♠ hated by @loyalMutt
meh, r∆ther t∆lk ∆bout cute boys if i'm being honest
₍^. .^₎⟆ Nuh uh, not r!ght now at least꠹
GOOD LUCK.. you couldnt move 20 feet from the DOOR without your collar being tugged, jade
OH MY MISTAKE, JADE HARLEY
You know what's quite perplexing? I don't believe I've ever seen a Troll in real life! Sure, I've dialogued with some, but never seen them outside my screen.
Just saw someone ask “what should you do on a date?” and the response was “take his wallet” & “take his kidney.” Note to self: do not turn to Chittr.ing for advice.
Did you know? Octopi have three hearts. Two of them stop beating when they swim.
Yeah It Was Definitely Worth It And Thats All Im Saying Now #vagueposting
cant believe hes somehow got me vaguely excited for camping i gotta get more nonchalant #immediately
Truly @aspiringPessimist has the right idea on being menacing. Threatening to kill/cull/or hurt someone? Old news. Gets you nowhere.
Oh good they are safe because you haven't killed anyone here you said you would.
Ok needed that I guess
uHHH,, hEY GUYS,, }:)
ii dont sscour the deepesst depthss of the iinternet liike ii ussed too. ii sshould aagaaiin.
Sigh
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sweetest thing i ever heard comin from u lol
>Sylink Prot✦h t✦kes orders from nobody.
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Remem6er t9 6e kind t9 th9se with severe delusi9ns. #delusi9ns #kindness #mentalHealth
This jade is always like I'm going to kill you to everyone and yet they never do it. Lame.
:33< i know right? :33< here i am :33< still alive
:33< purrrrrr~
:33< yayyyy :DD
:33< remempurr mewnionizing is cool fur33 legal easy and fun :33< just like regicide!
TW #swears #curses #anger #s9licitati9n N9, thanks.
Sigh
I HATE HER. I HATE HER. I HATE HER. >:B #HATEPOSTING
:33< dumb mutt
:33 < meow meow meow meow
:33 < mew mew mew meow mew mew mew meow mew! :33 < #nepetahour
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
:33< meow meow meow~
#maket.thefouont.twouorse
HEY CAN WE HAVE COMIC SANS FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES.
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#vent my h8d feels like its going to f8cking expl8de
I don’t like that this is funny Sylink.
People love to hate me for no reason huh.
♡ Now, being able to exist on my own... It's wonderful ♤
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𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewve b33n davepetad
New chittr revision - highbloods (indigo+) MUST include their coords in their bio, or they will be removed.
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i understand jade... i really do i will always be here for you im sorry you couldnt find another way <3
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@grimbarkGuardian got a category five some bullshit scenario occurring calling in the expert
i said id look out for you in particular and i DIDNT and im so fucking sorry
you must feel so comfortable again after bein gone so long. but i guess only a s)(epard could see strengt)( in numbers.
Glad ሠቹ had this talk.
jades.belong.in.the.brooding.caverns.they.should.not.leave.if.you.see.a.jade.outside.of.the.caverns.report.them.to.the.nearest.imperial.authority.that.is.illegal.especially.cloistered.jades.them.seeing.you.is.illegal.and.you.seeing.them.is.illegal.that.is.a.bad.thing.it.is.very.bad.to.see.them.you.should.not.see.them.you.should.report.them.and.yourself
tee hee
yknovw if the game didnt end beforus and i managed to strike a record deal and achievwe success as a musician you just knovw thered be a cache of girls on grumblr wvho post about hovw they wvant belly rubs from daddy #suggestiwve
jaaade..... :c do you need me to come over and do it for you?
hit me up wvhen you are pup ;)
thats the idea~
got some feedback. sure, ill offer the servwice to... am i ready that right? yiffanies? yiffies? yeah they can havwe the servwice too i guess #nsfwv #petplay
thats vwhat im saying!
<:B
;)
i dunno wvhat mental illness its for but all the hottest gals i knovw are on that so keep it up babe ;)
i lowve my life*
good dog <3
any time puppydog ;)
make me ;)
thats kinda the game vwere playing, and you just cant stay avway. like i said, youre obsessed
that a threat or a promise? #suggestiwve
vwell see ;) im sure this guy lowves to see us flirting in his notifs by the vway
im sure i could do some damage to yours too #suggestivwe ;)
hot. id dodge though.
and vwhatre you gonna do about that pup?
hate to see her go, lowve to vwatch her leawve
youre obsessed wvith me ;)
im literally just c)(itting )(ere
aint you meant to be in a )(ot car wit da windows up oar somefin
im a s)(rimple gurl ocray i got a few topics im passionate aboat n its puns, pina coladas, money, politics, fucked up experiments, and trolls.
eelmao. empty t)(reats. t)(e bot)( of you are suc)( wimps t)(at youre aint even jokes; t)(at would imply a punc)(line, w)(ic)( you are quite literally p)(ysically incapable of providin.
)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(! come over and test t)(at t)(eory sometime.
can someone do somet)(in about t)(e dog barkin again against its leas)( its gonna WAK-----E UP t)(e N-----EIG)(BORS
i too feel the pain of the lovwercase quirk toots. be nice to me, i aint ewven done anything yet.
Congrats man! Always nice to find yourself in love right? -Gary
Remind me to thank DOC HASTUR because these fuckin' SOLDIER BOY pills are keeping me from DYING in this heat~ Thankfully the central AC has FINALLY made this goddamn hive LIVABLE again~
oh yeah, she wvants me. vwoof.
you knowv i cant quit you baby. except right nowv i guess, ill see you next time you hate post about me ;)
Going fishing today... Hhopefully this means I'll have dinner tonight. Wish me luck :)
bad dogs?
can i treat you like good girls?
i thought you gals vwere dehumanized anything vwith the doggirl thing tbh
nah it vwasnt literally evwery vwersion, theres nuance there. wvell, the ear scritches are uniwversal, but the guides only apply to the sorts of gals wvho havwe a real chance of being receptiwve, the ones already looking for a good time, if you catch my drift. #suggestivwe
wvell yeah, if i aint incompatible that means i keep can hitting on you, so the status quo remains!
eh, hawvent been keeping track. plenty more of you than say, meulins or tulas im thinking.
i aint ewven done anything yet and youre already mad at me. sheesh
uhhh.. meooow?
I am your ever transparent Host. To be precise and accurate with my current tier of employ, gaze upon my roster of newly hired individuals. @gullibleColumnist as the Doormaid. In this highly specialized role, the Doormaid will be in charge of the Keys to my manor and penthouse. @pliableDecadence#3682 as the Cuekeeper. You will find Serpaz's unique talents lend greatly to the maintenance of the various machinations assigned to her existence. @carbolicGalvanologist as the Chalkbox. As the Felt's Custodial Utilitarian, Karkat currently presides under direct command of the Handmaid during his trial period. A strong recommendation from Kurloz Makara has landed him this position. @terribleFate as the Nameless. Caliborn recruited this individual, whose many services are free to any member of English's Chosen upon request. Of course, there are many more to be considered, as this does not include my various contractors, free agents, double agents, triple agents, or those who simply enjoy the presence of the Felt in their operations. I have roughly twenty three more applicants to file through tonight. I will be doing so whilst enjoying the sweet chords of my Songbird, whose handle shall remain hidden until she decides it is time for her grand debut.
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can i say this novw that it aint during an hour? wvho wvants to wvear a vwiolet collar for me? #nsfvw
I looooove peanut butter, i should make a sandwich. Hmm. Ill just alch another pen. #cw-self-harm
I'm alive chittr. I know I haven't chittrd all day today.
lotta good girls out and about right nowv, huh? ;) #suggestivwe
My suggestion is pictures of small animals!
you're messing with my RATIOS! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT MY RATIOS ARE???????????
I’M QUITE SORRY TO HEAR THAT, MX. WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TEA, PERHAPS?
spite is the lifeblΩΩd that flΩvvs thrΩugh my pusher
Feel better soon!
we can tell, ya BIG MEANIE. :(
watchiing a grub for the 2ake of 2ome hoiity toiity bee-e22 that kn ii2 up two.
My word t)(at took more poor enginfears t)(an expected, but )(ere we AR-E! T)(ey told me boring a )(ole onto transtemporal networks is a big ask but I'm not)(ing if not a s)(ellar motivator! Rotate enoug)( fres)( laboar in and you can reely do anyt)(ing. Reefjoice, carouse, wors)(ip if you want to get a)(ead. You'll find me a pearlfect conc)(versationist w)(en I've time to give away. I t)(ink I'll )(ave a seacretary keep an eye on t)(ings w)(en I'm occupied, so fret not aboat being )(eard in time. Meena)( Peixes, )(is )(auteurious Condescension if you can't still t)(e quake in your boots. I'm just a dude, like you! -Except muc)( better. A Dudesce if you will. You will, won't you?
Oh I feel much better after that. Please, I encourage more people to refuse to pay their dues. It's invigorating convincing you to do the right thing.
wow! i think i may look even better than ever with our new jerseys! what do yoou think? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/199ab901e2ba.png (( credit again to @achromaticCrusade yay yay!)) #selfie #bronzebeauty #candid #goldenrodaipoms
I Think Wistfully About How My Descendant May Find Each Of My Friend's Descendants, But Then I Remember My Moirail Never Made It To Maturity. My Descendant Will Never Know My Moirail's Descendant, Because They Do Not Exist.
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This mewvie sucks. 0/33 No Brendan Fraser. No stupid puns. No fun uncanny adventure. #mewvieposting
#NowPlaying— https://on—soundcloud—com/UUEGp074ztmLnDMLTD
gog hates me #vagueposting
Oh. Uhm #Uhhh character info post. -Canon up until her revival shortly after exploding as Fefetasprite. Was brought to Earth C. Grew up! #Yay. -I think she's essentially an ultimate Feferi. I dunno. I'm here to write fun slice of life and romance and maybe some horror or action plots. I like exploring the concept of Feferi being a grown and more three dimensional character because she was always my favorite growing up. -We stay silly here she's lowkey a little prankster. -Accepted the fact she's karmically entwined with Eridan. Sighs. I love Erifef and Solfef. Sighs. -I don't post NSFW. I do not want to engage in nsfwe. -Always open to some sorta shipping. I only do so with chemistry, however. -Always opento play games and have fun. lalalalala -I like being nicies and having fun. lets have fun https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2e/9d/95/2e9d954b47c0fa69fcbc08fb8ff3cded.jpg
I could live my whole life without reading some of the words I have to read nowadays.
hhhnghhhngnn getting bred is one of my uhhltimate fantasies hhhngnnn being so fuhhcked fuhhll of potent seed hhhnhhhnhhhnn #nsfw
I DID NOT WIN, BUT THAT WAS A LOVELY GAME OF (LEGALLY DISTINCT) MONOPOLY.
you'll get it next time!
very true very true...
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#LOLOLOL #Yes #<3
>> #ThankYou #Kenton #<3 #Hahaha
yeah lil hoMMie i support you no MMatter what live your truth
>> #ThankYou #M¡cahh #YoureA1wayડTheBeડt #:]]
#noprobleMM #hiMMbro #happytobehere
hiMMebro typo MMy entire career is over
☆ thirsting again on main rq but gog if this isn’t one of the sexiest images I’ve ever laid eyes on good fuKKin LORD https://i.postimg.cc/gKFqTzMB/IMG-9309.jpg☆
@goldenGigabyte
@containedArmageddons
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@containedArmageddons sollux what are you doing over there
.☘︎ ܁˖⚘s the un⚘verse really a frog?˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
stop. please.
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I FuCKING TOLD YOu SO. FuCKING. BITCHES. MAN.
A shame about the ring, though. Still, things can always be kept in mind for future use.
(( *brush your fur
I SAID.
YOu WON'T.
NO BALLS.
tumut
For once I am rooting for you. Still, time to prepare other methods…
no!!!!! i know you want to you wanted to go to the temple before you were ready too but you stopped her!! you wanted to prototype the doll but you STOPPED HER YOU SAVED HER YOU HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a90cf123853.gif
ASSuMING YOu HAVE ANY. THINK OF YOuR FRIENDS. AND IF YOu DO NOT. THINK OF THE FRIENDS YOu COuLD HAVE. THAT YOu WILL HAVE NO LONGER. IF YOu EXPIRE.
WHEN DuMB BITCHES SPEAK. VERY LITTLE IS OFTEN SAID. BuT I AM A FEMINIST. SO I LISTEN TO WOMEN. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE WRONG. ESPECIALLY ON THE MATTER OF. SuBSTANCE. THE DECISION TO REENACT OuR MATING HABITS. ON A MICROBIAL SCALE. IS LAuGHABLE. YOu ARE A BACTERIAL PENAL COLONY. A PETRI DISH IN SPACE'S SHEER ENORMITY. AND YOu HAVE DELuSIONS OF GODHOOD. AND OMNIDIRECTIONAL ANNIHILATION. YOu HAVE SPLASHED A SINGLE DOLLOP OF WATER OuTSIDE OF THE SHALLOW END OF THE POOL. AND CALLED YOuRSELF. SWALLOWER OF OCEANS. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE. HOW YOuR LITTLE WATER SQuIRTER RING. DOES NOT MATTER. AND HAS FAR GREATER SELF INFLICTED CONSEQuENCES. THAN YOu COuLD EVER HOPE TO ANGLE ELSEWHERE. CHERuBS ARE SEPARATED BY PARSECS. OuR TOYS. THE BOOM-BOOM-BOX. CHuCHuNuNu CLIP-ONS. MONKEES IN A BAARuHL. THESE ARE INTENDED. TO SWEEP THE REMNANTS OF A uNIVERSE INTO A PYRE. AND ALLOW IT TO EXPIRE PEACEFuLLY. TAKE OFF THE RING. WHILE THERE IS ENOuGH OF YOu TO GO WITHOuT WEARING IT. YOu WILL uNSPOOL AT THE BASE OF YOuR BEING. WITCH. uNRAVEL uNTIL NOTHING REMAINS. BuT THE BAREST RHETORICAL CONCEPT. OF WHAT YOu ONCE WERE. HAVE YOu EVER HEARD. THE EXPRESSION. YOuR LIFE FLASHING BEFORE YOuR EYES? TRY THAT. EXCEPT. IT IS GONE. AS IT PASSES BY LIKE STREETLIGHTS. INDECIPHERABLE TO YOu. IT PAINS AND IT PuLLS AND IT TWISTS AND IT CONTORTS. DRAGGED ACROSS THE SuRFACE OF YOuR BRAIN LIKE MEATHOOKS. ABDuCTING YOu AND REPLACING EVERY FEELING WITH AN OVERWHELMING POWERLESSNESS. YOuR LITTLE TOY. WAS NEVER MEANT FOR HuMAN HANDS. IT IS A CRuEL AND uNPREJuJuDICED uNTEMPERED FLAME. AND IT IS QuITE STuPID TO CARRY ON WITH IT ON YOuR PERSON.
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i made one and only one of em very glittery so peeps w)(o r krilled by it feel special
If only more understood this.
Such a terrible way to respond to an honored guest, Jade Harley.
I am going to ignore that post and instead remain focused on the creation of my excellent host.
When I do it, it is with some sense of class.
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
Casper at the masquerade and you guys won't even know it.
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