♦ pitied by @ironInfidel

Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
By the by, I am no+t surprised yo+u finding such success in yo+ur practice. When yo+u were o+nly a sweep o+r so+ o+ld, and yo+u believed yo+u were no+t getting yo+ur way, yo+u wo+uld clo+se yo+ur sho+utchute and pinch yo+ur sniffspo+nge until I either acquiesced o+r yo+u passed o+ut.

... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.



