♦ pitied by @restlessAnimal
no bother! kinda on me for not thinking about their return trip, haha. i was similarl7 distra(ted
things are a bit wa(k7 right now, but i got 7ou, and karma
oh right #matespritmonday and #moirailmonday huh. @carnationDeficient i. love you a lot. eheh @restlessAnimal im gonna kick your fuckin ass ok
( Every evening when I wake up I eat one (1) teaspoon of glitter and then contaminate my cocoon slime with one (1) tablespoon of glitter. I have my reasons. #myreasons )<
this bitch fucking stink's bro and she keep's stopping to check her phone. i swear to god she hasnt showered for the last like 2 week's https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/sex.png #nsfw
((i might need to take a genuine break from chittr and all things rp related for a bit this is genuinely causing me to have physical issues i havent been hungry in hours since this shit happened. well see how im feeling tomorrow but i might have to go on a break)) #mental-health
i tripped on a rock today and a group of people witnessed it #fml but hey i got that purple ice cream and drink, about to be shitting like a unicorn or something #unicornshit #purpleshit #purple #mytoehurts
dude thats deep as fuck just like something else lmfao #needdat though
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.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ F0R M3 1T 1Z M3H3H3 1T'Z K1ND4 71K3 4N 1NC0NV3N13NT 670WZT1CK H4H! 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
Is sex a good replacement for therapy?
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ N0P3 4ND N0P3!! TH3R3'Z 0N7Y 0N3 4NZW3R 1'M 700K1N6 F0R! C4N Y0U F1ND 1T? 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
Horny hour this late? Crazy! Oh well, time for the mandatory "8ulgy wants 8oing 8oing!" post then.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ K3R0 K3R0 ZP1NNNNNNN 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
₍^. .^₎⟆ Show me the research f!rst꠹
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ Z331N6 0TH3R PP7 H0RNY M4K3Z M3 H0RNY H3Y Y0U ZH0U7D FUCK M3 WH173 84ZH1N6 MY H34D 1NT0 TH3 F700R T177 1T 83C0M3Z P4ZT3 P734Z3 P734Z3 P734Z3 P734Z3 P734Z3 #NZFW3 #V1073NC3 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
fuck you moaning louder until you can hear it even if you go to the other side of the manor
every heard of cunnilingus?
oh is it hornyposting hour's ok yeah. pawing off i guess. #nsfw #hornyposting
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! mean !f yow want me to꠹
ok #jealouscauseihavefriends
as someone with a severe lack of understanding in troll romance there is no way that is the right criteria to meet to be a pale-slut right
wtf are you talking about
awwwww :( yeah ur rite. cant blame a dawg for tryin' tho hehehe if you change your mind for some reason id be more than happy to hear tho :3c
i have a guess as to whats going on over there
sorry
sad news i will NOT be in GTA 6
ghhrh sshut thefuckup dhde
ggod i need.to be heldd by thhe peoplel i lljke. ttold imdoing a good jobb im a good dog iim agood doggf_'fuuickkk nneedthem #nsfw
stfu. my god. making me want to change my mind
tearing pages from my mind
stop gossipin about me for one and twwo im pretty great arent i
what
yeah that happen's all the time here
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The hell is that clicking. Metronome?
Can't hear myself think. Where's it coming from?
Maybe it's the bomb finally arriving. Or not.
cleaned and bandaged im good. roommate helped a little. lost more blood than i thought. gonna lay down and just sleep for a while #cw-selfharm
Things were e★sier when I didn't c★re.
what
.okay im bored #dashwatchinG .list time is oveR .dont think i wont catch you if you have been waiting for me to give up to post your loser shit i will still add you to the list if i see iT .AHEm .presenting the list of losers displaying bitchless behavior on maiN .losers of the hour arE @restlessAnimal @uprootedGarden @eldritchTherapy @gardenGhostist @emotionalCorpse @carcinologyGenarch @clownCorruption @junkfoodPocketdimension @celestialAbsurdity @unclaspedKahuna @cesarianAqueduct @gildedAura @tipsyGlamour @carcinoVantas dishonorable mentions tO @felisCorvus and @nightterrorPsychologist .ediT .by personal requesT @trendyGnostalgic .would like to be known as a bitchless loser too just for the funsieS .your positions on the list last for the next twenty four hourS .okay now fuck ofF #directpostinG
if i reely wanted to kull farm id say sum dumb shit like call me mommy or whatebber (dont) #nsfw for my fellow haters out there
you HAVE TO now youre under obligation to please i need to win this bet
Just w<>n ªt ch3ss ªgªinst @dªtªC<>ntr<>l G<><>d gªm3! (Is whªt I'd sªy if I ªctuªlly CªR3D!!)
what are you talking about
oh!!! ha\/e you seen when a 7 sweep old troll named alice goes swimming in a damn located in alternian austraila, and then days later her body is found in a stormwater drainage basin. alice's troll caregi\/ers whom are in a steady matespirtship together, Russell and June, are called to identify the remains; Russell identifies the body as Alice's, while June refuses to \/iew it. the family begins hearing unexplained noises around the house, and alice's close descendent, Mathew, de\/elops mysterious bruises on his torso. Russell and June describe unsettling encounters in\/ol\/ing what they belie\/e to be Alice’s apparition: the former through a single incident in which an apparition aggressi\/ely confronted him; the latter through recurring nightmares of Alice's drenched corpse. Mathew begins experimenting with photography, seemingly capturing Alice’s figure in the backyard and, later, in a photograph taken at the lake. Belie\/ing Alice may still be ali\/e, they request an exhumation and DNA test, which conclusi\/ely identifies the body as hers. During this period, Mathew installs cameras throughout the house to record possible sightings, which appear to capture images of Alice. Seeking guidance, June consults self-proclaimed psychic Ray Kemeney, who conducts a séance but cannot explain the e\/ents. Months later, Mathew admits that he fabricated the "ghostly" photos and \/ideos in the hope of prompting the exhumation, gi\/ing June a second opportunity to \/iew Alice’s body; in turn, pro\/iding the former with closure. A home \/ideo recorded while the Palmers are away shows what appears to be Alice’s apparition and captures the figure of their neighbour Brett Toohey, whom Alice had babysat for, searching her bedroom. June subsequently finds a hidden \/ideotape depicting Alice in a threesome with Brett and his wife, Marissa. Russell concludes that Brett had been searching for the tape after hearing about Alice’s death. The Tooheys soon sell their home and disappear, and the Palmers are notified that any legal action would likely be limited to a suspended sentence, as the encounter would be considered consensual. #sexual-assault Ray later re\/eals that Alice \/isited him months before her death, reporting recurring dreams about drowning, death, and her mother being unable to see or help her, fears also recorded in her journal. Alice’s boyfriend, Jason Whittle, pro\/ides mobile phone footage from a school trip to Lake Mungo, during which Alice is seen burying something beneath a tree. The Palmers tra\/el to the site and reco\/er her phone. Its footage shows Alice walking along the shoreline at night and encountering a bloated, disfigured \/ersion of herself – identical to the body later reco\/ered at the dam – floating slowly towards her. The Palmers come to belie\/e that Alice wanted them to understand what she had experienced, although they differ on whether her death was moti\/ated by the encounter at Lake Mungo. Feeling that the haunting has ended, they mo\/e out of their home. As June looks into Alice's room for the final time, audio from Alice's inter\/iew with Ray plays, recalling her fear that her mother could not see her; Alice comments, "she's gone," as June lea\/es. A photograph taken during the family's departure re\/eals the faint figure of Alice in a window, and footage shown in the end credits (including Mathew's fabricated photos) shows her elsewhere in the background. a post-credits scene shows Alice's ghost lingering during a thunderstorm back at Lake Mungo is a really REALLY good mo\/ie IT'S ONE OF MY FA\/ORITES!! Z:D
Another cycle, another fuckiing cycle playiing tech 2upport for thii2 2peciifiic moron iit never end2.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 1 FUCKF1N6 ZUCK 4T CH3ZZ 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
no one would want to friend me on discorpse bc i would just spam dem wiff all da collectibles i find and it is A LOT
the mo\/ies here ha\/e such short titles O_O
“i can rap on any beat i want, fuck it ill pull the fire alarm” - Things I’ve overheard in the office.
You’ll never guess what he did next.
cooking. (dont ask what)
grrrrrr grgrgrrr understimulated
o| GoT My bUlGe rEmOvEd, NoW ThAt sHiTs jUsT A CoNcEpT #nSfW |o
Princess Bubblegum actually more probably.
Also Princess Bubblegum actually.
<<< getting bulged down by a hot woman until i cant think #nsfw
ANOTHER THING I'M GLAD WE'VE LARGELY MOVED ON FROM IS THE ASK BLOG FORMAT. FINALLY WE CAN BE A REAL FUCKING WEBSITE AND SCROLL THE TIMELINE WITHOUT BEING FLOODED UP TO OUR KNEES IN WORTHLESS ASSHOLES CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR A CRUMB OF ATTENTION WITHOUT EVEN TAGGING THEIR SPAM. NOW I GET TO SEE *REAL* POSTS LIKE CHRONIC VIRGINS BEGGING TO BE FUCKED AND GETTING NO REPLIES OR LIKES AND PEOPLE WHO ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHARACTERS FROM HUMAN ANIMATION SERIES FOR SOME REASON. AS WAS ALWAYS INTENDED. #NSFW #IGUESS?
this is crazy, why does this seahorse want me dead.
im dying of embarrassment. oh my god. #nsfw
dontt ttrustt anyone, nott even your quadrantts. tthey could be working witth highbloods, tthey could be ttapping intto your ffeeds. who knows?
Are The Weirdos Gone Yet? I Can't Sleep, But I Don't Want To Post If The Weirdos Might Touch My Posts. :<
yeah man. our culture is actually just copied straight from yours. over here we have this person. troll akisephila. everyone hates them. we throw rocks and stones at them all day and call them names because they are stupid. fuck you
reality sꙮmetimes just reuses stuff and peꙮple, because it thinks nꙮ ꙮne will nꙮtice. fꙮr all we knꙮw, leprechaun ꙮbama ꙮr whatever cꙮuld be the ꙮriginal. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Oh no I literally just quit right after the hell day ended. Pushed to prod and fucked off The things I needed to be present for have concluded so it was time to finally sever the last connection between [deadname] and myself 's just the aftershock that's making it hard to sleep
what i meant in my last post was me asking who decided to steal my AMMUNITION. this is a federal offense and will be investigated. whoever did it will be arrested in the name of justice.
nnobody cann stop youu, I suuppose.
Ï dön't thïnk thë ëmpïrë üsüälly nëëds tö ädvërtïsë.
₍^. .^₎⟆ SSee ! would but ! th!nk he’d actually jusSt mawl me꠹
Ï dön't knöw ënöügh äböüt hümäns tö säy.
o| I SuRe hOpE My pOsT AbOuT InCeSt dIdN'T LeAd tO HoUrS Of dEbAtE Or sMtHiNg #iNcEsT #mEnTiOn-nOt-aCtIvE |o
Sömë pëöplë mïght fëël thrëätënëd by öthërs ïn thë sämë märkët. Nöt më. Ï thïnk wë shöüld wörk tögëthër tö fïx prïcës. #cäpïtälïsm
i mean to be completely fucking fair, we've been doing that and worse to the lowliest members of human society since the dawn of forever and that doesn't mean #cw-incest isn't a huge fucking problem for us to be concerned about lol your point is irrelevant
i hate that i have to post about this but for the trolls out there that don't know, ONE of the biggest reasons #incest is so taboo is that reproduction within the same bloodline creates genetic deformities and health risks for any offspring. it's why having a large, diverse gene pool is so important lol incest is absolutely still something you as alternians have to worry about #cw-incest #nsfwe
t.thouose get.t uwus cuwulled
yeah x see that now.
alt.ternia is st.trict.t w it.ts ruwules 1 luwusuwus 1 t.trouoll and we douont.t have huwumans souo
x have been xnformed that humans are xn fact real.
i dont wanna get uuuuuup... cant the sleepiest girl in the world get another hour? :((
..wait no no no no noooo no not like that! i meant like we can talk and maybe itll distract you a bit! im not like that!
no i know what its tagged! its just that you seem really erratic? whats this about pain?
are you okay?
>>| why people .even pity me? .i'm doing good. blood loss? just get rest. wound .open? bandages .and stitches. getting drunk? pass .away by .itself. .i .am doing fine. #cw-self-harm #gore #substance
Murder is st★tistic★lly 9ne of the s★fest jobs on ★lterni★ ★ctu★lly
Wh★t the hell ★re you t★lking ★bout?
Tis in ★ bottle, with ★ cork, cool skull, is green.
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due to physical hindrances you will have to stack bagels on it instead of donuts. hope you can understand #nsfw
I'm being nice and noot giving yoou the full name because yoou clearly cannoot coomprehend an oounce oof trooll culture
Creating new accoounts too poost oon Am I The Asshoole subrageddit in my free time
𓄀 twink is a h⌖rrible s⌖ʊndin term then. fʊckin' stʊpid. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
i'm not moving back. ever.
i just need to keep moving forward that's how a good dog lives and that's how i'll stay
all this yappin about twwinks and yet i havvent seen ANY! imma vvisual learner by the wwavve.
IM NEVER DRINKING ALCOHOL N TAKING DRUGZ AT THE ZAME TIME EVER AGAIN. WTF WAZ I ON ABOUT LAZT NIGHT. WHAT WAZ I GENUINELY POZTING WTF ZORRY FOR ANYONE WHO HAD TO READ ALLAT LMAO
she qwe on my rty until i uiop #suggestive (maybe?)
I mean it's n⚢rmal f⚣r ME but I'm n⚣t really the best baseline t⚣ g⚣ ⚣ff ⚣f. fufufu~
( might take a break for a while. Hate to be a buzzkill and all but I got some news that kinda made me sick and idk how to feel about it at the moment. Don’t worry my unhinged bullshit will likely return)
I C@n't Even Horny Po$t @bout Thi$ One Guy$ I Ju$t W@nn@ Ki$$ Him For Being Cute Wh@t The Fuck
Hey I just s★id I w★sn't going to look into it. Now if you'll e⚔cuse me I need to m★ke it cle★r to my friends I ★m ★v★il★ble for ★ny t★sk they could need.
someone tripped me when i was walking out of the coffee shop and now im all lousy with coffee!
you sort of like clean stuff up with a broom and you make a dirt/trash pile with it and put that pile in the garbage yknow
Sylink introspection while not bre★king down time. I should prob★bly look into why I feel the need to be useful, I won't but I should.
What was that...?? MEDICAL MALPRACTICE BEAM!!!!!!!! Which I would know nothing about.
they tried to hide kale in my food. ANGERY
self improvement is overrated, i like who i am
Oh I do so miss the nights of wallking into a crowded bar and llistening as every conversion drops off, one by one. There is something of a high there, it allmost made me understand fuschias. The instant command of everyone's attention, respect. Adoration. Fear. You don't get that anymore when you're dead. I have my memories at lleast.
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YEZ ABD IT WENT HORRIIBLY WRONG EVER.YTIIME RGFKKLJNNNHGJLHKDGH
TGATZ WHAT EVERYHJE ZAYZ BEENN,,, HEARNHG THIZ ZHIT FOR ZWEEPZ
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please put a trigger warning when you're talking about chocolate. it scares me :(
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sometimes i wwish i could lick the empresses armpits so badly i could cry but i dont wwhat wwould be the point #nsfww
whats not cool is i still feel vaguely ill thought thatd wear off by now
...did whoever the fuck grabbed me actually take me to the slums on the other side of the city??? ...what the actual fuck!!! ...at least I'm still in the same city but still
I mean if it makes you feel any better the cat asshole was originally a deer like me. She just looks like this because of, uh, I don't understand exactly what happened very well, but AFAIK she constructed this body during the century or so she spent in time prison. Sorry she is like this. I am not a big fan of her either.
WHAT ARE TOYS FOR IF NOT FOR BREAKING?
.leavE
.you shitbags dont wanna see people happy and being themselveS .be honesT .you want the drama and the gossiP .if the tea doesnt flow chittr doesnt want iT