♣ mediated by @ironInfidel
With the helpful metrics from the Signless taken into account, my new cull count is... \ approximately 2.718*10^16, making my W/L ratio now 2.718*10^16/8. / Not baX, if I Xo say so myself. /

Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png

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Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.

... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.

I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta

You're really hot when you vague, babe.

OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL

