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~Well that’s just splendid to hear, old chap!~
watch♊︎ng back the v♊︎deo of the2e perfectly normal and t♊︎mely departure2 from the a♊︎rlock.. ♊︎t ♊︎2 hav♊︎ng a wonderful n♊︎ght..
~I meant for me! I’m terribly sorry that happened to you! Are you quite alright?~
~Ah! A peaceful and quiet evening! How lovely!~
●->>I've been around the block a couple of times; Let me tell you something about Drones: they do not give two shits about your occupation unless you're the heiress herself. Tread carefully or tread with so much confidence that you can't even consider the notion of being culled. #pedaltothemetal #bethebestfucktherest->>★
yeah i g0t a confessi0n for y0u all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a742510fe72.jpg
they just let anybody on this site huh
i wish i had the luxury to feel flushed for someone. take away from this fucking hellpit. ♪
:33< this may be clawntrifursal but im gonna say it :33< i like girls!
"= #nsfw kryqus is in my damn replies calling himself tight................ ="
i'M not SoMe heMoSpectruM-oBSeSSeD freak like SoMe other trollS are, But i'll aDMit that (unleSS My SuB haS a genuine proBleM with it) i 🪢love🪢 uSing cerulean ropeS for BonDage #nSfw
GO1NG TO W4TCH ST4R W4RS TOD4Y W1TH MY K4RK4T.. SO 1'LL PROB4BLY B3 OFFL1N3 FOR 4 WH1L3.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a60b4c9728d3.jpg gala hang0ver healing
this site has me feeling like the one member of a friend group who didnt get isekai'd but their groupchats still work so you have jim normalson over here going to the doctor for backpain while his buddies got reincarnated as elves and orcs and shit and they just take healing potions
I'm like 90% certain most earth media has an alternian counterpart
We should all Chitt like Troll Invincible is real
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE????????
GOODAY FINE CHAPS WHO HERE WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS BUSINESS AND OTHER SUCH FINE ACTIVITIES
BACK AT HIVE. GOD, THAT SHIT WAS EXHAUSTING. BUT HEY, BOOK ACHIEVED, TEA ACHIEVED, VARIOUS OTHER BITS AND BULLSHITS ACHIEVED.
im opening up a freee kissin' boof 3 caegars per kiss w'o gonna step up first
i will kiss someone rig't now
KISSING: IS ONE TRṴLY MISSING MṴCH? APPEARS FRIVOLOṴS TO POBICO
now that i posted real proof, who wants to kiss guys with me on new super mario bros. vs mode????
https://i.imgur.com/pMKTor9.png for the people not trusting me when i say that nsmb vs. mode is better than kissing guys.
D --> I am being quite serious why did we miss out on this
D --> Why did we not have a human Minecraft equivalent on Alternia
i wana kiss sum bois rn ;)
lookin 4 a cute boi 2 kiss nd mayb hav sum fun with hmu! we can make gud onlyfins content 2gether nd ill pay u handsomely ;)
-=[ theyyylikee youuu x-)_☺]=-
ladies ladies https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-05-04%20135524.png
big boner down the lane hate to see it coming #nsfw
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah im a rapper and i like to rap eat candy call that a wrapper and i unwrap my wrapper of candy yeah #lyricposting
2up fuck3r2 Who up chittn th3ir 2hit rn fr
on the positives. for everyone's continued survival, all tonics, tinctures, and luck charms are free. [posts her website showing a wide variety of products, all with slashed prices labeled "free while supplies last". every tonic tincture and luck charm list ingredients, intended effects, side effects and use cases. all seemingly legit]
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please be careful / the heiress has been / more destructive than usual
what crime should i comneit 2day? *commit
apparently the empress in my iteration has been dead....for sweeps?? so.. https://media.tenor.com/ayjdnbcsfleaaaam/good-news-everyone-hubert.gif
apologies for the alien human gif i'm about to use apparently i'm one of the last trolls to find out this fucking info.
terezi's lunch today: large portion of red sauce pasta with extra meat and cheese. also threw in a snack bag of paprika dusted bugs. im starting to get less squicked out handling that.
sh0es.
breathe iif ii'm your favoriite https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/54d80bbbe1d0.png
fortune be on all your sides, i've avoided the pesky bastards for 11 sweeps
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too damn true. fuCk highbloods. you might want to take the purple out of here though ~
-------------------------- sorry?
ENEMIES IMMEDIATELY IN MY ROOM. GODDAMNIT. SHOOTING TIME.
i can already hear the strawman in my pan ask "why is the marsh hag taking political stances? what does a bitch living in isolation have to contribute?" unfortunately my existence is political and has since i've threw away the importance of blood. every brew i've made is a brew made by a hemoanon, same for every fortune and medical poppet, to every tincture wne medicine. medical assistance beyond boundaries, assistance beyond creed faith or origin.
i alos had a realy weird politixal dream and obama was rhere
i dremdd i made a post where i said tomato and ppl kept replyin with tomato
it's always about power. arbitrary distinctions made to distract from real issues. easier to pit classes against one another than to have them join forces to make real change
homer drops his donut doh homer spills his soda doh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1490429768170995883/1500883261751296102/the-beatles-the-beatles-if-they-were-a-good-band.gif?ex=69fa0df6&is=69f8bc76&hm=5e5c38b782c429cf4e6bbfa4569e91f2b157dfb3def06101cebc33c4c0fc967d&
:33< i dont fall in love i fall in lust :33< #nsfw ish
V^ ??? H0w the fuck??? ^V
h☭☭ps://media.☭enor.☭om/lg4vi23dhn0aaaam/didn☭-realise-you-were-☭hill-like-☭ha☭.gif
☭api☭alism eh, wha☭'s up wi☭h ☭ha☭
>>| no .anger. just shock .and weird signals you've crested st first reply. just, try to reread the meaning behind .original post. you're good.
>>| .if you want to, just go straight .and .admit .in pale .emotions to post creator. .or just .understand, .any suggestions .or tips .is .a viable .option to resolve current .issue.
don't make it worse for the poor guy!
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My friend so nice https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891264074082570262/1500852832646070272/image.png?ex=69f9f19f&is=69f8a01f&hm=19a3145987ca3305b63eae51b4a866edd24bc8e6aaa35bf84afdf4c781e0c8d8&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=78
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870046001220706315/1500867224444080210/image.png?ex=69f9ff07&is=69f8ad87&hm=678752ff6b2ddb87a4435e76b028b8d565f6f075151ea978d811556ecf5bf16d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=196&height=198 @cF
:33< ive b33n there stay strong!
lOve beIIng braless IIn my Own hIIve!! gOtta let the gIIrls breath ;;3 #suggestive
:33< its always on the pan!
:33< yep thinking about #girlbulge again sorry :33< cant hep it its aways on my mind :33< #nsfw
>>| so true. best word .usage.
Diamonds Droog.
[⚙︎ Who the fuck even does that. #vagueposting ⚙︎]
I don't know what an onion is.
why do people hate gore so much its so yummy like cmon if you dont like it so much just dont interact with us #vagueposting
SECOND TIMES THE CHARM... I REALLY... REALLY.. MUST KNOW.. EVEN IF THIS IDEA IS SO FUCKING STUPID.
X Anyone posting it is one jade blood coming online from getting tracked down and beaten to death lmfao #violence x
Bum. You ain never hunt a shrimpo come back when you've hunted millians like mes CHEWY BOY!
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/4e9eGQYsOiBcftrWXwsVco?si=CEz303MhSyS2Ncpw5L0suQ
I FEEL EXTREMELY MOTHERHONKING BONITA.
not now kitten daddy has 2 stare at pinup pics 4 inspo
✐ᝰ She hate hated on my peanut butter sandwich for no reason. Girl, it's just my sandwich. ᝰᝰ
Every nerve in my body is alighz. Zhis decides everyzhing.
>> HWWAGWJW1W1MFAO th¡ડ ¡ડ ડo true honeડt1y
please always feel free to put body parts in my replies. #nsfw.
Someone take Trollbama's drone privileges away for today.
THAT’S IT I’M SENDING THE DRONE. STRIKE ‘EM. #angelsnutritionblock
alrig)(t suckas take fuckin two of t)(is damn auction; t)(is time it's a fuckin form since i need to c)(ew your fuckin nutrients and feed t)(em to you t)(roug)( your damn C)(UT----E. form: )(ttps://forms.gle/DxVVGzgCmscvaVyQA context: )(ttps://c)(ittr.in/profile/coronateCruelty/2bc954fa-970d-43ff-b215-fc05c8f44c67 I WILL B-E R-EC)(ITTIN T)(IS FORM -EV-ERY DAY FOR A W-E-EK UNTIL CLOS-E, AND ANYT)(IN YOU WANNA SAY ABOUT T)(IS YOU SAY UND-ER #bountyauction ALL )(AIL T)(----E -------EMPIR------E ALL )(AIL YOUR ------EMPR-------ESS!!!
girll come on i llaughed at your funny joke that llike makes us even
dumb lil bitch thinkin he could just fuk w me hows gettin a fukin bullet 2 the arm feel #gore #violence
Please never put b0dy parts in my replies ever again
Due to @carbolicGalvanologist ‘s colorful language (see: PALPABLE BEZOAR OF DREAD), I have decided that his fortune should be at the front of the queue, if only because his request gave me my own palpable bezoar of dread in my digestion sac. Twinning. Karkat, you’re a natural-born leader, but you certainly do not need anyone telling you that. Or, perhaps you do? Maybe it’s just my intuition, but your foundations are shaken every time you attempt to prove yourself. It is hard for you to believe in yourself, even when others look to you in the eleventh hour. Just a hunch, but I would take this not-so-lightly, considering my intuition is my whole thing. The validation feels good though, surely. And it should; I mean it when I say you were created to be a leader. Which leads me to the prediction. This game show you’re partaking in is going to be extremely challenging on your psyche. Take care of yourself as much as you take care of your teammates, or risk losing it all. It would be a shame to see that. You still have a chance to turn the outcome Orbie showed me around. In the words of a one Hella Jeff: youve got to flip it TURNWAYS That is all. Best of luck, Karkat. *Should the reader wish to have their fortune read, please refer to my original post.*
why do so m♤ny buffoons think they c♤n stop the m♤il you don't fuck with the m♤ill♤dy
MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))
M★y strife be etern★l.
callie has been actin real #Sus ever since i brought up the charcoochie board #Hmmmm
Just 8ecause someone 8rought up a disgraceful topic, that does not mean you all have to follow suit.