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not that one jade. #dashwatching
Gonna jork it while a8solutely demolishing my nook with a giant toy. Thought I'd let all the morning folk know. You're welcome for this 8urning image I have put into your head! ::::)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46eb20b3607d.png new pfp...?
OK ME NEXT THEN
go get em
i think you can, i don't see why not
have fun!
yeah what a loser they must be
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < h33h33 bet we could clawbine our purrs to become supurr mega ultra hot
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mew? 𝗕𝟯𝟯
oh damb fr? to both statements lol
"with" is a stretch we just fool around but i respect tht
how wonderful it is to live in a time where this is someone's thoughtstream good luck on that /gen
i'm just happy things are peaceful people only hornypost on chittr if things are peaceful #nsfw
I suppose
Okay maybe not all of them are Pissing me off. But this kitty's not in the mood right meow (Maybe later, mew~ 💖✨)
Not exactly sure that's the best response you can have to someone saying that but to each their own.
That put a level OOf fear and uh gjhhsksdhdkj >///>
holay molay 😵🥴
:33 < oh man. it sure does suck being a br33dable cat girl ofurr here, belly not stuffed with dog-girl cum...
wags my cute butt :3c
🍑 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a4771d22b755.png
hmmm u just gave me a great idea 4 a new photoshoot
its literally me
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A Jade And A Nepeta Would Say The Most Absurd Horny Line Ever And Still Look Cute #nsfw
Hello, Jade.
now thats what we love to hear gurl <3 hoping u can get a good sturdy bed next lmao
Statistically it's rather probable.
It's shockingly common on here for anyone, and not to stereotype anything but Jade's seem to do it more often than most.
:33< sounds nice :DD
Wow! #lesbian?
\ n >< n /
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < hehehe mewr offur remeowns accepted
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < oh are we yearning fur womewn right now 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < count me in
Welcome to the club.
@imJunior we need a yuri badge here.
This is something I can relate too very much, carry on in your thoughts of women.
There is a sort of appeal to being face fucked until you cannot breathe, tears in your eyes as you simply take it. #nsfw
:33< my dms are open :33
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < sign me the furck up
good woofin.
ill still maintain my word. never doubt a nepeta ability to flirt. theyll always pitch flirt with you. even on the slightest breach you give them.
Everytime I look at Jades I'm like "Ha dork."
That's you!!!
Don't talk to me, I am hungover and genuinely exhausted after last night. I would prefer not talk about what happened thank you very much. #substances
kay i jus found a pink cowboy hat at the thrift shop now alls left is gettin myself a pink revolver cowboyification process is well underway ;3
stop no that isnt happening i dont believe you
how's your #yuriday been going so far?
SH-ELLO CHITTR!! 38D #nsfw https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/18/a89051ddbf46c88fe165d2815645d0d467f1dcc2.png
I Feel Like I Got Surrounded By A Couple Of Jades Randomly And I Have No Clue How To Feel About That
I Get Amazed By The Ammount Of Jades Around
beats me jade harley beats me!
i think i have a problem with always wanting to listen to authority figures :/
apparently theres a girl on here whos last name is my first name huh small world
WAIT. NO. WRONG IMAGE. UNDO UNDO GO BACK BACKSPACE BACK BACKBACKCBACKBCABCA
Hoping to go out on a date soon! All work and no play can make Serenity a dull girl! Thanks to Miss Lalonde I've found something I think fits me. I'm not quite used to wearing dresses though. I don't know how much skin is too much. At what point is something #NSFW exactly? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3894f58f8f2.png
so many jades!!! hi!!!!
:33< bunch of jades on the timeline today huh? :33< hiiii jade :DD
yeah. no shit. theres not many kanayas around.
devouring butter on bread like a starving victorian child who was given a nickel after a day in the mines.
Daily Tarot Card. Three of Wands. You are making plans, looking towards the future, or perhaps the day is one for such activities. Are you preparing to undertake a new venture? Keep an eye on the weather, both physical and metaphorically, for setting sail against the wind will only tire you out. Plan for the day you can set things into motion. Oh how I missed doing these. I hope you all are as joyous as I to have the cards back. #DailyTarotCard
Houwever, I am boured and that ies ierrelevant. Coumment oun thies poust and I shall assiegn a soung tou you, accourdieng tou absoulutely nouthieng but my ientuietieoun.
In honor of #JadeHour, I will retiring to my recouprecoon. Thank you, Jades, for all the important work you do. If there are only 10 fans of Jade left, I am alive. If there are only 5 fans of Jade left, I am alive. If there are only 2 fans of Jade left, I have died, but Jack and Dave are holding it down. Goodnight.
omg!!!!! #jadehour !! going to do some very jade things such as snrrrk mimimi snrrrrrk mimimi
#jadehour was nice and i love all of you jades!!!!!!!! you are all the bestest girl in the entire world and i love you bark bark bark!!!
im getting to the point of the night where i transition from bark status to bwoof status
8=8 > AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
8ark 8ark !!
hahay3ah wruff barkawroooo S3)
for some unknown reason, i feel so doggish tonight! must be something happening.... woof woof >X3
depends. the ones here are nice or not. i dont FUCKIN KNOW.
Don't you have a friend who is a jade? Kanaya?
its a blood caste numbnuts! :P
hi i'm a jade
I'm alive chittr. I know I haven't chittrd all day today.
SOMETIMES I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. I GET ANGRY ABOUT IT, BUT THEN I REMEMBER, IT'S MY FAULT. YA KNOW?
>+. THE UPPER LIMIT OF JADES HAS YET TO HAPPEN .+<
come to the UK.
KRIS NEVER DIE!
W)(ale t)(ere's a finteresting creature. S)(oal many too! Going on t)(e fetc)( list foar certain. Declaring it now befoar duties arise.
It's so fucking green.
so this is how dave feels
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF HER AROUND?????????
You got like uhh a middle name or something? A nickname you've been wanting to try out?
be yourself jade :)
i feel like i should have some kind of moniker to differentiate myself but the only thing i can come up with as a point of comparison is the idea of me being the mean jade :/
jade moment!
it's jade hour! awooooo!
jade party!!!
It sucks missing people you can't reach out to.
@4RS3N1CC4TNXP C4N 1 PL34S3 W34R MY OLD FL4RP COSTUM3 TO TH3 C4F3 JUST FOR **ON3 D4Y ONLY** !! OR 1S TH4T SOM3TH1NG 1 WOULD H4V3 TO G3T 4PPROV4L FROM M4N4G3R..S4M4?
Hmmm...
are we jade???
im angie but i love you jade :)
its jade hour so we're doing jade things
I believe we are Rose.
Oh. But I'm Rose. This is a conundrum.
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B( #vagueposting
TH3 J4D3 UPR1S1NG 1S H4PP3N1NG..1 C4NT COMPL41N TOO MUCH 4BOUT 1T! 1 LOOK FORW4RD TO MY #T3R3Z1TU3SD4Y
my fellow jades! we shall start an uprising! requesting head scratches and treats!
whats happening?? is there some sort of duplication of jades i wasnt aware of?? :o
i love you don't you love me?
everyone needs to go watch project hail mary now its peak
ok. i think it's about bedtime
hehehehe she called me her boyfriend. #notveryvagueposting
this movie has changed my life
he’s so cute when he’s sleeping on me like this i could stay like this forever
Apologies For My Absence Today I Was Quite Busy Handli Oh
women <3 men <3 nonbinary <3 fluid <3 everything else <3 fuck you everyone's hot :)