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Ɏ idk how to describe it its like if you were to exa-a-amine yourself a-a-and see a-a-a CURSED! sta-a-atus effect a-a-above your hea-a-ad Ɏ

(⭒•͈ 𓎺 •͈ ) Don't worry a thing! It's okay to make mistakes, it is what makes you stronger in the end!

(ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡ I may not be a troll but I am sure as heck nice! So you're in great hands, friend!
friendly reminder its never too late to change for the better! seriously. anyone can be a good person if they just try, and it's not easy, but it is possible. and it is worth it. love you all. ♥︎

Thank you...!! (^ o ^ ❀)
I AM……..CERTAINLY LESS DRUNK. WHICH MIGHT COUNT A S’OKAY’, I FUCKIN’ GUESS.
:33 < true! i didnt think anything so pretty would be in new york!
:33 < thanks again! yeah. i challenged chittr to tell me rock formations they like and that i would climb them!
:33 < thanks! they were hard to climb but i managed.
:33 < @goldengigabyte :33 < it took me a long while to figure out igneous rock formations in new york! :pp < i ended up going to the palisades! a massive diabase rock cliff with intrusive igneous rock similar to basalt! :?? < does this count?

Today....is my....wriggling day....(^ . ^ ❀) I hope...to know you all...for many wriggling days....to come... (^ o ^ ❀)
-^J∇st ignore it. Yo∇'ll be fine. Go to sleep and yo∇'ll event∇ally wake ∇p and still be alive.^-
=oXO that sounds nice¡ i hope you get to go to lots of pretty places in your dreams today as well then =oXO
=oXO right¿ it sounds so nice i would like for it to be real maybe today i will dream about it and that will be almost like it being real =oXO
=oXO yaay thank you¡ the feeling is mutual' one day everyone who wants a head pat will have a pat on their head that,s the kind of beautiful world i would like to see =oXO
=oXO no it,s nice it,s okay =:) i did not think anything weird about it that just seems like a nice thing =oXO
=oXO yeah¡ surviving is the first step to having nice things happen' i don,t know the other steps they just kind of happened suddenly to me' i think maybe its luck¿ well either way if i ever meet you i will give you a pat on the head if i can reach and then we will have both experienced a pat on the head =:) =oXO
=oXO i think so too''' i think i,m opening my mind to the possibilities of being pat on the head in the future which is a little bit scary because what if they don,t want to pat me on the head anymore''' but¡¡ they did do it this one time so i can cherish this memory' life is good¡ =oXO
=oXO i,m sure one day you will be pat on the head too it only took me 13'3 sweeps to get a pat on the head i think that,s very easy to beat probably¡ =oXO
=oXO i think''' i want to be patted on the head again''' hm' something to consider i guess =oXO
=oXO my mysterious friend whose name i don,t know told me it,s ok and that iksham isn,t going to hurt me because she knows that if she does she,s "going back in the hole" and i said "what kind of hole¿ like an anthill¿" and they patted my head' waow'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' never had my head patted by anyone but ants before =oXO
=oXO yes that,s the spirit¡ and if you are sad sometimes that,s also okay because being sad doesn,t make you a bad person you also have to remember that' i learned that one and it was very true' =oXO
=oXO yes always got to keep your hopes up because if you stop hoping then you stop doing things and if you stop doing things its really sad' and i would like for everyone to be not sad you got this =oXO
=oXO i can,t really say anything on the pailing front thats not really my uh''' wheelhouse''' but i believe in you¡¡ there,s people of all sorts and you seem nice so i,m sure you,ll find someone, even if things are a bit scary¡ =oXO
=oXO it was very scary i can,t recommend it¡¡¡¡ but also i guess i can,t prove that it doesn,t work''' since it did in fact work''' =oXO
=oXO i for sure was not expecting to make my first ever irl friends by someone breaking into my hive and then following them for like 3 hours and then getting a surprise knee to my face by their friend who thought i was dangerous for some reason but life is so wild isn,t it¿ =oXO
i remember the flimsy c0nstitution 0f most and bring y0u the compr0mise of a simultaneous #mammarymonday and #mAssivemonday https://64.media.tumblr.com/27ac0b4463eda92a6a02098423324151/cc95f21c348c1475-8d/s1280x1920/cfdc1202fb26cb57049135e0654e3136994f7af5.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/e13f62767453d6d69895b66bfa62d37b/cc95f21c348c1475-47/s1280x1920/41823023d5b76328e8a0fc2fecc13a473710e090.png very clever. very magnanim0us. ft. moowbeasts? meooowbeasts? idfk #nsfw ((void-soda))
the big man on campus is a woman, hate to break to ya. also she likes chicks.
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Good luck to thos3 th4t 4r3 p4rt1c1p4t1ng 1n #p41l1ngs34son. F1ll thos3 buck3ts up! I r3m3mb3r my l4st s3ss1on w4s don3 1n my off1c3 wh1l3 I w4s f1ll1ng out 1mport4nt docum3nts. Don’t 3v3r p41l wh1l3 p4p3r 1s 1nvolv3d unl3ss you w4nt 1t for3v3r ru1n3d 4nd h4v3 to str3ss yours3lf out ov3r h4v1ng to r3do 4 w33ks worth of p4p3rwork. #nsfw #nsfw3 ??

Of course, dawg. If you do need some help though just shoot me a message.
> anyone need a quad f1lled temporar1ly for #pa1l1ng2ea2on hmu #n2fw (12h) <
🐾#Nsfw || woof, 's sUddeN bUt it is Pretty dire! i got my flUshed side of thiNgs sorted bUt... awh maN, ya seem Pretty cool aNd i aiN't waNt ya to get iN troUble dUriNg the seasoN! coNsideriN' what haPPeNs wheN ya... doN't fill 'em bUckets for the droNes. tell ya what, if ya Need it, jUst for the seasoN - i caN be a backUP for yoUr Pitch side of thiNgs jUst for the droNes to go away 'N stUff if ya caN't get somethiN' before theN? as, bUds?? hehe,

c< aNytiMe! >c

c< it was be4 yOu jOiNed, dONt wOrry >c

8=8 > this cannot be what gets you peoples attention #nsfw https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/bro.png

8=8 > i just figured out how to turn on badges what the BARK

8=8 > THATS WHAT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🐾oooh, a good oNe! x) 🐾❔(qNa, fharma agNeaU - _> why did the chickeN become a detective? becaUse of a fowl crime = yoUr total is [free])❔🐾 ooh, a classic oNe! 'egg'celleNt oNe to wraP this form stUff UP for the time beiN', ooooh that remiNds me i coUld go for a real Nice wraP 'boUt Now. real im'Peck'able joke there, gosh ya gUys are goNNa PUt me oUtta a job 'ere! aNd for free to boot? awwh! x) jUst kiddiN', love to hear it, serioUsly some good stUff x) thaNk ya, frieNd! 'N may yoUr reciPes always briNg everyoNe else mUch joy as yoU've boUght me with leaviN' this here ✨🐾 #hUNdsiqNa #qNa hehe,
you can see it for yourself if we pump into each other! i don't exactly cover up nowadays

- Oh, wow! We share the samme sign! Hi, pal! 👋😁
🐾#sUbstaNce || where did the lettUce go for a driNk after a loNg 'N difficUlt Night? why, it weNt oN off to 'the salad bar'! that remiNds me, i haveN't beeN oUt to a ProPer bar 'N awhile that wasN't for a gig... let aloNe haviN' a driNk. lots to coNsider there bUt 'm iN No rUsh to make a decisioN! x) hehe,

8=8 > nono i get it i would be jealous too
yuuuuuuuup. damn zhame. i hope you carry thiz with you forever
shouldn☭ be ☭he only ☭hing you share ☭ho #sharingis☭aring

c< tHats Nice! were Happy 2 Have ya Here! >c
Okay I'm probably gonna have to come back to this Q&A business after I've crossed 10,000 points. Seems like I am in fact still the proverbial little guy.

c< welcOMe 2 tHe party! >c
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