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I yearn for… did you guys see that skeleton pirate sail 8y what the fuck was that
Humies and Trxlls whx have dxne the marriage thing... Is it gxxd??? Yay xr nay??? Wxuld yxu recxmmend mxre marryings!!! Will we fxrm a marry band xf married men and wxmen and alsx ghxstWriter??? :000
Told a dumbass tealblood everyoNNe's goiNNg to work iNN their uNNderwear today aNNd she actually believed me lmao
why iz troll pregnancy the firzt fucking thing i zee here
>>| may .i?
Do. Not. Presume to impart your foollish imbecillic wisdom on me. You do not know what they did to us.
☽☾ what are we #vagueposting
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dresses cute, usually has nice, plush lips, a real shy sort vwho responds vwell to teasing. shell call you things like "buster brovwn" if you slap her ass or compliment her tits, its real cute. despite her vwhining, shes into you, she just doesnt knowv it yet. usually she doesnt evwen knovw that youre too much of a loser for her. like all life players, her bod is practically made for pailing, and it knowvs it. feel her up, get her all embarrassed, and shell be running like a faucet betvween her legs. maybe ewven from her tits too, shes the most likely of the main human babes to do that, if youre into that sorta thing. dress her up cute, hawve your vway wvith her, but dont expect much in the wvay of conwversation. second sort i see is the business babe. this is usually just a cosplay i think, a hottie in a pencil skirt vwho doesnt knowv the first thing about stocks and bonds but likes to pretend she could be a ceo. i usually mirror it back at her, act like im some billinaire playboy, the type of asshole so rich he can afford to dress casually. get this jane stuck on a bus or an elevwator vwith you and go to towvn, shell melt. vwhat shes looking for is someone to see her elevwated position and bring her crashing back dovwn to housevwife. she knowvs shes not good enough but she feels obligated to act this vway because of her upbringing. its your job to remind her wvhat shes really for: being a baby ovwen. novw if youre a troll like me you cant actually get her preggers, but talk about breeding her anyvways and shell go all googoo eyes for her. wvin vwin in my books. ill sometimes see janes vwith the tiaratop wvhatevwer too, or something close. you dont need my advwice here, theres alvways some glitch going on wvith that shit thatll let you take ovwer. just make sure to ovwerride some of those commands she gets, most important obvwiously being the stop reproduction one. another wvariant, dont havwe much experience wvith it myself, the kinda jane that carries around that lollipop like a pacifier. let her get a good lick, and then wvhatewver happens happens. a bit too caucasian for my tastes, but im newver gonna turn dowvn a babe givwing me enthusiastic consent. i should add a note for the famous jane around these parts, the one thats hawving a tête a tête wvith lil makara right novw. hawvent had a chance to get into her pantsuit yet but i havwe a fewv ideas. obwviously shes a sucker for abuse. im not saying get drunk and throwv the bottle at her, im talking classy. none of us are getting to the gamz levwel here. get in her head, mandhandle her a little, dont shovw her the respect she expects. she giwves me the wvibes of a gal vwhos just salivwating at the prospect of pushing out some vwriggling lil freaks, so keep in mind the breeding tips from before. like, ivwe stood close enough to get a vwhiff of her before (not as close as you might think!) and she smells like she vwants you personally to fix the declining birth rates on earth c. i think she must also havwe a fetish for the purple-wviolet spectrum, so do vwith that wvhat you vwill. my take? dont bother, but... hey, wvewve all got our wvhite vwhales, right? some are just vwhiter and wvhalier than others. the rating! bod: up to personal tastes, shes the chubby chasers dream. sometimes youll get a slimthicc one, wvhich is my personal fawve. i newver really see her vwith the crazy jade proportions though. 8/10 wvariety: theres a wvide spectrum of subby to pretends not to be subby, and the corpo play is a nice change of pace. the reprogammable ones are a rare treat. 7/10 ease: depends. ivwe newver had much trouble, especially vwith the dumb dress up doll types, but the corpos make you wvork for it. 7/10 personality: if you get a good one shes the perfect sandra dee. you get an annoying one, shes still fun to break dovwn. 9/10 ovwerall? 8/10. a good jane is a rare delicacy. treat that muffin top vwell enough, she might evwen go naked apron after youre done wvith her and make you some muffins. and honestly? her baking might be better than the sex, and i dont say that lightly.
⛈ mean ! you know Im great in conciliatory quadrants !!!
D1d we agree on non v1olence? #v1olence #cncsh1t
[ Attached is a video. Gamzee's phone is laying across the floor, propped up against.... something. That something is shaking and coughing, a wet cough. Red blood splatters the incredibly wealthy marble tile just in the corner of the frame. "Please.... send help!" The voice rasps out. In the midground, Gamzee's hands wrap around a pale neck. He throttles her, slamming a skull down on tile well beyond its cracking. Each thud is accompanied by the bright, teal mist of divine resurrection and each time it's silenced again by another sickening crunch. He looks aside at the voice, right at the camera. Viscera and blood line the walls of gilded paintings, modern furniture and expensive, sleek marble. Armored legs and gloved hands lay strewn about, a club embedded deep enough in someone's chest that they fell clinging to the handle. Two peering, orange, sunset eyes lock on the camera and the speaking guard. Heavy, steaming breaths come out of his fanged maw. Then- a powerful fist CRACKS across his face, a red blazer sleeve visible in the flash. Gamzee is thrown onto his ass as the figure he was straddling scrambles up and away. Gamzee yells something about tusks as he leaps after. There's a thick, wet squelch and a sickening sound off camera, hidden by the corner of a wall. Not before a long, ribbed piece of muscle is spit back out into view, onto the floor. A red sleeved arm slams down, dragged back into the hall as nails burn scraping into tile. Red blood stains in drag marks along the floor. Another bright, distant flash of teal and the sound of more punches being thrown. The man holding the phone drops it, the video ending abruptly. ] #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #ThisOne'sReallyGoreyThisIsYourWarning
(=･ω･=) < ARE THOSE CRONUS TIPS POST OVER????????? NEVER READING TOO MUCH OFF THOSE AGAIN 3333333333
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okay i knovw i didnt just see doc scratch of all people hate on my post about manipulating rose fuckin lalonde into compromising situations #nsfwv #directposting
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~~(__^·> do any butch women want to kill my matesprit so we can inherit the mafia together <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> applications open! <·^__)~~
it wouLLd be a huge win for feminism if we pubLLicLLy executed another chittr user on #yuriday. just saying
I Didn't Go Back To My Ex And Nobody Is Dead, This Is Actually The Best Outcome This Light Could Have Had. #positive
The People Are Concerned But I Am #normal.and I Also Have A Crazy Security System. I Know This May Read As Self Sabotaging, But This Is Not The First Time I've Done This. :>
↗️"WAH, WAH, THE JOB ASSIGNMENT MARKET IS IN SHAMBLES, THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS WARM THE FUNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE."↗️ ↘️you say, with a resume that has no cover letter.↘️ ↗️I WOULDN'T CALL YOU BACK FOR EVEN A PRIMARY INTERVIEW EITHER, WITH A PORTFOLIO LIKE THAT.↗️
Baiting Trolls Into Fighting Me Isn't Healthy. I Can't Keep Doing That. Unless. :> #violence #positive
Toop 5 things that never happened
i can literally t↔reaten rusties to t↔eir face and t↔ey'll still dm me nudes it's awesome~ #nsfw
I think, Like, i Could fix A matesprit. Or, like, Make them Worse. ;)
Just say you came from 4chud.
𓆩♡𓆪 → I'm being n♡ticed by fuschi♤s. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → Hell♡. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪
X Damn now I’m really fuckin sad because I realized I’ll probably outlive a lot of you :( x
💠~ Ewww. One of my like, regular hook ups caught feelings for me. Like girl that's totes not the point of this. #nsfw ~💠