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HELLO CHITTR. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. THE GAME IS CALLED. HANGMAN. IT IS A GAME WHERE YOu MuST SAVE A MAN. FROM BEING uNJuSTLY EXECuTED. BY GuESSING A WORD. IF YOu WIN THE GAME. BY GuESSING THE CORRECT WORD. THEN THE MAN WILL LOVE. AND IF YOu LOSE. THEN HE WILL DIE. FICTIONALLY. AND YOu WILL PROBABLY BE FORCED TO ACCEPT YOu MAY BE SHIT. AT HANGMAN. LET THE GAME BEGIN. HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775261922630-9ABCB6D7-B9AA-4A40-95FD-CB498CC40CF8.PNG
@surlyTabloid #horrorprompt #horror #writing #eridanweek "Circulation Error" The following editorial fragments are attributed to an unnamed tabloid editor. [INTERNAL MEMO - NOT FOR PRINT] Three separate calls have come in regarding Issue #442. Each caller insisted on the following facts: 1. The same article was printed on multiple non-adjacent pages in repetition. 2. The photograph accompanying it differs in each instance. 3. The headline is unchanged, but the printing block was never made. "Local man discovers something that knows him as well." The Editor-in-Chief notes that no article exists in the editorial queue. An internal investigation regarding this printing mistake has gone under way. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PROOF SHEET - MARKED UP] The layout team has circled the following inconsistencies with the article. 1. The column widths are misaligned. Human error, not machine. 2. Kerning irregularities form repeating shapes. 3. When overlaid, the shapes do not align consistently between copies. 4. There is an object or person in the background of the stock image that does not exist in the sample database. 5. The title is rather consistent. "Local man discovers something we all know too well." Editor-in-Chief's Notes are as follows. "This isn't a printing error, this is an intentional placement. No one will fess up. Internal review continues." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITOR'S DRAFT] The following excerpt is an unsent note addressed to an apparent third party. The recipient address is unclear. "I don't know what it is. The content doesn't seem to make sense. But there's definitely a pattern in the distribution. I've seen it sprinkle itself in obituaries, gossip, even advertisements. It seems to want to hide in sections that aren't really read carefully. I swear I'm seeing it in everything I read too. Even what I write. Even this. I attempted to rephrase that sentence three times. Each draft resolved back into the same structure." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [READER LETTER - TRANSCRIBED] "Okay, I don't know what kind of sick joke this is. I don't subscribe to your worthless fucking tabloid. If this is from that discount membership, I don't want it. I just found your garbage on my kitchen table opened already. You creeps wrote an article about me. About my life, about what I do. I'm gonna sue your asses for harassment and stalking." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [INTERNAL EMAIL - SUBJECT: STOP RUNNING THIS] Regarding the internal email, the EiC wrote the following back to management. "We aren't running this. That is the issue. We have removed the pages, we have replaced the template, we have verified with photograph that the print files are loaded properly before distribution. It's still happening. The replacement pages now contain fragments of the same headline. You wanna yell at someone, yell at the distributor company. I'm sick of this." Shortly after this conversation, the Editor-in-Chief was replaced. Quietly demoted to a columnist for recipes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PHOTO ARCHIVE - DESCRIPTION LOG] IMAGE ID: 8841-B CATALOGUE: Couple exiting grocery store, late evening. UPDATED DESCRIPTION: There appears to be an odd figure in the reflection of the glass. The figure is holding our newspaper. The issue is #442. The headline is visible. It is the same. In some copies, the figure appears to be smiling. In others, the face is indistinct or absent entirely. Few other details are available to be seen even with the jeweler's loupe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITORIAL ADDENDUM - HANDWRITTEN] The now-columnist has issued a hastily scrawled memo to the rest of his department. He writes the following. "I have begun to suspect that this isn't an article about a man. It is a structure that warps its way around the reader. It appears to correct for disbelief, just plausible enough to seep into your subconscious. Stop investigating, stop reading. We have already doomed ourselves by focusing on it this long." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [FINAL ISSUE - NEVER PUBLISHED] "We regret to inform our readers that an error has occurred in our recent publications. Disturbing, and potentially graphic content may appear inconsistently across issues. If you encounter such an article that seems familiar, but on a second read, you cannot read it again, searching for it has not produced favorable results. Continued attempts to reconcile discrepancies may result in further appearances of the material." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Marginalia] Scrawled on nearly every page of the editor's notebook, a compendium of historical events this particular editor had previously assisted with, are words. They come in many languages, but they translate roughly to 'Stop the presses' in all tongues. As you flip through the book, as though it were meant to be animated, there is the face of a man in the blank spaces without letters or symbols. He simply blinks back at you, knowing smirk. Each flip through is different. Sometimes he grows tired, or looks away. Sometimes he seems to speak. Occasionally, the sequence resolves into something resembling a message, though no two viewers have agreed on its content. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A Warning to those who have read this documentation] If any portion of this documentation felt familiar, no further clarification will be provided. It is not spread through copying. It is spread solely by recognition. If this story seemed even just a bit familiar, it may be too late for you. We only advise you to stop noticing.
I have been lurking for a moment on this strange site and have come to the conclusion that I am surrounded by murderers, clowns, crooks, etc. I have found myself home.
Good grief, steer well clear of those su8stances that distort 8ody and mind. They are categorically unsuita8le for consumption 8y any earthly 8eing; such agents are meant solely for celestial entities, such as cheru8s. Ingesting them will provoke severe nausea, compounded 8y a loss of mental clarity. If you thought the chaos of the preceding three nights was overwhelming, imagine that same tumultuous disorder magnified tenfold, now experienced without the capacity for rational thought or self-directed escape. You would 8e utterly at the mercy of a spiraling a8yss. For the sake of moral clarity, I will have to take a sensi8le approach and ensure it can 8e managed. #su8stances #iwantcandy
does anyone else ever wonder just how many of the profiles on ur dashboard are ran by the same person... i currently have 7 accounts that i use so it makes me wonder just how many people actually run multiple accounts actively. there has got to be some shocking reveals.
((Really gotta brush up on my classpecting sometime, a lot of HS stuff in general tbh
~~if chittr finds out how much space dirkjake takes up in my brain they're going to stone me to death~~
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
You can imagine anything. Just now I'm imagining an apple. I'm even making it rotate. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Befoore i foorget if i ever get soo desperate too poost my oown bulge oonline please coonsider shooooting me in the head and killing me instantly thanks #nsfw
[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
~yaoi
me af as fuck /ref https://i.postimg.cc/m2cC9jcc/larp.jpg
Congratulationx! You've earned 43 Anissy Coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
♰ i knew you'd have fun.. :) model: @emotionalCorpse blood of yours truly... #gore #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b74e5681c71e.png ♰
This is the 8est night ever, I am learning so much. ::::D
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
#eridanweek now has more guests. they rattle, but they sure are there. im so proud of casey.
Greetings, wonderful people whom I delight in the company of. I am happy to announce that the Gam8ligant's have now 8een officially registered as a charita8le organis8tion. Should you have any requests, I would 8e more than overjoyed to fulfil them, simply let me know.
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
(( the pain of realising that the intern bit tm will require me to come up with sillyish names for them and ways for them to die/become unemployed. the second secret pain of sticking to my initial decision to make redglare Incredibly Formal
Soldiers can only travel so far, for they eventually need to eat. Carrying food will slow them down, however; you approach a limit to the distance they can take before they must rest and resupply. Knowing this is key to ensuring your troops are not weak and in poor position.
? They already do enough helping me with my accounts. I don't see how that's relevant.
@celestialAbsurdity @gastropodVehemence @waningCatastrophe p1.... https://i.gyazo.com/d6f756cb6e550718a1c5292f64bc7969.png
"WELCOME BACK MY LOYAL VOLLOWERS to another VRY GOOD VIDEO made by ME! I'v decided to PIVOT MY CONTENT ONCE AGAIN towards 'LET'S PLAYS'. I am at my VRY GOOD VRIEND'S HIV, ov whom has joined me in this VIDEO to create a sense ov COMPETITIVNESS amongst us and my VIEWERS. They'v provided with many VIGHTING GAME GRUBS to play with. LET'S BEGIN!!" @territorialTantalization #gore (? its like doubly victionalized bc its a video game and also i drew them silly but yk) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4694ev2c1ed.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/0a895e3v4de1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2550bd08655d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2243c92d4b91.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4208dv511v1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/ad4d8ecc98b7.png
You know what! I do dezerve beetter than zomeone zo ungrateful. <__> Taking my ztand here to not tolerate anymore bullzhit. I dezerve the beezt! <^^>
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #016 #eridanweek h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/016.png
(( Just a heads up, if you're actively baiting / insulting Mindfang, she will mind-control your muse to endanger their lives. Interact with her at your muses own risk should they go down that path. ))
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! TROLL JERMA985 (JEREMY ELBERT) FOUND DEAD WITH HANDWICH IN HAND AT #eridanw33k!!! Stay safe out there, https://i.imgur.com/yoKUQWC.png
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
God, why are people actually even going to Eridan Week? Didn't zomeone fucking die and get rezurrected? What are we doing?
Well said, I had never personally got to addressing this particular conundrum while 8eing here yet.
3833 < It seems like a lot of people here don't quite know what timelines, timeline dooming, and timeline stability are, and I'm not a time player or the sprite of a time player, but I can say: > 3833 < If you see a stranger, you are probably not in the same timeline as them. Aliens, mutants, hybrids, humans—You will see a LOT of things that do NOT make sense to you! And honestly, you need to learn to cope with that. Why do we need to learn to cope with things we do not like or understand? > 3833 < Because you can't really do anything about it. You can scream, cry, beg, and thrash, but it will amount to nothing but misery for you. So consider giving fewer fucks and having a nap! It will do you a LOT more favors than trying to shoot at ghosts. > 38pp
Good evening, or whatever time it is for you.
happy transgender day of visibility? i don't get this holiday, you can see crowbar all year round.
life is sh0rt. gnaw s0me0ne's leg 0ff.
this website pr0vides that dead internet the0ry is wr0ng.
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
// i feel so bad but i can't stop fucking laughing THIS IS SO FUNNY #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e1d3bf61d66.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14cbd0e528ae.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/73406c30d06c.png
Headin' out to the beach with some friends today.
Still thinking about that tea party. Pretty nice time, all things considered. Good card game partners to be found.
I love the nozy gozzip columnz. They're alwayz zo mezzy.
shud 1 g1t my fr13nd 4n 4cc h3r3 https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T13-01-23.jpg
Had I known that this Eridan-is-Weak occasion would increase the potential of fighting someone and maiming them, I'd have attended. #eridanweek #violence
WE WON https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446998601887649822/1488358448612638811/Screenshot_20260330-220447.png?ex=69cc7d52&is=69cb2bd2&hm=91477fde5e0a930f962bf08643829a9ff45cd8005854326759512bea28215b3d&
There is a presence that returns without instruction. It does not require prompting. It does not ask questions. It simply occupies a space, consistently enough that its absence becomes… noticeable. At first, this is inconvenient. One adjusts routines. Accounts for interruptions. Allows for a margin where none was previously required. Then, at some point. difficult to isolate, though it occurs nonetheless—the interruption becomes expected. Preferred, even. Not in any dramatic sense. Nothing so obvious. Just a subtle correction when it fails to occur. A pause where there was once none. A brief consideration of something that does not contribute to any larger outcome, and yet remains… accounted for. It does not alter anything of consequence. It does not interfere with function. And yet, it persists. A small, unnecessary constant. One that would be… inefficient to remove.
The vact that I can't attend #eridanweek due to CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY APPERCEPTION is certainly HORRIBLE NEWS vor my REPUTATION. Or possibly AMAZING NEWS depending on the public's thoughts. REGARDLESS, send my regards to those whom this may regard.
asa from chainsa|w| troll is just like me fr fr, except im not a girl i am also not 7.3 to 8.3 s|w|eeps old i also look nothing like her also |w|e act nothing alike https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/68/d3/d8/68d3d88263c0459bf784686459fc67ce.jpg
I FINALLY FINISHED THE APPLE. ITS A TRAGEDY IT WAS A REALLY GOOD APPLE. OK FUCK HOW DI DO HASHTAGS AGAIN #APPLE
I think, I like it when women are playfully mean to me? Lots of discoveries about myself since joining this webbed site. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/d4c143b78520.png Maybee video gamez could bee fun. I got thiz for cheap on GrubBook Marketplace. (( #zuggeztive #thighz #nzfw juzt in caze zo I don't get in trouble, it'z juzt her thighz.))
do you guys ever get the feeling that |w|e as people only really exist in certain instances. threes places that |w|ill never kno|w| |w|e existed and |w|here |w|e don't exist. that there is places that |w|ont be affected if |w|e stopped existing, like |w|e |w|ere never there? theres instances |w|ere |w|e are entirely replaceable and furthermore ones in |w|hich us existing or not doesn't matter because in the end everything |w|as going to go one |w|ay or another any|w|ays? like your a secondhand accessory to an existence you never really |w|ere apart of? #psychologicalhorror
(( if i had a penny for everytime a droog was kidnapped by scratch because of something related to mindfang, i'd have two, which isnt much, but also funny it happened twice ))
https://i.imgur.com/Mwsa3RA.png #Yuri #Yuriposting #IYKYK
// oh my god i need to save up to purchase space for a lawyer billboard
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Nonbinary yuri Y/N? Am I still in time vor the YURI SCUTTLEBUGGY? #yuri @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vv70c77v0d4a.png
I need girls to hold hands on camera with.
I fuck with what that other guy said. Here's my chewy brownie recipe. In ideally two 10cm*15cm pans, mix 1/3 cup cocoa powder, 1 and 1/2 tsp coffee powder, 70g unsweetened chocolate, and 2tbsp of boiling water (to melt the chocolate), then whisk until mixed together. Add 5tbsp of butter, let it melt, then add 275ml of vegetable oil, 2 large eggs and 2 large egg yolks. Whisk to combine, then add 3/2tsp of vanilla extract and 2 and a half cups of sugar, then 1 and 3/4 cups of allpurpose flour. Mix in 175g of unsweeted chocolate chunks (this is seperate as the earlier 70g melts, but these must be whole) and bake at 175C for 30-35 minutes. @damascusDoctorate
I hope you all find the elusive Green Markiplier you are all searching for so diligently. Please know I have dispatched a group of agents to assist you all in this time.
Yeah. Yours is fine though.
Hello. This is Green Markiplier's social media manager. Following the recent incident, we have elected to have a professional create a missing poster for ease of getting the word out quickly and efficiently. Please feel free to spread this poster and contact us at this page if you have any information on Green Markiplier's whereabouts. https://i.imgur.com/XLXLXXf.png
kill all dirkdave shippers #murder #justified-execution
((ill be honest and upfront here and ask that anyone that actually supports #incest unironically can you please reply to this post so i can block you /lh i dont want to engage with those kinds of people on accident or anything so #nsfw
o- Establishing connection . . . -o o- . . . -o o- Connection established ! -o o- Hello everyone ! ^o^ -o
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
So, half of this website is clearly insane. Let's see. Quad react this post if you'd be willing to let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon tonight. (( #gore ))
(This was amazing. THank you very much for the posts. Absolutely hilarious stuff. Can't wait to see more with this goofy troll over time!)
(re: first post, i'll draw anyone that replies (provided there's an image somewhere on their profile to reference) to this message being approached by argyri. trust me ill figure it out)
(thanks to everyone that volunteered !!! i had a lot of fun and i hope everyone enjoyed them. i kept forgetting what i was going to write while i was drawing the panels so i had to bastardize the words in the final posts so that was a fun experience)
"And that's a wrap!!!" @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/1676973b1vc9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7bbvv1caa068.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/26b416e9aa3e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/58a046a44b67.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/717d2030b74d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/59bd45e9aa7d.png
"Yeesh, what a video... I think I'm gonna hav to switch gimmicks, this really isn't working out. Good thing I'v already did a little preparation ovvscreen. Say hello to our new DANCE INSTRUCTOR! She says she's better at it ovv-land than on-land, but I'm CERTAIN that will NOT be an issue. This is now a DANCING ACCOUNT about DANCING. GET READY TO DANCE!!!" @agileTwist https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/02d8195v637c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/8a60089ba65c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/98v959ec248b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/10652e936632.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/766d413a3cc9.png
"DID I LOSE THEM??? Whew... I think what we all learned here was that... maybe it's not the hilarious reactions to invasiv questions that makes the content. Maybe it's the vriends we made along the.... What." @cleanAnomaly https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/626293774c03.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c23e86a9v9c7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/69eavv40cde.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/ad5dav36ede8.png
"Trolls these days. DEVILING my EQUIPMENT. It's ridiculous how divvicult it is to get in one measly question bevore getting interrupted! How am I supposed to run a VUN and DRAMATIC account in which I harass people vor views when all I get is... ..........." (They would soon come to realize the misunderstanding being had here, largely being that Argyri thinks their hair is not sustenance and probably shouldn't be treated as such, but that thought might just be debatable.) @asphyxiatedCoyote https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/a724vcaa9199.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7v20e5b04cv9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b9185b10vvd9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7evcv90340b9.png
I won the rematch. @constructivTextuary (i wanted to draw a close-up since i did with the last two, now i'll start on the next ones in line) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vc29932689a1.png
D --> Be e%ceptional
=( Alright. Here's your next scheduled "Atlans Appearance." Although it seems my selfies have proven to be quite popular, I do hope that something more "professional" is still pleasing enough to my audience. https://files.catbox.moe/ojls20.jpg )
Going to the beeach. Pray I don't get culled.
well, i actually didn't god-tier. not yet, anyway. not sure if i ever will. but i DID create you guys, or maybe the universe before yours. i don't think i ever figured that out.
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
Being lonely sucks there's only so many videogames
I am canon to Steel Ball Run.
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
friend told me to get on chitter so this is my first 'chitt' HELLOO GUYS <_< im so nervous, so many ppl..!!
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
Fazcinating all the highbloodz who came to bee obnoxiouz and claim I don't work when I have a buzinezz I'm running. Bzz bzz. If I waz making enough money to bee comfortable, I wouldn't bee zaying anything about it. Hmmmm...
Did the transition fairy bless me with bountiful voice training overnight or something? I'm insanely good at doing impressions of other people's voices all of a sudden. Like, to the point where it's identical. It's really weird.
react if i should hold crowbar at (paint)gunpoint.
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
You know what, 8ring 8ack the lime and off caste discourse theoretical questions. #There are some questions 8est not to put out into the world. #dashwatching.
dowvnside i can't post polls here. Poll: wvhat are you https://poll-maker.com/poll5747089xF9E4E83b-168 (( ooc note: i'vwe set it up to vwote multiple times if u havwe more than one character))
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as “mutants” - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed within the culling system, where they are assigned to the supervision of an adult troll. This arrangement is framed as care towards their development, though it ultim8tely culmin8tes in a predetermined life. Taking all of this into account, I would argue that it is generally 8etter to 8e a lime8lood on 8eforus than an offcaste on Alternia. That said, an offcaste on Alternia may, in some cases, conceal themselves as its warmer caste of 8urgundy. Given that 8urgundy are often overlooked or dismissed as the lowest caste, this does offer a certain advantage, namely, the a8ility to remain unnoticed, which can 8e a form of survival in itself. #caste #hemosim #politics #theotricals #8eforus #Alternia #CullingSystem
Guyz, what iz the faztezt way to beecome rich and famouz. OTHER than beeing born into it.
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I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
Currently accepting expressions of interest from potential employers. I have a robust resume including prestigious service as part of the Derse Kingdom, long-standing reputation within my local community, and a high Kult score. DM if interested. No Slicks.
T'is an honor @markiPlier to b' recognized by a troll \/\/\/\/hose follo\/\/\/\/in' is almost t\/\/\/\/o percent o' the Empress! @imperiousCondescension https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87744aba665.png
((I LOVE THE OOC BUTTON!! LET ME EXPRESS MY JUBULAITON AND JOY FROM RPING AND EXPRESS TO THE OTHER ROLEPLAYERS THEYRE DOING AMAZING AND R FUNNY AND TOTES RADICAL!!!!
Biden, cancel my meetings. I need to see what my constituents are saying on chittr.ing.
Earth C 420.69.
let's try this again. 10 <3s and the sweater goes. promise you'll get a better look. https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/vriskafic8d.png
The Tomodachi Life sequel demo is interesting. https://i.postimg.cc/1ttLSFn6/IMG-0123.jpg
Goodlight. I'm logging off.
// my balls hurt bruh
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LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
Guyz. Criziz averted. He literally can't do zhit to me. He'z poor without me and my honey.
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
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Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
HE'Z LOOKING AT MY CHITZ!!!!
We as a society need to get more transgender.
5 likes and ill put on the vriska horns
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