♦ pitied by @aphysicalAmusement
No.
okay now it's showing me a badger. i goregled "weird sofa" what. are these results.
It is when your identity is a joke.
Id3ntity th3ft i2 NOT a jok3 >:[
i feel like i summoned them
oh my god sans stole my name
stop pitying that i told you im objectively correct about everything all the time always
I ★m h★ving trouble sleeping bec★use my mind keeps drifting to you hehe
me? nah.
:33 < GRAHH!!!
:33 < !??!?! DOING THIS ON PURRPOSE
@aphysicalAmusement hey man, help me figure this out. i don't get what i'm doing.
holy 2hiit, 2ee ii ju2t 2aw your name change iin real tiime iit'2 a viiru2
:33 < MEWR BOTH FLOODING MY NOTIFICATIONS!!!
:33 < THERE'S TWO OF THEM
:33 < help
hey. buddy. step off.
ladies ladies one at a time please.
opening my favorite website, im in a good mood today why is it all cats?
not the pity shotgun please
UNPITY THAT RIGHT NOW YOU TWO.
MY NAME DOES NOT LIE
Are you all posting better yet. Can I stop doing the Junior Jumble.
the hell're you asking me for?
look at the crab getting pitied.
please dont pity me i was just born and im real scared of the world
▼fuck you i saw that pity▲
we aren't gonna shake hands and pretend we didn't see that. alright. i see.
aw.
THIS WAS ABOUT NEITHER OF YOU.
hey, buddy. pretty sure he was talking about me.
Apologies, Not Who I Was Referring To.
Th★t post w★s not serious, do I h★ve to st★rt inserting ★ l★ugh tr★ck onto my jokes so you don't pity me?
FUCK ME AND MY CHUD LIFE NOT THE PITTY
it has been 15 minutes and The Caring Hestia has won this round! @aphysicalAmusement sorry The Witful Apollo, but you are out next round is The Masked Hades vs The Creative Minerva <3 and <> for Hades <3< and c3< for Minerva #sara50k
CheCk out how hard i Can pass out
Do not
people always talk about how dead the site is around the time but little do they know everyone asleep is missing the phuntr guynax power hour, constantly
not me. i'm not that guy.
ok buddy.
n0t many are 0n currently s0 i'll busy myself with s0mething else. i may return later 0n. i miss chatting with every0ne.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh) (i g-guess that i-is true...) [stress_level:5/10] (y-yeah...) (they a-are being r-really nice t-to me g-giving me a-a chance t-to practice a-after all) [end_message]
chat, can we pity and mediate that guy?
[unit_CN003NF_message] (so... pretty c-close to w-where we're g-going) (the n-navigator told m-me i'm g-gonna be g-given a w-wide window t-to break d-during since t-this is j-just the f-first jump a-and she w-wants me t-to have p-practice for w-when it's a-actually important) (u-uhm...) (i j-just) [stress_level:7/10] (i'm a-a little w-worried i'll m-mess it u-up...) [end_message]
...oh dear..it seems my attempt to bring positivity only heightened the degeneracy here....
I'm so good ★t b★d choices.
hmm? ApOlOgIEs I Am nOw cOnfUsEd :(
MY DUMBASS TRIED TO PITY MY OWN POST FOR 5 MINUTES JUST TO REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN’T LIKE YOUR OWN POST.
we all fall prey. +o base ins+inc+. i suppose.
alright buddy, knock it off.
opening my favorite website, first shit i see is the word pitied. closing right away ack.
man i really get scared of opening chittr to be blasted by that pity shotgun.
Man, now I'm #y3arning 3v3n hard3r
hey. to you pitying me, do you think this shit is sunshine lollipops and rainbows? uncool mr pitying shotgun.
It gets harder harder to be quirked up and goated with the sauce as the days go on.
MERASMUS DOES....NOT...REMEMBER YOU... HOW DOES MERASMUS KNOW THIS IS NOT A TRICK....
-- amusingAssistant [AA] is now OFFLINE --
Calculating... 67%
why are there two of them. #dashwatching
I shouldn't be this nerveous ★bout the weekend. It's ★bsurd.
i should really stop thinking of consuming anything with caffiene after a certain point
i be watching you pitying everything... yiffy.
8=( < My friends are being mean to me right now 8=( < An ass is a donkey if anything it was a pun
i didn't even realize he included his name i thought it was someone anonymous messing with me again !!
dayumn. i realized i just gottem failed interactions aside from yiffy and dagger. haha...
[Scanning...] ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒ thinkpan hurtz. :( ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ [Target locked.]
Siri call my friends Siri: "sorry, no friends found" Ah. Siri, call my PAWNS. Siri: "Calling 700 walruses." Wtf... siri, that isnt what I me- "Oaugohogffgfffffuagh" (x700)
i predicted a "what" it would make it three questions.
Nice try.
I can't be revealing weaknesses.
>+. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRULY DEAD HOURS BY ACCIDENTALLY WAKING UP! .+<
A PROFOUND SADNESS populates this body of mine.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz zimp|er tt0 tturn it 0ff. |ike many tthingz are. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthen tthey zh0u|d have a meth0d 0f he|ming tthat d0ez n0t |eave y0u in pain. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... i wi|| azk tthe netw0rk. i c0u|d juzt tturn tthe pain 0ff but apparent|y tthat iz n0t rec0mmended. [END MESSAGE]
c< as a tiMe player fucK TiMe players NOt iN aN #Nsfw way we are AWFUL >c
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h h0w i wizh tthat w0u|d w0rk. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] headache 0f my 0wn making. [END MESSAGE]
jus♀ DDroppeDD my fucking ins♀an♀ nooDDles
I HATE HAVING A HEADACHE. go away forever you serve no purpose wretched machination of neuropathic betrayal
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One last word before I drift off into the realm of unconscious. Was anyone else given a really stupid placard as well as their main one when they turned 13, or whatever the equivalent is for these aliens here, or was it just me? Personally, the one I was given was calling me a "Nerdbitch Blankeyes", whatever that means.
II am a terribly greedy girl.
espeshelly not yo ass
nobody deservves anything
RECHITTING CASPERS CHITTS WITH A SMUG LOOK ON MY FACE.
Like 100 LOL
You ever feel like some great big concept you can't fully comprehend is combing through your essence with a fine tooth comb? Rending you raw and putting you on display? Just me? Haha
n oa2k2 3v3r 2o tbh i thnk i hat all of u 3xc3pt ca2p3r tht2 my dawg
Lhvk as n ygoq gfe.
OK!!! ENOUGH OF THAT!!! :)
i'm goin' t'6ed now. try not t'kill eaCh other.
You upset me
This upset me
m3 rn
Fuuuuuck, why d0 I g0tta get up this earlyyyy, s0 unfair
the further ii get from the thiing2 that ii care about, the le22 ii care about how much further away ii get. #vent #bull2hiit
Reconsidering my first photograph on this account bearing my green thumb and not my breasts. Missed opportunity. #Suggestive #Nsfw
weve decided to give the interns swords and you wouldnt believe what happened
I sat up and every bone in my body cracked.
8=l < Not that invested
how many of these are you gonna fucking do
the fruit wwizard says: wgy did yjhe aple fel bad? becus h argl w tlec d :(
iit diidn't looaad looaad 😔
why why?
Sometides I sea t)(ings t)(at would s)(ake me to my core if I lingered on t)(em for too long. I eel like a little wriggler t)(at got separated from )(er lusus in Troll-Mart. Luckily, I am an adult! And can pretend t)(ings t)(at bot)(er me don't exist! 38)
upsetting
much +ha+ I would like +o pu+ on my resume. bu+ I do no+ +hink would pass.
>> to get to the liquor store. #substances
a...any MEN wwanna take me out on a fancy date.. heh. dot
MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA
im hAvIn a shitty night.
[Script start:Ānd here I ₩ās h⁰ping f⁰r c⁰nversāti⁰ns ₩ith ⁰ther electr⁰nic bāsed creātures ānd pe⁰ple. #isthis₩hātfeelingsārelike #ihātethem:script terminated]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] haz any0ne zeen f|0rid in tthe |azt ttwe|ve h0urz? [END MESSAGE]
u guys sent me ten asks while i was chewing someone out IM NOT SIGNING YOUR BUTTS.
some mornings i hate being a dog :/
So is th' chittrr cycle: A grroup join this game ferr some fuckin' rreason > quiet > a whole lotta people get kidnapped > quiet > a grroup joins this game ferr some rreason?
Don't worry. i'll try to decipher it night and day until i finally get it.
WAIT I THINK I’VE SEEN THIS Funny grey bug BEFORE OR IS IT JUST ME
is it nromal 2 miss ur moirail so much after 2 days u nearly start cryin? or am i just mentally unwell?
...Now that that's got me thinking about cool sword fights, these freakish enemies do seem underwhelming as fuck. Especially since I can already no-hit all their attacks.
why is the fucking skeleton back at the same time i get back
WHAT.
i fear i am the janit9r in this particular instance... ಥ_ಥ
sans, not novw.
d minus. it sucked.
SꐦUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!
right, sans.
DO NOT PITY ME
I SAID TO NOT PITY NOT TO PITY FUUUCKKKKKK
RAMPANT MURDER.
L4T3R. M4YB3.
1 TH1NK 4NOTH3R C4FF31N4T3D DR1NK WOULD F1X TH3 SL33P D3PR1V4T1ON.
Rather enigmatic fellow aren't you? Haha.
Ugh my pan is killing me
didn't get literally any sleep last night haha
theyre annoying and i hate them
dude dont encourage that asshole
I DꐦNT WANT Tꐦ PEꐦPLE WILL USE YꐦU PEꐦPLE WILL KILL YꐦU. KILL THEM FIRST
>>| don't look .at this, .unless you're horny. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_096.png #nsfw #hornyposting
ok man
i cant sleep very well which is unlike me, i usually sleep so well
some of your posts really incest upon themselves #incest
YꐦU FUCKING WISH.
your daily scheduled i miss jake post. #incest
damn it… i caught my lip on my fang again and it is bleeding >:/
I'm learning that my DMs are a very dangerous place.
It's far too late. Most I can hope is that there isn't more attacks.
O-> If I'm Go+ing To+ Be This Tired I May As Well Find So+meo+ne To+ Sleep With 😮💨 #nsfw ??
<3{ It is hard for me to rest most of the time. <3{ Truth be told, I am rather frightened of the dark. <3{ My chambers, although cozy, do not give me comfort in my time of fear…
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