Cityside Clownfucker. Been leaving a real... interesting trail behind em. #nsfw
sbahj themed gooncave #nsfw
Bitches love me for my bright and colourful wrist band.
hey, i was s'pposed to do the next one! takin' it from a good, hardworkin' member of the crew. https://file.garden/aBMR-SKj5T3zDZsi/going.png
Chittr does it mean anything if I like the dress more than any of the other clothes I own? Besides, of course, enjoying the convenience of carrying more blades on me. Ego sum ira Domini.
wwomen be consstructin elaborate saww traps
"= oh wait. #ferrofluidingup. can we do this. ferrofluiding up. ="
♯chittr i ♯hardly know er
I respect all my constituents, including clowns.
While as President I will not endorse any one particular currency I do not have stocks in, it pleases me to know so many of the community have united under the banner of oiling themselves up.
𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝙰 𝟹𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝙴𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙲 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙺𝙰𝚉𝙰𝙺𝙷𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝙳 '𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙼𝙿' 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙴𝚇𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝙴
LICKED A PUMPKIN TODAY. HASH TAG INSPIRATIONAL.
its probably so fucking blissful to be an autistic father of 4 with a difficult marriage and your solace is your model train set that you have a whole room dedicated to sculpting the landscape with realistic terrain and tunnels
#oilingups far less appealing cousin #greasingup and his feeble little brother #sloppingup went to market for the title of best hashtag and clearly only one of those little piggies made it home #donotask
chitting something really agreeable and normal and everyone likes it then i edit it to something evil and really fucked up and then be like damn you guys fuck with this? weird
number one enemy of the west brian griffin finally apprehended
What if in st ead of y ou tube t ube tu be tube tu be it was. Yo u tu n g t ung tun g tu ng tuu nng gg
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you sacrifice your humanity for your friends to save them from certain doom and the thanks you get is being ostracized from the people you once knew #emo #realshit
if no one got me i know isabelle (you know her. from animal crossing) got me can i get an amen
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sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
Fun Fact!: Birds Can and often Enjoy Hemp Oil! The birds in Daves Office seem to really Enjoy a few drops mixed with their food
not now kitten, daddys gettin imahinary points on chittr for beign funny
your wife and i are going to frisbee golf without you man sorry
important update from casey: "uhoirrrgvrkir"
8 billion humans and uncountable trolls but you are still yourself! YEAH!!
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
just girls bein dudes
just guys being gals
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Whispers in McDonald's. Talks in the language of burgers.
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
Breaking news. My scientists at the CDC have officially announced the creation of a potion. It’s name, effects, color, odor, and taste are all unknown, but it is definitely a potion of some sort.
getting preened gently then fucked hard is where its at if you even care #nsfw
ohhhhh kittycat licking my hand lets go
AHEEM HEEM can I show you horrors that will melt your bones? Oh please please please??
who up cOnfusIng pEoplE gEndErly
my bellpepper pragnant #proudfather
sonic
Everyone who has experienced a stomach ache will now be entitled to financial compensation.
I am also a fan of Yuri.
Sleep. Wake up. Get on chittr. Sleep more. Get breakfast. Shitpost. Work. Rinse, repeat.
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hey man sorry i nuked your family from orbit with my freestyle at the cookout can we make up and be cool again
Taking my two-and-a-half kids to Little League Later. Love to see them enjoying the game! Reminds me of my own youth.
back to my worms #mymealworms
Ahem. Hm. She in my cest until I #incest.
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I did not have sexual relations with that peanut.
me n the block button n thhe send post button n the dm button r in a lovign polycule. and ys my wives do smoke weed #substances
imma go play tf2
⠀#vaguepost
best worms out there gotta be: mud worm giant earthworm common earthworm greenhouse worm
Your text soothes me, like orange creamsicle being poured into my eyes. #Cold
used to be this huge deal that i wear skirts all the time now but like ok im sorry i didnt want to be floating around cloaca out #willtheygetmeifidonttagthis #nsfw ? #eventhoitsjustmybody