♦ pitied by @ironInfidel
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
my god thats embarrass1ng
THorry II do not potht much, II’ve beeen goiing through my liitht of hobbiieth that iit’th apparently extremely iimportant that II try.
We reveal ourselves the most by our actions, not our words. Make sure what you are saying aligns with what you are doing, or else your mind and soul will be greatly imbalanced.
i'm not allowed / to say that / i like you publicly / or i will get culled
- Thank you - I always knew you were real mmaybe. Kind of - Don't tell anyone 🙏🙏😂😂🥹
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
With the helpful metrics from the Signless taken into account, my new cull count is... \ approximately 2.718*10^16, making my W/L ratio now 2.718*10^16/8. / Not baX, if I Xo say so myself. /
Ha. Ha. My pusher is gone, and my llife extinguished. There is nothing in my future. But thank you.
My soull is llong since condemned. But I can appreciate the sentiment.
Oh wow, I neeX to upXate my cull count then. / Thank you for the information! /
Guess I just killed all of trollkind, news to me. #dashwatching
There is a lingering sense o+f unease hanging o+ver us all, it seems. May yo+u rest well. Remember we are here sho+uld yo+u need us.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
... Yo+u're right, thats ridiculo+us. I will at least sit do+wn.
O+h, so+ no+w I have to+ be the o+ne who+ argues fo+r seco+nd chances and a tro+lls capacity fo+r gro+wth?
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
The Hattro+ll is an ally to+ the mo+vement.
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Hey I know that fella—
It sho+ws ho+w spirited and devo+ted yo+u were fro+m a yo+ung age. Also+ it is very funny.
By the by, I am no+t surprised yo+u finding such success in yo+ur practice. When yo+u were o+nly a sweep o+r so+ o+ld, and yo+u believed yo+u were no+t getting yo+ur way, yo+u wo+uld clo+se yo+ur sho+utchute and pinch yo+ur sniffspo+nge until I either acquiesced o+r yo+u passed o+ut.
Always.
I was simply checking, that's all.
Ho+w will yo+u speak to+ them if yo+u are ho+lding yo+ur breath...?
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.
I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta
You're really hot when you vague, babe.