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Likewise. I am, also, of course, apparently at war with my Alternian self. At least, so far as vagueposts a8out culling me go.
Actually Speaking On The Subject Has Me Curious Are There Any Among Us Who Do Not Avoid Alternates Of Oneself I Personally Do Not Really Go Out Of My Way To Avoid Myself But I Cannot Say I Have Ever Actually Spoken To Another Me The Concept Seems Slightly Uncomfortable Personally Speaking
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) You know, I just realized something... On Earth, we have this species of an aquatic variety known as the Mantis Shrimp. (ര⸏ुര) With this in mind, the Mantis Shrimp can see far more colors than the average human eye! And presumably, the troll eye as well. Given your kind have the same visual rays of the rainbow we see. (ᇂ_ᇂ|||) But... this begs the question... Does that mean the Mantis Shrimp can see colors BEYOND fuschia? Would this imply that there may be other blood colors we don't know about? (｡･~･｡) Now I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
Apparently, many humans on this planet associ8 my accent with the region known as France. I keep 8eing asked what part of France my lineage is from. I have 8egun lying a8out this. Currently, I am from Champagne with an uncle in Paris.
✝+ Due to the nature of most trends, I don't think I can ever participate, though I can always offer some kind words and advice to others who need it. +✝
Hmmmmmmmm... Due to+ so+me unfo+reseen circumstances, I think I will actually NO+T be making the 'Smash o+r Pass' chart. 'Silly little funny meme' o+r no+, I'd rather no+t upset anyo+ne. Especially no+t with ho+w much it seems to+ be upsetting her.
Wo+uld anyo+ne like to+ be specifically included in my 'Smash o+r Pass' chart? I had co+nsidered making o+ne that includes general versio+ns o+f tho+se I kno+w, but if anyo+ne wo+uld like me to+ co+nsider them, specifically, separate fro+m their alternates, please just let me kno+w, and I'll add yo+u to+ the list as an individual. #nsfw-implied
Very well then. I will include yo+u, alo+ng with o+ne o+ther specific Aranea.
Ah. The individual I joined Chittr for in hopes of garnering a closer relationship and su8sequent possi8le quadrant with is, as they say, taken in said quadrant of interest. This is of little consequence as it now allows me to engage in the #serketcircuit for longer.
believe it 0r not, als0 #sinday https://64.media.tumblr.com/983851111349f76f6be44ef2c813fd09/bc618515287b3872-e3/s1280x1920/955de9e7f885c66ead42059d4376520b32081c8f.png ((Toastinator22))
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is... HUH? You say you DON'T have a NAME? Fine. We can work with that. Your name is "MUTT." Just Mutt. You were never GIVEN a proper name, nor do you CARE to figure one out for yourself. It is a PERFECTLY APT DESCRIPTION for WHO and WHAT you are. A freak made of a messy mishmash of genes, born from the TEST TUBE and raised in a LAB. Your former creator, whom you simply call "the sorcerer" is NO LONGER WITH US. That is, to say, you KILLED him when you had decided enough was enough. Abandoning the small lab you had been created in, you took to living out your days in the WOODS. You don't exactly know where you are though, planetarily speaking. All you know is that you are NOT ALTERNIAN, and that you are a CERULEANBLOOD, living a lifestyle many others of your caste would find... unbecoming. You are a CANID-LIKE troll, and spend much of your time in your cave or in the woods around it, either just waltzing about or hunting. There's not really much else to say on the matter. You also claim that you MAY OR MAY NOT be a LYCANTHROPE, but who's to say? You have a variety of interests, those mostly being SCROLLING GRUMBLR, PLAYING PEGGLE, AND BEING A GRUMPY OLD HATER. Your trolltag is malignantMutt and you really wish sommeonne would tell you what your deal was, nnot that you care or annythinng NOTES - Mutt is nonbinary and a butch lesbian, pronouns are he/him and it/its - I don't have anything else to add here. He kind of just exists
Parent posting... I got threeish to list so I'll be brief My dad. Asshole. Pig (cop, not literal). Only real good thing about him was how he pushed me to go above and beyond in school. My mom: only met versions of her later . Really sweet. Caring, a bit insistent on me being like her. She's a pretty, talented actress. Loves her new family My other mom: I get two, through the power of lesbianism. She's cool. I wish I could know more about her. She's understandably weary about me, I'm an outsider. Very caring, very pretty, actress as well, has a big family.
I need to stop being pathetically desperate while drunk, suppose I need to take countermeasures. #substance
My long-avwaited smash or pass #nsfwv #suggestivwe im not vwriting all dat.
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Su8mission 14: A commenda8le archivist, you possess nota8le qualities; I am here to inquire of your knowledge regarding these rain8ow drinkers. Simple o8servation does not provide a sufficient foundation for understanding. I wish to 8e well-versed in how they differentiate from the cattle of humans. My response: Anonymous Poster, this is a deeply unfortunate condition to possess 8y trolls, though admittedly a rather fascinating one to study. I 8elieve you may8e asked the wrong question here. Given you want to discern rain8ow drinkers, and human cattle. Am I to 8elieve that you are a human vampire who is unaware of the cultural differences fo Alternia/8eforus to Earth? Or did you intend to ask how they discern which humans are cattle to them? I can not infer this information. I will, instead, answer your specifically asked question. What is the difference 8etween rain8ow drinkers, and the cattle of humans? Well. humans possess a curious domesticated animal known as the 8ovine, or mow simply, the cow. Imagine, if you will, a large her8ivorous quadruped her8ivore. It was selectively 8red for thousands of sweeps/years into a walking 8iological resource dispenser. Their species exhi8its a comical level of utility. Milk, meat, leather, adhesive compounds, fertilizer, and even la8orers in the fields. I suspect that if humans could discover a method 8y which cows emitted electrical power directly, entire civiliz8ions would use them for their power grid. They are placid creatures. Slow, social, and emotionally dependent on a herd structure, their survival strategy consists of sticking to one another and hoping the pred8or chooses another victim first. A deeply human approach to danger. Physically, they have heavy 8odies, split hooves, 8road muzzles, and prominent ocular positioning suggesting their prey patterns. Humans have a contradictory relationship of care and maintenance for them that is not only in service to the 8east 8ut themselves through maintenance. 8ovines are considered sym8ols of fertility, motherhood, love, patience, and warmth. Rain8ow drinkers are trolls that must consume the 8lood of other trolls for sustenance. They su8sist on iron-rich 8lood and drink from the entire species, thus, the term rain8ow drinker. I hope this helps. https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
:33< huuuge spoilers its a clawmic
(^._.^) < FURRK I LOST MEOW CHANCE!!!!!!!!!
…wow, other jades on here are really horny huh? i mean im not judging!!!! It just always catches me off guard? i feel like id be too embarrassed to post stuff like that.. where do you guys get so confident?? #nsfw
Don't hide 8ehind anonymous accounts. Just tell me, it will 8e much funnier. Here is a form to tell me whatever you want. I might dissect it. I might laugh at it. I might help you. I might relish in it. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeFyHA5MiRNGI6a8qRz1iLWK8I0f_fQhedPyMYUpWOKeoAfrw/viewform?usp=header
I wonder if a library date or a cafè date would be better.
My priv8 messages are always open, Aranea. ::::)
I suppose I should make an introductory post. I have finally caved into the social pressures that surrounded me. I made this Chittr account out of social necessity. I can only spend so many evenings listening to drunk poets musing over vampire sym8olism at writing clu8 without eventually deciding I require a more efficient method of o8serving strangers pu8licly unravel. For those unfamiliar with me, I am Aranea Serket. Yes, THAT Aranea. At least, I am one of her. Thankfully, we live in a society in which that distinction has long since ceased to matter socially. I currently reside in Little 8eforus, a small Earth-C Neigh8orhood. I work is a li8rarian and archivist. I specialize in pre-scratch literature, o8scure session information and records, and the categorization of all historical nonsense. It is a surprisingly peaceful existence compared to my earlier ventures into cosmic manipul8ion and narrative self-destruction. In my industry, we call it growth. We adore to see it. Outside of work, I host a weekly writing clu8 at the Velvet Cham8er. A historically queer 8ar downtown with excellent cocktails and terri8le open-mic poetry. We are currently during a months-long epidemic of young writers attempting to reinvent tragic romance as a genre. While I support them, I do not enjoy the quality of their work. I also enjoy 8oard games. I should warn prospective opponents that I have an unhealthy competitive streak disguised underneath my many layers of intellectual politeness. I have ended friendships over resource management mechanic interpretations and Catan. Not proudly, just honestly. You will find me posting a8out literature, timeline anthropology, strange historical trivia, flirt8ion disguised as academic analysis, and the occasional existential crisis. Please, feel free to say hello. Unless you are attempting to recruit me into discourse regarding troll reproduction. I have survived enough epochs already. #su8stance #intropost #amicoolenoughforchittr
when b100d just said the m0st highkey nauseating shit i've ever heard in my fucking halflife but they've got that bef0ran dental blinding you s0 you let it slide
Your ver8al applause, typed 8efore me, is noted. I find this site fascinating. Long time reader, first time speaker.
I have 8een requested to provide a proper historical framing of Chittr.ing. A dangerous proposition, naturally. Ah yessssssss. A common tragedy. The platform itself was created 8y Mocali Flaske, though “created” is perhaps too simplistic a term. One does not merely construct a place such as Chittr.ing. One opens a door and hopes reality survives the resulting draft. You see, Mocali has tapped into something far 8eyond what any old hemoanonymous troll should 8e fully capa8le of on say, Alternia. Which leads me to 8elieve that there are powers at play 8eyond Mocali's inherent influence over the platform. At surface level, the site resem8les a fairly standard social media platform. Users post updates, engage in arguments, announce romances, fa8ricate dramas, and conduct ela8orate pu8lic humiliations of one another. Entirely ordinary 8ehavior, naturally. Of course, there are the occasional hiccups. Irregularities occur when you examine 8eyond the surface level performance of the we8site. It would appear that there are possi8ly some powers at play here that exist 8eyond the scale of which one may find themselves comprehending. See: 10,002 Gru8s, Gl'8goly8, the various GrimDarks, and Troll8ama. Through means that remain intentionally am8iguous, the site permits communication 8etween multiple timelines, universes, narrative continuities, sessions, doomed 8ranches, post-canon realities, and fictional cosmologies simultaneously. The resulting population center of a8ject failures com8ined with the masses of more incensed timelines results in a 8rooding conflict of what is true. Entire worlds have esta8lished persistent cultural presences there. Alternia exports its usual social hostility and hemospectrum politics. 8eforus contri8utes aggressively therapeutic social structures and decorative excess. Earth C remains a fascinating 8lend of post-victory exhaustion and reconstructionism. Then there are the transient locations. Repiton has manifested in several iterations, each equally unsta8le and theatrically self-important. Matesprit Island 8riefly attempted to esta8lish itself as a romantic paradise 8efore collapsing 8eneath the sheer weight of quadrant disasters and emotionally charged su8tweeting. Angel’s Nutrition 8lock remains one of the more psychologically confusing communal projects to emerge from the platform, though admittedly not the least successful. The site has also hosted numerous historical events. Eridan Week, for instance, 8egan as an appreciation movement for Eridan Ampora and escalated into a cross-timeline sociological incident involving poetry, discourse, pu8lic meltdowns, quadrant negotiations, and at least one individual achieving God Tier under circumstances no one involved fully understood. The Midnight City Gala represented a comparatively elegant affair. Vast num8ers of attendees arrived from noir-inspired universes and adjacent timelines to engage in formal dancing, political maneuvering, dramatic flirting, and highly stylized emotional suppression 8eneath neon skylines. It was, 8y Chittr standards, remarka8ly civilized. Naturally, much of the platform’s identity is shaped 8y its recurring personalities. Rankmaid occupies a particularly fascinating role within the ecosystem. Temporal awareness, literary self-consciousness, emotional am8iguity, and su8tle manipulative tendencies have rendered her something 8etween an archivist and an ur8an legend. Conversations with her tend to leave lasting psychological residue. One rarely notices this immediately. Jane Crocker remains equally compelling for entirely different reasons. Depending upon the continuity o8served, she may appear as corporate empress, exhausted executive, domestic monarch, or emotionally collapsing pu8lic relations machine. Her statements frequently 8egin with immaculate composure 8efore quietly unraveling into deeply personal hostility. This has 8ecome something of a spectator sport among long-term users. And then, of course, there is Casper Cooper. A... troll. An irritant. Possi8ly one of the most important figures ever to emerge from the site. Casper Cooper developed notoriety through a very specific skillset: interrupting extremely serious personalities at the exact moment they 8ecome most emotionally invested in their own narratives. He inserts a8surdity into solemn declarations with surgical precision. Royal announcements, existential confessions, villainous monologues, political crises, cosmic revelations. None remain untouched. The truly remarka8le aspect is that many major personalities eventually 8egan treating his interruptions as an unavoida8le law of nature rather than an individual action. Which, I suspect, says far more a8out Chittr.ing than it does a8out him. Ultimately, the platform has evolved 8eyond mere socialization. It functions as a living mythology engine. Identities are performed there so consistently that they eventually calcify into something genuine. Irony mutates into sincerity. Fictional personas acquire emotional permanence. And perhaps most importantly of all, everyone involved eventually stops asking where the performance ends.
ok i know im literally part dog but i still have some self control :/
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https://i.postimg.cc/761PTTQ2/image-2026-05-14-180254855.png How I feel right now.
ho ho ho, i need to bring presents to all the grubs of the world. i also need a new workshop and a thick butted, apple bottom jeans wearing, boots with the fur goth baddie who can throw it back ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously; we're not sure if this is a confession, but we're gonna post this anyway ♠
:33 < to those it may interest: :33 < i tried to graph out the local pawlycule situation but i dont know if its entirely legible? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66ce1e0abc9a.png
▲finally smelling burnt toast?▼ ▲shit, maybe the messiahs are real cuz ive prayed for times like this▼
HUGE WIN FOR #YURIDAY
// sorry if I don't post on him much. Building up his neurotic energy takes time, and then I have to unleash it in one big burst to harm people collectively.
//if it wasn't obvious btw all my art here (which. it all is mine, aside from pfp.) is heavily heavily heavily inspired by sailorbeefcake on tumblr ... they dont post mituna anymore but if you like my doodles here go check out their blog and scroll through the mituna tag for a bit its glorious i look through their gifs/art all the time when im doodling my tunas
I warned him about the honking feather beasts but forgot to say a few do bite and hiss. Be glad they aint cluck beasts that shit allover the place just dont kick the honkers and Rolan will treat ya like a king at his place. He may be my troll lusus and set on the ancient ways but if you learn to know him you'll have an old friend who serves you like a royal. I mean he was a former soldier and royal advisor when he was in his younger years but the old bat outflown himself and settled to being a guardian of a highblood he raised himself.
//misc tuna doodles I didnt really have any reason to post ic :3 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/GAMING.gif https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/THREAT.png
(=^･^=) < MEOWRE SHIP ART!!! OK SO. TO EXPLAIN THIS. I S33 CRONUS AS A SORT OF "UNSHIPPABLE" WITH THE OTHER TROLLS.. BUUTT!! A GOOD SHIPPURR ALWAYS FINDS A WAY! #SELFCESTSHIPPNG #SUGGESTIVE #THATFISHGUYMEWKNOW https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/cronusbeautifulselfcest.png
VERY FEW.
support indie music artists! <3 https://i.ibb.co/6j818ynj/img-8437.png #nsfw #pin-up #recordlabelbait
俺はまだ流暢に話せないよ ( ´・∀・｀)
Proud to report I can understand Eastern Alternian, although I cannot speak it as fluently as I would like.
ダマラのあらゆる姿とエッチをせよ。アタシたち全員が、一斉に性的恍惚と絶頂を味わえるように。股の間で、怒った馬のように鼻を鳴らせ。そうすれば、屠られる子羊のように悲鳴を上げるだろう。終末が迫る中、ケツをくっつけて、二人で絶頂を分かち合おう。 #nsfw
You are allowed to bet :)
Jade Barkley presents the Hunger games 2 The electric boogaloo @tenaciousTheologist roan @arenaceousAlchemy AKRAVI @tipsyGalactica roro @automatonArisen aradia @gallowsCalibratorr terezi @thegoodScratchdoctor doc Scratch @timaeusTxstified dirk @arsenicCatnaps Nepeta @terminallyCapricious gamzee @blatantGodhead Dave @syntheticRevolution Sami @flightyBroad Rose @corallineCataclysm meenah @turntechGodhead Davebot @cuttlefishCrusher Meenah as well @diamondsDroog Diamonds Droog @percussiveInjury Alec @zoosmellPooplad John @charmingAngelfish Cronus @caveatGuidance kankri @timaeusTestified dirk 2 electric boogaloo @tipsyGenostalgic Roxy #hungergames https://i.postimg.cc/9FKBw4KT/Screenshot-20260512-225708.png
agreed!! i'm usually dominant but some women on here could have me on my knees begging with the snap of a finger
u dont like ur cat but u do love them is very fcukin true tugger is so annying but i still love him
this was the next in my queue hehe https://www.youtu8e.com/watch ??v=i0IGyTLyNvY
oooo is this the one you wanted to play ??
I need a bird call but for seadwellers.
let me know if you want some recommendations i got you
I'm awake. I c9uldn't sleep. S9 i'll put an audi9 file I had rec9rded here. Since i'm thinking a69ut it right n9w. [Attached is an audi9 file. It starts 9ut with the crunching 9f leaves 9n the gr9und as it s9unds like there's tw9 pe9ple side 6y side. Suddenly, Kankri's v9ice sp9ke up; "Y9u kn9w. I'm starting t9 think this is just s9me s9rt 9f pl9y. D9 y9u really think this will 6e w9rth it?" An9ther v9ice chimed in, s9unding calm and c9llected with a slight accent t9 it; "C9urse it will, sweetheart! I mean we 6een spending the h9ur finding these pages. S9mething g99d has t9 c9me 9ut 9f it, right?" Kankri sighed and resp9nded; "There 6etter 6e s9mething g99d. 6ut we 9nly have a few minutes left. H9urs alm9st 9ver..." There was a s9und 9f shuffling paper 6ef9re he sp9ke again; "And we 9nly have seven 9f the eight pages... I feel like we sh9uld turn 6ack and resume getting the rest 9f y9ur stuff int9 my hive." The 9ther v9ice let 9ut a gr9an f9ll9wed 6y a playful chuckle 6ef9re a ret9rt was sp9ken; "Cm9n Kanny! Have a little h9pe!" "6ut Cr-" Kankri's v9ice was seemingly cut 9ff 6y the 9ther pers9n as an "9h" was muffled. The s9und 9f running was heard 6ef9re "I f9und the last page!" was sh9uted 9ut. The s9und 9f Kankri running 9ver t9 this 9ther pers9n was heard. "Y9u actually f9und it? It's as 9min9us as the rest. H9ld 9n i'll let that slenderman guy kn9w a69ut this." Then f9ll9wed the s9und 9f a ph9ne 6eing taken 9ut, then the s9und 9f a picture 6eing snapped 9n it. M9ments later, there was s9me typing s9unds. There was a few m9ments 9f silence... It was peaceful f9r the m9ment. "Wait... Special Slender Surprise?" Kankri said in a t9ne 9f pure c9nfusi9n. Then the 9ther v9ice chimed up... "Uh. Kankri.. Chief... Ya might wanna l99k 6ehind ya..." "N9w what c9uld p9ssi6ly 6e 6ehind m....eeeeeeee..." Kankri 96vi9usly had turned ar9und whilist replying, and the way his v9ice went fr9m seri9us t9 a c9ncerned c9nfusi9n. There was a few m9ments 9f silence again. 6ef9re there was tw9 high pitched screams as the audi9 6egan t9 glitch 9ut. The glitching lasted f9r a full minute 6ef9re cutting t9 the s9unds 9f fearful heavy 6reathing. The audi9 clip ends with 9ne final line sp9ken fr9m Kankri; "Pard9n my language, 6ut WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!"]
Funk and Punk Rock all the way. Beforan gov hated that shit, tried to paint it as cullture for the llayabout and the unsightlly. Unfortunatelly for them, I was happy to take up those words.
Heh yeah I feel that I've said some... compromising stuff on here-
Yeah I'm sorta desensitized to it at this point - I sorta just post whatever's on my mind now heh-
Fully agree ! It's weird how quickly one post makes me switch up :/
Dominating is only fun if you’re also poking at deep psychological issues. Which means it’s hard for me to do it in casual hookups. I tried to do that recently but when I started pushing as to if she had problems with her mother and chronic people pleasing issues she cried and we called it off. #nsfw
Alright My Dears The Time Has Come For Us To Rest So Good Night From Me And The Few Grubs Who Are Still Awake And Demanding To Speak Who I Will Abbreviate To Gu Ve Ir Mi And Fl We All Wish You A Pleasant Night And Or Light ♡
Hour this. Hour that. You should all be aware of the witching hour!
Yes. A retelling of my own fable.
(=^・ω・^=) NOOO I THINK I GOT IT NOW!!! #:33
Yes, Im alvways quite delighted to come across another!
VWhy hello there~! Yes, my timeline is all svwapped up! Nice to meet you.
I produce a unique vwenom and so does my lusus, I collect hers and use it in medicine and vwarious other things.
OH I should share my Kismesis.... vwhatevwer vwe are. He might make an account. Mituna Pyrope. https::://cdnimgchestcom/files/273a65130a2cpng
/ᐠ > ˕ <マ < MY PLEA FUR MORE MEOWS WAS ANSWERED!!!
(=^･ω･^=) ARAN33A!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD IT’S SO GOOD TO S33 YOU H33R33!!!
ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ H33YYYYYYYY 33VERYBODY!!! I JUST GOT THIS ACCOUNT WORKING AND APPAR33NTLY TH33R33 AR33 A LOT MOR33 PURRSONS H33R33 THAN I THOUGHT TH33R33 WOULD B33???!!!
[ hello!! new user here, ooc intro. sfw/nsfw approaches, suggestive content, and interactions are welcome but nothing graphic! meaning 18+ only, PLEASE. typist is shy but i'm happy to interact whenever i have the chance. as for cami;; sylph of heart, MEAN-GIRL trope (and a hopeless ROMANTIC and GIRLFAILURE), and void-session player. she's 23 as of now. her interests include MESO-AMERICAN culture/history, SINGING and COMPOSING music, and a 90s FANATIC. a proud SPEARkind wielder. pretty bare bones info as of now, working on a proper intro later. <3 ty and pls be kind and patient with me as i navigate this. ]
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Co+me find me + I certainly will be.
4www, you'r3 too k1nd, ch4tt3rf4ngs! r34lly!!
I am the mo+ther o+f all things.
g4m3grl t1p of th3 d4y: no m4tt3r wh4t, 4LW4YZ k33p 4 l3v3l h34d! don't l3t thos3 p3sky noobz g3t to you. just k33p your gl4r3 on th3 go4l, 4nd you'll b3 on3 st3p clos3r to b31ng on MY l3v3l!! #g4m3grl #4dv1c3 #r4d w1sdom
<< Hello! Consider this an intro and description. This Kanaya has never experienced the game, she grew in a different way. She ascended to a different sort of godhood- she is the Mother Goddess, she will take any and all under her wing. She is associated with motherhood (obviously), fertility, and virginhood. However, she is no Saint! NSFW warning for future posts, including topics of sex, body parts, pregnancy, birth, and possible gore! You have been warned! >> << She loves all she deems worthy, which is any who isn't a total weirdo or misogynistic. Her quadrants are all open, she will experiment but should she ever find true love she will be incredibly loyal. >> << Feel free to dm at any time! She will always answer. Don't hesitate to interact! >>
If you are one of the people who would like to 'smash' me, you should message me. 💬💬 It wont get you anywhere, but I'd be happy to hear the correspondence. Hee-hee. 🤭
I'm back, momentarily. Have rabies spread in my disappearance? 👋😲
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/JJB85R.PNG JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF SOME MORE OLD PICTURES OF MY BODACIOUSLY SHAPED PARAMOUNT PARAMORE THAT MAKES MY LITTLE SASSACRE "QUIVER".
Hee-hee. If you didnt see the news, Billy went and blew up his typewriter, poor thing! 🥺😂 I'm more than happy to fill any gap that might be there in the case!😉
Were I able to get 28 more followers tonight, I'd have successfully gotten 100 followers on the first day being active on here. 😲🤔 (Yes, I was on before, but I only really started posting today.) Isn't that a surprise! You all must really like me here. 🫣 😊 That makes me just so happy. Hee-hee. 🌈
// I'm debating on aging up my Bro's Dave to 21 so I can make an account for him on here any opinions orrr??
the whole banner doesnt show genuinely might just be funnier this way also hey guys first post hows it going
Just an old model showing his irrelevance.
Oh...! Well now you know (^ . ^ ❀)
We are... Publically executing... A version of Zebruh Codakk (^ . ^ ❀)
A delightful dashbo+ard to+night.
Yeah I don't miss those days. Now I'm solving kidnappings for the president and helping keep timelines from beingn doomed. Actually maybe I miss those days a little shit was a lot simpler back in the day.
diary entry #2 #jadesdiary ok, sorry for not being active with this diary!! i've just been dealing with a lot of busy work and stuff! anyway, the past couple of days have been alright. i've been picking up art again, which is really nice. i could post a few of my drawings if anyone would like! i have lately also been warming up to my body and appearance, let's say i don't loathe myself anymore! who cheered? i'm so sorry for being all over the place lately mentally. i am extra sorry you guys had to deal with it. it won't happen again! other than that stuff, i've just been trying my best to be the best me. hunted a bit of lamb today and ate it, very yummy. i think my watermelons are growing pretty well, too! i love spring and may. april showers bring may flowers!! i'm also getting used to not really being like all the other jades, oh well, it does make me unique. all of the jades i met are really nice, too. i hope we can talk more in the future! i want to make more friends here. i also want to be in a happy relationship with a girl and explore myself and what i like, but that isn't important. i won't go too crazy, i'm keeping to myself a lot regarding that stuff! o_o anyways, i'm having a lot of fun on this site. :)
i would be oddly happy if someone is following the #jadesdiary tag already.
:33< awe yeah thats the good stuff!
all jades should come together and make a band that would be funny i think!
:33< im a kitty :33< mew agr33 rechit
hi serkets :)
So many Serkets. I was going to say 'Vriskas' but I see an Aranea or two from a while back, and one Vriska-adjacent troll who I can only assume is a Serket as well.
D --> Guess it is time for an introduction post since eyes have been drawn to me. Hello. There are already a handful of me myself and I on this platform, but for those unfamiliar, I am Equius Zahhak. I am a fitness junkie, an engineering fanatic, and hoofbeast appreciator (though less these days, but you could say that I'm still a horse girl.). Besides Maryam, who has left to embrace human culture, only Nepeta and I remain of our iteration. You can blame Makara for the majority of that, but I can hold no ill will for the decisions made when we were all so young and troubled. I still regret what I had to do, and not because it cost me an arm and a leg. About five sweeps ago, I had come to terms with my identity. No amount of gains or immaculate sculpting of my body through building muscle made me happy, until one of the humans suggested introspection and consideration on what would make me happy. I guess I was overcompensating in the masculine ideal in hopes that it would make me happy. But then I tried a dress, and it all clicked. So I had started and to this day continue to take feminizing hormones. I'm. Happier now. It's not perfect, and I still have a long way to go, to grow emotionally and of course, physically. But I'm on the mend, I think. So please, she/her pronouns. I may still make problematic mistakes, but I am trying to unlearn these behaviors. I apologize in advanced if I ever do slip and will when it happens, if it happens.
mY CONFESSION IS, i LOVE MY FRIENDS, }:)
laying in tha cupe with my gill <> aka the one that DIDNT beat my bass so hard imma owe her money every day that ends in a y on the human gregorian calender
I'll certainly make the jo+urney wo+rth yo+ur time if yo+u're o+pen + interested.
Assuming yo+u are an Aranea in my dream bubble system I enco+urage yo+u to+ seek me o+ut fo+r yo+ur pro+per answer.
I can't tell which Aranea here is my Aranea. When I figure that part o+ut I'll tell yo+u.
Sixty Minutes Without Wife someone Is Dying #wifeposting
My co+nfessio+n is that I'm currently crushing o+n Aranea Serket tho+ugh that's fairly public info+rmatio+n.
very. 0u0
i d0nt need t0 c0nfess t0 anything i am an 0pen b00k :)
i c0nfess t0 n0thing because i am very public ab0ut my th0ughts and feelings. 0u0
Alright, fine, fuck it, here's my confession: I'm bi, alright? I'm fuckin' bi. I fucked off and stayed on the down low about it for a good while thinkin' about it, and it's been eatin' me alive, and fuck it! I like men, too! I like dames more but there's somethin' about da nature of boyish jubilance that, I dunno, it kinda makes me happy too. Fuck. Whatever. Don't fuckin' talk to me about this. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN THE GANG.
SO, ANOTHER UNRELATED CHAT CLIENT IS DOWN. PICTURE: A WHOOP OF INORDINATE SIZE. AS IF THAT WOULD SOMEHOW PUT A DAMPER ON MY NIGHT. AS IF THAT WOULD HINDER ME IN THE LEAST FROM TRANSMITTING EVERY SEARING, THOUSAND-DEGREE THOUGHT FROM ZAPPING ITS WAY TO EVERYONE WHO MATTERS ENOUGH TO HEAR IT. THE ASSCLOWNS I'M TALKING TO HERE KNOW WHO THEY ARE. THEY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME. AND IF YOU THINK THAT BEING RELEGATED TO THIS SOLE PLATFORM, THIS SOLE MEANS OF COMMUNICATION — NAY, THE SOLE CORPOREAL *FLESH* IN WHICH MY GANDERBULBS ROLL LIKE FUCKING BIWINGED TRANSPORT TUBE TURBINES — HINDERS ME IN THE FUCKING *LEAST* FROM GETTING MY POINT ACROSS TO YOU SHOUTGASH-BREATHING TURD ROCKETS WITHOUT NEEDING TO RESORT TO SOME KIND OF COMPLETE BREAK OF MY CHARACTER, THEN YOU'D BETTER SLATHER YOUR OILY CARCASS WITH ALL THE ICY-HOT YOU CAN GET YOUR GRUBBY PRONGS ON. BECAUSE YOU ARE *SORELY* MISTAKEN. READ MY FUCKING LIPS, CHITTR. AND READ BETWEEN THE LINES. THOSE OF YOU WITH BASELINE *LITERACY,* ANYWAY. THE REST OF YOU DROOLING SHIT-FOR-SPONGES PROBABLY DON'T EVEN LOOK AT MY CHITTS IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I DON'T ATTACH BLURRY BULGE PICTURES TO EVERY POST. LIKE YOU NEED PICTURES IN YOUR CUPETIME STORY, OR ELSE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
They hate me cause I'm beautiful
I love being bisexual and a dog and nonbinary I am the woke mob fox news fortold
Women
i want t0 sit with an aranea and think ab0ut making 0ut with her and just be stuck there t0rmented by my 0wn desires f0r h0urs as she talks and talks and talks because itd be s0 rude t0 interrupt her #serketp0sting
:)
So who was gonna tell me Earth had g∞d music. This "Hollyw∞d Undead" 8and is pretty g∞d.
Hello there, Chittr. I’ve 8een informed this is where one goes to engage in “healthy socialization,” which I assume means low-stakes psychological warfare punctuated 8y intermittent flirtation and the occasional photograph of someone’s lunch. Ha. As if anything healthy could come out of a cesspool like this! I'll 8e using this platform for things like online FLARPing, recreational antagonism, piracy-focused discourse, needles personal gam8ling metaphors, and aggressively and noncommittally flirting with humans, trolls, or whatever else I refuse to 8ecome emotionally attached to. If you lose an argument to me pu8licly, understand that I will 8ecome unsuffera8le a8out it. Anyway, glad to 8e here, losers. ::::)
<d3rlord3> It is... interesting
▲yeah its kinda crazy, had 3 girls from here show up to the spot im stayin at right now, they're needy as fuck▼
join us
It's interesting to+ see all the different versio+ns o+f everyo+ne. I think I'm starting to+ understand Aradia's fascinatio+n with the bubbles.
Wo+uld yo+u like me to+ aid in participating?
[|87 :: Th;s post has an om;nous aura beh;nd ;t but 1 cant expla;n why
[|87 :: 1 th;nk 1 found sa;d om;nous aura beh;nd the post guys
I'm Here To Smoke Bitches And Fuck Weed And I'm All Out Of Bitches
No Wait I Mess That Up
i see it! (* ^ ω ^)
▲seriously some of you chittr girls need to be passed around like a blunt▼ ▲got people in my dms talking about it already▼ #nsfw
Evil sticks to me with a leech who can taste only my blood. And by evil, I mean my cat, who has been following me around all morning because she is under some false assumption I have decided to change her feeding time by three hours just because I accidentally tapped the bag of cat food while grabbing something else.
On occasion, though this one is not mine, I am merely quoting from a human work.
Chelis took a Picture of me playing Ukulele. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15374722562e.png
Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... Fire... walk with me
alright live dj set right here right now this shit is live and direct no joke come jam with me
That is a very warm reception. Rather than replying to each individual 'Hello' and one Doc Scratch's predictable musings, I will give a blanket greeting to everyone on the site at once, active or otherwise.
Tick, tock, says the clock, and I find myself right where everyone else has already been. Which is to say, I have finally decided to make an account on this site after much deliberation and debate with my friends. Hello.
life is about striking your particular balance of good girl and bad bitch! gender neutral obviously :)
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! f!nd !t funny when my human fr!endsSs sSee me and just yell “K!TTY!” at me then pay my head꠹
Plans For Tonight Get Stoned ✓ Drink One Bottles Worth Of Troll Blood ✓ Steamy Lesbian Sex #suggestive
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[|87 :: 1 l;kely wont be at #f;ghtn;ght ton;ght however 1 w;ll be send;n med;cal suppl;es for the event. All ;njur;es susta;ned from f;ghtn;ght treated at my cl;n;c w;ll be free of charge thanks to the contr;but;ons of #trollbamacare
((art is mine!))
https://i.postimg.cc/yNwXjqhp/Untitled287-20260507024356.webp never crashed out in my whole dam life. unrelated peep the new haircut
🐾why doN't skeletoNs fight each other? they doN't got the ''gUts''! sNrrrk! haha, hehe,
I just had to Google what Count Chocula is.
i like my men all incompetent. 💋
'Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.' Is this what mother saw in Dracula?
