@adiosToreador — #eridanweek
fOR #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY i WANT TO, sHOW MY APPRECIATION AND LOVE FOR, sOME OF MY FRIENDS, iN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, tHIS IS JUST, aS NAMES CAME TO ME, i LOVE @GULLIBLEcOLUMNIST FOR, tREATING ME LIKE i CAN TAKE IT, i LOVE, @ARCHIVEaDDICT FOR BEING TRUE TO HERSELF AND SHOWING ME, hOW JOYOUS IT CAN BE, tO DO SO, i LOVE @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY FOR SHOWING ME THINGS i HAVE NEVER, sEEN BEFORE, i LOVE @CANIDaNARCHISM FOR BASICALLY BEING THE COOLEST PERSON i KNOW AND, pLAYING SOCCER WITH ME, i LOVE @CATIONICaGONIST FOR ALWAYS TREATING ME WITH GOOD HUMOR, (iS THIS LIKE, a TRIPLE PUN OR WORDPLAY MAYBE?)...Read more
#eRIDANwEEK #wEcAME #gOTmYeGGbROKENaTeRIDANwEEK
hEY, wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THOSE TWO, bIG BURLY INDIGOS, fROM #eRIDANwEEK WHO WERE, aCTING AS ENFORCEMENT GOON, hENCHMEN TYPE, gUYS? dO YOU THINK, tHEY GOT PUT DOWN, nOW THAT THEIR JOB IS DONE? i HOPE NOT, }:(
wHAT IF, tHE REAL #eRIDANwEEK WAS, tHE FRIENDS WE MADE, aLONG THE WAY?
gETTING BEYOND BURGERS WITH, cOOLSCAR, wITH SAUCES AND EXTRA LOVE, tHIS IS THE BEST, #eRIDANwEEK, eVER,
hAPPY, eND OF #eRIDANwEEK, eVERYONE! #eRIDANwEEK #gORE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/15D6370C3225.PNG
iT IS, tIME! sEE YOU THERE! HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ERIDANWWEEK #eRIDANwEEK #gETTINGnAILED
oH, tHANK GOODNESS, i WAS WORRIED THERE WOULD NOT BE, a #HASHTAG, lOOK FOR ME, hELPING eRIDAN WITH #gETTINGnAILED AT #eRIDANwEEK,
hEY, sO. THAT WAS ALL, a LOT, bUT UMM, i LOOK FOWARDS TO, sEEING YOU ALL AT, tHE FINALE OF, #eRIDANwEEK, lOOK FOR ME AS, i'VE BEEN INVITED TO TAKE, sPECIAL PART IN, tHIS ONE, aND ALSO, wELL, i HAVE BEEN DOING, a LOT OF THINKING, aND SO, mAYBE, i WILL SEEM, dIFFERENT, tHERE, aS, i AM TESTING OUT SOME, nEW THINGS, bUT i HOPE, tO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE AND, mAYBE NOT, hYPERVENTILATE, fROM IT, eHEHE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1FD4DCF55AFC.PNG
wITHOUT THE POWER OF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHE HORNY POSTERS, rISE,,, bE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR,,,
dOING SOME THINKING, i WON'T GET, hURT TONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, uNLIKE, eRIDAN WHO, wILL,
sTUBBED MY TOE, rEAL BAD, sO THE STREAK, cONTINUES }:') #eRIDANwEEK #dAYoFrEST
i AM REALLY HAPPY FOR THIS, #eRIDANwEEK, #dAYoFrEST, tHIS, #rEFRACTORYpERIOD, aS IT WERE BOTH, bECAUSE i NEED TIME, tO THINK, aND BECAUSE, tHERE IS NOW NO WAY, i WILL GET HURT,
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO ...Read more
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME ...Read more
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
oH MY GOD i THINK SHE'S DEAD, #eRIDANwEEK
i AM PROUD, tO SAY THAT i HAVE, bROKEN MY STREAK AND, hAVE NOT BEEN INJURED, oN NIGHT 3 OF, #eRIDANwEEK,
i THINK THEY, fORGOT ME, iN THE MEDICAL TENT, aT #eRIDANwEEK,
#gOTbURIEDiiNrUBBLE aT, #eRIDANwEEK, tHAT WAS, a GREAT PERFORMANCE BY, tROLL lADY gAGA, aLSO i AM IN, iMMENSE AMOUNTS, oF PAIN,
i THINK, JULIOH HAS SIGNED, hIS LAST CHECK,,, #eRIDANwEEK #wEcAME
hE'S SAFE,,,,, #wEcAME,,,,,,, #eRIDANwEEK,,,,,,,
tHE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET uLTIMATE gAMING eXPERIENCE AT #eRIDANwEEK IS SO INCREDIBLE! iT USES ITS BRAINWAVE SCANNING TECHNOLOGY TO NOT ONLY PLACE YOU IN YOUR GAME AS YOUR AVATAR, bUT TO CREATE AN EVEN MORE IDEALIZED SELF! jUST CHECK CHECK OUT WHAT IT WHIPPED UP FOR ME! #cROCKERCORP HTTPS://CDN.PICREW.ME/SHAREiMG/ORG/202604/582810_oymg6yic.PNG - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
tHEY'RE SPINNING HIM, bY HIS ANKLES, iT LOOKS KIND OF FUN, aCTUALLY, bUT NOOOOOO SAVE HIIM!!!!!!! #eRIDANwEEK #mAYicOME
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
WOW I SURE LOVE ALL THE cROCKERCORP BRAND, eRIDAN-BASED, fOOD AND BEVERAGES HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK #cROCKERCORP #cONSUME #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
oOH i THINK THEY'RE STARTING TO, sET UP FOR tROLL, bRUNO mARS'S'S, sET, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #bOUNCINGoNiT
#gETTINGwET AT THE SHOOTY WATER TARGET GAME, aT, #eRIDANwEEK, HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ERIDANWWEEK
jUST WON, a SEAHOOFBEAST PLUSH, aT #eRIDANwEEK, i GOT A LOT OF, tICKETS FROM THE, wHACK-AN-eRIDAN, mACHINE,
wEIRD DREAMS, lAST DAY BUT, #eRIDANwEEK WAS, a BLAST DESPITE, tHE CASUALTIES,
tHEY FUCKING SHOT HIM, #eRIDANwEEK
tHIS IS AN, #eRIDANwEEK, mIRACLE,
tROLL bRUNO mARS IS ABSOLUTELY, cULLING IT ON, tHE ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE, #bOUNCINGONIT AT #eRIDANwEEK,
wOULD IT BE WEIRD IF, i WAS AT #eRIDANwEEK AND, mY PROFILE PIC WAS, a GIRL EVEN IF, i AM, a BOY? #iMCOMING
wAIT, a MINUTE,,, wITH ALL THESE, cASUALTIES,,, tHERE'S NO LINE FOR, tHE ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE!!!! dIBS!!!! #bOUNCINGoNiT #eRIDANwEEK
gOREGLE, cLOSEST PLACE TO #eRIDANwEEK, tO BUY, oW, tO BUY, eARPLUGS OR, aNY KIND OF, eAR PROTECTION, rEALLY, pREFERABLY, nOT HEADPHONE SINCE, mY HORNS OFTEN MAKE THOSE, dIFFICULT TO WEAR, iN A COMFORTABLE MANNER, pLEASE
mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
pAPYRUS, hAS POSTED #IMCOMING TO #ERIDANWEEK, dO NOT BELIEVE, tHE MISINFORMATION,,!
hEY, dOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET, pERMANENT INK, oFF OF, hORN CHITIN, i GOT MY, hORNS SIGNED, tO SAY, #IMCOMING AND, #ERIDANWEEK BUT, tHE WORDS, hAVE STILL NOT, gONE AWAY, JUST, sMUDGED EVEN MORE, tHAN BEFORE,
wE'VE BEEN, tALKING ABOUT, #IMCOMING TO, #ERIDANWEEK, fOR A WHILE NOW, eVERYONE ELSE NEEDS, tO WAIT THEIR TURN, tO HAVE THEIR WEEK, i KNOW, wHEN SOMEONE HAS A SHINY, nEW TOY, iT IS INSTINCT, tO WANT TO BASH THEIR HEAD IN, wITH A BIG ROCK, aND TAKE IT BUT, i THINK WE ARE ALL, aBOVE THAT SORT OF BANDWAGONING, rIGHT?
#ERIDANWEEK lET'S GO!
vAGUEPOSTING,,, i, lIKE YOU, a LOT, aND THINK YOU ARE, a GOOD FRIEND, oF MINE, #VAGUEPOST #VAGUEPOSTING #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,