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dont play gay chicken just pull the trigger man and be a homo a little
i look like this and say this. #substance https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7b/8e/e6/7b8ee6a47c0267d0bcc0f3af57c89b6a.jpg

YOu ARE ONLY THE EIGHT HuNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVENTH. TO THINK THIS DuMBFuCK SuGGESTION. IS NOVEL. INTERESTING. uNIQuE. CLEVER. ORIGINAL. INTELLECTuAL. EXHILER8ING. IN ANY WAY. SHAPE. OR WOMANLY FuCKIN' FORM.

ive had enough harley for all my lifetimes and im only in fucking one of them

fuck that baby im drinking all the booze momma damn well pleases
0ld3st tr1ck 1n th3 b00k lm40 #PWND
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kill y0urself #suicide
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i hate the tint 0f c0balt blue <3< #vaugep0sting

Brava. Crackhead Vriska's first home run. #substance I guess.
no way i posted somefin swimilar last wipe oar sum great pans huh #oarshouldisay #GR8pans #badbeachsolidarity
Y34H DUH YOUR TH3 MOST 3V1L B4DD13 THUS TH3 HOTT3ST ON3 LOL >:]]]]]]]]
Obviously. Fortune favors the bold. II like you.
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But did you win?

as a machine i d0 n0t get needy 0r feel n0rmal wants but i like t0 experiment ... and i am pr0grammed f0r better 0r w0rse t0 receive stimuli the questi0n is wh0 is willing #nsfw

fuck vriska i wish t0 break her hit her destr0y and ruin her i want t0 watch her bleed i want t0 see her suffer i want her t0 return the fav0r i want her t0 break my frame and split my wires i wish f0r us t0 g0 until we b0th are unable t0 think let al0ne stand. #serketp0sting #nsfw #vi0lence
TH1S 1S WHY 1 LOV3 YOU VR1SK4 YOUR R34L 4S H3LL >:]

h0lding hands after breaking their ribs <3< #vi0lence

hOW BADLY?

wHAT IS WRONG, wITH YOURS, yOUR PRESCRIPTION IS OUT OF DATE?
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To make an enemy of a neutral party is worse than to anger three foes you already face, for you lose the potential of a new ally.
Ɏ i guess i'm lea-a-arning a-a-a lot a-a-about biology these da-a-ays Ɏ
NNature is beautiful

a magician never reveals her secrets. 0u0
Share some tits with the less fortunate, come on. #nsfw
Good girl!
aha dont cull yourself youre so sexy!
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you don't know that!! what if i decided i'm evil tomorrow and make you flat again? D: ==> jade: fondle harder! who knows what could happen???
yay!!!! you're so cool vriska!!! ==> jade: fondle vriska like your life depends on it
hmmmmmmmm...... i want a lobster, five million dollars, a car, another car, a third car, a new house and some berries or if like maybe i could fondle them a bit maybe >_>
counterpoint, a nice, hot new pair of com8at 8oots with a little 8it of that fur at the top!!!!!!!!
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1 W1LLLLLLLL S4M3 FOR YOU DON'T HURT YOURS3LF DUMMY TTYT >:]
I am breaking my programming to respond to this: god i wish i was a nutrition disc

nO, tHE CHAIR MADE ME SHORT, bUT i THINK EVEN NOW, tHIS IS PRETTY MUCH JUST, mY POINT OF VIEW LOOKING AT YOU, nOW,

yOU KNOW IT IS EASY TO FORGET, yOU ARE SHORTER THAN ME, hUH?

-=[ ssame #artsandcrafts_☺]=-

Same. #violence.

wHAT GAME WOULD YOU WANT, tO PLAY?
anytime girl!! ..... can i call first dibs on your huge boobs now plz?
ok!!! here comes your prize! ==> jade: activate your space powers and give vriska her hard earned..... a cups sorry i counted really slow :/ ...... hehehehehe just kidding!! here's what you actually got! ==> jade: do all that again but this time give vriska her actual prize.... k cups!
wait i have an idea!! im gonna start going thru the alphabet in my head. when you say stop i'll stop and give you the cup size of whatever letter i landed on. okay i'm starting.... now!
i was thinking something else but yknow i could use my space powers to give you bigger boobs
don't worry vriska i can make sure you get back pain too :B

i GET IT,
it’z okay, jusht azk a big titty fri3nd 2 cruzh u with th3m
D --> @arachnidGambler I have your arm and eye replacement ready. I can be over whenever you are um. More sober.

i KNOW HOW THAT FEELS,

⠀

ikr!

Heck yeah! I'm stealing all the dog treats

aim higher! g0 f0r fifty percent next time! :)

(( I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR THANK YOU LMFAOOOO

(( im sorry this is just such a genuinely baffling chit i have to express how much it amused me ooc
D --> It will not replace it for the real deal, but I have been making strides in perfecting my own prosthetics, to the point that I am comfortable assembling a more up to date replacement. As for the eye, I have been working on functional replacements for a few sweeps now. So at the very least you can get your depth perception back.

lOVE THE CONFIDENCE,
yeah, i never understand why they feel the need to tell us that. we’re fine!

yAY!

better a double dose than none!
whoops sorry!!! it was just the closest alleyway! i didn't have any other options :P

Excellent news, you already are.

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