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it appears the parallel uni\/erse theory exists. imply that what you will. i ha\/e seen iterations of our current heiress as an adult here. do not forget what can impact others on an indi\/idual case basis.
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
c< tHey dONt???? tHis Next geNeratiON Has failed.... >c
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
sOMETIMES i FEEL, lIKE gONER k1D, i GUESS, #uNEP1CtAVROStHOUGHTS
oh man what do you mean it’s july already didn’t it just turn june time continues to escape me
to be honest it's like. wrong place wrong time. idk. yeah it was pretty shit
yo who wants to pretend to get proposed to so we can get free dessert at this restaurant in town hmu
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the tone was supposed to be in shock, as if i was unaware
ARE THEY?
As a Bard I am more qualified than most to invent new words. Ahem. Frindle. #DarkAcademia #EvilLaughterInducing #MyPuppy #StrangledMetaphors #Taboo #Loathsome #Tchpunk #Melancholy #Intellectualism #EdgarAllenPoe #Brooding #Redraft #MySillyRabbit #Intellectualism #Grim #Coffeepunk #Plutonian
Fuck. #DarkAcademia #Deinspirational #MyDarling #RequiresAHighEQ #Saturnine #EvilLaughterInducing #BlackerThanNight #Deinspirational #Patroncore #MyWoman #Redraft #Forlorn #BallAndChain #Woebegone #NeoGothic #Loathsome #Patroncore
While my contemporaries appear to be on baby number two im only just embarking upon beverage number five. I suppose adventure takes many forms. #substance
This really came back around LOL
>:/ Hrm
I love doing concerning shit unbeknownst to my loved ones.
I have GOT to stop asking questions. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cfe05e5701a.png #suggestive
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
when |s |t my turn to be hAppy
Did you know? The mask used for Troll Michael Myers was actually based on the likeness of Troll William Shatner, as it was made from a modified Charlie Kirk mask #funfacts
He!!! Is IRRELEVANT!!!! right now!!
The dating scene is so fucked. How am I meant to meet people man I'm on a Texas sized ball floating around this fuck-off orb of light and there are like 8 people in the same reality as me total
wwhat is the neww administrations position on #eridanwweek2