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@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
Ah, good. That makes things simple, then. Seeth all you want. By all means. - MC Oleana
/ur ass is pancakes cuz ur a f𝐋opjack 𝐋mfao
I'm sure there's some strange alt-Calder out there who was born on Alternia. I'm sure he's getting along...'Swimmingly'. Hah. Hah.
Watch your language. #Blacklisted #WrittenUp #Unhirable - MC Oleana
Ow. Sudden, pounding nub pain. #MyNub - MC Oleana
SSO UH >8/ IF YOU KEEP THISS UP YOU// BE DEAD IN NO TIME >8/ MAYBE GO FIND A NICE COO/ P/ACE TO RESST PREFERAB/Y WITH /OTSS OF MEDICA/ EQUIPMENT AND A FEW FRIEND/Y TRO//SS WHO ARENT AT A// BAD OR WANTING TO HARM YOU >8/
_ I can send some decent tranquilizers in sHort order.
@tumblingTenet Take ⬡ne unc⬡uth step t⬡ward my scheduellist and I will c⬡mmand C⬡pperajah t⬡ crush y⬡u t⬡ death with his st⬡mp pillars. #vi⬡lence #threats #b⬡ssm⬡ves #chairmancing #managementtechniques - MC R⬡se🌹
｢aaah~ ai-chan's streamer girl ablution mizu! (*´・∀・｀*) megane-san can take just a sippu... (￣￢￣) mmh~ Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ kya!! t-tastes... tastes just like sakura blooms and silver nitrate! Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mizu means water! (*^ーﾟ) kekeke~ nyaht to be confused with wata! (ФωФ) keke~]
@tumblingTenet Would you like to say any last words for your puppet? - MC Oleana
｢where are the moe moments on this uebu saito. (；ω；｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uebu saito means website.]
NOW PLAYING: The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana) One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a split, so do many more Over hill and highway the Banana Buggies go Come along to bring you the Banana Splits show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YVc5Rgyv6s
It's been too long, so I say we delve back into more dreadful baking trends I would like to see buried but NOT mourned. - Ice cream "cakes." Stop calling it a "cake" if you haven't stuck even a single layer of sponge inside, and be mindful of the ratio of ACTUAL CAKE to NON-CAKE SUBSTANCES. Also, is the frosting on an ice cream cake not the most noxious gloop ever to film over the roof of your mouth? What is IN that? I see you all beaming over those candles. So happy to eat that damn nonsense. - Desserts gussied up to look like savory foods and vice versa. I do not mean performance art deception pieces wherein the fondant (only acceptable use of fondant) has been molded into realistic sculpture with the intent to dupe the viewer. I mean a stupid faffing hamburger cake, or the mashed potato ice cream cone. What is the appeal? Kindly select a lane before I run you off the road. Be dessert or be nothing. - Cupcakes which have reached such vertical instability you cannot even sample your goods without the tip of the frosting sneaking up your nasal passage and poking your brain. "Who wants one???" THE LAKERS. YOUR CUPCAKE OUGHT TO BE SLAMMING THREE POINTERS. IT'S SIX FOOT FIVE. Back to work. These rejections of fads that refuse to die come to mind mostly as I reject pitches for upcoming cookbooks and social media content. Follow the BettyBuddies channel on Youtube for all the content I decided WAS up to snuff. These jokers. :|
NO O1L PAL1ND
｢how come pinni-P-chan never posts about megane-san package? (；ω；｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane sends pantsu.]
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
1 should add "profess1onal enabler" to my resumé
｢choto matte... ichiban kon'ya wa motto! ( ´∀｀ )b megane-san's most special anaru tomodachi, pinni-P-chan~☆! @tumblingTenet ( ≧∀≦)ノ megane-san made sure to capture all of pinni-P-chan~☆'s... assets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in dis shashin! boinyoing. (ФωФ) oyasumi! megane-san is going to neru nyow!! nyehehe~ (ノ∀≦。)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: "choto matte... ichiban kon'ya wa motto" is megane-san flexing his tyotally sugoi trollhongo skillz, this means "one more big one... one more for the night!" (*ゝω･*) anaru tomodachi means best tunnel fwiend, pinni-P-chan~☆ has visited boku at LEAST once. sashin means picture, and oyasumi means good light! (*´∇｀)ﾉ neru means coupgoop time keke~] [DID YOU KNOW?: pinni-P-chan~☆ is a reference to trollcaloid producer handle! if pinni-P produced kyutietunes, she would use that handle!]
｢gyaahhh~ how can mintyl-chan ( @assistMint ) hate animazing artsu when she looks so kyutieful as an authentic east alternian girl? (/ー￣;) nyehh... megane-san will keep turning his kirainahito and fwiends into kyutiegirls. ヘ(^_^) uniunikirikyutiefycation beamu!!! /\ ᘏ ᘏ ꒰ᴗ͈ ｡ᴗ͈꒱ / っ. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˚｡⋆⊹ ࣪ ˖༘⋆๋࣭ ˚.⋆ ࿔*:･๋࣭ ⭑⚝⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･⋆.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: animazing is the ancient east alternian art of being anime and amazing! ＼(^_^)／ syooo another name for sugoi! kirainahito means haterz, like the evil villains who attack and hurt megane-san's delicate feels. (´_ゝ`)]
I'mm sorry i'mm sorry I'mm sorry . I'mm sorry. I'mm sorry. i'mm sorry I'mm sorry" I'mm sorry I'mm sorry I'mm sorry I'mm sorry. sorry, sorry sorry don't sorry don't sorry don't no no no sorryyy. Pleas se don't. SIR.
Palind, I've been meaning to pencil in some one-on-one time with you. A leader should always have time for her own subjects. How about we grab a bite sometime soon?
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
ok guys, quest1on for the peanut gallery for torment nexus v1ew1ng th1s t1me around: l1vestream or l1vestream
- Haha. - I amm. I wonder how you were able to tell. :-)
- It looks like our sammples were passed on after all. ※ RESOLUTION: Shall we celebrate? ;-)
※ OBSERVATIONAL: Now this is just flipping adorable.
↘️this is not what you think.↘️
yeah.
@tumblingTenet @naughtyTechnician @bulgeCurator @postTagger @resplendentCandour Someone get this thing out of my face, please
#wEwRITHED
⊹₊˚{ no ones matesprit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones situationship }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no ones hateful talking stage }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ bored but at peace }=ࡇ={ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #girlglubber #lanadelstingray #violethysteria #cullquette #reglub }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢DOKIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!(＞＜*)ノ~~~~~｣
Oooh, girl... this wwould'vve nevver happened to me in Las Vvegas, girl (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
are you patronizin me right noww you single horned gutteraboo just for that ill be addin her to my collection plus i busted my last pail doll
｢ahhh~ ahhh~~, pinni-P-chan~★♥︎, ahh~~ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ you make megane-san's kokoro so doki doki!! !щ(゜▽゜щ) kyuhh... kyuhh... megane-san wants to see you in your pantsu~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: in anime, strawberry-print panties symbolize innocence, youthfulness, and hidden sweetness. they are a classic kawaii (cute) trope that contrast a character's outward modesty with a playful, intimate secret.]
｢kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (； ･`ω･´)]
[ A photo post: It's a shellfie! Kidding. It's a selfie, taken by one beaming Hicari, who's doing kissy-fish lips, a peace sign, and a wink. She's leaned over into the personal space of @freakNasty, who looks to be unhappy about the current circumstances and.... wearing handcuffs. Caption: ] ࣪⊹₊˚{ hanging with my new bestieeee! }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ [ #kidnapping ]
Oh, you were talking about yourself? I thought you were trying to levy insults towards me. I didn't expect you to have the skull fortitude necessary to hold a brain large enough to actually respond to me.
Wrong caste. You truly are an ignoramus, aren't you? The truest representation of the illiterati. Three wrong guesses in a row? Now *that's* a miracle if I ever saw one.
@terminallyCapricious#2753 STOP QUAD REACTING MY POSTS! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT!
That's a little sad. - MC Oleana
Toown me. I guess.
Release Wroothe the oonly oone whoo is alloowed too hurt my sub is me he had enoough oof the gooood time already
That's quite long for a "mild" spat. - MC Oleana
Why? Are they ashamed of you? - MC Oleana
Not all good intentions will be understood. Not all good deeds can be done with clean fronds. The most you can do is hope that the outcome was worth the path paved in blood. #MacroCullsmos reminds you to call your lusus today. Even if she’s better off not knowing. #LususDay #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
There have been some unfortunate side-effects of the genetic engineering. - MC Oleana
hahahahaha vvery fuckin funny hey look at wwhat i found https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58e916c188f9.jpg shame if somethin explodey happened to it
Breaking news, straight from the #MacroCullsmos research labs. It seems our team of geneticists were able to splice together the genes of several different species, resulting in something that is said to be identical to an "earth foX." If you don't believe me, goregle "Macro FoX" to learn all about it. #Science #Technology #Innovation - MC Oleana
↘️ok yes i have made a mistake andd i am willing to pay for it in any way possible.↘️ ↗️IF YOU THINK IT IS BEFITTING, I AM WILLING TO WEAR YOUR REPRIMANDING ON MY LITERAL SLEEVE.↗️ ↘️or the front of my trunk.↘️ ↗️IF YOU WISH TO STAPLE MY WRITE UP TO ME.↗️ ↘️in a cruel, unusual punishment that will leave metal shrapnel embedded into the heave of my trembling stalk.↘️ ↗️I AM SORRY.↗️
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↘️ok i do not even care anyway.↘️
@tumblingTenet
"= it's got fucking what. get this guy away from. everyone. wtf. ="
࣪⊹₊˚{ thats stupid. why would you have a moirail that your lusus would kill? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ awwww. sounds like you two arent as fated as you thought. }^n^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ding dong, your lusus. ding dong, youre maaaad! }>7<{ }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ YOU FIRST! why would *iiii* autocull? I AM LITERALLY A DUCHESS. }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ it doesnt matter how bad you think my attitude is! you still think im cute, so go glub to your lusus about it!!!! hehehehe! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ to be fair, youre probably one of those trolls that are just weirdly incapable of hating anyone. aww. }^n^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i guess you werent hatched four it! fates fate + all. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ STUPID MOUTHBREATHING CLOWNS!!!! }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i want her to play ashen empress.... }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ }o____o{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you know what know, fourget it. clowns are not even worth it when it comes to this bullcarp. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
No!!!!
Oh the little yoyo fella. Gadzooks weve got the whole gooftroop on display.
What in the sam hill are you on about!
i wanna be tHE next snl clown member !ᝰ
...You're so tragic.
Ok first of all you almost hit me topside with your yoyo second of all youre just some comealong dudebro hitching a ride off my good pal janes kindness so i dont really want to hear a peep out of you mister.
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
she aint got zero to do wwith your sham religion btww a lobotomy wwould improvve evverything about you
,,,yeah um,,, that'$ tough bro,,, $orry,,, maybe get over it,,,
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
I REFUSE TO CELEBRATE THE DISGUSTING CLOWN EVENT YEASTER SUNDAY. SO TODAY I AM EMBRACING HUMAN TRADITION. I GOT RABBIT EARS. AND AM EATING A LOT OF "CHOCOLATE". #THANKSHUMANS #YUCKYCLOWNS
dont Ssstart what you cant finiSssh, coward
keep thinkin that just think about it dont stop thinkin about it ok tell more a your sugar chuggin reprobate castemates to think about it #yes #finally
that joke made me hate you inssstantly ssso yesss
when you type out a chitt have a vivid vision of exactly what comments youre going to get and then promptly delete the chitt.
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>nisemonogatari toothbrush scene #nowwatching
you will never understand
sandpants
sandpants ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
