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#nsfw okaaaaay you asked for it! [Another video prominently featuring Jade's breasts- and they're the same size as when she last posted them. Still bigger than her head. She's wearing a green lacy bra, presumably also affected by her witchy magycks so it's big enough to at least cover *some* of her chest, but even then, plenty of boob is still smushing out from the fabric as it digs into her sepia skin. Her hands, though, are occupied: they're both holding a bottle of oil and drizzling it over her tits with wild abandon! She goes on like this until the bottle makes an airy sound- empty. Jade tosses it aside and raises her arms, giving her audience a short while to follow the rivulets of oil running over her mountainous mammaries. Then, her fingers sink into soft fat, as she massages the oil into her boobs. Her eyes slip shut, and soft, sweet moans escape her lips, until finally her tits are slick and shiny. With that, Jade opens her eyes and smiles brightly! "follow me, please!", she requests, and makes her way a short distance across her bedroom. It seems like this is just an excuse to show off her IRL jiggle physics; she floats the camera down to her waist and lets it travel along with her so her wobbling ass is all the viewer can see. For the last little trek, she brings it back up to do the same with her chest- which is even more ridiculous. Every step sends them bouncing up and down a good few times, and the next keeps it going. Finally, she reaches her destination: a desk with a dildo standing upright on its surface. "here we go," she giggles. She takes one ample rumblesphere in each hand and practically slams them down around the toy- and it seems to vanish into her cleavage. The tip just barely pokes out as she raises her hefty breasts and lets them fall again. Her chest hitting the desk makes it audibly rattle time and time again. After a particularly hard drop, Jade lets out a shaky gasp- seems she's enjoying herself. But for her next trick, she starts alternating tits, slowly rubbing one against the dildo and then the other. This little break does help her focus; in time, her breathing evens out and she gets back to rubbing her jugs against the toy as fast as she can! This pattern of eager titfucking followed by slow alternating continues for minutes on end, as Jade gets a bit lost in the pleasure of putting on a show for her newfound fans. Only once she has to stop to breathe- and whimper- does she remember to peek over her chest, blow the camera a kiss, and shut it off.]
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the huntress
me: "boy i sure do love being an accomplished expert in my field and an intelligent woman of good bearing! this is great! even though grandpa and bec are gone, they are still watching over me like always, and im sure they would be proud of who ive become." literally anyone: "thats right jade! youre such a good girl!" me: " ._. grandpa dont look for a bit"
but on the other paw, regarding my last post of course my grandpas etiquette lessons were very important to me, and i think about them a lot it is nice to know how to do a formal table setting :P but i also did not grow up with a lot of hangups around sex, which apparently a lot of people do ._. i worry that those things contradict each other, but i guess they dont really! i can be a proper lady AND throw ass
should i make ONE more horny post? as a t-r-e-a-t? #nsfw
feeling cute today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c8d165dd821.png
i would have relations with a clone of me so long as were talking complete duplication and not ACTUAL cloning because an ACTUAL clone of me would be a baby :( #selfcest
this was me!! because i love you! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b255ca175d4.jpg
new profile pic btw! i thought the old one was, well, making me look too young!
pinecone is she acorn is they
yes power
si mpson leather bag
⛥ Dried mangoes are so fucking good I might cum all over my skirt.
I am a walking fish bowl of proverbial masturbation. Come have a swim. #suggestive
:33 < i wanna sl33p next to somenyan or sl33p on them :33 < *ac does a biiigg stretch and lets out a yawn* :33 < its almost past the time i'm usually asl33p...
:33 < why's there two sanses
:33 < mrrrrr.. :33 < *ac lets out a hiss*
:33 < nuhuh! i'm nice
:33 < >:33
:33 < purr purrrr meoww meoww :33
:33 < *ac lets out the loudest mrow he could muster*
I Could Watch The Stars Forever.
HELL yeah!!
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Experiencing the rare bout of road rage, I see. Not uncommon. You have my personal permission.
I Would Like To Thank Kanaya For Boosting Us Up Two Whole Cup Sizes. #suggestive
i feel that, its honestly the same wwith sailing. i knoww i can just swwim, but the convvenience is unmatched.
yeah i get it i wish i could walk sometimes instead
lol it’s liek 3 am for me rn imabout to fall asleep #sleepyposting
ROXY LALONDE INTRO everything u need to kno roxy still hasn’t gotten a proper grasp on his identity, he doesn’t have a preferred set of pronouns and doesn’t mind how you perceive her. :) he’s bisexual and genderfluid! boundaries: PLEASE no darkshippers or just anything that involves romanticizing serious topics! i am terribly uncomfy with it.. i am OKAY with mentions of #cw-self-harm + #nsfw, just NO radqueer/darkship of any sorts please!! what i am ok with: ships!! i’ll list the ships that i’d like to roleplay with. i am also ok with very bold flirtatious comments. ships: dirkroxy, eriroxy, anything that doesn’t break my boundaries! ERP: ask always!!! dms SHOULD be open, don’t be afraid to give roxy a hi!! roxy ALWAYS replies most of the time and he will always be eager to be ur friend!! <33 timeline dave: @tufftechGoonhead (might edit later)
I Think That I Love Too Much, Not Necessarily A Bad Thing But A True One.
Sending Them Your Way Now.
Doors Are Always Open To You Jade.
grape flavor tastes like the color purple.
Thank You Very Much Jade.
I Love More Than Just Myself, Just I Am The Top Priority.
It's Alright, Refer However You Are Comfortable, I'm Not Opposed To Any Specific Names Jade.
Sounds Very Nice, Hope You Enjoy Your Meal.
woof
Far Too Many Of A Certain Individual.
I prefer to twirl my little tentacle whiskers!
Sorry. <3
Plushies are maybe the perfect invention I'm not biased. :3
>:εε m3ow ;33 ~
maybe we can see it together sometime :)
hehehe that's fun! i hope u guys find what you're looking for :D
walks are wonderful!! i love the night sky :O
space powers make this kinda stuff way easier but the work updates are always fun from you :)
wazzup chittr ;) https://cdn.corenexis.com/f/p5VzplnSqWm.png
what good is being a slut if you cant also be silly about it? ;P
A late treat for all of you creatures of the night.
:33< purring right nyow
Best of luck.
miao
bworf
>:εε anyways m3ow prr ;33 ~
repostin a #tiethemuptuesday classic aint he the cutest?? <3
:33< they call my nook the coffin the way she want to be buried in it :33< #nsfw
:33< im what mew may call a purrfurt :33< a horny purrfurt :33< t33h33 :33< *the mighty huntress makes a peace sign at the camera as and iris outs* :33< #nsfw
:33< thinking of kissing #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
:33< whos bulge do i have to suck to suck some bulge around here? :33< #nsfw
3833 < Fefeta loves Yuri because Fefeta is yuri
3833 < Fefeta is a furreaking genius
3833 < Sw33t bro and )(ella Jeff? 3833 < nyo 3383 < Sw33t bro X )(ella Jeff!!!
3833 < Glub!
3833 < T)(is is me by t)(e way ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
3833 < T)(ank mew!
3833 < Mew know I've sean a million lives 3833 < Fefurri's w)(o lived in isolation, Fefurri's w)(o ruled and conquered, Fefurri's w)(o just died 3833 < I've sean Nepetas w)(o died fig)(ting, Nepeta's w)(o )(unted everyt)(ing, Nepetas w)(o were rut)(less. 3833 < despite all t)(e pawsiblites 3833 < I t)(ink I'm t)(e favorite version of bot)(
>:εε pounc3 wants g33n ;33 ~
>:εε Do your fri3nds friday? ;?? #th3watch3r #sugg3stiv3 ~
>:εε pounc3 has b33n summon3d wh3r3 ;00 ~
On the other hand, the image of 100 god tiers descending on a hundredfold-prototyped King like a swarm of bees is a beautiful image, isn't it?
Imagining a 100 player Sburb session and crying a single tear. From the beauty of it all? From anguish? Who knows.
B)
real kittycat hours rn
>:εε * climbs you up and licks your fac3 * m3ow! ;33 ~
>:B
despite it all we stay silly
>:εε * do3s a "pawsom3" backflip * ;33 ~
Perhaps I will throw together a garden party one of these days. Provided any guests make sure to treat the woods kindly.
gorp...
xx_GORP!!!_<3_xx
>:εε #pounc3hasgrill3dch33s3 ~
>:εε whil3 3v3ryon3 is busy doing s3x and s3x pounc3 is typing this whil3 driking g33n drink! " absinth3 " is th3 nam3, pounc3 is having fun on th3 3v3nt! #nsfw #substanc3 #sicknastysunday ;33 ~
>:εε pounc3 surpris3 attack!! ;33 ~
Hisses And Runs Away In Fright
and im right #swagarific
wrong he look swag as fuck
>:εε g33n ;33 ~
--> I say to go for the dress, It suIts you. --> Another vote to the count.
Overalls!
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Hmm... I'm rather partial tO the Overalls, persOnally! ❤︎ —— (˘ ³˘)
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Overalls are cute as fuck #Ishouldwearthemagain #liketheyserve #dressisalsocutetho #itseasytowearcutethingswhenyoulookcute
<<"ouhhhh those are both super cute,,,">>
the green dress one!!! it looks so pretty..
why wa2 that iin all cap2 brother fuckiing foamiing at the mouth there.
OVVERALLS FARMGIRL
the dre22.
8=l < I find the plaid dress to be quite lovely on you, the overalls have a more playful vibe
hi everyone!!! i was just talking to some friends from my creator study group and they told me about this website. i'm really excited to talk about the creators with new people and share some of the thoughts i have about them basically all the time! i hope everyone will be nice to me and understand that it's ok for us to all have different feelings about what the creators are really like... at the end of the day it's just about how they make you feel... i'm not going to share my name because i don't want to get fired from my job again. nice to meet you, fellow creations! #CreatorHeadcanons #Religion #CreatorPantheon
oh mein gott its full of dreamensta66en
Dunks all of you in water.
<<"hope you both have fun!!">>
no that wouldve made it worse way way way worse but thanks apology debt owed and collected on
okay jade i want you to picture the sky that was your entire goddamn face you took up an entire planet i will take you by the hand and time travel to literally any unoccupied space on the entire battlefield of skaia you were still visible you would still be visible i could make out your breath because it was literally atmospheric you were fucking planetary you were the fucking you look lonely i can fix that blade runner bitch for literal real life actual years in my dopey ass dreams in no vague terms your face was literally fuckmassive you were doing meteor avoiding shit so reasonable but not so reasonable the fallout that followed
thats fucking cold sis
>:B
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>:εε * climbs you up th3n m3ows at your fac3 * ;33 ~
Okay, I think you might be my favorite one please stay
why are there so many jades. where did they pop up from. the fuck.
You're right, that's not a good happy thought. I'm sorry for inflicting that upon you.
no i agree with jade, we should be careful about who and when we shrink!!
Gary Grue...........
Geen Gals G-o-o-tta Gstick Gt-o-o-gether Glike Glue. 8)
>:εε ;<< ~
8(
>:εε m3ow ;33 ~
Y-O-O-U NEED AN UMBRELLA JADE!!
Arr-o-o-w barrage. 8)
:B
:B
>:εε is it m3 or nobody 3ls3 has mor3 than on3 mouth? ;?? ~
>:B
}:B
always keep em guessing
>> m¡necaft.... 🟫🟩
Heheehehehehe. -O-O-kay, Unarr-o-o-w-barrags y-o-o-u.
N-o-o- l-o-o-nger in his big str-o-o-ng arms. Which is kind -o-o-f criminal if y-o-o-u think ab-o-o-ut it!!!! 8Y Decimating flaming arr-o-o-w barrage fr-o-o-m ab-o-o-ve
it fuckin sucks. i know how it is.
I'm standing in for @walkstabwalK for tonight's howling. Awoooo.
are you guys so fucking chronically online and a††ached †o †his si†e †ha† you †hink you need †o live chi† your da†e.
hAPPY, 8/8, vRISKA DAY TO, mY 8ESTEST 8UDDY, @arachnidsgrip#9137, wHO IS ACTUALLY, tHE COOLEST EVER,
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has decided to begin a new post series: DARKEST DESSERTS. For my first post, I will review... the MALEVOLENTLY MELON CAKE. A miniature dome cake with a CRUELLY LOVELY melon shape, its INNARDS are made of melon and coconut mouse. This DELECTABLE little TREAT is sat atop a MACARON, and topped with white chocolate drizzle. The Dark One rates this dessert... an 8/10. It could stand to be a bit more FLAVORFUL... Ʒ
(( yes!
<<"glasses are literally cute!">>
i'm g6ing........... to Wetzel's Boiled Then Baked And Also HeaVily Salted DoVgh Twisted Shapes............... and n6 one can ST6P me
Karkat took the clown's phone, who can also type on it with his mind.
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not everyone here has played the game in fact i think most of the trolls here actually havent which is sensible this is after all a troll based social media platform also theres actually a ton of striders around im just not sure how active each of us are also also sorry for butting in on your musings this is all shit ive had to keep notes on my harley has me on this site checking out the multiverse lmfao
i am exactly shorter then dirk which one wouldn’t u like 2 know
One more.
Hello Jade. Either works. The Session Guardian title is for my tabletop role-playing game. Do not fuss over that matter.
also, why do i have the combination pizza hut & taco bell song stuck in my head. for like. no discernible reason. it’s harshing the vibe
oh its so so good!! you need to tell me what you think :D
pov i got u trapped in a jar and i use my real magic 2 give u small slice of cake and a little cup of milk
ok so status update re: me and jane in case anybody cares lol i took the pink moon and put it in orbit around a planet in gammas solar system i made jane a temporary house while we try and rebuild the condesces childhood palace it is going to be a long project but i kind of missed building things and terraforming with jane :)
you have no idea how fun it is being a dog instead of a human well ok some of you do :P but most of you dont and thats sad!!!
New pinned: The Condesce won. Grimbark Jade and Crockertier Jane slaughtered their former friends, claimed the Ultimate Reward, and created New Alternia out of Earth B. Time passed, Alternian society was rebuilt, with Jane as the heiress and Jade as the attack dog. Then, Jane was assassinated. It sent both Jade and the Condesce into shock, and after not too long, the Condesce was killed too. Jade, "free" for the first time in 200 years, couldn't handle it... until @gardenGamma stepped in to save her! Since then, she's been slowly rebuilding her sense of self, slowly adjusting to having her own desires. She has decided she is no longer Jade - her current nickname whole she figures that out is Guard. She can be a bit volatile, a bit contradictory, but she's getting better. Most of the time she is very sweet, especially to any Jades (she's got those Bec instincts!) but she can be a bit callous about her past crimes. Warning for #nsfw, #nsfwe, and VERY OCCASIONAL #incest as she explores her newfound sexuality, as well as #gore regarding her past.
theres some variety. saw one setting up some kind of botanicall research center some time back? theres some jades to be reall proud of
thank you ms. nitram! <3
hI jADE, i TH1NK THAT, iN GENERAL, tHE jADES ARE A VITAL PART OF, tHE cHITTR ECOSYSTEM SO, iT IS NICE TO HAVE YOU ALONG, fOR THE RIDE!
This site is a hellscape, hopefully you'll find this less hectic.
၄⋆၃ good evening jade harley welxome to hell (xhittr) :)
Hello jade, welcome to Chittr.
>:εε r3act to this chit if you want pounc3 to int3ract with you ;33 ~
>:B
dap me up. i knew you had a gleam in your eye.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] zhame. :> [END MESSAGE]
No, no. I saw it immediately after. I should've taken your warning.
So many pretty puppies prancing in my garden. I wonder if this is my karma balancing out?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee. tthank y0u f0r tthe c0ntext. i waz g0ing tt0 zay tthe ttit|e z0undz a bit rude. but tthat makez m0re zenze. ... perhapz i wi|| put tthat 0n f0r tthe crew. [END MESSAGE]
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
oh yeah that ok thats my engraved tag right now so i need to wear it like a badge of honor its a little bit of a long story so ill keep it relatively short because im sure you dont actually want to hear about how i ended up running politically for this office long story short im temporary acting mayor of littlecan trolltown and to help boost myself in the polls i took a friendlier trollier name but i actually got elected and now i have an office to hold and i have people that need overseeing and bills to sign and shit so this is just my sworn duty for a while i guess until i run out of things to sign or somebody shows up to throw me out
that is accurately exactly whats happening here its the dave award of the year for doing a dave thing thats an inspiration to other daves given out by dave inspired by dave hosted by dave and of course the afterparty will also be djed by dave so you better buckle up after this awards ceremony its gonna be a wild one
wait that is so fucking smart holy shit hes onto something
My Jade was the sweetest, kindest, most loyal friend. #HarleyHour
for this #harleyhour, id like to request that you touch grass!!!! smell a flower or look up at the stars and savor the experience, because you deserve it!
thats what makes you so awesome!!
best of luck in the pursuit of knowledge! o7
#harleyhour hi jade i love you bark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3 you are the bestest human ever and im so glad i got to be your dog and also sort of you <33
that'$ mu¢h møre a¢¢urate i dø ¢ømmit tax fraud thøugh
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ The swoopy hair had its grip on teenage girls at the time i fear #darktimesindeed #imsorrysharpayyoudeservedmore #despitebeingarichpriss
technically a jade, and yeah there's a lot of versions of us :)
gardens gizmos AND gadgets?? oh my! :D